Christian Weston Chandler (comic character) - Revision history

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	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]
	Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, [[~~relics~~ of ~~fail~~\|real-life relics]] like his [[Medallions\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].		Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, [[Relics of Fail\|real-life relics]] like his [[Medallions\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].

	He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator or mayor; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.		He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator or mayor; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.
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	Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and immediately places himself in the middle of the spotlight. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger\|rage]] and [[Death threats\|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan\|and]] [[Asperpedia\|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary\|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day\|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK\|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]]. As such, whatever small narrative restraints Comic Chris had possessed have been extinguished, and the character acts purely as a mouthpiece (and avenging fist) for his creator.		Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and immediately places himself in the middle of the spotlight. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger\|rage]] and [[Death threats\|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan\|and]] [[Asperpedia\|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary\|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day\|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK\|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]]. As such, whatever small narrative restraints Comic Chris had possessed have been extinguished, and the character acts purely as a mouthpiece (and avenging fist) for his creator.

	At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine. This is contrary to the time-travel logic he established in "Time Hogs", wherein it is assumed that time is in flux and cannot be altered.		At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists [[Chris and science\|to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine]]. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine. This is contrary to the time-travel logic he established in "Time Hogs", wherein it is assumed that time is in flux and cannot be altered.

	Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.		Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.

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	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]
	Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, real-life relics like his [[Medallions ~~of Fail~~\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].		Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, [[relics of fail\|real-life relics]] like his [[Medallions\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].

	He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.		He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator or mayor; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.

	Sonichu is the main character of his self-titled comic in name only. While all the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] tend to make up an ensemble cast with equal weight on the story, if there is any true lead protagonist to the series, then it is Chris. The comic's narrative focuses on him and the problems he has to deal with, and virtually everything in the world of CWCville only seems to matter in relation to Chris (much like the real world). Towards the end of the initial run of Sonichu, Chris began to feel that the focus on his trolls and personal problems were distracting the series from its original purpose, and created [[Sonichu 10]] to wrap up his storylines in the most gruesome, violent but satisfying way possible, supposedly to let his character retire in a blaze of glory.		Sonichu is the main character of his self-titled comic in name only. While all the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] tend to make up an ensemble cast with equal weight on the story, if there is any true lead protagonist to the series, then it is Chris. The comic's narrative focuses on him and the problems he has to deal with, and virtually everything in the world of CWCville only seems to matter in relation to Chris (much like the real world). Towards the end of the initial run of Sonichu, Chris began to feel that the focus on his trolls and personal problems were distracting the series from its original purpose, and created [[Sonichu 10]] to wrap up his storylines in the most gruesome, violent but satisfying way possible, supposedly to let his character retire in a blaze of glory.

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	*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana\|feminine]] side		*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana\|feminine]] side
	*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homos\|homo]] side		*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homos\|homo]] side
	*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[~~Niggos~~\|racist]] side		*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Chris and Race\|racist]] side
	*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait		*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait

KingClark: /* Sonichu #7 */

2023-10-27T17:30:14Z

Sonichu #7

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	[[Image:Chris7.jpg\|thumb\|Chris as depicted in [[Issue 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].]]		[[Image:Chris7.jpg\|thumb\|Chris as depicted in [[Issue 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].]]
	[[Image:Chrisandsammy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris and [[Sammy]] together.]]		[[Image:Chrisandsammy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris and [[Sammy]] together.]]
	[[Image:Set1pic2.jpg\|thumb\|Comic Chris ~~as of~~ 2014.]]		[[Image:Set1pic2.jpg\|thumb\|Comic Chris in 2014, showing off a "Tomgirl" look.]]

	The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked Megan into being photographed with him.		The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked Megan into being photographed with him.

KingClark at 17:19, 27 October 2023

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	[[Image:CWC collage.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris is a master of consistency.]]		[[Image:CWC collage.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris is a master of consistency.]]

	'''Christian Weston Chandler''' is a character and technically the main protagonist of the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Within the comic universe, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has not opted to portray himself as a [[Obesity\|fat slob]] [[Chris and work\|who refuses to work]]; rather he is the respected creator of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and a deific character beloved by all.		'''Christian Weston Chandler''' is a character and technically the main protagonist of the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Within the comic universe, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has not opted to portray himself as a [[Obesity\|fat slob]] [[Chris and work\|who refuses to work]]; rather he is the respected creator of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and a deific character beloved by all.

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	*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Niggos\|racist]] side		*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Niggos\|racist]] side
	*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait		*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait

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WarnerBro: /* Sonichu #7 */

2023-04-22T13:10:56Z

Sonichu #7

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	The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, at this point, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the [[Sonichu (species)\|Sonichus]] as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most manga-esque issue to date, which in turn results in Chris's self-depictions being hugely inconsistent in style.		The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, at this point, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the [[Sonichu (species)\|Sonichus]] as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most manga-esque issue to date, which in turn results in Chris's self-depictions being hugely inconsistent in style.

	This issue is also notorious for its introduction of [[Sammy]]. Intended to be a bumbling, Peter Griffin-type counterpart to Comic Chris, Sammy is extremely stupid, [[Obesity\|massively overweight]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|shits his pants]], which results in a far greater resemblance to the real Chris than Comic Chris has ever had.		This issue is also notorious for its introduction of [[Sammy]]. Intended to be a bumbling, [[Family Guy\|Peter Griffin]]-type counterpart to Comic Chris, Sammy is extremely [[slow-in-the-minds\|stupid]], [[Obesity\|massively overweight]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|shits his pants]], which results in a far greater resemblance to the real Chris than Comic Chris has ever had.

	Halfway through making this comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the [[Time Void]], and thus removing himself from the direct action in the comic... A measure that would not last very long.		Halfway through making this comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the [[Time Void]], and thus removing himself from the direct action in the comic... A measure that would not last very long.

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Sonichu #5

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	===[[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]===		===[[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

	Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] – a long-standing love interest of his – is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who only wants what's best for her. Of course, in reality, Sarah couldn't have cared less what Chris thought of the wedding, [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|but Chris felt that showing his acceptance was vitally important]]. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself – the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.		Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] – a long-standing love interest of his – is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who only wants what's best for her. Of course, in reality, Sarah couldn't have cared less what Chris thought of the wedding, [[Chris and his ego\|but Chris felt that showing his acceptance was vitally important]]. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself – the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.

	This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga art style (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics. While the art doesn't get ''better'', it at least becomes comparatively more consistent than it did previously.		This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga art style (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics. While the art doesn't get ''better'', it at least becomes comparatively more consistent than it did previously.

	By the next episode, things ~~starts~~ to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl\|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China\|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh\|those who would to take it away]].		By the next episode, things start to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl\|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China\|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh\|those who would attempt to take it away]].

	===[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]===		===[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]===

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2023-04-22T13:05:18Z

Sonichu #4

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	===[[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]===		===[[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]===

	The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[Jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]], his imagined sister, [[Chris and ~~Sex~~#Incest\|on whose beauty he remarks numerous times]].		The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[Jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]], his imagined sister, [[Chris and sex#Incest\|on whose beauty he remarks numerous times]].

	[[Image:Chris5.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Manga Chris is so kawaii! Uguu~...]]		[[Image:Chris5.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Manga Chris is so kawaii! Uguu~...]]

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	[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg\|thumb\|Definitely not this one.]]		[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg\|thumb\|Definitely not this one.]]
	[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Anatomical analysis of the character, based on [[Chris and art\|Chris's first illustrative depiction of himself]].]]		[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Anatomical analysis of the character, based on [[Chris and art\|Chris's first illustrative depiction of himself]].]]
	Chris depicted himself as Mayor (only stopping as of February 2017, when the [[Allison Amber\|new mayor]] was mentioned) of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking ([[Chris and art\|notionally speaking]]), and surrounded by adoring women (whose real-life counterparts are generally [[trolls]], [[Gal pal\|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder\|hate him]], or fictional creations like Allison Amber). He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use any and all of the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will, thus rendering Sonichu and company completely superfluous.		Chris depicted himself as Mayor (only stopping as of February 2017, when the [[Allison Amber\|new mayor]] was mentioned) of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking ([[Chris and art\|notionally speaking]]), and surrounded by adoring women (whose real-life counterparts are generally [[trolls]], [[Gal pal\|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder\|hate him]], or fictional creations like [[Allison Amber\|Allison Amber]]). He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use any and all of the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will, thus rendering Sonichu and company completely superfluous.

	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]

KingClark at 00:55, 27 June 2022

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	[[Image:CWC collage.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris is a master of consistency.]]		[[Image:CWC collage.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris is a master of consistency.]]
	'''Christian Weston Chandler''' is a character and technically the main protagonist of the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Within the comic universe, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has not opted to portray himself as a [[Obesity\|fat]] [[~~autism~~\|~~autistic]] slob~~ who refuses to work; rather he is the respected creator of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and a deific character beloved by all.		'''Christian Weston Chandler''' is a character and technically the main protagonist of the [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Within the comic universe, [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] has not opted to portray himself as a [[Obesity\|fat slob]] [[Chris and work\|who refuses to work]]; rather he is the respected creator of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and a deific character beloved by all.

	Despite the sub-episodes in which he appears ostensibly concerning the real Chris, he can't seem to keep from invoking superpowers and fictitious plot contrivances.		Despite the sub-episodes in which he appears ostensibly concerning the real Chris, he can't seem to keep from invoking superpowers and fictitious plot contrivances.

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	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]
	Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, [[~~relics~~ of ~~fail~~\|real-life relics]] like his [[Medallions\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].		Any characteristics comic Chris possess stem from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. However, so as not to appear to be a COMPLETE Mary Sue, comic-Chris also has trouble with [[Love Quest\|finding a girlfriend]], is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks\|enemies]], and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, [[Relics of Fail\|real-life relics]] like his [[Medallions\|medallion]] are not mere paraphernalia – they're magical objects which can make his [[China\|dreams come true]].

	He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator or mayor; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.		He is of course the creator of CWCville, complete with a doting [[Allison Amber\|secretary]], now [[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city\|heiress to the CWCville legacy]], on whom he dumps all his [[Semen\|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile. However, his actual role relative to the citizens of his city is closer to god-king than mere creator or mayor; his office was permanent and indisputable during his time in it, and every character reveres him as their creator and supreme being, and is unswervingly loyal to him for no reason. If it weren't totally obvious, Chris's comic persona is a pure wish-fulfilment Mary Sue. Because Chris has trouble [[Chris and reality\|defining the line between reality and fiction]], added with his compulsive knack to cling onto [[Honor Roll\|anything]] that would justify him as a person, Chris tends to view his achievements in the comic as genuine achievements, and held the title of Mayor of CWCville when addressing himself.
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	Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and immediately places himself in the middle of the spotlight. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger\|rage]] and [[Death threats\|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan\|and]] [[Asperpedia\|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary\|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day\|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK\|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]]. As such, whatever small narrative restraints Comic Chris had possessed have been extinguished, and the character acts purely as a mouthpiece (and avenging fist) for his creator.		Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and immediately places himself in the middle of the spotlight. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger\|rage]] and [[Death threats\|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan\|and]] [[Asperpedia\|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary\|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day\|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK\|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]]. As such, whatever small narrative restraints Comic Chris had possessed have been extinguished, and the character acts purely as a mouthpiece (and avenging fist) for his creator.

	At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine. This is contrary to the time-travel logic he established in "Time Hogs", wherein it is assumed that time is in flux and cannot be altered.		At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists [[Chris and science\|to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine]]. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine. This is contrary to the time-travel logic he established in "Time Hogs", wherein it is assumed that time is in flux and cannot be altered.

	Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.		Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.

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	*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana\|feminine]] side		*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana\|feminine]] side
	*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homos\|homo]] side		*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homos\|homo]] side
	*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[~~Niggos~~\|racist]] side		*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Chris and Race\|racist]] side
	*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait		*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content\|honest]] self-portrait

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	===[[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]===		===[[Sonichu 5\|''Sonichu'' #5]]===

	Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] – a long-standing love interest of his – is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who only wants what's best for her. Of course, in reality, Sarah couldn't have cared less what Chris thought of the wedding, [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|but Chris felt that showing his acceptance was vitally important]]. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself – the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.		Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] – a long-standing love interest of his – is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who only wants what's best for her. Of course, in reality, Sarah couldn't have cared less what Chris thought of the wedding, [[Chris and his ego\|but Chris felt that showing his acceptance was vitally important]]. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself – the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.

	This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga art style (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics. While the art doesn't get ''better'', it at least becomes comparatively more consistent than it did previously.		This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga art style (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics. While the art doesn't get ''better'', it at least becomes comparatively more consistent than it did previously.

	By the next episode, things ~~starts~~ to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl\|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China\|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh\|those who would to take it away]].		By the next episode, things start to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl\|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China\|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh\|those who would attempt to take it away]].

	===[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]===		===[[Sonichu 6\|''Sonichu'' #6]]===

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	===[[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]===		===[[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]]===

	The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[Jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]], his imagined sister, [[Chris and ~~Sex~~#Incest\|on whose beauty he remarks numerous times]].		The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[Jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]], his imagined sister, [[Chris and sex#Incest\|on whose beauty he remarks numerous times]].

	[[Image:Chris5.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Manga Chris is so kawaii! Uguu~...]]		[[Image:Chris5.jpg\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Manga Chris is so kawaii! Uguu~...]]

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	[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg\|thumb\|Definitely not this one.]]		[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg\|thumb\|Definitely not this one.]]
	[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Anatomical analysis of the character, based on [[Chris and art\|Chris's first illustrative depiction of himself]].]]		[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Anatomical analysis of the character, based on [[Chris and art\|Chris's first illustrative depiction of himself]].]]
	Chris depicted himself as Mayor (only stopping as of February 2017, when the [[Allison Amber\|new mayor]] was mentioned) of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking ([[Chris and art\|notionally speaking]]), and surrounded by adoring women (whose real-life counterparts are generally [[trolls]], [[Gal pal\|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder\|hate him]], or fictional creations like Allison Amber). He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use any and all of the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will, thus rendering Sonichu and company completely superfluous.		Chris depicted himself as Mayor (only stopping as of February 2017, when the [[Allison Amber\|new mayor]] was mentioned) of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking ([[Chris and art\|notionally speaking]]), and surrounded by adoring women (whose real-life counterparts are generally [[trolls]], [[Gal pal\|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder\|hate him]], or fictional creations like [[Allison Amber\|Allison Amber]]). He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use any and all of the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will, thus rendering Sonichu and company completely superfluous.

	[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]		[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg\|thumb\|A typical comic depiction of Chris – a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]