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Hurtful Truth Level at 12:36, 16 November 2020

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			==BronyMate==
			{{main\|BronyMate}}

MathevsEff: /* Profile Text */

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	<br>Personally, I have never been on a date before in my life. But for my first date, I'd keep it simple with a beverage (or shared meal) at <br>[[McDonalds]], or similar resteraunt.		<br>Personally, I have never been on a date before in my life. But for my first date, I'd keep it simple with a beverage (or shared meal) at <br>[[McDonalds]], or similar resteraunt.
	<br>'''My Wish List Includes:'''		<br>'''My Wish List Includes:'''
	<br>I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].		<br>I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]].

	==''The HooK'' Café==		==''The HooK'' Café==

Rossticus: /* External links */

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	*[http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/SONICHU.htm Chris's Book of Matches profile]		*[http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/SONICHU.htm Chris's Book of Matches profile]
	*[http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&TP=U&Handle=SonichuCWC&uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's Match.com profile]		*[http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&TP=U&Handle=SonichuCWC&uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's Match.com profile]
	*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's OKCupid profile]		*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's OKCupid profile] (deactivated)
			*[https://www.okcupid.com/profile/LevelUpQueen Christine's current OKCupid profile]

	{{The Internet}}		{{The Internet}}
	[[Category:Love Quest]]		[[Category:Love Quest]]
	[[Category:Websites]]		[[Category:Websites]]

Asperhes at 22:52, 13 August 2015

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	Chris has put up at least two personal ads on the website of his local alternative weekly paper. One, dating to around the beginning of [[2009]], was hacked before its contents could be preserved for posterity. The second, however, found in [[April 2010]], was successfully mirrored by the CWCki. A few days after it was initially discovered, the ad mysteriously disappeared (and was completely deleted from the site, unlike Chris's first ad, which he simply hid from public view after regaining access to it).		Chris has put up at least two personal ads on the website of his local alternative weekly paper. One, dating to around the beginning of [[2009]], was hacked before its contents could be preserved for posterity. The second, however, found in [[April 2010]], was successfully mirrored by the CWCki. A few days after it was initially discovered, the ad mysteriously disappeared (and was completely deleted from the site, unlike Chris's first ad, which he simply hid from public view after regaining access to it).

			==eHarmony==
			In [[August 2012]], his private Facebook correspondence indicates that he attemped to reach out for sweethearts on eHarmony. He appealed to his [[gal-pals]] for guidance, but for some peculiar reason, nothing seemed to attract the ladies.

			<center>
			<gallery>
			File:EHarmony.jpg\|Chris's profile.
			File:EHarmony 7.jpg\|An obvious troll.
			File:EHarmony 2.jpg
			File:EHarmony 3.jpg
			File:EHarmony 4.jpg
			File:EHarmony 5.jpg
			File:EHarmony 6.jpg
			</gallery></center>

			By [[September 2012 Facebook posts#Same ol'\|11 September]], Chris was complaining, "NO woman will even reply to me on freaking eHarmony. Damn trolls giving me a horrible name and blame... And What the F***?! Am I ugly with no alibi or something? :("

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	==External links==		==External links==

Old meme: It's not even a very good picture. Suck it.

2012-01-28T10:01:42Z

It's not even a very good picture. Suck it.

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	==OKCupid==		==OKCupid==
	~~[[File:Online_dating_expectations.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What's really happening.]]~~
	{{main\|OkCupid}}		{{main\|OkCupid}}

Ted Van Gruder: Undo revision 155967 by Cleftpalete (talk)

2012-01-28T09:24:05Z

Undo revision 155967 by Cleftpalete (talk)

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	==OKCupid==		==OKCupid==
			[[File:Online_dating_expectations.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What's really happening.]]
	{{main\|OkCupid}}		{{main\|OkCupid}}

Cleftpalete at 02:55, 28 January 2012

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	==OKCupid==		==OKCupid==
	~~[[File:Online_dating_expectations.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What's really happening.]]~~
	{{main\|OkCupid}}		{{main\|OkCupid}}

NegaCWC: /* External links */

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	{{The Internet}}		{{The Internet}}
			[[Category:Love Quest]]
	[[Category:Websites]]		[[Category:Websites]]

Eamoo at 13:44, 28 September 2011

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	[[File:BookOfMatchProfile.jpg\|thumb\|Screenshot of Chris's BoM page.]]		[[File:BookOfMatchProfile.jpg\|thumb\|Screenshot of Chris's BoM page.]]

	It's unclear when Chris made this profile, but given his stated age, it probably was made around late 2008 or early 2009, around the same time as his first Hook Cafe ad. While the staples of half-assery are still present, it's clear Chris spent more time on this page then he did on his OKCupid profile. Many of the statements here are just repetitions of the Chris-chan facts we all know and love, though: his fantasy of a daughter named Crystal, McDonald's as a first date, and so on. [[Honest Content\|True and Honest]], perhaps, but hardly a way to impress babes. Chris also seems to believe that citing ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' as the greatest movie ever will somehow have a positive effect on the ladies.		It's unclear when Chris made this profile, but given his stated age, it probably was made around late 2008 or early 2009, around the same time as his first [[The Hook Cafe\|''The HooK'' Café]] ad. While the staples of half-assery are still present, it's clear Chris spent more time on this page then he did on his OKCupid profile. Many of the statements here are just repetitions of the Chris-chan facts we all know and love, though: his fantasy of a daughter named Crystal, McDonald's as a first date, and so on. [[Honest Content\|True and Honest]], perhaps, but hardly a way to impress babes. Chris also seems to believe that citing ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' as the greatest movie ever will somehow have a positive effect on the ladies.

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	<br>I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].		<br>I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].

	==The ~~Hook Cafe~~==		==''The HooK'' Café==
	{{main\|The Hook Cafe}}		{{main\|The Hook Cafe}}

ProtoAuthor: /* Profile Text */

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	'''Things that have bothered me:'''		'''Things that have bothered me:'''
	<br>When they are false friends; when they would just dump me after one mistake, or something as dumb.		<br>When they are false [[Megan\|friends]]; when they would just dump me after [[shecameforcwc.jpg\|one mistake]], or something as dumb.
	<br>'''I am looking for:'''		<br>'''I am looking for:'''
	<br>In a nutshell, 18-years to my current age, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcholic, white and Boyfriend-Free.		<br>In a nutshell, 18-years to my current age, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcholic, white and Boyfriend-Free.