Chris and work - Revision history

WarnerBro at 22:02, 17 April 2026

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	{{quote\|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).\|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}		{{quote\|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).\|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
	[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydreams\|daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn\|fantasies]].]]		[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydreams\|daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn\|fantasies]].]]

	Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb\|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held [[Wendy's\|one]] job – [[Cutco\|two]] if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.		Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb\|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held [[Wendy's\|one]] job – [[Cutco\|two]] if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Parental influence */ no source given for Bob and tugboat claim

2026-03-14T17:53:55Z

Parental influence: no source given for Bob and tugboat claim

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	====Parental influence====		====Parental influence====
	Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat\|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that ultimately proved to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

	Chris claimed that "taking care" of his parents is a full-time job in its own right<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref>. Instead of getting a job to support his [[Barb\|mother]], he slowly started to sell off toys he didn't play with anymore, or begged for donations online (often in the form of videos that Barb also appeared in). This was not a substantial income, and the money Chris did get was wasted in the blink of an eye. He claimed to need money for his mother's doctor's and dentist appointments, but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either lied about how much the appointments cost, or that he used his mother's money just for his own selfish needs.		Chris claimed that "taking care" of his parents is a full-time job in its own right<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref>. Instead of getting a job to support his [[Barb\|mother]], he slowly started to sell off toys he didn't play with anymore, or begged for donations online (often in the form of videos that Barb also appeared in). This was not a substantial income, and the money Chris did get was wasted in the blink of an eye. He claimed to need money for his mother's doctor's and dentist appointments, but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either lied about how much the appointments cost, or that he used his mother's money just for his own selfish needs.

Hurtful Truth Level at 00:58, 7 March 2026

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	===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===		===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===
	Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> ~~and this was long before his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances.~~ In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and nigh on two decades worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet. Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.		Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now.<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and nigh on two decades worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet. Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

	Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>		Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>
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	{{Fantasies}}		{{Fantasies}}

	~~[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]~~
	[[Category:Things Chris hates]]		[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

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Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?

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	===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===		===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===
	Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and nigh on two decades worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.~~<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref>~~ Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.		Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and nigh on two decades worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet. Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

	While Chris's court case ultimately ended with the entire thing being [[Autism Deferral\|dismissed]] — thus, letting him escape without a felony charge or being placed on the Sex Offender Registry — it's still likely this will be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding work in the future. Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>		Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

	In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.		In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

Hurtful Truth Level: eh, misdemeanors aren't a deal breaker

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eh, misdemeanors aren't a deal breaker

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	===External factors===		===External factors===

	~~====Criminal record====~~
	Chris, like many of us, has had at least one run-in with the [[jerkop\|police]]. However, not only has Chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law\|run-ins]] with law enforcement, but at least 2 wobbler felony charges (which got [[28 October 2011\|downgraded to misdemeanor]] status or got dismissed due to [[Autism disorder deferred disposition\|an alternative sentencing program]]), multiple misdemeanors, an EPO, and [[Jail Saga\|a lengthy stay in jail]] for a charge of [[Affair with Mother\|incest]].

	====Parental influence====		====Parental influence====

Buick lesabre: /* Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? */

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	===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===		===Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?===
	Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and ~~over a decade and a half's~~ worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.		Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga\|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law\|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris\|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age\|1982\|02\|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's\|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w\|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco\|stint]], and nigh on two decades worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21\|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg\|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

	While Chris's court case ultimately ended with the entire thing being [[Autism Deferral\|dismissed]] — thus, letting him escape without a felony charge or being placed on the Sex Offender Registry — it's still likely this will be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding work in the future. Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>		While Chris's court case ultimately ended with the entire thing being [[Autism Deferral\|dismissed]] — thus, letting him escape without a felony charge or being placed on the Sex Offender Registry — it's still likely this will be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding work in the future. Even if Chris ''does'' manage to miraculously turn his life around and get a legitimate job, there is a very, very significant chance that obsessive [[weening\|weens]] and [[A-Logging\|A-Logs]] will harass his employer(s) into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban\|banning]] Chris simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job\|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

Makuchi: /* Egotism and delusions */

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Egotism and delusions

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	Chris, [[Messiah complex\|believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess]], doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In [[October 2017]], Chris claimed that he was too busy with [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]], in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his [[Transgender\|tomgirl gender]], despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.		Chris, [[Messiah complex\|believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess]], doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In [[October 2017]], Chris claimed that he was too busy with [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]], in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his [[Transgender\|tomgirl gender]], despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

	In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in [[May 2018]] that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.		In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in [[May 2018]] that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those [[Slow-in-the-minds\|significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled]] can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

	====Lack of marketable skills====		====Lack of marketable skills====

Makuchi: /* Internal factors */

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Internal factors

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	===Internal factors===		===Internal factors===

	====Egotism and delusions====		====[[Ego\|Egotism and delusions]]====
	Chris, [[Messiah complex\|believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess]], doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In [[October 2017]], Chris claimed that he was too busy with [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]], in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his [[Transgender\|tomgirl gender]], despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.		Chris, [[Messiah complex\|believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess]], doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In [[October 2017]], Chris claimed that he was too busy with [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]], in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his [[Transgender\|tomgirl gender]], despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

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Past stance on employment

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	==Past stance on employment==		==Past stance on employment==
	In the past, Chris showed some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in [[Cutco Cutlery]] at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].		In the past, Chris showed some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>[[Chris's resume]]</ref> he also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in [[Cutco Cutlery]] at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

	Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]] from 2009. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the [[Card games\|Pokémon Leagues]] at [[the GAMe PLACe]] counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite not doing this in a professional setting, and the product itself leaving a lot to be desired.		Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]] from 2009. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the [[Card games\|Pokémon Leagues]] at [[the GAMe PLACe]] counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite not doing this in a professional setting, and the product itself leaving a lot to be desired.

PsychoNerd054 at 17:30, 29 March 2025

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	In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.		In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

			==Online Activity==
			{{quote\|I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online.
			\|Chris on [[Bluesky]]}}

			Several orbiters of Chris have commented on his inactivity as of late, especially when it came to producing artwork or his comics.

	==Chores==		==Chores==

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	{{quote\|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).\|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}		{{quote\|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).\|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
	[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydreams\|daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn\|fantasies]].]]		[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydreams\|daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn\|fantasies]].]]

	Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb\|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held [[Wendy's\|one]] job – [[Cutco\|two]] if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.		Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb\|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held [[Wendy's\|one]] job – [[Cutco\|two]] if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.