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	However, different fictional universes portray the same setting in radically different ways. For example, {{w\|Fallout 3}} portrays Washington DC as a dry postapocalyptic wasteland, while {{w\|The Drowned Cities}} portrays the city as completely submerged underwater. Both realities cannot simultaneously coexist in one city.		However, different fictional universes portray the same setting in radically different ways. For example, {{w\|Fallout 3}} portrays Washington DC as a dry postapocalyptic wasteland, while {{w\|The Drowned Cities}} portrays the city as completely submerged underwater. Both realities cannot simultaneously coexist in one city.

	In addition, works of fiction have very different overtones depending on their genre and desired audience. {{w\|Blade Runner}} is set in a futuristic dystopia, while [[My Little Pony]] is set in a "cutesy" and childlike world. People from real life and more serious works of fiction would quickly begin to exploit characters emerging from utopian fantasies, creating a system of widespread exploitation where characters from children's entertainment form a permanently enslaved underclass in a world where mortality does not exist.		In addition, works of fiction have very different overtones depending on their genre and desired audience. {{w\|Blade Runner}} is set in a futuristic dystopia, while [[My Little Pony]] is set in a "cutesy" and childlike world. People from real life and more serious works of fiction would quickly begin to exploit characters emerging from utopian fantasies, creating a system of widespread exploitation where characters from children's entertainment form a permanently enslaved underclass in a world where mortality does not exist. Characters from these happy and utopian franchises will have to grasp the [[Chris and reality\|reality]] of a cold and exploitative world for the first time, which arguably resembles colonization.

	====The Earth is not large enough to fit everyone====		====The Earth is not large enough to fit everyone====

Ayumu Kasuga: Great stuff!

2026-10-16T15:44:14Z

Great stuff!

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	He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon\|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.		He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon\|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

	In [[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021\|a jail letter]], Chris claims that the entirety of the Human population will suddenly download "massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records," suddenly speak "in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages," and engage in rituals involving "circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth."		In [[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021\|a jail letter]], Chris claims that the entirety of the Human population will suddenly download "massive amounts of information and truths from the [[Akashic Records]]," suddenly speak "in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages," and engage in rituals involving "circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth."

	===Proposed dates for the Merge===		===Proposed dates for the Merge===
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	====The Earth is not large enough to fit everyone====		====The Earth is not large enough to fit everyone====
	Unlike the Christian conception of an infinite heaven, Chris believes that all humans who have ever lived and all fictional characters ever created will coexist on an Earth of the same size. Anthropologists estimate that 117 billion humans have lived on the Earth and the number of fictional characters who have featured in fiction numbers in the countless millions. Chris also believes that generic members of other fictional species (such as Pokémon and ponies) will also inhabit the future merged Earth. The Earth quite simply cannot house a population of sentient beings 10 times the current number where 10 sentient beings exist where every one currently stands.		Unlike the Christian conception of an infinite heaven, Chris believes that all humans who have ever lived and all fictional characters ever created will coexist on an Earth of the same size. Anthropologists estimate that 117 billion humans have lived on the Earth and the number of fictional characters who have featured in fiction numbers in the countless millions. Chris also believes that generic members of other fictional species (such as Pokémon and ponies) will also inhabit the future merged Earth. The Earth quite simply cannot house a population of sentient beings 10 times the current number where 10 sentient beings exist where every one currently stands.

	== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==		== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==

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	The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where all deceased people, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].		The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where all deceased people, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].

	Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[Chris and reality\|reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].		Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[Chris and reality\|reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]]. The Merge is a form of {{w\|millenarianism}}, which Wikipedia defines as a "belief held by a religious, social, or political group or movement in a coming fundamental transformation of society, after which 'all things will be changed.'"

	First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.		First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.
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	{{main\|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}		{{main\|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}
	On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.		On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.

			===Why the Merge is logically inconsistent===
			While it is safe to assume that nobody except for Chris genuinely believes in the Dimensional Merge, the claim itself can be easily disproven with its logical inconsistencies. Chris, with his poor grasp on [[Chris and reality\|reality]], cannot understand these problems with his belief.

			====Different fictional universes have incompatible settings====
			Chris believes that places on Earth will shift to their fictional counterpart in a certain work of fiction. [[Cwcville]] will supposedly replace northern [[Virginia]], {{w\|Gotham City}} will replace a portion of New Jersey, and {{w\|Equestria}} will take over the entirely of Maryland.

			However, different fictional universes portray the same setting in radically different ways. For example, {{w\|Fallout 3}} portrays Washington DC as a dry postapocalyptic wasteland, while {{w\|The Drowned Cities}} portrays the city as completely submerged underwater. Both realities cannot simultaneously coexist in one city.

			In addition, works of fiction have very different overtones depending on their genre and desired audience. {{w\|Blade Runner}} is set in a futuristic dystopia, while [[My Little Pony]] is set in a "cutesy" and childlike world. People from real life and more serious works of fiction would quickly begin to exploit characters emerging from utopian fantasies, creating a system of widespread exploitation where characters from children's entertainment form a permanently enslaved underclass in a world where mortality does not exist.

			====The Earth is not large enough to fit everyone====
			Unlike the Christian conception of an infinite heaven, Chris believes that all humans who have ever lived and all fictional characters ever created will coexist on an Earth of the same size. Anthropologists estimate that 117 billion humans have lived on the Earth and the number of fictional characters who have featured in fiction numbers in the countless millions. Chris also believes that generic members of other fictional species (such as Pokémon and ponies) will also inhabit the future merged Earth. The Earth quite simply cannot house a population of sentient beings 10 times the current number where 10 sentient beings exist where every one currently stands.

	== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==		== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==

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2026-10-16T07:41:47Z

Beliefs on the Merge: Fixed typo

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	In [[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021\|a jail letter]], Chris claims that the entirety of the Human population will suddenly download "massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records," suddenly speak "in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages," and engage in rituals involving "circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth."		In [[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021\|a jail letter]], Chris claims that the entirety of the Human population will suddenly download "massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records," suddenly speak "in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages," and engage in rituals involving "circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth."

	===Proposed ~~Dates~~ for the Merge===		===Proposed dates for the Merge===

	On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins>[[November 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.		On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins>[[November 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

SaltyGoldenFox: I added information on the Merge from a jail letter

2026-10-16T07:41:27Z

I added information on the Merge from a jail letter

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	[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg\|thumb\|500px\|right\|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]		[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg\|thumb\|500px\|right\|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]

	The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].		The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where all deceased people, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]], and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].

	Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[Chris and reality\|reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].		Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[Chris and reality\|reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].
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	He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon\|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.		He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon\|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

			In [[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021\|a jail letter]], Chris claims that the entirety of the Human population will suddenly download "massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records," suddenly speak "in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages," and engage in rituals involving "circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth."

			===Proposed Dates for the Merge===

	On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins>[[November 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.		On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins>[[November 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

WarnerBro at 13:58, 25 May 2026

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	The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].		The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].

	Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs ~~brainwaished~~ into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].		Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[Chris and reality\|reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].

	First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.		First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.

WarnerBro at 13:57, 25 May 2026

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	The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].		The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan\| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness\| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] believes that "[[Dimensions#1218\|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197\|Dimension C-197]]" (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions\|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality\|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion\|godhood]].

	Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].		Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[Chris and coping\|coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[List of beliefs brainwaished into Chris\|brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems\|living like a child]].

	First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.		First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.

PsychoNerd054 at 02:46, 31 May 2025

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	[[File:TonsofSavings2.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|right\|[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth\|Survivors will turn into Sonichus and Rosechus, metaphorically.]]]]		[[File:TonsofSavings2.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|right\|[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth\|Survivors will turn into Sonichus and Rosechus, metaphorically.]]]]
	{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}		{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}
	[[File:~~SuitressSketch19~~.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]		[[File:SnooSketch19.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]
	[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg\|thumb\|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]		[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg\|thumb\|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Ayumu Kasuga at 20:47, 22 February 2025

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	==Beliefs on the Merge==		==Beliefs on the Merge==
			[[File:TonsofSavings2.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|right\|[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris's future wealth\|Survivors will turn into Sonichus and Rosechus, metaphorically.]]]]
	{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}		{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}
	[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]		[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]

XelaBlueThunder at 16:06, 14 March 2024

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	* The Collective Shift, where all of the "good and neutrals" in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.		* The Collective Shift, where all of the "good and neutrals" in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.
	* The [[Second Coming]], where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. <ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]\|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]</ref> While that one did eventually happen, it was merely Chris's return to the internet.		* The [[Second Coming]], where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. <ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]\|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]</ref> While that one did eventually happen, it was merely Chris's return to the internet.

			After the Second Coming, Chris has began to blame [[Russia]] for the delays, especially the Russo-Ukrainian war, which just so happened to begin on Chris's 40th birthday. The trigger for the war was, of course, Putin [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5\|personally pitching]] [[My Little Pony]] [[My Litle Pony: Make Your Mark\|G5]], specifically invented to be russian propaganda. Chris has later stated that if Hasbro was to cancel the series, make 5 more seasons of Generation 4 and remake G5 from the ground up, the World War III would end and the merge would continue.

	==See also==		==See also==

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	{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}		{{quote\|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448\|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.\|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}
	[[File:~~SuitressSketch19~~.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]		[[File:SnooSketch19.jpg\|thumb\|left\|170px\|''Help me Mama!'']]
	[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg\|thumb\|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]		[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg\|thumb\|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]