Church audio - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR: Redirected page to Church Visit

2022-06-20T17:36:16Z

Redirected page to Church Visit

PsychoNerd054 at 00:04, 4 April 2022

2022-04-04T00:04:40Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:04, 3 April 2022
Line 827:		Line 827:

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1''':</font> Yeah.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1''':</font> Yeah.

			{{EmilySaga}}

	[[Category:Trolling]] [[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]		[[Category:Trolling]] [[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Radiopenguin: /* Audio */

2022-01-25T02:08:45Z

Audio

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:08, 24 January 2022
Line 17:		Line 17:

	==Audio==		==Audio==
	~~{{deadLinks}}~~
	{{Infobox/Audiofile		{{Infobox/Audiofile
	\| name = Church Audio		\| name = Church Audio
	\| audio = {{#ev:~~youtube~~\|~~HTXXtxq6AnI~~}}		\| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg\|84-chris-chan-robert-simmons-v-visit-audio}}
	\| Stardate = 15 [[March 2009]]		\| Stardate = 15 [[March 2009]]
	\| Featuring =		\| Featuring =

Ddcakes22 at 00:58, 12 March 2021

2021-03-12T00:58:06Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:58, 11 March 2021
Line 1:		Line 1:
	[[File:~~WesleyChurchPhoto~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]]]]		[[File:WesleyChurch2019.PNG\|thumb\|[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]]]]

	On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and approached ~~the [[Chris\|manchild]]~~ in the flesh ~~unsuspectingly~~.		On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and, unsuspectingly, approached him in the flesh. The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.

	~~The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.~~		==Highlights==
			*Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messaging. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account.
	Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant ~~messages~~. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] ~~is there~~, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.		*[[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] also attends church with Chris, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.
			*Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about [[trolls]] on the internet, Chris's autism, and video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's funny both Bob and Robert have the same name.
	Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about ~~jerks~~ on the internet, Chris's ~~condition~~, and ~~early~~ video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's funny both Bob and Robert have the same name.		*Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the [[Chris and the Internet\|Internet]]. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''.
			*Chris talked to seven girls the Thursday prior at [[University of Virginia\|Alderman Library]], but ended up getting a fake phone number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number thanks to ''[[Seinfeld]]''.
	Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the [[Chris and the Internet\|Internet]]. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to seven girls ~~just last~~ Thursday at [[University of Virginia\|Alderman Library]], but ~~got~~ a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number thanks to ''[[Seinfeld]]''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.		*Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.
			*Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the Bible against [[homos\|homosexuality]]. His copy of the Bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County.
	Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the Bible against [[homos\|homosexuality]]. His copy of the Bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about his time in [[CWCville\|North Korea]].		*Bob talks about his time in [[CWCville\|North Korea]] during the {{w\|Vietnam War}}.
			*After asking Robert for a pen, Chris writes his signature and hands it to Robert, [[Chris and his Ego\|saying it could be valuable one day.]]
	After asking Robert for a pen, Chris ~~makes~~ his signature and hands it to Robert, [[Chris and his Ego\|saying it could be valuable one day.]]		*They start reciting verses and singing hymns for some time. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then the others pick. Chris [[Autism\|wails over everyone else]] in some of them.
			*Afterwards, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.
	They start reciting verses and singing hymns for ~~many minutes~~. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then ~~other people~~ pick. Chris [[Autism\|wails over everyone else]] in some of them.

	~~Afterward~~, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.

	==Audio==		==Audio==

FokkerTISM: /* Audio */

2020-08-24T03:07:24Z

Audio

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:07, 23 August 2020
Line 20:		Line 20:

	==Audio==		==Audio==
			{{deadLinks}}
	{{Infobox/Audiofile		{{Infobox/Audiofile
	\| name = Church Audio		\| name = Church Audio

Eamoo at 18:33, 22 June 2018

2018-06-22T18:33:11Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:33, 22 June 2018
Line 3:		Line 3:
	On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and approached the [[Chris\|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.		On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and approached the [[Chris\|manchild]] in the flesh unsuspectingly.

	The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts ~~1:47:48~~. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.		The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.

	Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.		Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messages. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] is there, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.
Line 196:		Line 196:
	<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': </font>Mm.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': </font>Mm.

	'''Bob Chandler''': I have a Commodore 64. If you've ever heard of those...		'''Bob Chandler''': I have a [[Commodore 64]]. If you've ever heard of those...

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': </font>Yeah, yeah! Um, my, my dad had one of those though, he also had, I think it's called Amiga?		<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': </font>Yeah, yeah! Um, my, my dad had one of those though, he also had, I think it's called Amiga?
Line 692:		Line 692:
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1''':</font> Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a lovable guy.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1''':</font> Now, Bob's a cool guy, Bob's a, Bob's a lovable guy.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''':</font> He is so, he is so awesome, though. Seriously. I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like, I actually talked more to Bob, 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know, telling me about like the Commodore 64 and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though. And how, according to him, [Bob voice] "124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa." And he pulls out Yoshi's Island, and I'm like, "Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass." But, whatever, you know, he's old...I could see me saying that to my grandma, "Yeah, whatever grandma...Japan's awesome. Right." So...		<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''':</font> He is so, he is so awesome, though. Seriously. I actually, you know, I think people might be pissed when they're hearing this shit, 'cause like, I actually talked more to Bob, 'cause he was interesting as fuck, though, and like, you know, telling me about like the [[Commodore 64]] and how, you know, before fucking Chris could speak, he was playing video games, though. And how, according to him, [Bob voice] "124 levels, tryin' to get to Koopa." And he pulls out ''Yoshi's Island'', and I'm like, "Dude, you're talking about fuckin' four different games, dumbass." But, whatever, you know, he's old... I could see me saying that to my grandma, "Yeah, whatever grandma...Japan's awesome. Right." So...

	[both laugh]		[both laugh]

Trombonista at 20:21, 28 November 2015

2015-11-28T20:21:00Z

Show changes

Adventure at 21:02, 24 May 2015

2015-05-24T21:02:35Z

@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 Afterward, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.
 ==Transcript==
@@ Line 820: / Line 832: @@
 <font color="#0033FF">'''Troll #1''':</font> Yeah.
-[[Category:Trolling]]
+[[Category:Trolling]] [[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Asperhes at 08:48, 13 April 2015

2015-04-13T08:48:03Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:48, 13 April 2015
Line 84:		Line 84:
	===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===		===00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears===

	(the sounds of people inside the church are heard)		[the sounds of people inside the church are heard]

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''':</font> Hi, I'm Robert!		<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''':</font> Hi, I'm Robert!
Line 94:		Line 94:
	<font color="#CD2626">'''Chris''':</font> Oh my God. Ni-, nice to meet ya.		<font color="#CD2626">'''Chris''':</font> Oh my God. Ni-, nice to meet ya.

	<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': ~~</font>~~</font>That's good, that's good. I want to apologize my uh...my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]], so...so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.		<font color="#04B45F">'''Robert Simmons V''': </font>That's good, that's good. I want to apologize my uh...my um Sonichufan1986 page was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]], so...so I want to apologize for that in case I sent you weird emails or YouTube stuff.

	<font color="#CD2626">'''Chris''': </font> (chuckles) Well, I understand. Nice to meet you, Bob.		<font color="#CD2626">'''Chris''': </font> (chuckles) Well, I understand. Nice to meet you, Bob.

Asperhes at 08:45, 13 April 2015

2015-04-13T08:45:09Z

Show changes

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:58, 11 March 2021
Line 1:		Line 1:
	[[File:~~WesleyChurchPhoto~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]]]]		[[File:WesleyChurch2019.PNG\|thumb\|[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]]]]

	On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and approached ~~the [[Chris\|manchild]]~~ in the flesh ~~unsuspectingly~~.		On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] and an undercover [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] visited Chris's [[Chris and religion\|church]] and, unsuspectingly, approached him in the flesh. The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.

	~~The '''audio recording''' of this event lasts nearly two hours. Throughout, Chris's voice is much louder than everyone else's.~~		==Highlights==
			*Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant messaging. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account.
	Chris says he's keeping his distance from instant ~~messages~~. He'd rather not talk about who hacked his Yahoo! account. [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] ~~is there~~, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.		*[[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] also attends church with Chris, but Chris reveals that [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] usually stays home.
			*Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about [[trolls]] on the internet, Chris's autism, and video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's funny both Bob and Robert have the same name.
	Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about ~~jerks~~ on the internet, Chris's ~~condition~~, and ~~early~~ video games. When Chris comes back, he realizes that it's funny both Bob and Robert have the same name.		*Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the [[Chris and the Internet\|Internet]]. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''.
			*Chris talked to seven girls the Thursday prior at [[University of Virginia\|Alderman Library]], but ended up getting a fake phone number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number thanks to ''[[Seinfeld]]''.
	Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart\|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to local girls instead of ones on the [[Chris and the Internet\|Internet]]. He's gotten encouragement from [[Rocky Shoemaker\|Rocky]] with ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''. He talked to seven girls ~~just last~~ Thursday at [[University of Virginia\|Alderman Library]], but ~~got~~ a fake number. Chris was emotionally prepared for the fake number thanks to ''[[Seinfeld]]''. Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.		*Bob mentions the [[Sonichu Girls]] club.
			*Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the Bible against [[homos\|homosexuality]]. His copy of the Bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County.
	Chris rambles on about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and Stewie quoting the Bible against [[homos\|homosexuality]]. His copy of the Bible with Leviticus is different from the church's because it was a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of the Korean church in Chesterfield County. Bob talks about his time in [[CWCville\|North Korea]].		*Bob talks about his time in [[CWCville\|North Korea]] during the {{w\|Vietnam War}}.
			*After asking Robert for a pen, Chris writes his signature and hands it to Robert, [[Chris and his Ego\|saying it could be valuable one day.]]
	After asking Robert for a pen, Chris ~~makes~~ his signature and hands it to Robert, [[Chris and his Ego\|saying it could be valuable one day.]]		*They start reciting verses and singing hymns for some time. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then the others pick. Chris [[Autism\|wails over everyone else]] in some of them.
			*Afterwards, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.
	They start reciting verses and singing hymns for ~~many minutes~~. Chris gets to pick a verse for everyone to sing. Bob gets the second pick. Then ~~other people~~ pick. Chris [[Autism\|wails over everyone else]] in some of them.

	~~Afterward~~, Robert reunites with the other troll. They drive away contemplating on Leviticus, raping [[Emily]], and other unrelated nonsense.

	==Audio==		==Audio==