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Alan Pardew: Redirected page to December 2013 Facebook Posts

2014-02-10T13:42:28Z

Redirected page to December 2013 Facebook Posts

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	~~The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].~~

	~~==Summary==~~
	* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#~~Sarah Anne Bevel\|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.~~
	* 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. For some odd reason, he attaches a heavily cropped screenshot of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link to the post.

	~~==Posts by Chris==~~
	~~===Friends===~~

	~~{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!~~

	[[~~File:chris_yamask.jpg\|200px]]~~
	~~[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}~~

	~~[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:~~
	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}~~

	~~===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages===~~

	~~{{quotebox\|21 December 2013<p>~~

	Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}}

	~~=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===~~
	~~{{quotebox\|23~~ December 2013
	Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}

	'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]: "I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml". Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.

	~~=== Chris is lost ===~~
	~~{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)~~
	I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

	~~I know nothing. I am lost.~~

	~~[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}~~

	~~William replies with compassion:~~

	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|What's Zelda II have to do with it?}}~~

	~~=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===~~
	~~{{quotebox\|31 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)~~
	~~Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.~~

	~~[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}~~

	~~William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:~~

	~~{{quoteboxgreen\|Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner.}}~~

	==Posts ~~by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)==~~

	~~=== It Gets WORSE! ===~~
	~~On 19 December, Kellie Andes Stowell posted this:~~
	~~{{quotebox\|17 December 2013~~

	~~OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now.~~

	~~<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc</nowiki>}}~~

	~~=== Mommy's Undies ===~~
	~~On 27 December, Sarah Bevel posted this:~~
	~~{{quotebox\|27 December 2013~~

	~~A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all.}}~~

	~~{{Facebook}}~~

	~~[[Category:Facebook~~]]

Alan Pardew: /* Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals) */

2014-02-10T13:36:12Z

Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)

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	OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now.		OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now.

	<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc,/nowiki>		<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc</nowiki>}}
	}}

	=== Mommy's Undies ===		=== Mommy's Undies ===

Alan Pardew at 13:35, 10 February 2014

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Promethean at 02:45, 4 January 2014

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	=== Chris is lost ===		=== Chris is lost ===
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013		{{quotebox\|30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
	I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.		I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

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	=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===		=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===
	{{quotebox\|31 December 2013		{{quotebox\|31 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
	Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.		Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.

Curseyehameha: /* Posts by Chris */

2014-01-03T07:26:45Z

Posts by Chris

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	===Friends===		===Friends===

	{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}		{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!

			[[File:chris_yamask.jpg\|200px]]
			[[File:chris_cubone.jpg\|200px]]}}

	[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:		[[William Elliott Waterman]] posts a comment:
	{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}

			=== Justine Sacco's sex dream ===
			{{quotebox\|23 December 2013
			Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}}

			'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday\|February 24, 2012]]: "I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml". Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.

	=== Chris is lost ===		=== Chris is lost ===

SkeletonCorral at 07:15, 2 January 2014

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	[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}		[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

			William replies with compassion:

			{{quoteboxgreen\|What's Zelda II have to do with it?}}

	=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===		=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===

Alan Pardew: Fixing page

2014-01-02T01:52:44Z

Fixing page

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	The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].		The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

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	==Posts by Chris==		==Posts by Chris==
	==Friends==		===Friends===
	~~{{incomplete}}~~

	{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}		{{quotebox\|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}
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	{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}		{{quoteboxgreen\|I love cubone and yamask}}

	== Chris is lost ==		=== Chris is lost ===
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013		{{quotebox\|30 December 2013
	I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.		I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.
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	[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}		[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

	== Worst Broken Heart Ever ==		=== Worst Broken Heart Ever ===
	{{quotebox\|31 December 2013		{{quotebox\|31 December 2013
	Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.		Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.

Alan Pardew at 01:50, 2 January 2014

2014-01-02T01:50:00Z

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	Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.		Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.

	[[File:~~ChrisIsLost~~.~~png~~\|200px]]}}		[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg\|200px]]}}

	William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:		William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:

Alan Pardew at 01:48, 2 January 2014

2014-01-02T01:48:57Z

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	[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}		[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

			== Worst Broken Heart Ever ==
			{{quotebox\|31 December 2013
			Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level\|broken heart]] ever.

			[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

			William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:

			{{quoteboxgreen\|Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner.}}

	{{Facebook}}		{{Facebook}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook]]

Alan Pardew: /* Chris is lost */

2014-01-01T15:05:17Z

Chris is lost

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	== Chris is lost ==		== Chris is lost ==
	{{quotebox\|30 December 2013		{{quotebox\|30 December 2013
	I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.}}		I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

			I know nothing. I am lost.

			[[File:ChrisIsLost.png\|200px]]}}

	{{Facebook}}		{{Facebook}}

	[[Category:Facebook]]		[[Category:Facebook]]