Chris chan (CWCipedia) - Revision history

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	'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[~~Niggos~~\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''		'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[Chris and Race\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''

	'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>		'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>
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	<s>As a basement dweller from Bumf***, Virginia, it's a huge surprise that [[~~Niggos~~\|CWC is VERY racist]].</s> '''On his blog, [[List of Chris's lies\|Chris denies his racism]]''' <s>by stating he only dislikes Barack Obama for being an Arab terrorist, and: "It's the WHITE house; we don't endorse people painting it different colors around here."</s> ''(I used to agree with my father on Obama in a negative sense, BUT then I watched BOTH A&E Documentarys on McCain and Obama. I saw a bit of myself in Obama, and my views on him changed completely; he used to be a social outcast for a bit at a couple of times, and having to deal with such trials like I did, I respect Obama. I Voted for Obama on Election Day of 2008. )'' <s>Chris also believes that 99% of the Earth is ruled by dictators.</s> '''In several of his videos, he asked to meet [[Sweetheart\|non-boyfriended, non-black girls.]]''' ''(But I am very cool in acquainting and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg\|befriending women]] and men of all colors and countries; [[Chris and remorse\|I did not mean to sound racist from what I was looking for in my Sweetheart.]])''		<s>As a basement dweller from Bumf***, Virginia, it's a huge surprise that [[Chris and Race\|CWC is VERY racist]].</s> '''On his blog, [[List of Chris's lies\|Chris denies his racism]]''' <s>by stating he only dislikes Barack Obama for being an Arab terrorist, and: "It's the WHITE house; we don't endorse people painting it different colors around here."</s> ''(I used to agree with my father on Obama in a negative sense, BUT then I watched BOTH A&E Documentarys on McCain and Obama. I saw a bit of myself in Obama, and my views on him changed completely; he used to be a social outcast for a bit at a couple of times, and having to deal with such trials like I did, I respect Obama. I Voted for Obama on Election Day of 2008. )'' <s>Chris also believes that 99% of the Earth is ruled by dictators.</s> '''In several of his videos, he asked to meet [[Sweetheart\|non-boyfriended, non-black girls.]]''' ''(But I am very cool in acquainting and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg\|befriending women]] and men of all colors and countries; [[Chris and remorse\|I did not mean to sound racist from what I was looking for in my Sweetheart.]])''

	'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>		'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>

WarnerBro at 01:25, 25 September 2024

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	* Rather than censoring it, Chris bolds the statement saying that he's [[~~homo~~]]~~phobic~~.		* Rather than censoring it, Chris bolds the statement saying that he's [[homos\|homophobic]].
	* Another doubtless fact: According to Chris's bolding, Chris also denies that Leviticus forbade [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back\|shaving]], wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|underwear with elastic straps]], or [[Sonic\|crossbreeding]] [[Pikachu\|animals]].		* Another doubtless fact: According to Chris's bolding, Chris also denies that Leviticus forbade [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back\|shaving]], wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|underwear with elastic straps]], or [[Sonic\|crossbreeding]] [[Pikachu\|animals]].
	* As for religious tolerance, Chris bolds the statement that he is a [[Chris and religion\|"prolific hater of all things not Christian"]]. Yes, he himself confirmed that as a fact.		* As for religious tolerance, Chris bolds the statement that he is a [[Chris and religion\|"prolific hater of all things not Christian"]]. Yes, he himself confirmed that as a fact.
	* He bolds the statement accusing him of creating several sockpuppet accounts on ED to vandalize his ED page. He then reiterates that the reason behind his ED edits, which were the main cause of his subsequent downfall, was a [[Honor ~~Roll~~\|bizarrely ignorant]] belief that an "Information Overload" (i.e. "adding a lot of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|shitty porn pics]] and other self-compromising info") would somehow take his ED page down.		* He bolds the statement accusing him of creating several sockpuppet accounts on ED to vandalize his ED page. He then reiterates that the reason behind his ED edits, which were the main cause of his subsequent downfall, was a [[Honor roll\|bizarrely ignorant]] belief that an "Information Overload" (i.e. "adding a lot of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|shitty porn pics]] and other self-compromising info") would somehow take his ED page down.
	* He unfoundedly denies that he failed in his war against [[ED]] and other [[Troll]] sites, and then bolds that his plea to his [[Trolls\|"fans"]] to not donate to ED failed.		* He unfoundedly denies that he failed in his war against [[ED]] and other [[Troll]] sites, and then bolds that his plea to his [[Trolls\|"fans"]] to not donate to ED failed.
	*He refuses to admit that his nonexistent [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|Sonichu fans]] are [[Trolls\|nonexistent]], and that his "fans" didn't bring ED down (completely ignoring the subsequent explanation that it was caused by an issue related to the website as a whole)... and then bolds a completely unexpected revelation: that [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|the only people who pay attention to Chris]] are ED donors.		*He refuses to admit that his nonexistent [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|Sonichu fans]] are [[Trolls\|nonexistent]], and that his "fans" didn't bring ED down (completely ignoring the subsequent explanation that it was caused by an issue related to the website as a whole)... and then bolds a completely unexpected revelation: that [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|the only people who pay attention to Chris]] are ED donors.

WarnerBro at 01:23, 25 September 2024

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	* Then announces that he knows about [[Chris and sex\|sex]] and [[Love Quest\|relationships]] "a LOT" more than any "God-D***ed [[Troll]]" will ever know... including, you know, trolls who are actually [[JERKS\|in relationships]] and are not [[Virgin with Rage\|Virgins with Rage]]...		* Then announces that he knows about [[Chris and sex\|sex]] and [[Love Quest\|relationships]] "a LOT" more than any "God-D***ed [[Troll]]" will ever know... including, you know, trolls who are actually [[JERKS\|in relationships]] and are not [[Virgin with Rage\|Virgins with Rage]]...
	* The [[Geinus\|guru]] continues to open our eyes, saying that everything we knew about relationships & sex is wrong! "Because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!"		* The [[Geinus\|guru]] continues to open our eyes, saying that everything we knew about relationships & sex is wrong! "Because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!"
	* Chris [[Naive\|bolds]] all excessive positive epithets used in the [[ED]] article as [[Parody\|irony]]. He then denies that he has any [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|unwarranted self-importance]]. However, a few paragraphs later, he expresses his honest belief that [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|actual real-world people would build a city in Virginia named "CWCville" and a "CWCville Mall" in this city, and dedicate them to Chris]].		* Chris [[Naive\|bolds]] all excessive positive epithets used in the [[ED]] article as [[Parody\|irony]]. He then denies that he has any [[Chris and his ego\|unwarranted self-importance]]. However, a few paragraphs later, he expresses his honest belief that [[Chris and his ego\|actual real-world people would build a city in Virginia named "CWCville" and a "CWCville Mall" in this city, and dedicate them to Chris]].
	* Chris also bolds a confession that he "[[Life Upgrade\|upgrades]]" his self-confidence by using vitamins.		* Chris also bolds a confession that he "[[Life Upgrade\|upgrades]]" his self-confidence by using vitamins.
	* He also bolds that [[CWC-isms#I\|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS]]!		* He also bolds that [[CWC-isms#I\|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS]]!

WarnerBro at 01:22, 25 September 2024

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	It also confirms that Chris [[Autism\|cannot understand subtlety]]. Parts of the page which are obviously not meant as serious (such as him being a [[Molvanîa\|communist]]) are taken seriously, while the 4Chan meme jokes fly right over his head. Further, while some aspects of the page could be considered personal opinions (and in some rare cases, Chris actually did correct parts of the article for truth, such as how many [[attraction locations]] he was kicked out from), most of Chris's "corrections" are blatant lies.		It also confirms that Chris [[Autism\|cannot understand subtlety]]. Parts of the page which are obviously not meant as serious (such as him being a [[Molvanîa\|communist]]) are taken seriously, while the 4Chan meme jokes fly right over his head. Further, while some aspects of the page could be considered personal opinions (and in some rare cases, Chris actually did correct parts of the article for truth, such as how many [[attraction locations]] he was kicked out from), most of Chris's "corrections" are blatant lies.

	Immediately after typing this, Chris demanded that the CWCipedia [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_revised_ED_Page\|Sysop]] to copy over all the hyperlinks from the original ED article so Chris can add those to his own wiki.		Immediately after typing this, Chris demanded that the CWCipedia [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_revised_ED_Page\|Sysop]] copy over all the hyperlinks from the original ED article so Chris can add those to his own wiki.

	== Note that... ==		== Note that... ==

WarnerBro: /* Sex Life */

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Sex Life

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	'''His Sex Life (If you can call it that) includes, among other arousing phenomena, f***ing a [[Kimmi\|female anime blow-up doll]] and screaming "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY!" at the top of his lungs.]]''' ''(ONE TIME I screamed that for the ex-gal-pal of mine who I LATER learned was [[BlueSpike\|a 13-year-old boy trolling me]]. That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "Starscream" Troll, [[Clyde Cash]].)''		'''His Sex Life (If you can call it that) includes, among other arousing phenomena, f***ing a [[Kimmi\|female anime blow-up doll]] and screaming "[[For Julie's Eyes Only\|JULAAAY!" at the top of his lungs.]]''' ''(ONE TIME I screamed that for the ex-gal-pal of mine who I LATER learned was [[BlueSpike\|a 13-year-old boy trolling me]]. That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "[[Transformers\|Starscream]]" Troll, [[Clyde Cash]].)''

	'''Chris wrote to [[Nintendo Power Magazine\|Nintendo Power]] in April of [[2005]] to discuss the DS game [[Sprung]]: A''' <s>horrible</s> '''[[Noviophobia\|dating simulator]], and was overjoyed to discover that they published his email. According to him, it was ''like'' a "free personal", and he expects that it being published will somehow increase his chance of finding a woman.'''		'''Chris wrote to [[Nintendo Power Magazine\|Nintendo Power]] in April of [[2005]] to discuss the DS game [[Sprung]]: A''' <s>horrible</s> '''[[Noviophobia\|dating simulator]], and was overjoyed to discover that they published his email. According to him, it was ''like'' a "free personal", and he expects that it being published will somehow increase his chance of finding a woman.'''

WarnerBro: /* Chris-Chan the Moralf** */

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Chris-Chan the Moralf**

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	'''Unbeknownst to Chris, prolific hater of all things not Christian, 89 percent of the users trolling Chris Chan are Muslims. In another blow to Chris's moral credibility, he also decided to pick up a book on how to to talk to women... [[How to Talk to Girls\|written by a 9-year-old boy]]. As the kid wrote it on how to talk to girls of his age, [[Pedofork\|party vans]] descending on [[Ruckersville]] are imminent.''' ''(Hey, I do not think the lad would take the trolls' commentary on his book lightly, and I don't care for it either. [[Dating education\|GENERAL CONVERSATION and Conversation Starters, as he was encouraging in his book]], Are Neutral for People of ALL AGES.)''		'''Unbeknownst to Chris, prolific hater of all things not Christian, 89 percent of the users trolling Chris Chan are Muslims. In another blow to Chris's moral credibility, he also decided to pick up a book on how to to talk to women... [[How to Talk to Girls\|written by a 9-year-old boy]]. As the kid wrote it on how to talk to girls of his age, [[Pedofork\|party vans]] descending on [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville]] are imminent.''' ''(Hey, I do not think the lad would take the trolls' commentary on his book lightly, and I don't care for it either. [[Dating education\|GENERAL CONVERSATION and Conversation Starters, as he was encouraging in his book]], Are Neutral for People of ALL AGES.)''



	==Sex Life==		==Sex Life==

WarnerBro at 00:44, 19 September 2024

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	The '''Chris chan''' article on the [[CWCipedia]] was an entry Chris uploaded to his wiki on 17-18 [[December 2009]] in order to "correct" most of Chris's article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].		The '''Chris chan''' article on the [[CWCipedia]] was an entry Chris uploaded to his wiki on 17-18 [[December 2009]] in order to "correct" most of Chris's article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

	Chris did not simply copy and paste the text from the ED article; he retyped it completely, as he admitted at the beginning of his version. As a result, there are several typos in his version that were not in the version of the ED article that he copied. In addition, Chris omitted several paragraphs entirely from his version of the article, including one about the [[Medallion of Fail]] and another that concerned slanderous mockeries, such as the [[nudes]] and [[sex tape]] (although he later acknowledged [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|the Kimmi video]] in one of his comments).		Chris did not simply copy and paste the text from the ED article; he retyped it completely, as he admitted at the beginning of his version. As a result, there are [[Chris and English\|several typos]] in his version that were not in the version of the ED article that he copied. In addition, Chris omitted several paragraphs entirely from his version of the article, including one about the [[Medallion of Fail]] and another that concerned slanderous mockeries, such as the [[nudes]] and [[sex tape]] (although he later acknowledged [[For Julie's Eyes Only\|the Kimmi video]] in one of his comments).

	It also confirms that Chris [[Autism\|cannot understand subtlety]]. Parts of the page which are obviously not meant as serious (such as him being a [[Molvanîa\|communist]]) are taken seriously, while the 4Chan meme jokes fly right over his head. Further, while some aspects of the page could be considered personal opinions (and in some rare cases, Chris actually did correct parts of the article for truth, such as how many [[attraction locations]] he was kicked out from), most of Chris's "corrections" are blatant lies.		It also confirms that Chris [[Autism\|cannot understand subtlety]]. Parts of the page which are obviously not meant as serious (such as him being a [[Molvanîa\|communist]]) are taken seriously, while the 4Chan meme jokes fly right over his head. Further, while some aspects of the page could be considered personal opinions (and in some rare cases, Chris actually did correct parts of the article for truth, such as how many [[attraction locations]] he was kicked out from), most of Chris's "corrections" are blatant lies.

Amanitie: /* Chris Chan: Master of Race Relations (Or so the Trolls Claim in the Striked Statements. I am Not a Racist.) */ Disambiguated link

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Chris Chan: Master of Race Relations (Or so the Trolls Claim in the Striked Statements. I am Not a Racist.): Disambiguated link

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	'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>		'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>

	'''At first, Chris tried [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|tampering with this article]] while logged in as Reldnahc, which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) spelled backwards. Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed by adding information that he hadn't submitted anywhere else.''' ''(I had thought the Information Overload would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.)'' '''Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Megan]] "shattered his heart", and printouts of the [[Sonichu News Dash]], a''' <s>s***ty</s> '''newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].'''		'''At first, Chris tried [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|tampering with this article]] while logged in as Reldnahc, which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) spelled backwards. Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed by adding information that he hadn't submitted anywhere else.''' ''(I had thought the Information Overload would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.)'' '''Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Megan]] "shattered his heart", and printouts of the [[Sonichu News Dash]], a''' <s>s***ty</s> '''newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].'''

	'''To make matters worse, he also uploaded [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack\|Rule 34 of his own characters]].''' ''(Again, This was the SAME PROTEST that I had stated earlier on this page.)''		'''To make matters worse, he also uploaded [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack\|Rule 34 of his own characters]].''' ''(Again, This was the SAME PROTEST that I had stated earlier on this page.)''

KingClark at 02:20, 6 July 2023

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	'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[Niggos\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''		'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[Niggos\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''

	'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear ~~Solid~~\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>		'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>

	But it gets far worse, my friends... ''(For that ED Page, that is, LOL. Although, F.Y.I., '''"LULZ" is short for "Laughs Under Lucricities"''')''		But it gets far worse, my friends... ''(For that ED Page, that is, LOL. Although, F.Y.I., '''"LULZ" is short for "Laughs Under Lucricities"''')''

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	'''An old classmate of Chris, [[Joshua Martinez]], did some epid trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school [[Chris's education\|(Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together)]],''' ''(Speech Therapy to be specific)'' '''recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became''' <s>extremely</s> '''jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Noe that Chris''' <s>only</s> '''values Joshua's friendship''' <s>because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him, he might end up laid.</s> '''Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will f* with him. the chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].''' ''(And yes, I still do not care much for Joshua because of his D***, Dirty Lies and Deception. And as I had stated in a past Video on My YouTube, "He is a Dirty Liar; I Do Not Care if the Trolls Troll Him," and I still stand by that statement.)''		'''An old classmate of Chris, [[Joshua Martinez]], did some epid trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school [[Chris's education\|(Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together)]],''' ''(Speech Therapy to be specific)'' '''recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became''' <s>extremely</s> '''jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Noe that Chris''' <s>only</s> '''values Joshua's friendship''' <s>because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him, he might end up laid.</s> '''Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will f* with him. the chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].''' ''(And yes, I still do not care much for Joshua because of his D***, Dirty Lies and Deception. And as I had stated in a past Video on My YouTube, "He is a Dirty Liar; I Do Not Care if the Trolls Troll Him," and I still stand by that statement.)''

	**'''A girl IRL,''' ''(That would be [[Hannah]], as portrayed in "Sonichu", No.2 and No.4, Sup-Episode 2, for what happened that one day.)'' <s>possibly</s> '''unrelated to ED or 4chan, tried to troll Chris-Chan for the [[lulz]].'''		**'''A girl IRL,''' ''(That would be [[Hannah]], as portrayed in "Sonichu", No.2 and No.4, Sup-Episode 2, for what happened that one day.)'' <s>possibly</s> '''unrelated to ED or 4chan, tried to troll Chris-Chan for the lulz.'''

	'''Through trolling in this next case started online, it quickly moved into IRL. Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called [[Blanca Weiss]]. On September 11, 2008, another troll going by the same name was really a [[Man in the Pickle Suit \|black man in a pickle costume]] and managed to score horrific nudes.''' ''(D* that Dirty Son of a B****; I hope he lands in the fiery pits of hell after his death for his deception and extortion.)'' '''On October 7, 2008, Blanca managed to get the medallions and destroy them.''' ''([[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008\|I dumped her sorry ass after that misdeed; I had trusted her]].)''		'''Through trolling in this next case started online, it quickly moved into IRL. Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called [[Blanca Weiss]]. On September 11, 2008, another troll going by the same name was really a [[Man in the Pickle Suit \|black man in a pickle costume]] and managed to score horrific nudes.''' ''(D* that Dirty Son of a B****; I hope he lands in the fiery pits of hell after his death for his deception and extortion.)'' '''On October 7, 2008, Blanca managed to get the medallions and destroy them.''' ''([[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008\|I dumped her sorry ass after that misdeed; I had trusted her]].)''

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	'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[~~Niggos~~\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''		'''Born February 24, [[1982]], Christian is''' a <s>[[naive]], [[Chris and sex\|perverse]],</s> [[Obesity\|overweight]] ''(I am working on losing the belly)'' <s>[[Chris and Race\|racist]], [[Pedofork\|pedophilic]],</s> '''[[Homos#Fear_of_being_a_homo\|homophobic]]''' <s>un</s>'''patriotic'''<s>communist b****, self-proclaimed</s> '''high-functioning autistic virgin [[Chris's room\|man'''<s>-child</s>''']], and creator of his own skillfully-drawn series of [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]] starring [[Sonichu]] - his supremely insightful crossover of [[Pokemon\|Pikachu]] and [[Sonic]]. As well as "suffering" from [[Chris and English\|atuisim]]''' ''([[Autism#Autism_cured.3F\|which I still am for real]])'', <s>Chris also suffers from a sever case of [[Chris and his Ego\|unwarranted self-importance]], the only cure for which would be to remove his head from his consequently gaping a. At the time of this writing, Chris has found neither the time nor the conviction to do so.</s> ''(What the Hell is WRONG with these people?)''

	'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>		'''Other names for Chris-Chan include: CWC ''(Christian Weston Chandler)'', クリスちゃん, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]''', <s>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!\|Ian Brandon Something]], The Impostor, [[Sammy]], Antonio, [[Metal Gear\|Solid Chris]] or any other lulzy names trolls can make up for him, which will make him throw a [[Chris and anger\|tantrum]].</s>
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	<s>As a basement dweller from Bumf***, Virginia, it's a huge surprise that [[~~Niggos~~\|CWC is VERY racist]].</s> '''On his blog, [[List of Chris's lies\|Chris denies his racism]]''' <s>by stating he only dislikes Barack Obama for being an Arab terrorist, and: "It's the WHITE house; we don't endorse people painting it different colors around here."</s> ''(I used to agree with my father on Obama in a negative sense, BUT then I watched BOTH A&E Documentarys on McCain and Obama. I saw a bit of myself in Obama, and my views on him changed completely; he used to be a social outcast for a bit at a couple of times, and having to deal with such trials like I did, I respect Obama. I Voted for Obama on Election Day of 2008. )'' <s>Chris also believes that 99% of the Earth is ruled by dictators.</s> '''In several of his videos, he asked to meet [[Sweetheart\|non-boyfriended, non-black girls.]]''' ''(But I am very cool in acquainting and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg\|befriending women]] and men of all colors and countries; [[Chris and remorse\|I did not mean to sound racist from what I was looking for in my Sweetheart.]])''		<s>As a basement dweller from Bumf***, Virginia, it's a huge surprise that [[Chris and Race\|CWC is VERY racist]].</s> '''On his blog, [[List of Chris's lies\|Chris denies his racism]]''' <s>by stating he only dislikes Barack Obama for being an Arab terrorist, and: "It's the WHITE house; we don't endorse people painting it different colors around here."</s> ''(I used to agree with my father on Obama in a negative sense, BUT then I watched BOTH A&E Documentarys on McCain and Obama. I saw a bit of myself in Obama, and my views on him changed completely; he used to be a social outcast for a bit at a couple of times, and having to deal with such trials like I did, I respect Obama. I Voted for Obama on Election Day of 2008. )'' <s>Chris also believes that 99% of the Earth is ruled by dictators.</s> '''In several of his videos, he asked to meet [[Sweetheart\|non-boyfriended, non-black girls.]]''' ''(But I am very cool in acquainting and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg\|befriending women]] and men of all colors and countries; [[Chris and remorse\|I did not mean to sound racist from what I was looking for in my Sweetheart.]])''

	'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>		'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>

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	* Rather than censoring it, Chris bolds the statement saying that he's [[~~homo~~]]~~phobic~~.		* Rather than censoring it, Chris bolds the statement saying that he's [[homos\|homophobic]].
	* Another doubtless fact: According to Chris's bolding, Chris also denies that Leviticus forbade [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back\|shaving]], wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|underwear with elastic straps]], or [[Sonic\|crossbreeding]] [[Pikachu\|animals]].		* Another doubtless fact: According to Chris's bolding, Chris also denies that Leviticus forbade [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back\|shaving]], wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|underwear with elastic straps]], or [[Sonic\|crossbreeding]] [[Pikachu\|animals]].
	* As for religious tolerance, Chris bolds the statement that he is a [[Chris and religion\|"prolific hater of all things not Christian"]]. Yes, he himself confirmed that as a fact.		* As for religious tolerance, Chris bolds the statement that he is a [[Chris and religion\|"prolific hater of all things not Christian"]]. Yes, he himself confirmed that as a fact.
	* He bolds the statement accusing him of creating several sockpuppet accounts on ED to vandalize his ED page. He then reiterates that the reason behind his ED edits, which were the main cause of his subsequent downfall, was a [[Honor ~~Roll~~\|bizarrely ignorant]] belief that an "Information Overload" (i.e. "adding a lot of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|shitty porn pics]] and other self-compromising info") would somehow take his ED page down.		* He bolds the statement accusing him of creating several sockpuppet accounts on ED to vandalize his ED page. He then reiterates that the reason behind his ED edits, which were the main cause of his subsequent downfall, was a [[Honor roll\|bizarrely ignorant]] belief that an "Information Overload" (i.e. "adding a lot of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|shitty porn pics]] and other self-compromising info") would somehow take his ED page down.
	* He unfoundedly denies that he failed in his war against [[ED]] and other [[Troll]] sites, and then bolds that his plea to his [[Trolls\|"fans"]] to not donate to ED failed.		* He unfoundedly denies that he failed in his war against [[ED]] and other [[Troll]] sites, and then bolds that his plea to his [[Trolls\|"fans"]] to not donate to ED failed.
	*He refuses to admit that his nonexistent [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|Sonichu fans]] are [[Trolls\|nonexistent]], and that his "fans" didn't bring ED down (completely ignoring the subsequent explanation that it was caused by an issue related to the website as a whole)... and then bolds a completely unexpected revelation: that [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|the only people who pay attention to Chris]] are ED donors.		*He refuses to admit that his nonexistent [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|Sonichu fans]] are [[Trolls\|nonexistent]], and that his "fans" didn't bring ED down (completely ignoring the subsequent explanation that it was caused by an issue related to the website as a whole)... and then bolds a completely unexpected revelation: that [[True and Loyal Fanbase\|the only people who pay attention to Chris]] are ED donors.

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	* Then announces that he knows about [[Chris and sex\|sex]] and [[Love Quest\|relationships]] "a LOT" more than any "God-D***ed [[Troll]]" will ever know... including, you know, trolls who are actually [[JERKS\|in relationships]] and are not [[Virgin with Rage\|Virgins with Rage]]...		* Then announces that he knows about [[Chris and sex\|sex]] and [[Love Quest\|relationships]] "a LOT" more than any "God-D***ed [[Troll]]" will ever know... including, you know, trolls who are actually [[JERKS\|in relationships]] and are not [[Virgin with Rage\|Virgins with Rage]]...
	* The [[Geinus\|guru]] continues to open our eyes, saying that everything we knew about relationships & sex is wrong! "Because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!"		* The [[Geinus\|guru]] continues to open our eyes, saying that everything we knew about relationships & sex is wrong! "Because while they ONLY think they know or even understand, they Really Do Not Understand At All; THEY ARE DUMBA**ES!"
	* Chris [[Naive\|bolds]] all excessive positive epithets used in the [[ED]] article as [[Parody\|irony]]. He then denies that he has any [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|unwarranted self-importance]]. However, a few paragraphs later, he expresses his honest belief that [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|actual real-world people would build a city in Virginia named "CWCville" and a "CWCville Mall" in this city, and dedicate them to Chris]].		* Chris [[Naive\|bolds]] all excessive positive epithets used in the [[ED]] article as [[Parody\|irony]]. He then denies that he has any [[Chris and his ego\|unwarranted self-importance]]. However, a few paragraphs later, he expresses his honest belief that [[Chris and his ego\|actual real-world people would build a city in Virginia named "CWCville" and a "CWCville Mall" in this city, and dedicate them to Chris]].
	* Chris also bolds a confession that he "[[Life Upgrade\|upgrades]]" his self-confidence by using vitamins.		* Chris also bolds a confession that he "[[Life Upgrade\|upgrades]]" his self-confidence by using vitamins.
	* He also bolds that [[CWC-isms#I\|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS]]!		* He also bolds that [[CWC-isms#I\|HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS]]!

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	'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>		'''Upon discovering this article around the 10th of November, 2007, Chris suffered a sever case of''' <s>b*</s>'''hurt and decared war on every site mocking''' <s>his f**try. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.</s>

	'''At first, Chris tried [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|tampering with this article]] while logged in as Reldnahc, which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) spelled backwards. Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed by adding information that he hadn't submitted anywhere else.''' ''(I had thought the Information Overload would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.)'' '''Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Megan]] "shattered his heart", and printouts of the [[Sonichu News Dash]], a''' <s>s***ty</s> '''newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].'''		'''At first, Chris tried [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|tampering with this article]] while logged in as Reldnahc, which is obviously "Chandler" (his last name) spelled backwards. Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed by adding information that he hadn't submitted anywhere else.''' ''(I had thought the Information Overload would somehow Take Down the page; I admit that I was mistaken.)'' '''Most of his additions were chunks of text from uncited sources which included how [[Megan]] "shattered his heart", and printouts of the [[Sonichu News Dash]], a''' <s>s***ty</s> '''newsletter about his comic which he also distributed at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College\|PVCC]] that landed him in another apparent conflict with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].'''

	'''To make matters worse, he also uploaded [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack\|Rule 34 of his own characters]].''' ''(Again, This was the SAME PROTEST that I had stated earlier on this page.)''		'''To make matters worse, he also uploaded [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack\|Rule 34 of his own characters]].''' ''(Again, This was the SAME PROTEST that I had stated earlier on this page.)''