DJ Jamsta - Revision history

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	{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}		{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}

	Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much ~~parred~~ for the course.		Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much par for the course.

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WarnerBro: /* Criminal History */

2023-05-04T01:22:14Z

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	{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}		{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}

	At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given as to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he been shown to be excessively lustful, violent, or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed [[Brendan Fraser]] was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.		At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy Sonichu\|Punchy]]. No explanation was given as to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he been shown to be excessively lustful, violent, or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed [[Brendan Fraser]] was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.

	''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterward, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.		''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterward, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.

WarnerBro: /* Criminal History */

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Criminal History

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	{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}		{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}

	At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given as to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he been shown to be excessively lustful, violent, or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.		At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given as to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he been shown to be excessively lustful, violent, or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed [[Brendan Fraser]] was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.

	''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterward, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.		''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterward, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.

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	{{quote\|"Hey guys, gals, [[Chris\|duds]] ''[sic]'' and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break [[2008\|'08]]! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da [[power]]!"\|DJ Jamsta, laying it down.}}		{{quote\|"Hey guys, gals, [[Chris\|duds]] ''[sic]'' and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break [[2008\|'08]]! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da [[power]]!"\|DJ Jamsta, laying it down.}}

	'''DJ Jamsta''' is a [[Sonichu (species)\|Sonichu]] [[Wikipedia:Disc jockey\|DJ]], and a host on the [[KCWC]] radio station. His origins are unknown; ''Sonichu'' historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using retro slang and making sexist remarks ~~towards~~ women. Even by ''Sonichu'' standards he is particularly ridiculous-looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to ''[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell\|Saved by the Bell]]'' fucked [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].		'''DJ Jamsta''' is a [[Sonichu (species)\|Sonichu]] [[Wikipedia:Disc jockey\|DJ]], and a host on the [[KCWC]] radio station. His origins are unknown; ''Sonichu'' historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using retro slang and making sexist remarks toward women. Even by ''Sonichu'' standards he is particularly ridiculous-looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to ''[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell\|Saved by the Bell]]'' fucked [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

	One of the most notable traits Jamsta possesses is an odd lack of consistency in coloring across his body. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur, or if he just has a [[Chris and fashion\|spectacularly terrible hat]], or if he is perhaps suffering from [[Hair\|male-pattern baldness]]. Of note, if they ''are'' his ears, then his earphones rest on the side of his head, far away from anywhere they would be of any use. It is also notable that Jamsta has a fan-shaped tail not seen in any other Sonichus. It is colored in three bars that match his shirt, but no part of his actual body.		One of the most notable traits Jamsta possesses is an odd lack of consistency in coloring across his body. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur, or if he just has a [[Chris and fashion\|spectacularly terrible hat]], or if he is perhaps suffering from [[Hair\|male-pattern baldness]]. Of note, if they ''are'' his ears, then his earphones rest on the side of his head, far away from anywhere they would be of any use. It is also notable that Jamsta has a fan-shaped tail not seen in any other Sonichus. It is colored in three bars that match his shirt, but no part of his actual body.
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	{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}		{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}

	At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.		At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given as to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he been shown to be excessively lustful, violent, or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.

	''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly ~~afterwards~~, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.		''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterward, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.

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	{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}		{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}

	Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic, and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much ~~par~~ for the course.		Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much parred for the course.

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Meta: /* Age */

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	{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}		{{quote\|"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990\|1990]]."\|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}

	Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why is he running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic, and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much par for the course.		Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why he is running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic, and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much par for the course.

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			{{Wise\|Jamsta molested Punchy and was put on trial for his crimes.}}

	At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.		At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.

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	Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why he is so very uncool. He is pieced together from aged, tacky elements of the '90s that were perceived to be cool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta's lines in his [[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE\|future message]]. Like Chris trying to act "with it", Jamsta sounds much more like a marketing executive parroting lines for credibility than an actual "cool" character, throwing (what Chris considers to be) trendy words into his speech without much logic, a lot like the character [[wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show\|Poochie]] from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.		Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why he is so very uncool. He is pieced together from aged, tacky elements of the '90s that were perceived to be cool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta's lines in his [[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE\|future message]]. Like Chris trying to act "with it", Jamsta sounds much more like a marketing executive parroting lines for credibility than an actual "cool" character, throwing (what Chris considers to be) trendy words into his speech without much logic, a lot like the character [[wikipedia:The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show\|Poochie]] from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.

	He also [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy\|molested Punchy Sonichu]], and ~~molestation is not cool~~.		He also [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy\|molested Punchy Sonichu]], and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog\|that's no good]]''.

	==Criminal History==		==Criminal History==

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2020-08-31T05:41:27Z

Criminal History

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	At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.		At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy\|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.

	[[Sonichu 13]] goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterwards, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.		''[[Sonichu 13]]'' goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning "cool dude." Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to "forgive and live in peace." Shortly afterwards, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.

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