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Little Owl: /* Mommy's Undies */

2019-10-05T14:48:33Z

Mommy's Undies

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	{{~~Facebook~~}}		{{Social media}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook\|* 2013-12]]

Adventure at 19:12, 27 April 2015

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	{{quotebox\|21 December 2013		{{quotebox\|21 December 2013

	Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}		Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the [[Miiverse]] to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}

	===More on Pokemon; Facebook Messages OK===		===More on Pokemon; Facebook Messages OK===

Asperhes: /* Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals) */

2015-03-31T11:57:31Z

Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)

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	=== It Gets WORSE! ===		=== It Gets WORSE! ===
	On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former ~~crushes in~~ high school has seen the infamous [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video and shares it:		On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former high school crushes, has seen the infamous [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video and shares it:
	{{quotebox\|17 December 2013		{{quotebox\|17 December 2013

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	=== Mommy's Undies ===		=== Mommy's Undies ===
	On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former [[gal pals]], ~~posted~~ another tidbit about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG\|wearing his mom's underwear]]:		On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former [[gal pals]], posts another tidbit about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG\|wearing his mom's underwear]]:
	{{quotebox\|27 December 2013		{{quotebox\|27 December 2013

Asperhes: /* Mommy's Undies */

2015-03-31T11:56:34Z

Mommy's Undies

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	=== Mommy's Undies ===		=== Mommy's Undies ===
	On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another ~~one~~ of Chris's former ~~crushes~~ posted another ~~info~~ about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG\|wearing his mom's underwear]]:		On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former [[gal pals]], posted another tidbit about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG\|wearing his mom's underwear]]:
	{{quotebox\|27 December 2013		{{quotebox\|27 December 2013

Asperhes: /* Summary */

2015-03-31T11:55:17Z

Summary

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	* 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information.		* 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information.
	* 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.		* 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.
	* 27 December - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.		* 27 December - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]], shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.
	* 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.		* 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.

	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==

Asperhes at 20:26, 11 January 2015

2015-01-11T20:26:25Z

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* 5 December ~~2013~~ - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture.		* 5 December - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture.
	* 19 December ~~2013~~ - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].		* 19 December - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
	* 21 December ~~2013~~ - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.		* 21 December - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
	* 23 December ~~2013~~ - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.		* 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information.
	* 27 December ~~2013~~ - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.		* 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.
	* 30 December ~~2013~~ - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.		* 27 December - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.
			* 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.

	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
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	{{quotebox\|21 December 2013		{{quotebox\|21 December 2013

	Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}		Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}

			===More on Pokemon; Facebook Messages OK===
			{{quotebox\|23 December 2013
			Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED'''; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED'''. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, or message/comment, to one of my posts, on Miiverse to SonichuChandler.}}

	=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===		=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===

Asperhes at 18:48, 11 January 2015

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* 5 December 2013 - Chris uploaded ~~his~~ new cover photo.		* 5 December 2013 - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture.
	* 19 December 2013 - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].		* 19 December 2013 - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
	* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.		* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
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	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
			[[File:Lookingdelightfulasever.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Chris's new self-pitying profile picture uploaded in December.]]
	===Friends===		===Friends===
	After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel:		After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel:

Asperhes at 14:25, 9 January 2015

2015-01-09T14:25:40Z

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* 5 ~~[[2013#December\|~~December 2013]] - Chris uploaded his new cover photo showing his broken heart, an undead Psyduck (from the ''Pokemon Adventures'' manga) and a Lego Zombie version of himself. He also complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel\|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.		* 5 December 2013 - Chris uploaded his new cover photo.
	* 19 December 2013 - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].		* 19 December 2013 - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
	* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.		* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
	* 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her ~~whole post~~.		* 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.
	* 27 December 2013 - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his ~~mum~~'s underwear.		* 27 December 2013 - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.
	* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. For some odd reason, he attaches a heavily cropped screenshot of ''Zelda II: The Adventure of Link'' to the post. Considering its subject matter and what is visible in the shot he uploaded, which mentions that "he knows nothing", it can be presumed that he had intended to reference a particular line of dialogue from one of the villagers in the game.		* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.

	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
	===Friends===		===Friends===
	After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying ~~post~~ and ~~tags~~ Sarah Bevel ~~for this post~~:		After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel:
	{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!		{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care! -feeling alone.

	[[File:chris_yamask.jpg\|200px]]		[[File:chris_yamask.jpg\|200px]]
	[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}		[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}

	~~[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment, as usual, unrelated to the post but only the pictures Chris posted:~~
	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}~~

	===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages===		===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages===
	~~Chris then solicits offers for friendship for the latest Pokemon game. Code redacted for his identity protection.~~
	{{quotebox\|21 December 2013		{{quotebox\|21 December 2013

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	=== Chris is lost ===		=== Chris is lost ===
	Chris ~~then~~ posted ~~two posts~~ while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from a game ~~named~~ ''Zelda II''. ~~The reason why he posted the picture is unknown.~~		Chris posted twice while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from the game ''Zelda II''.

	[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]		[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 ~~(scheduled 23 December)~~		{{quotebox\|23 December 2013
	I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.		I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

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	[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}		[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

	~~William replies with compassion:~~

	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|What's Zelda II have to do with it?}}~~

	=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===		=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===
	~~Chris then posts the second post for having ''the worst broken heart ever'', trying to fish for pity again.~~		{{quotebox\|23 December 2013
	{{quotebox\|31 December 2013 ~~(scheduled 23 December)~~
	Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.		Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.

	[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}		[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}

	~~William posted a reply to this post, (again) unrelated to his heart level:~~

	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner.}}~~

	==Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)==		==Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)==

Alan Pardew at 08:19, 21 April 2014

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	[[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|center\|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]]		[[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|center\|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]]

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	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
	===Friends===		===Friends===
	After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying post:		After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying post and tags Sarah Bevel for this post:
	{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!		{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!

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	Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}		Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}

	'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]: ''"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."'' Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.		'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]:


			<center>'''''"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."'''''</center>


			Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "'''fuck my life'''", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.

	=== Chris is lost ===		=== Chris is lost ===
			Chris then posted two posts while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from a game named ''Zelda II''. The reason why he posted the picture is unknown.
	[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]		[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)		{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
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	=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===		=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===
			Chris then posts the second post for having ''the worst broken heart ever'', trying to fish for pity again.
	{{quotebox\|31 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)		{{quotebox\|31 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
	Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.		Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.
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	[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}		[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}

	William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:		William posted a reply to this post, (again) unrelated to his heart level:

	{{quoteboxgreen\|Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner.}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner.}}
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	=== It Gets WORSE! ===		=== It Gets WORSE! ===
	On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former crushes in high school ~~posted this~~:		On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former crushes in high school has seen the infamous [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video and shares it:
	{{quotebox\|17 December 2013		{{quotebox\|17 December 2013

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	=== Mommy's Undies ===		=== Mommy's Undies ===
	On 27 December, Sarah Bevel posted this:		On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another one of Chris's former crushes posted another info about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG\|wearing his mom's underwear]]:
	{{quotebox\|27 December 2013		{{quotebox\|27 December 2013

	A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all.}}		A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all.

			[[File:ChrisExplainThisImageUnderwear.png\|thumb\|center]]}}

	{{Facebook}}		{{Facebook}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook]]

Alan Pardew at 11:04, 20 April 2014

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	[[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|center\|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]]		[[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg\|500px\|thumb\|center\|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]]

	The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].		The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]]. Chris ended the year by posting that he was having "''the worst broken heart ever''".

	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel\|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.		* 5 [[2013#December\|December 2013]] - Chris uploaded his new cover photo showing his broken heart, an undead Psyduck (from the ''Pokemon Adventures'' manga) and a Lego Zombie version of himself. He also complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel\|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.
			* 19 December 2013 - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]].
			* 21 December 2013 - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
			* 23 December 2013 - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her whole post.
			* 27 December 2013 - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]] shares a picture of Chris wearing his mum's underwear.
	* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. For some odd reason, he attaches a heavily cropped screenshot of ''Zelda II: The Adventure of Link'' to the post. Considering its subject matter and what is visible in the shot he uploaded, which mentions that "he knows nothing", it can be presumed that he had intended to reference a particular line of dialogue from one of the villagers in the game.		* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. For some odd reason, he attaches a heavily cropped screenshot of ''Zelda II: The Adventure of Link'' to the post. Considering its subject matter and what is visible in the shot he uploaded, which mentions that "he knows nothing", it can be presumed that he had intended to reference a particular line of dialogue from one of the villagers in the game.

	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
	===Friends===		===Friends===
			After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying post:
	{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!		{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!

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	[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}		[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}

	[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:		[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment, as usual, unrelated to the post but only the pictures Chris posted:
	{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}

	===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages===		===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages===
			Chris then solicits offers for friendship for the latest Pokemon game. Code redacted for his identity protection.
	{{quotebox\|21 December 2013~~<p>~~		{{quotebox\|21 December 2013

	Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}		Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}

	=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===		=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===
			In an attempt to "win" against his former high school gal-pals and his trolls due to his autism, Chris posted this:

	{{quotebox\|23 December 2013		{{quotebox\|23 December 2013
	Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}		Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}

	'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]: "I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml". Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.		'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]: ''"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."'' Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.

	=== Chris is lost ===		=== Chris is lost ===

	[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]		[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png\|200px\|thumb\|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]]
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)		{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
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	=== It Gets WORSE! ===		=== It Gets WORSE! ===
	On 19 December, Kellie Andes ~~Stowell~~ posted this:		On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former crushes in high school posted this:
	{{quotebox\|17 December 2013		{{quotebox\|17 December 2013