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VoDKa: not in jail anymore, may be forced to find employment

2023-03-30T23:04:11Z

not in jail anymore, may be forced to find employment

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	[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]		[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]

	'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a [[wikipedia:Multi-level marketing\|multi-level marketing]] company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had ~~- or [[Jail Saga\|will have]] -~~ to date.		'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a [[wikipedia:Multi-level marketing\|multi-level marketing]] company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had to date.

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Y0h 513nn R3n at 14:01, 14 March 2023

2023-03-14T14:01:47Z

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	[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]		[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]

	'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had - or [[Jail Saga\|will have]] - to date.		'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a [[wikipedia:Multi-level marketing\|multi-level marketing]] company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had - or [[Jail Saga\|will have]] - to date.

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Gray Deign: fixed link issues

2022-10-27T02:38:17Z

fixed link issues

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/~~20201112023006~~/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/~~\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?~~]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210928203723/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>
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	*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
	*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.		*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
	On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20151001000000/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]		*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150912033705/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

Gray Deign: replacing dead links with archives, also archived Cutco Spatula Spreader page to reflect the former price

2022-10-27T02:31:52Z

replacing dead links with archives, also archived Cutco Spatula Spreader page to reflect the former price

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201112023006/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/~~Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens~~#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

	Chris took the Cutco job at a critical moment in his personal life, as he had realized several months earlier that he needed a girlfriend. He seems to have hoped that the job could help him with his [[Love Quest\|sweetheart search]]; he remembered that it gave him the opportunity to "socialize." He believed that the job had allowed him to utilize his "good people/social skills," and he was disappointed that it "was ONLY a Summer gig." It was at this point, with a growing sense of desperation and urgency, that he made his first [[Attraction Sign]], which stated that, among his other positive qualities, he was a "Natural salesperson."		Chris took the Cutco job at a critical moment in his personal life, as he had realized several months earlier that he needed a girlfriend. He seems to have hoped that the job could help him with his [[Love Quest\|sweetheart search]]; he remembered that it gave him the opportunity to "socialize." He believed that the job had allowed him to utilize his "good people/social skills," and he was disappointed that it "was ONLY a Summer gig." It was at this point, with a growing sense of desperation and urgency, that he made his first [[Attraction Sign]], which stated that, among his other positive qualities, he was a "Natural salesperson."
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	*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
	*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.		*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
	*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" ~~costs~~ almost $70 while other brands go for ~~about~~ $25.]]<ref>[https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader~~#sm.0001pftq8m19qmf9epxfzy32m90hh~~]</ref> Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]		On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20151001000000/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

Foobar at 05:54, 12 August 2022

2022-08-12T05:54:13Z

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	==Other mentions==		==Other mentions==
	[[Image:VectorLogo.png\|right\|thumb\|Flipping over the logo of Cutco ~~subsidiary Vector~~ gets you an [[wikipedia:Pyramid scheme\|accurate summation]] of their business.]]		[[Image:VectorLogo.png\|right\|thumb\|Flipping over the logo of Vector, a subsidiary of Cutco, gets you an [[wikipedia:Pyramid scheme\|accurate summation]] of their business.]]

	*Chris put a Cutco outlet in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].		*Chris put a Cutco outlet in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].

FromtheWordsofBR at 02:46, 15 June 2022

2022-06-15T02:46:25Z

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	[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]		[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]

	'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had ~~to date (not counting his stints as a "gym leader" for the~~ [[~~Pokemon TCG~~]]).		'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had - or [[Jail Saga\|will have]] - to date.

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KingClark: /* Employment */

2021-05-10T22:20:43Z

Employment

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

KingClark: /* Employment */

2021-05-10T22:20:30Z

Employment

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>~~http~~://~~marketingpr.suite101~~.com/~~article.cfm~~/~~vector_marketing_is_not_a_scam~~</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level at 15:20, 23 November 2020

2020-11-23T15:20:43Z

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	* [[Wikipedia:Cutco\|Wikipedia article]]		* [[Wikipedia:Cutco\|Wikipedia article]]
	{{Places}}		{{Places}}
			{{Articleofthenow}}
	[[Category: Jobs]]		[[Category: Jobs]]

Buick lesabre: /* Other mentions */

2020-09-05T08:25:11Z

Other mentions

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	*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
	*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.		*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
	*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" costs almost $70 while other brands go for about $25.]]<ref>[https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0001pftq8m19qmf9epxfzy32m90hh]</ref> Chris states that he had his for "over a decade."		*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" costs almost $70 while other brands go for about $25.]]<ref>[https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0001pftq8m19qmf9epxfzy32m90hh]</ref> Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/~~20201112023006~~/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/~~\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?~~]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210928203723/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>
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	*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
	*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.		*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
	On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20151001000000/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]		*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150912033705/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

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	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201112023006/https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/~~Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens~~#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100430225514/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

	Chris took the Cutco job at a critical moment in his personal life, as he had realized several months earlier that he needed a girlfriend. He seems to have hoped that the job could help him with his [[Love Quest\|sweetheart search]]; he remembered that it gave him the opportunity to "socialize." He believed that the job had allowed him to utilize his "good people/social skills," and he was disappointed that it "was ONLY a Summer gig." It was at this point, with a growing sense of desperation and urgency, that he made his first [[Attraction Sign]], which stated that, among his other positive qualities, he was a "Natural salesperson."		Chris took the Cutco job at a critical moment in his personal life, as he had realized several months earlier that he needed a girlfriend. He seems to have hoped that the job could help him with his [[Love Quest\|sweetheart search]]; he remembered that it gave him the opportunity to "socialize." He believed that the job had allowed him to utilize his "good people/social skills," and he was disappointed that it "was ONLY a Summer gig." It was at this point, with a growing sense of desperation and urgency, that he made his first [[Attraction Sign]], which stated that, among his other positive qualities, he was a "Natural salesperson."
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	*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>		*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
	*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.		*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion\|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
	*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" ~~costs~~ almost $70 while other brands go for ~~about~~ $25.]]<ref>[https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader~~#sm.0001pftq8m19qmf9epxfzy32m90hh~~]</ref> Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]		On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money\|It's worth noting that the price of Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" at the time was almost $70 while other brands went for around $25.]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20151001000000/https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader]</ref> However, Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire.]]

	==Sources==		==Sources==

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	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

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	[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]		[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

	Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>~~http~~://~~marketingpr.suite101~~.com/~~article.cfm~~/~~vector_marketing_is_not_a_scam~~</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."		Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/\|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money\|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead\|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism\|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

	It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>		It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity\|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA\|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>