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Amanitie: /* Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future */ Shy ≠ autistic

2024-09-14T17:19:18Z

Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future: Shy ≠ autistic

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	==Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future==		==Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future==
	Chris's most fully-realized rationale for his pedagogical plan can be found in an essay he wrote on 11 May 2009 and later posted on the [[CWCipedia]]. Entitled "Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education," it was "originally written for a recent 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford." Chris added, "too bad I did not win, but I'm not giving up on teaching our future generations the basics of Dating alongside Sexual Educaiton." The fact that Chris believes that his utterly ~~[[Slow-in-the-Minds\|retarded]]~~ idea that all high schools in the [[United States]], possibly the whole world, should teach their students how to talk to one another (something most ~~[[Autism\|~~shy]] people can ~~fix~~ with a [[Rocky Shoemaker\|counsellor]] or a [[Chris and psychology\|psychologist]]), and should be graded on how they talk to [[Kimmi\|dolls]], how well they study [[How to Talk to Girls\|a book written by a nine-year old]] and how well they score on an extremely awkward paper test, as well as the fact that these schools should go directly against American anti-discrimination laws and not let [[homos]] into a required subject, with Chris saying that "it will stop people from becoming gay, [[Tomgirl Saga\|since gay people usually turn when]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they're lonely and in their 20's]]" speaks volumes on how Chris views dating, education and homosexuality. Here is the complete essay in all its glory:		Chris's most fully-realized rationale for his pedagogical plan can be found in an essay he wrote on 11 May 2009 and later posted on the [[CWCipedia]]. Entitled "Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education," it was "originally written for a recent 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford." Chris added, "too bad I did not win, but I'm not giving up on teaching our future generations the basics of Dating alongside Sexual Educaiton." The fact that Chris believes that his utterly ridiculous idea that all high schools in the [[United States]], possibly the whole world, should teach their students how to talk to one another (something most shy people can work on with a [[Rocky Shoemaker\|counsellor]] or a [[Chris and psychology\|psychologist]]), and should be graded on how they talk to [[Kimmi\|dolls]], how well they study [[How to Talk to Girls\|a book written by a nine-year old]] and how well they score on an extremely awkward paper test, as well as the fact that these schools should go directly against American anti-discrimination laws and not let [[homos]] into a required subject, with Chris saying that "it will stop people from becoming gay, [[Tomgirl Saga\|since gay people usually turn when]] [[Chris and hypocrisy\|they're lonely and in their 20's]]" speaks volumes on how Chris views dating, education and homosexuality. Here is the complete essay in all its glory:
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	I am one of a minority of people in the worldwide population; I am a Shy, Straight Caucasian Male who still struggles as an Adult Virgin. And I have dreams of sharing a family life with my Female Sweetheart, and to have and share between me and her our daughter named, Crystal Weston Chandler.		I am one of a minority of people in the worldwide population; I am a Shy, Straight Caucasian Male who still struggles as an Adult Virgin. And I have dreams of sharing a family life with my Female Sweetheart, and to have and share between me and her our daughter named, Crystal Weston Chandler.

WarnerBro: /* In Sonichu */

2023-04-20T00:50:01Z

In Sonichu

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	*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate - in this class.		*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate - in this class.
	*The class was split perfectly: 50% male, 50% female.		*The class was split perfectly: 50% male, 50% female.
			*All of the students were attracted to the opposite sex.
	*On the off chance that there were a spare student, the professor expressly states that she herself wouldn't be paired up with anybody, because it would conflict with both regulations AND her current relationship. This puts a bullet in any remaining pretence of this class being simply to work on social skills.		*On the off chance that there were a spare student, the professor expressly states that she herself wouldn't be paired up with anybody, because it would conflict with both regulations AND her current relationship. This puts a bullet in any remaining pretence of this class being simply to work on social skills.
	*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. Their names are [[Bob Chandler\|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]].		*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. Their names are [[Bob Chandler\|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]].

Gray Deign: removing dead/repetitive links

2022-11-06T13:43:17Z

removing dead/repetitive links

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	===Course Syllabus===		===Course Syllabus===
	'''Rationale''':		'''Rationale''':
	{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|Chris, who would later identify as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender\|transwoman]].<ref~~><s~~>~~[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education Dead Link of CWCipedia article]</s> (~~[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173839/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education archive])</ref>}}		{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|Chris, who would later identify as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender\|transwoman]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173839/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia archive]</ref>}}

	'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven		'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven
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	*[[Dating\|Dating]]		*[[Dating\|Dating]]
	*[[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]]		*[[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]]
	<s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education Dead Link of CWCipedia article]</s> ([https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173839/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education archive])

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Mr Poneglyph at 23:38, 28 March 2022

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	===Course Syllabus===		===Course Syllabus===
	'''Rationale''':		'''Rationale''':
	{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|Chris, who would later identify as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender\|transwoman]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|Chris, who would later identify as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender\|transwoman]].<ref><s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education Dead Link of CWCipedia article]</s> ([https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173839/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education archive])</ref>}}

	'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven		'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven
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	*[[Dating\|Dating]]		*[[Dating\|Dating]]
	*[[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]]		*[[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]]
	[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]		<s>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education Dead Link of CWCipedia article]</s> ([https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173839/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education archive])

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TippyToesTommyTalarico: Undo revision 272880 by TippyToesTommyTalarico (talk)

2021-11-24T20:49:58Z

Undo revision 272880 by TippyToesTommyTalarico (talk)

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	==In Real Life==		==In Real Life==


	[[File:How_not_to_fail_at_life.png\|thumb\|right\|300px\|An actual proper guide to dating, showcasing the fundamental steps to not being a social invalid. Such steps that could have saved Chris had Chris been aware of such things early in life. But hey! Maybe it can help you.]]

	{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|Chris's Wikipedia page.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|Chris's Wikipedia page.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}

TippyToesTommyTalarico at 20:48, 24 November 2021

2021-11-24T20:48:59Z

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	==In Real Life==		==In Real Life==


			[[File:How_not_to_fail_at_life.png\|thumb\|right\|300px\|An actual proper guide to dating, showcasing the fundamental steps to not being a social invalid. Such steps that could have saved Chris had Chris been aware of such things early in life. But hey! Maybe it can help you.]]

	{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|Chris's Wikipedia page.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|Chris's Wikipedia page.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}

KingClark at 23:23, 28 August 2021

2021-08-28T23:23:01Z

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	*[[GodJesus\|God]] AND the [[Bear]]		*[[GodJesus\|God]] AND the [[Bear]]

	...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three [[inventions]]<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref>~~—~~right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a [[Lego]] contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.		...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three [[inventions]]<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref> – right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a [[Lego]] contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.

	==Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future==		==Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future==

KingClark: /* In Real Life */

2021-05-30T17:58:32Z

In Real Life

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	Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''[[R.L. Stine\|Goosebumps]]'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China\|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and the biology of the reproductive system. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on sexually transmitted diseases and contraception. Chris even suggested that [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|violated in vivid Crayola color]]:		Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''[[R.L. Stine\|Goosebumps]]'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China\|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and the biology of the reproductive system. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on sexually transmitted diseases and contraception. Chris even suggested that [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|violated in vivid Crayola color]]:

	{{quote\|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.\|Chris, talking to [[Megan Schroeder]]<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.\|Chris, talking to [[Megan Schroeder]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

	His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.		His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.

KingClark at 17:58, 30 May 2021

2021-05-30T17:58:18Z

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	==In Real Life==		==In Real Life==
	{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|~~CWC\|~~<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.\|Chris's Wikipedia page.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education\|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}

	Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''[[R.L. Stine\|Goosebumps]]'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China\|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and the biology of the reproductive system. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on sexually transmitted diseases and contraception. Chris even suggested that [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|violated in vivid Crayola color]]:		Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''[[R.L. Stine\|Goosebumps]]'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China\|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and the biology of the reproductive system. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on sexually transmitted diseases and contraception. Chris even suggested that [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|violated in vivid Crayola color]]:

	{{quote\|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.\|~~CWC\|~~<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.\|Chris, talking to [[Megan Schroeder]]<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

	His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.		His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.
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	'''Rationale''':		'''Rationale''':
	{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|~~CWC~~\|<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.\|Chris, who would later identify as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender\|transwoman]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]</ref>}}

	'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven		'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven

KenKaniff: /* Final Exam */

2020-12-14T22:05:11Z

Final Exam

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	===Final Exam===		===Final Exam===
			Take the test [https://forms.gle/3b5M8hgwr7ohTi61A here]
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	YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.		YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.
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	===Answer Key===		===Answer Key===