Don't Mess With Me - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 21:52, 28 May 2026

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	'''Don't Mess With Me.MP4''' is another video [[Chris]] ~~made~~ for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls\|previous video]] that day, he playacts what [[Chris and Reality\|he thinks]] would happen if he actually met a [[troll]].		'''Don't Mess With Me''' (officially '''Don't Mess With Me.MP4''') is another video [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] published to [[YouTube]] for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls\|previous video]] that day, he playacts what [[Chris and Reality\|he thinks]] would happen if he actually met a [[troll]].

	Chris goes beyond [[Sign Destruction Video\|tearing up a paper sign]] or [[Chris Loses It\|beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box]] to indicate his [[Chris and anger\|anger]] towards a [[Trolls\|person]] and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a [[pocket knife]] and [[Gun Comic\|simulates]] [[Sonichu_10#Trial_of_the_Asperpedia_Four\|the murder]] of an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], who probably had nothing to do with the loss of [[The Wallflower]] anyway. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about [[PandaHalo]] being real and getting [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape\|raped]] by Clyde. When Chris pulls out his knife, it takes him about a total of 9 seconds to get it out. It doesn't take a knife expert to equip it in less than 3 seconds, showing that even if he tried to use the knife in a fight, he would have been beaten to the ground before getting a chance to take it out, let alone use it. Additionally, his lack of knife safety knowledge is unsurprising yet disturbing, as while in the heat of the moment as he pretends to slit Clyde's throat, he unwittingly swipes the blade of the knife within inches of his own throat, making it a miracle that this video wasn't his last. Of note is the point in which [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris uses]] "[[Chris and race\|bigoted]]" as an insult when impersonating Clyde, implying [[Naïve\|he doesn't understand]] [[Chris and English\|its descriptive nature]].		Chris goes beyond [[Sign Destruction Video\|tearing up a paper sign]] or [[Chris Loses It\|beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box]] to indicate his [[Chris and anger\|anger]] towards a [[Trolls\|person]] and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a [[pocket knife]] and [[Gun Comic\|simulates]] [[Sonichu_10#Trial_of_the_Asperpedia_Four\|the murder]] of an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], who probably had nothing to do with the loss of [[The Wallflower]] anyway. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about [[PandaHalo]] being real and getting [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape\|raped]] by Clyde. When Chris pulls out his knife, it takes him about a total of 9 seconds to get it out. It doesn't take a knife expert to equip it in less than 3 seconds, showing that even if he tried to use the knife in a fight, he would have been beaten to the ground before getting a chance to take it out, let alone use it. Additionally, his lack of knife safety knowledge is unsurprising yet disturbing, as while in the heat of the moment as he pretends to slit Clyde's throat, he unwittingly swipes the blade of the knife within inches of his own throat, making it a miracle that this video wasn't his last. Of note is the point in which [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Chris uses]] "[[Chris and race\|bigoted]]" as an insult when impersonating Clyde, implying [[Naïve\|he doesn't understand]] [[Chris and English\|its descriptive nature]].
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	[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]
	[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2010-03-10]]
			[[Category:Videos published to ChristianWChandler]]

Makuchi at 04:43, 2 August 2025

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	[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010\| 2010-03-10]]
	[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]
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Cereally at 08:31, 24 September 2023

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	[''right''] OH! And how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?		[''right''] OH! And how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?

	~~[''center''] '''''~~YOU SON OF A BITCH!~~'''''~~		{{RageQuote\|YOU SON OF A BITCH!}}

	[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.'']		[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.'']

Cereally at 01:04, 2 August 2023

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[A message to the Trolls]]\|nextlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[A message to the Trolls]]\|nextlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]}}
	{{Troll Videos}}		{{Troll Videos}}
	{{~~PandaSaga~~}}		{{ClydeCashSaga}}
	[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]		[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* Transcript */

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	[''puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.'']		[''puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.'']

	This...this is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.		This... this is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.

	[''makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat, coming dangerously close to accidentally cutting himself''] SHHHHHHH!		[''makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat, coming dangerously close to accidentally cutting himself''] SHHHHHHH!

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	[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.'']		[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.'']

	[''Abrupt cut, Chris seems to press record and step back into frame, then he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.'']		[''Abrupt cut, Chris seems to press record and step back into frame, then he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.'']

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	[''center''] '''''YOU SON OF A BITCH!'''''		[''center''] '''''YOU SON OF A BITCH!'''''

	[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. ~~There~~'~~s a jump~~ cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.'']		[''Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him.'']
			[''Abrupt cut, Chris seems to press record and step back into frame, then he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.'']

	[''reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"''] Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!		[''reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"''] Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!

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	[''center, growls'']		[''center, growls'']

	[''right''] ~~Oh, and~~ how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?		[''right''] OH! And how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?

	[''center''] '''''YOU SON OF A BITCH!'''''		[''center''] '''''YOU SON OF A BITCH!'''''

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	[''center''] Oh. [''crosses arms''] What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?		[''center''] Oh. [''crosses arms''] What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?

	[''right''] ''OH'', I just came by to tell you how much of a [[Chris and anger\|son of a bitch]], [[monthly tugboat\|lazy-ass]], [[Chris and race\|bigoted]], [[Chris and English\|fort treacherous]] rat you are.		[''right''] ''OH'', I just came by to tell you how much of a [[Chris and anger\|son of a bitch]], [[monthly tugboat\|lazy-ass]], [[Chris and race\|bigoted]], [''looks at camera''] [[Chris and English\|fort treacherous]] rat you are.

	[''center, growls'']		[''center, growls'']

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	This...this is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.		This...this is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard.

	[''makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat, coming dangerously close to accidentally cutting ~~his own arm then neck for real~~''] SHHHHHHH!		[''makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat, coming dangerously close to accidentally cutting himself''] SHHHHHHH!

	[''holds throat and struggles''] Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! [''collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips. He picks up his knife and holds it up.'']		[''holds throat and struggles''] Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! [''collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips. He picks up his knife and holds it up.'']

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	[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010\| 2010-03-10]]
	[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]		[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos\| 2010-03-10]]
			[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2010-03-10]]