Death of Bob Chandler - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* Obituary */

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Obituary

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	==Obituary==		==Obituary==
	Both [[Barbara]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:		Both [[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

	* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.		* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
	* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.		* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
	* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate [[money]] to Barbara and Chris.		* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate [[Chris and money\|money]] to Barbara and Chris.

	With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).		With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

WarnerBro: /* Cause of death, according to Chris */

2026-04-05T11:03:34Z

Cause of death, according to Chris

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	In an email leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress from being targeted by trolls led to Bob's heart attack.		In an email leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress from being targeted by trolls led to Bob's heart attack.

	{{quote\|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.\|Chris.<ref>[[Misc E-mails#DAMN CWCKI]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|AND the total [[Chris and stress\|stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.\|Chris.<ref>[[Misc E-mails#DAMN CWCKI]]</ref>}}

	Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.		Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

HurdyGurdsen at 14:39, 12 December 2025

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	Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA\|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire\|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014\|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily\|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.		Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA\|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire\|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014\|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily\|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

	On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos\|backward]] [[~~Niggos~~\|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler\|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call\|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law\|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego\|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis\|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money\|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In\|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris's own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell\|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah\|granddaughter]].		On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos\|backward]] [[Chris and Race\|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler\|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call\|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law\|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego\|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis\|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money\|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In\|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris's own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell\|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah\|granddaughter]].

	While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for molding Chris into the person he is today.		While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for molding Chris into the person he is today.

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Bob's Final Months */

2025-11-30T02:47:38Z

Bob's Final Months

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	On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>		On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>

	In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Chris and Barbara were present at the ICU at his side, and Chris said that he held Bob's hand during his last fifteen minutes of life.<ref name=catscorner></ref> Chris later claimed that his father's last words to him were "All around the world, everyone prays to their own God, but they are all praying to the same God."<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Chris is the Avatar, Bob's last words]]</ref>		In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Chris and Barbara were present at the ICU at his side, and Chris said that he held Bob's hand during his last fifteen minutes of life.<ref name=catscorner></ref> Chris later claimed that his father's last words to him were "All around the world, everyone prays to their own God, but they are all praying to the same God."<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Chris is the Avatar, Bob's last words]]</ref> Chris has also said that his father told him then that he loved and accepted him no matter what.<ref>[[CopperCab#Chris's parents' reaction to Chris coming out (23:47-26:52)]]</ref>

	Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />		Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

Hurtful Truth Level at 20:25, 4 November 2025

2025-11-04T20:25:45Z

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	On 6 [[September 2011]], '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.		On 6 [[September 2011]], '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.

	Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing~~. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]]~~, and a trolling renaissance did not begin until ~~much~~ later in the decade.		Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing, and a trolling renaissance did not begin until later in the decade.

	==Bob's Final Months==		==Bob's Final Months==

Ayumu Kasuga: /* Bob's Final Months */

2025-11-04T16:17:00Z

Bob's Final Months

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	On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>		On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>

	In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Chris and Barbara were present at the ICU at his side, and Chris said that he held Bob's hand during his last fifteen minutes of life.<ref name=catscorner></ref>		In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Chris and Barbara were present at the ICU at his side, and Chris said that he held Bob's hand during his last fifteen minutes of life.<ref name=catscorner></ref> Chris later claimed that his father's last words to him were "All around the world, everyone prays to their own God, but they are all praying to the same God."<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Chris is the Avatar, Bob's last words]]</ref>

	Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />		Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Obituary */

2025-08-03T06:39:38Z

Obituary

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	* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.		* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
	* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.		* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
	* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[~~Chris and money\|donate~~ money to Barbara and Chris]].		* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate [[money]] to Barbara and Chris.

	With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).		With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

Hurtful Truth Level: there were others like Thetan and Catherine

2025-08-03T06:36:24Z

there were others like Thetan and Catherine

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	On 6 [[September 2011]], '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.		On 6 [[September 2011]], '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.

	Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade ~~with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]]~~.		Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade.

	==Bob's Final Months==		==Bob's Final Months==

Hurtful Truth Level at 06:35, 3 August 2025

2025-08-03T06:35:01Z

JinkiesJanke: Editorial sweep

2025-08-02T22:45:19Z

Editorial sweep

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	~~{{Incomplete\|[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#The Cat's Corner - March 29, 2021]]}}~~
	{{Honest}}		{{Honest}}
	[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png\|thumb\|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]		[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png\|thumb\|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
	{{quote\|When Mister C. left this universe to become his Sonichu form self that he has been for years now, as the "Internet Lumberjack" that he was, he left that impression of "It's time to stop this shit."\|Chris on Bob's death.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#The Cat's Corner - March 29, 2021]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|When Mister C. left this universe to become [[Robertchu\|his Sonichu form self]] that he has been for years now, as the "Internet Lumberjack" that he was, he left that impression of "It's time to stop this shit."\|Chris on Bob's death.<ref name=catscorner>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#The Cat's Corner - March 29, 2021]]</ref>}}

	On 6 September 2011, '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.		On 6 [[September 2011]], '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.

	Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].		Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].
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	On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>		On 29 [[August 2011]], Chris mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in, and was suffering from [[Chris and English\|"feet-bloatings"]].<ref>[[Response to ADF]]</ref>

	In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref>		In early [[September 2011]], Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. It was discovered later that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court\|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Chris and Barbara were present at the ICU at his side, and Chris said that he held Bob's hand during his last fifteen minutes of life.<ref name=catscorner></ref>

	Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />		Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

	It is said that [[~~Man in the Pickle Suit\|~~Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "[[Black Tape]]" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>		It is said that [[Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "[[Black Tape]]" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

	==Cause of death, according to Chris==		==Cause of death, according to Chris==
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	==Obituary==		==Obituary==
	Both [[Barbara ~~Chandler\|Barb~~]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:		Both [[Barbara]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

	* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.		* Text going into [[autism\|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.

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	{{quote\|When Mister C. left this universe to become his Sonichu form self that he has been for years now, as the "Internet Lumberjack" that he was, he left that impression of "It's time to stop this shit."\|Chris on Bob's death.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#The Cat's Corner - March 29, 2021]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|When Mister C. left this universe to become his Sonichu form self that he has been for years now, as the "Internet Lumberjack" that he was, he left that impression of "It's time to stop this shit."\|Chris on Bob's death.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#The Cat's Corner - March 29, 2021]]</ref>}}

	On 6 September 2011, '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], ~~had~~ died''' of congestive heart failure.		On 6 September 2011, '''Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]], died''' of congestive heart failure.

	Bob's death ~~also~~ marked ~~another~~ significant change in [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling ~~Chris~~, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].		Bob's death marked a significant change in the [[troll]]ing of Chris, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling him, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

	==Bob's Final Months==		==Bob's Final Months==

	A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.		A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows:

	On 24 [[March 2011]], Bob claimed in a phone call with [[ThePCAssassins]] to have cancer of some ~~description~~.<ref>[[Bob's got Cancer]]</ref> This is the first recorded example of Bob telling anyone outside of his family that he had cancer. His language in the video suggests that he may have been diagnosed on the 24th of March or in the few days prior.		On 24 [[March 2011]], Bob claimed in a phone call with [[ThePCAssassins]] to have cancer of some type.<ref>[[Bob's got Cancer]]</ref> This is the first recorded example of Bob telling anyone outside of his family that he had cancer. His language in the video suggests that he may have been diagnosed on the 24th of March or in the few days prior.

	On 23 [[April 2011]], in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>		On 23 [[April 2011]], in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>
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	Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />		Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

	It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>		It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "[[Black Tape]]" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

	==Cause of death, according to Chris==		==Cause of death, according to Chris==
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	Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA\|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire\|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014\|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily\|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.		Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA\|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire\|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014\|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily\|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

	On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos\|backward]] [[Niggos\|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler\|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call\|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law\|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego\|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis\|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money\|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In\|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell\|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah\|granddaughter]].		On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos\|backward]] [[Niggos\|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler\|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call\|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy\|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law\|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego\|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis\|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money\|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In\|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE\|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris's own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell\|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah\|granddaughter]].

	While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for ~~moulding~~ Chris into the person he is today.		While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for molding Chris into the person he is today.

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