Chris humps his PS3 - Revision history

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	[''Chris moves the camera, holding his PS3, then begins humping it while standing to his side.''] Oh, ...damn you ~~Sack~~ Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm. So. Damn. Stu. Pid. I've. Got. A. God. Damn. Mother. Fuckin'. 6. Inch. Cock. With. 4. Inch. Di. Am. Ih. Ter. ~~BAAAAAWWWWWWLS~~. I hope you—-uh...gimme back. My. Play. Station. Network. Accounts. [''He moves to the center.''] Givem back to me, begging you...humping...nearly...on...mother...fuckin'...knees. You are...so...damn...this...is...the...worst...of...black...mail. Give me back my Play...Station...Ne--Network accounts. All...5...of those out-of-country ~~a--ccounts~~.		[''Chris moves the camera, holding his PS3, then begins humping it while standing to his side.''] Oh, ...damn you Thack Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm. So. Damn. Stu. Pid. I've. Got. A. God. Damn. Mother. Fuckin'. 6. Inch. Cock. With. 4. Inch. Di. Am. Me. Ter. BAAAAALLLLLLS. I hope you—-uh...gimme back. My. Play. Station. Network. Accounts. [''He moves to the center.''] Givem back to me, begging you...humping...nearly...on...mother...fuckin'...knees. You are...so...damn...this...is...the...worst...of...black...mail. Give me back my Play...Station...Ne--Network accounts. All...5...of those out-of-country accounts.

	[''He moves to his side again.''] I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm giving this thing a damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! [''[[sigh]]s twice, before sitting down and continuing to hump''] Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, mother...fucking heavy...motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy...like a woman, with...heavyweight body type and damn...G...cup...breasts. It's a torture. It's a...pain, making me have to do this for 8 damn minutes. [''stands up again''] So, damn. [''sits down again''] Damn, damn, damn, emdamn, damn, damn, UGH damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and [''grabs the [[PSEye]] and moves it lower''] hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...[''panting and sighing'']		[''He moves to his side again.''] I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm giving this thing a damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! [''[[sigh]]s twice, before sitting down and continuing to hump''] Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, mother...fucking heavy...motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy...like a woman, with...heavyweight body type and damn...G...cup...breasts. It's a torture. It's a...pain, making me have to do this for 8 damn minutes. [''stands up again''] So, damn. [''sits down again''] Damn, damn, damn, emdamn, damn, damn, UGH damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and [''grabs the [[PSEye]] and moves it lower''] hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...[''panting and sighing'']

KingClark at 00:16, 23 July 2024

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	{{Quote\|I humped it for eight [[Obesity\|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress\|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams\|nightmares]].\|Chris to [[Jack]]<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I humped it for eight [[Obesity\|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress\|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams\|nightmares]].\|Chris to [[Jack]]<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}

	On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].		On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].

	Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)\|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.		Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)\|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.

	In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.		In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.
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Amanitie at 15:47, 29 December 2023

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Cereally: /* Video */

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	\| Subject Matter = {{Power\|text}}, {{Sex\|text}}, {{Video games\|text}}		\| Subject Matter = {{Power\|text}}, {{Sex\|text}}, {{Video games\|text}}
	\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]		\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
	\| Performance Style = {{~~Comedy~~\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}		\| Performance Style = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}
			\| Saga = {{PS3_Hacking\|text}}
	\| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt		\| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
	\| Other = {{Leaked\|text}}		\| Other = {{Leaked\|text}}

Cereally: /* Transcript */

2023-07-20T09:56:44Z

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	\| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count \| data4 = 17		\| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count \| data4 = 17
	\| label5 = Number of Humps \| ~~data5~~ = 1173		\| label5 = Playstation Count \| data5 = 14
	\| ~~label6~~ = Avg. Humps Per Second \| ~~data6~~ = 2.23		\| label6 = Number of Humps \| data6 = 1173
			\| label7 = Avg. Humps Per Second \| data7 = 2.23
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Clockwork Hydra: /* Transcript */

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	[''He moves to his side again.''] I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm giving this thing a damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! [''[[sigh]]s twice, before sitting down and continuing to hump''] Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, mother...fucking heavy...motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy...like a woman, with...heavyweight body type and damn...G...cup...breasts. It's a torture. It's a...pain, making me have to do this for 8 damn minutes. [''stands up again''] So, damn. [''sits down again''] Damn, damn, damn, emdamn, damn, damn, UGH damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and [''grabs the [[PSEye]] and moves it lower''] hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...[''panting and sighing'']		[''He moves to his side again.''] I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm giving this thing a damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! [''[[sigh]]s twice, before sitting down and continuing to hump''] Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, mother...fucking heavy...motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy...like a woman, with...heavyweight body type and damn...G...cup...breasts. It's a torture. It's a...pain, making me have to do this for 8 damn minutes. [''stands up again''] So, damn. [''sits down again''] Damn, damn, damn, emdamn, damn, damn, UGH damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and [''grabs the [[PSEye]] and moves it lower''] hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...[''panting and sighing'']

	Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks account, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking...burning-in-hell...hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those 5 in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, [''~~whiny~~''] GIVE ME BACK MY PLAYSTATION NETWORK ~~ACCOUNTS~~!		Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks account, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking...burning-in-hell...hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those 5 in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, [''whining, with his voice cracking right at the end''] GIVE ME BACK MY PLAYSTATION NETWORK ACC-''HOUNTS!''

	This hurts! OH, this hurts! OH, this mother...fucking...hurts...uh...mother...uh...uh...uh...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation...Network...'counts. [''moves the camera closer''] Oh, and some...motherfucking...master...of obvious social inquiries with DAMN drug deals, DAMN cocaine, GOT A family somewhere, someway or another...Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my...PlayStation Network accounts, yi motherfucking idiots. This really is a paaaain! It hurts, it hurts, because...the dang, dang 'ing is...so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos\|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360. You look at it makes you turn around--[[IRC_(23_July_2009)\| makes you do a 360 and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120, 130 whatever, [[Chris and mathematics\|whatever the half of 360]] is. [''stops, then continues'']		This hurts! OH, this hurts! OH, this mother...fucking...hurts...uh...mother...uh...uh...uh...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation...Network...'counts. [''moves the camera closer''] Oh, and some...motherfucking...master...of obvious social inquiries with DAMN drug deals, DAMN cocaine, GOT A family somewhere, someway or another...Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my...PlayStation Network accounts, yi motherfucking idiots. This really is a paaaain! It hurts, it hurts, because...the dang, dang 'ing is...so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos\|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360. You look at it makes you turn around--[[IRC_(23_July_2009)\| makes you do a 360 and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120, 130 whatever, [[Chris and mathematics\|whatever the half of 360]] is. [''stops, then continues'']

PsychoNerd054: /* See also */

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Abaddon: /* Video */

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			{{quote\|Sony will reign in the console wars.\|A man humping his PS3}}

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KingClark: /* Video */

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	\| Subject Matter = {{Power\|text}}, {{Sex\|text}}, {{Video games\|text}}		\| Subject Matter = {{Power\|text}}, {{Sex\|text}}, {{Video games\|text}}
	\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]		\| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
	\| Performance Style = {{Comedy\|text}}		\| Performance Style = {{Comedy\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}
	\| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt		\| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
	\| Other = {{Leaked\|text}}		\| Other = {{Leaked\|text}}

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	\| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count \| data4 = 17		\| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count \| data4 = 17
	\| label5 = Number of Humps \| ~~data5~~ = 1173		\| label5 = Playstation Count \| data5 = 14
	\| ~~label6~~ = Avg. Humps Per Second \| ~~data6~~ = 2.23		\| label6 = Number of Humps \| data6 = 1173
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