Date with Emily - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 22:10, 15 February 2026

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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Well what did you spend your portion... did you spend some of it on yourself?		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Well what did you spend your portion... did you spend some of it on yourself?

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some [[Wii]] games for myself, ''~~Country~~ Music'' and ''[[RuleCWC\|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some [[Wii]] games for myself, including ''Wii Music'' and ''[[RuleCWC\|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh.

HurdyGurdsen at 15:01, 12 December 2025

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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> And he’s into… more ''modern'' pop music?		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> And he’s into… more ''modern'' pop music?

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Although… I guess if I had to pick a ''classic'' favorite, it would have to be ''~~[[Niggos\|~~Satchmo']]'.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Although… I guess if I had to pick a ''classic'' favorite, it would have to be ''Satchmo''.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> "Satchmo"?		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> "Satchmo"?
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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh– I ''really'' like the choc- the new chocolate one.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh– I ''really'' like the choc- the new chocolate one.

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh– the, uh, "~~[[Niggos\|~~Dark Temptation]]"…		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh– the, uh, "Dark Temptation"…

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Yeah.''		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Yeah.''

FromtheWordsofBR at 04:18, 11 July 2025

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	<font color="#545454">'''Bob or possibly a bystander:'''</font> Oh my god.		<font color="#545454">'''Bob or possibly a bystander:'''</font> Oh my god.

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Then we moved back to Ruckersville, uh, been around, uh, went to Pokemon League over at, uh, [[Toys\|Toys "R" Us]], then uh [~~''inaudible, sounds like "~~The End~~".'~~], and uh, finally over at [[The Game Place\|The, uh, Game Place]].		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Then we moved back to Ruckersville, uh, been around, uh, went to Pokemon League over at, uh, [[Toys\|Toys "R" Us]], then uh, [[The End Games\|The End]], and uh, finally over at [[The Game Place\|The, uh, Game Place]].

	<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Uh-huh.		<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> Uh-huh.
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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> But then they [[Banned\|kicked me out]], uh, last... June of last year.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> But then they [[Banned\|kicked me out]], uh, last... June of last year.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Was that at the Toys "R" Us or, uh, ~~the~~ End...?		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Was that at the Toys "R" Us or, uh, The End...?

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, they don't...they don't do that anymore [''unintelligible'']		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, they don't...they don't do that anymore [''unintelligible'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 06:00, 26 January 2025

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Cilria2: He says "brothers" not realtives

2024-10-20T18:58:01Z

He says "brothers" not realtives

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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.

	<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So, I figured that- and then, I checked back all my father's… ~~relatives [unintelligible]~~ all the way up to be up in their 80s, and 90s, and even over ''100'' sometimes.		<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So, I figured that- and then, I checked back all my father's… brothers, they all lived the way up to be up in their 80s, and 90s, and even over ''100'' sometimes.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Dang! [''laughs politely'']		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Dang! [''laughs politely'']

NightcoreSwift004: /* Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58) */ I don't know how people heard Bob say as "forty" instead of "four"

2024-10-18T08:35:39Z

Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58): I don't know how people heard Bob say as "forty" instead of "four"

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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and reality\|Especially my ''technological'' intelligence.]]		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Chris and reality\|Especially my ''technological'' intelligence.]]

	<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> But anyway, I, uh- I went to work for them for ~~forty~~ years, and, uh... at that point in time… Uh, this is even ''before'' the Atlas missile… the ICBM.		<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> But anyway, I, uh- I went to work for them for four years, and, uh... at that point in time… Uh, this is even ''before'' the Atlas missile… the ICBM.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. [''laughs nervously'']		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. [''laughs nervously'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:38, 11 September 2024

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FromtheWordsofBR at 17:38, 3 June 2024

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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Oh''... [''laughs nervously'']		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> ''Oh''... [''laughs nervously'']

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [whispering] If I told him why, he'd have ''another'' heart attack…		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [whispering] If I told him [[Julie Reveals Herself\|why]], he'd have ''another'' heart attack…

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, no! [''laughs politely'']		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh, no! [''laughs politely'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 19:51, 14 May 2024

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Amanitie: Added saga category

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Added saga category

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	[[Category:Trolling]]		[[Category:Trolling]]
	[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]		[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]
			[[Category:Emily Saga]]

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	* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], wire Emily with a microphone and run a mic check.		* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], wire Emily with a microphone and run a mic check.
	* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.		* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
	* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.		* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, but gets ignored.
	* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt on multiple occasions, and fails every single time.		* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt on multiple occasions, and fails every single time.
	* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].		* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].
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	* Chris flirts.		* Chris flirts.
	* Chris fails at flirting.		* Chris fails at flirting.
	* Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression.		* Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression. Emily wonders if that was the same impression that scared the child at [[Wendy's]], and Chris awkwardly claims he wasn't scared, just tired.
	* Chris talks about [[Sailor Moon]].		* Chris talks about ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and compares Emily to a character from the live-action adaptation, ''Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon''. Emily asks Chris about how he feels about the [[Homos\|trans and gay characters]] in the final season; Chris awkwardly tries to weasel out of the question.
	* Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.		* Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.
	* Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes\|Sonic competition]].		* Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes\|Sonic competition]].
	* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.		* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.
	* Emily attempts to escape.		* Emily attempts to escape.
	* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily~~, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]~~." A random passerby, seemingly baffled by the strange scene, stops to complement Pickle Man's costume and asks why he's dressed like that, and whether it's for an advertisement. When the Pickle Man explains that he's just doing it because he's bored, the passerby is sufficiently impressed and continues on their way, but not before Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the Pickle Man.		* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily. A random passerby, seemingly baffled by the strange scene, stops to complement Pickle Man's costume and asks why he's dressed like that, and whether it's for an advertisement. When the Pickle Man explains that he's just doing it because he's bored, the passerby is sufficiently impressed and continues on their way, but not before Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the Pickle Man.
	* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension while Emily agrees with the idea, much to Chris's protests.		* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension while Emily agrees with the idea, much to Chris's protests.
	* Chris gives up trying to make any sort of defense against the Pickle Man's logic.		* Chris gives up trying to make any sort of defense against the Pickle Man's logic.
	* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.		* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye, without her consent.
	* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.		* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man. Chris's final words to them are, "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH.]]"

	==Cast==		==Cast==
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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh my ~~God…~~		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Oh my God...

	[''pause'']		[''pause'']
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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a KB [[Toys]] here and I- that's where I did my- ten thous- dol... [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes \|my thousand dollar shopping spree]] I won, uh... back in, uh... the... Sonic, the Adventures- around the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog?		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a KB [[Toys]] here and I- that's where I did my- ten thous- dol... [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes\|my thousand dollar shopping spree]] I won, uh... back in, uh... the... Sonic, the Adventures- around the ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog''?

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh-huh.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh-huh.
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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just kinda fascinated like… you're just pleasant- it's like… a character from ''PGSM'' or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just kinda fascinated like… you're just pleasant- it's like… a character from ''PGSM'' or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [nervous laughter] No I'm definitely all American.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''nervous laughter''] No I'm definitely all American.

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You're all American.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> You're all American.
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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are deshe- [[Chris and English\|decepting]].		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are deshe- [[Chris and English\|decepting]].

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... [shameless subject change] So what's your favorite store here?		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... [''shameless subject change''] So what's your favorite store here?

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah it's, it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- uh- either- I think it's- I would say it's mostly GameStop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before- they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next [''unintelligible''] business here.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah it's, it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- uh- either- I think it's- I would say it's mostly GameStop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before- they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next [''unintelligible''] business here.
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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''vomitously''] Yeah…		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''vomitously''] Yeah…

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean at least I'm not that guy from ''[[Anime\|~~InuYasha~~]]'' ~~that…~~ [''chucklingly''] always tries to [[Homos\|go for the bum]].		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean at least I'm not that guy from ''[[Anime\|Inuyasha]]'' that... [''chucklingly''] always tries to [[Homos\|go for the bum]].

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''vomitously''] ~~Yeah…~~		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [''vomitously''] Yeah...

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.
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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that.		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh... it's [[Wikipedia:List of ~~InuYasha~~ characters#Miroku\|Miroku]].		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Uh... it's [[Wikipedia:List of Inuyasha characters#Miroku\|Miroku]].

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [talking over her] Do you watch ''~~InuYasha~~''? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you actually hit it on the head right there…		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''talking over her''] Do you watch ''Inuyasha''? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you actually hit it on the head right there…

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah...
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	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very ~~often…~~		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very often...

	<font color="#000000">'''Salesman:'''</font> HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH.		<font color="#000000">'''Salesman:'''</font> HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH.
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	<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> We're going to go see ''Watchmen'' first.		<font color="#009900">'''Pickle Man:'''</font> We're going to go see ''Watchmen'' first.

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm kinda- just- gonna- ''Watchmen'' is not that long of a movie.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I'm kinda- just- gonna- ''Watchmen'' is not that long of a movie. [''Note: ''Watchmen'' is about 3 hours long.'']

	<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''suddenly concerned for Emily''] Yeah, but you got a five-hour drive!		<font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''suddenly concerned for Emily''] Yeah, but you got a five-hour drive!