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	If you want a kick, Google my name and you'll see some of the many newspapers that run my stuff.		If you want a kick, Google my name and you'll see some of the many newspapers that run my stuff.

	Go ahead and send your [[DVD]] to my address listed below. You and I may be related, but our mother only loves you.		Go ahead and send your [[DVD]] to my address listed below. You and I may be related, but [[Affair with Mother\|our mother only loves you]].

	Cole}}		Cole}}

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	At the end of the conversation, Cole voiced his frustration at Barb's refusal to come clean to Cole about the identity of his biological father, whom she insisted was [[Jack Smithey\|Jack Dale Smithey]], only for Cole to track him down all the way to Florida and find out that he was neither his biological father, nor were they ever married. When Cole confronted Barb, she just hung up on Cole.		At the end of the conversation, Cole voiced his frustration at Barb's refusal to come clean to Cole about the identity of his biological father, whom she insisted was [[Jack Smithey\|Jack Dale Smithey]], only for Cole to track him down all the way to Florida and find out that he was neither his biological father, nor were they ever married. When Cole confronted Barb, she just hung up on Cole.

	Notice that Cole's side of the conversation starts well-versed and polite, but prolonged exposure to Chris makes him obscene and mean-spirited. Not shockingly, it seems Chris (and the thought of Barbara) brings out the worst in him.

	Years later, Chris would go to claim [[Message for John Kyle\|that Cole was just being lied to]] and Barb was actually a good person.		Years later, Chris would go to claim [[Message for John Kyle\|that Cole was just being lied to]] and Barb was actually a good person.

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	This page is a list of [[emails]] exchanged by [[Chris]] and his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] from March to July, [[2007]]. ~~Most of their~~ conversation ~~revolved around~~ Cole'~~s past~~ and ~~the abuse he endured by~~ their [[Barb\|mother]] and how she lied about the identity of his biological father. Chris, however, reacted dismissively, derailing the conversation by asking Cole to vote for him in a Playstation [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|contest]], rather than listening to his older half-brother's insights on their ~~absuive~~, neglectful mother.		This page is a list of [[emails]] exchanged by [[Chris]] and his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] from March to July, [[2007]]. It was the first and last known interaction between them.

			This conversation was in all likelihood initiated on Barb's behalf, to guilt trip Cole into becoming her personal piggy bank, like they tried several times afterwards up until Chris' arrest.

			Chris started out by talking about his (then) current situation and then how much their [[Barb\|mother]] loved Cole. Cole however, refuted the latter by giving Chris interesting revelations about his past, revealing to Chris how abusive and neglectful she really was towards him and how she lied about the identity of his biological father. Chris, however, reacted dismissively, derailing the conversation by asking Cole to vote for him in a Playstation [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|contest]], rather than listening to his older half-brother's insights on their abusive, neglectful mother.

			At the end of the conversation, Cole voiced his frustration at Barb's refusal to come clean to Cole about the identity of his biological father, whom she insisted was [[Jack Smithey\|Jack Dale Smithey]], only for Cole to track him down all the way to Florida and find out that he was neither his biological father, nor were they ever married. When Cole confronted Barb, she just hung up on Cole.

	Notice that Cole's side of the conversation starts well-versed and polite, but prolonged exposure to Chris makes him obscene and mean-spirited. Not shockingly, it seems Chris (and the thought of Barbara) brings out the worst in him.		Notice that Cole's side of the conversation starts well-versed and polite, but prolonged exposure to Chris makes him obscene and mean-spirited. Not shockingly, it seems Chris (and the thought of Barbara) brings out the worst in him.

			Years later, Chris would go to claim [[Message for John Kyle\|that Cole was just being lied to]] and Barb was actually a good person.

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	This page is a list of [[emails]] exchanged by [[Chris]] and his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] from March to July, [[2007]]. Notice that Cole's side of the conversation starts well-versed and polite, but prolonged exposure to Chris makes him obscene and mean-spirited. Not shockingly, it seems Chris (and the thought of Barbara) brings out the worst in him.		This page is a list of [[emails]] exchanged by [[Chris]] and his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] from March to July, [[2007]]. Most of their conversation revolved around Cole's past and the abuse he endured by their [[Barb\|mother]] and how she lied about the identity of his biological father. Chris, however, reacted dismissively, derailing the conversation by asking Cole to vote for him in a Playstation [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|contest]], rather than listening to his older half-brother's insights on their absuive, neglectful mother.

			Notice that Cole's side of the conversation starts well-versed and polite, but prolonged exposure to Chris makes him obscene and mean-spirited. Not shockingly, it seems Chris (and the thought of Barbara) brings out the worst in him.

	{{EmailReply\|		{{EmailReply\|

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	such an effort again.		such an effort again.

	The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)\|Republican]] cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.		The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)\|Republican]] cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me [[September 2011\|when he dies]] so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.

	The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.		The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.
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	Yes, I have a great life living in New York City, seeing six movies a week and interviewing my heroes. I live with a wonderful women named Katherine, whose family treats me like one of their own. I play guitar in a Jazz combo every Wednesday night. I spend two weeks out of every year on the French Riviera at the [[Wikipedia:Cannes Film Festival\|Cannes Film Festival]], and two weeks in California every [[Christmas]] with Katherine's family. I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love.		Yes, I have a great life living in New York City, seeing six movies a week and interviewing my heroes. I live with a wonderful women named Katherine, whose family treats me like one of their own. I play guitar in a Jazz combo every Wednesday night. I spend two weeks out of every year on the French Riviera at the [[Wikipedia:Cannes Film Festival\|Cannes Film Festival]], and two weeks in California every [[Christmas]] with Katherine's family. I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love.

	The moral of the story here is that just because someone is a mother does not mean that they are automatically a good person or that they are capable of acting as a parent. When Barbara thinks of me every single day of her life, just as I think about her, she may not regret the many wasted days of opportunity she had to share a relationship with her first son. But she does regret the fact that the opportunity will never come again. The best she can hope for is to read every word that I write, in search of clues that will never come.		The moral of the story here is that just because someone is a mother does not mean that they are automatically a good person or that they are capable of acting as a parent. When Barbara thinks of me every single day of her life, just as I think about her, she may not regret the many wasted days of opportunity she had to share a relationship with her first son. But she does regret the fact that the opportunity will never come again. The best she can hope for is to read every word that I write, in search of clues that will never come.

	If you want a kick, Google my name and you'll see some of the many newspapers that run my stuff.		If you want a kick, Google my name and you'll see some of the many newspapers that run my stuff.
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	I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.		I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.

	On another topic, I have viewed your website numerous times, and I have enjoyed reading your well detailed reviews on the movies. I am looking forward to purchasing the DVDs for [[Wikipedia:Grindhouse (film)\|Grindhouse]] (Planet Terror/Death Proof), [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]:Movie Film For Theaters, possibly [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man 3\|Spider-Man 3]], and [[Transformers]] (I'm a total Autobot fan).		On another topic, I have viewed your website numerous times, and I have enjoyed reading your well detailed reviews on the movies. I am looking forward to purchasing the DVDs for [[Wikipedia:Grindhouse (film)\|Grindhouse]] (Planet Terror/Death Proof), [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]:Movie Film For Theaters, possibly [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man 3\|Spider-Man 3]], and [[Transformers]] (I'm a total Autobot fan).

	I hope you and your girlfriend are doing well and getting along, and I wish you two the best. And keep up the good work on your reviews. :)		I hope you and your girlfriend are doing well and getting along, and I wish you two the best. And keep up the good work on your reviews. :)

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	Well, okay. I just checked with our mother, with total confidence, and upon random remembering, I thought for a moment [[Barbara_Chandler#Ran_Coleman_Yeatts\|"Ramblin'" Randy]]; boy was that a totally goofy misconception. Anyway, the name of your Biological father is '''Jack Dale Smithey'''.		Well, okay. I just checked with our mother, with total confidence, and upon random remembering, I thought for a moment [[Barbara_Chandler#Ran_Coleman_Yeatts\|"Ramblin'" Randy]]; boy was that a totally goofy misconception. Anyway, the name of your Biological father is '''Jack Dale Smithey'''.

	Good luck finding anything about him on the web; he was (maybe is) a total [[alcohol\|drunk]] and loser. The only good things that came about in that marrage, said our mother, was the fancy wedding (it was a real sister-pleaser, and it pleased our grandmother as well; may she rest in peace), the love feeling that was there for a while, and		Good luck finding anything about him on the web; he was (maybe is) a total [[alcohol\|drunk]] and [[chris and hypocrisy\|loser]]. The only good things that came about in that marrage, said our mother, was the fancy wedding (it was a real sister-pleaser, and it pleased our grandmother as well; may she rest in peace), the love feeling that was there for a while, and

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	such an effort again.		such an effort again.

	The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)\|Republican]] cur than [[Bob Chandler]]. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.		The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)\|Republican]] cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.

	The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of [[lies]] she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.		The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.

	After lying to me about the identity of my father, Barbara refused to come clean and disclose the truth on the eve on my wedding. This might not sound much to you, but I assure you that I spent 15 years attempting to track down my real father with no help from the one person who could clear the air with a few words, your mother.		After lying to me about the identity of my father, Barbara refused to come clean and disclose the truth on the eve on my wedding. This might not sound much to you, but I assure you that I spent 15 years attempting to track down my real father with no help from the one person who could clear the air with a few words, your mother.

	As it turns out, Barbara was never married to the man she swore was my real father (Jack Dale Smithey) and to whom she said she was married, but she was married to Ran Coleman Yeatts, a man who visited us when I was a child and who was always introduced as a "friend." I think the fact that Ran's middle name is "Coleman" tells you all you need to know about the true identity of my father. Realize here the double [[lie]] that Barbara told about who she had been married to. It's an example of pathological behavior.		As it turns out, Barbara was never married to the man she swore was my real father (Jack Dale Smithey) and to whom she said she was married, but she was married to Ran Coleman Yeatts, a man who visited us when I was a child and who was always introduced as a "friend." I think the fact that Ran's middle name is "Coleman" tells you all you need to know about the true identity of my father. Realize here the double lie that Barbara told about who she had been married to. It's an example of pathological behavior.

	Even in their handling of you when you were a child left alone everyday for years by an unfit baby sitter, Barbara and Bob proved themselves to be careless parents. Everyday of our lives, you and I both pay a price for our parents' selfishness. Bob and Barbara pay a bigger price. They are the lonely and tortured people that they imagined their enemies to be. That is a curse that I would not wish on my worst enemy, especially not my own family.		Even in their handling of you when you were a child left alone everyday for years by an unfit baby sitter, Barbara and Bob proved themselves to be careless parents. Everyday of our lives, you and I both pay a price for our parents' selfishness. Bob and Barbara pay a bigger price. They are the lonely and tortured people that they imagined their enemies to be. That is a curse that I would not wish on my worst enemy, especially not my own family.
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	Joseph Cole Smithey, while I have an understanding of most of the events in momma's past, I am a man who does not judge one in regards of such unpleasentries.		Joseph Cole Smithey, while I have an understanding of most of the events in momma's past, I am a man who does not judge one in regards of such unpleasentries.

	Besides which, [[ego\|that is not the point]]; I have a chance to win a trip to Seattle, Washington, attend a big gaming event, possibly take a tour of [[Nintendo]] of [[America]] Inc, two [[PSP]]s with ~~[[PaRappa the Rapper\|~~Parapper the Rapper]] [''sic''] games, and if I should win, I would take my sweet friend, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Although we are not yet on romantic conclusions, I still am fond of her and care about her very much.		Besides which, [[ego\|that is not the point]]; I have a chance to win a trip to Seattle, Washington, attend a big gaming event, possibly take a tour of [[Nintendo]] of [[America]] Inc, two [[PSP]]s with Parapper the Rapper [''sic''] games, and if I should win, I would take my sweet friend, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Although we are not yet on romantic conclusions, I still am fond of her and care about her very much.

	I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.		I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.

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	It's very Christian of [[Barbara]] to not regret having given birth to me but I'm an ~~[[Wikipedia:~~atheism\|atheist]]. I also have no		It's very Christian of [[Barbara]] to not regret having given birth to me but I'm an {{w\|atheism\|atheist}}. I also have no
	regrets about emerging from her womb. Although, she is mistaken about the "bunch of good years"		regrets about emerging from her womb. Although, she is mistaken about the "bunch of good years"
	we supposedly had together. I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former		we supposedly had together. I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former
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	such an effort again.		such an effort again.

	The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Republican Party (United States)\|Republican]] cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me [[September 2011\|when he dies]] so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.		The crux of my problem with Barbara comes from two sources. The first is [[Bob]]'s bitter influence on her, which worked to separate our relationship just as Bob did with his own children with whom he has no association. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible {{w\|Republican Party (United States)\|Republican}} cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me [[September 2011\|when he dies]] so that I can celebrate. Our mutual hatred has never been a secret, and it points out Barbara's proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.

	The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.		The second and more compelling issue that permanently ruined my relationship with Barbara is the litany of lies she tells anyone who'll listen about the identity of my biological father and about her marriage history.
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	Even in their handling of you when you were a child left alone everyday for years by an unfit baby sitter, Barbara and Bob proved themselves to be careless parents. Everyday of our lives, you and I both pay a price for our parents' selfishness. Bob and Barbara pay a bigger price. They are the lonely and tortured people that they imagined their enemies to be. That is a curse that I would not wish on my worst enemy, especially not my own family.		Even in their handling of you when you were a child left alone everyday for years by an unfit baby sitter, Barbara and Bob proved themselves to be careless parents. Everyday of our lives, you and I both pay a price for our parents' selfishness. Bob and Barbara pay a bigger price. They are the lonely and tortured people that they imagined their enemies to be. That is a curse that I would not wish on my worst enemy, especially not my own family.

	Yes, I have a great life living in New York City, seeing six movies a week and interviewing my heroes. I live with a wonderful women named Katherine, whose family treats me like one of their own. I play guitar in a Jazz combo every Wednesday night. I spend two weeks out of every year on the French Riviera at the ~~[[Wikipedia:Cannes Film Festival~~\|Cannes Film Festival]], and two weeks in California every [[Christmas]] with Katherine's family. I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love.		Yes, I have a great life living in New York City, seeing six movies a week and interviewing my heroes. I live with a wonderful women named Katherine, whose family treats me like one of their own. I play guitar in a Jazz combo every Wednesday night. I spend two weeks out of every year on the French Riviera at the {{w\|Cannes Film Festival}}, and two weeks in California every [[Christmas]] with Katherine's family. I have everything that I have ever wanted except a mother's love.

	The moral of the story here is that just because someone is a mother does not mean that they are automatically a good person or that they are capable of acting as a parent. When Barbara thinks of me every single day of her life, just as I think about her, she may not regret the many wasted days of opportunity she had to share a relationship with her first son. But she does regret the fact that the opportunity will never come again. The best she can hope for is to read every word that I write, in search of clues that will never come.		The moral of the story here is that just because someone is a mother does not mean that they are automatically a good person or that they are capable of acting as a parent. When Barbara thinks of me every single day of her life, just as I think about her, she may not regret the many wasted days of opportunity she had to share a relationship with her first son. But she does regret the fact that the opportunity will never come again. The best she can hope for is to read every word that I write, in search of clues that will never come.
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	I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.		I'm only requesting for a vote towards possible romance, towards [[Hanky-panky\|a great gaming expierence]] [[Virgin with rage\|I have not expierence before]], and towards potental great footage on my next [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|"CWC On TV" DVD]] that I will likely put together around my 50th or sooner.

	On another topic, I have viewed your website numerous times, and I have enjoyed reading your well detailed reviews on the movies. I am looking forward to purchasing the DVDs for ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Grindhouse (film)\|Grindhouse]] (Planet Terror/Death Proof), [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]:Movie Film For Theaters, possibly ~~[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man 3~~\|Spider-Man 3]], and [[Transformers]] (I'm a total Autobot fan).		On another topic, I have viewed your website numerous times, and I have enjoyed reading your well detailed reviews on the movies. I am looking forward to purchasing the DVDs for {{w\|Grindhouse (film)\|Grindhouse}} (Planet Terror/Death Proof), [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]:Movie Film For Theaters, possibly {{w\|Spider-Man 3}}, and [[Transformers]] (I'm a total Autobot fan).

	I hope you and your girlfriend are doing well and getting along, and I wish you two the best. And keep up the good work on your reviews. :)		I hope you and your girlfriend are doing well and getting along, and I wish you two the best. And keep up the good work on your reviews. :)