Duck - Revision history

Toastloaf0 at 14:10, 12 April 2025

2025-04-12T14:10:32Z

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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in ~~the~~ ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in some ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]

WarnerBro: /* Chris and his duck */

2024-10-13T03:12:57Z

Chris and his duck

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	He has a history of urinary tract infections (UTIs), getting at least three over a span of eight years<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#UTI]]</ref><ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Life problems]]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203352143270481925</ref>. UTIs are rarely seen in men, owing to the length of the urethra making it harder for bacteria to reach the bladder. In Chris's case, his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], hygiene issues, and the penis-tucking device he used for his [[transgender]]ism increases his chances of getting UTIs.		He has a history of urinary tract infections (UTIs), getting at least three over a span of eight years<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#UTI]]</ref><ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Life problems]]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203352143270481925</ref>. UTIs are rarely seen in men, owing to the length of the urethra making it harder for bacteria to reach the bladder. In Chris's case, his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], hygiene issues, and the penis-tucking device he used for his [[transgender]]ism increases his chances of getting UTIs.

	Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[List_of_Chris's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16\|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes\|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[~~Obesity~~\|readily lies]] about the dimensions of his body. In a Let's Read of the 'Giant Penis' comic, one reader speculates that the duck is about 3 inches long (7.5 cm). This is possible, considering Chris did indeed trace his duck onto the paper at the request of Ivy, and more than likely he used standard computer paper - 8.5 inches by 11 inches - and the duck looks to be about 1/3 of the paper width.		Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[List_of_Chris's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16\|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes\|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[List of Chris's lies\|readily lies]] about [[Obesity\|the dimensions of his body]]. In a Let's Read of the 'Giant Penis' comic, one reader speculates that the duck is about 3 inches long (7.5 cm). This is possible, considering Chris did indeed trace his duck onto the paper at the request of Ivy, and more than likely he used standard computer paper - 8.5 inches by 11 inches - and the duck looks to be about 1/3 of the paper width.
	[[File:Duck_edited.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A [[Liquid Chris\|TRUE and HONEST]] duck]]		[[File:Duck_edited.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A [[Liquid Chris\|TRUE and HONEST]] duck]]
	Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png\|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you." In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe\|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png\|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you." In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe\|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

WarnerBro: /* Chris and his duck */

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Chris and his duck

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	He has a history of urinary tract infections (UTIs), getting at least three over a span of eight years<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#UTI]]</ref><ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Life problems]]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203352143270481925</ref>. UTIs are rarely seen in men, owing to the length of the urethra making it harder for bacteria to reach the bladder. In Chris's case, his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], hygiene issues, and the penis-tucking device he used for his [[transgender]]ism increases his chances of getting UTIs.		He has a history of urinary tract infections (UTIs), getting at least three over a span of eight years<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#UTI]]</ref><ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Life problems]]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203352143270481925</ref>. UTIs are rarely seen in men, owing to the length of the urethra making it harder for bacteria to reach the bladder. In Chris's case, his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], hygiene issues, and the penis-tucking device he used for his [[transgender]]ism increases his chances of getting UTIs.

	Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[~~List_of_Christian~~'s_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16\|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes\|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[Obesity\|readily lies]] about the dimensions of his body. In a Let's Read of the 'Giant Penis' comic, one reader speculates that the duck is about 3 inches long (7.5 cm). This is possible, considering Chris did indeed trace his duck onto the paper at the request of Ivy, and more than likely he used standard computer paper - 8.5 inches by 11 inches - and the duck looks to be about 1/3 of the paper width.		Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[List_of_Chris's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16\|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes\|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[Obesity\|readily lies]] about the dimensions of his body. In a Let's Read of the 'Giant Penis' comic, one reader speculates that the duck is about 3 inches long (7.5 cm). This is possible, considering Chris did indeed trace his duck onto the paper at the request of Ivy, and more than likely he used standard computer paper - 8.5 inches by 11 inches - and the duck looks to be about 1/3 of the paper width.
	[[File:Duck_edited.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A [[Liquid Chris\|TRUE and HONEST]] duck]]		[[File:Duck_edited.jpg\|thumb\|left\|A [[Liquid Chris\|TRUE and HONEST]] duck]]
	Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png\|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you." In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe\|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png\|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you." In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe\|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

Amanitie: Added note about prone mass debating

2024-06-22T20:19:13Z

Added note about prone mass debating

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	{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}		{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

	{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I actually do Not [[Mass debating\|fap]]; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}

	'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when ~~Chris~~ [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]
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	During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.		During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.

	Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would ~~part~~ him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the ~~slammmer~~.		Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would rid him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammer.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

Larry the Larryhog: Reverted edits by Sorades (talk) to last revision by Hurtful Truth Level

2024-06-11T17:41:34Z

Reverted edits by Sorades (talk) to last revision by Hurtful Truth Level

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	During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.		During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.

	Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would ~~complete~~ his ~~"transition" into a female, or at least that's what Chris believes~~. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammer. Even if he was somehow able to finance the procedure, it's unlikely Chris will go through with it before finding a [[Sweetheart]] to birth his imaginary daughter [[Crystal]], as the procedure would essentially turn him into a eunuch by removing his horribly bent penis and testicles.		Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would part him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammmer.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

Sorades: /* Chris and his duck */

2024-06-11T10:53:18Z

Chris and his duck

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	During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.		During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.

	Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would ~~part him of~~ his ~~duck for good~~. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the ~~slammmer~~.		Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would complete his "transition" into a female, or at least that's what Chris believes. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammer. Even if he was somehow able to finance the procedure, it's unlikely Chris will go through with it before finding a [[Sweetheart]] to birth his imaginary daughter [[Crystal]], as the procedure would essentially turn him into a eunuch by removing his horribly bent penis and testicles.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

Hurtful Truth Level: /* References by Chris */

2024-05-24T00:46:48Z

References by Chris

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	* One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"		* One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
	* In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11\|SingStar Challenge]] song, "[[SingStar Challenge Round 5\|Smell Yo Dick]]" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to [[Chris and hypocrisy\|circumvent his own rules]] about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''		* In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11\|SingStar Challenge]] song, "[[SingStar Challenge Round 5\|Smell Yo Dick]]" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to [[Chris and hypocrisy\|circumvent his own rules]] about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''
	* Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!"). He also uses the word "dick" while talking to [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].		* Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!"). He also uses the word "dick" while talking to [[Isabella Loretta Janke]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>
	* In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)\|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.		* In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)\|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.

Cottonmather: /* Chris and his duck */

2023-09-08T16:44:09Z

Chris and his duck

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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying ~~45°~~ angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]

Cereally at 05:10, 31 July 2023

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	{{quote\|~~ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19~~ AM~~): sorry, it is limp.~~\|Chris, ~~on his duck.<ref>~~[[~~Vanessa IRC Chat 3~~]]~~</ref>~~}}		{{quote\|I'VE. GOT. A. GOD. DAMN. MOTHER. FUCKIN'. 6 INCH. COCK. WITH. 4 INCH. DI-AM-A-TER ''BALLS''!\|Chris, [[Chris humps his PS3\|while humping his PS3]]}}

	{{quote\|~~MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china\|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!~~!!\|Chris, [[I ~~Am The TRUE~~, ~~Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs~~, ~~Ands or Buts~~]]}}		{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

			{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}

	'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
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	==Chris and his duck==		==Chris and his duck==

	{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]
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	As of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit\|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his [[transgender]]ism. It is common for transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathed ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender. In 2016, Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to try to magically convert his duck into [[china]]. In July of that year, he grew tired of waiting and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to try freeing the vagina, which naturally failed. Also during that year, Chris began taking MTF hormones, eliminating what was left of his sex drive.		As of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit\|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his [[transgender]]ism. It is common for transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathed ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender. In 2016, Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to try to magically convert his duck into [[china]]. In July of that year, he grew tired of waiting and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to try freeing the vagina, which naturally failed. Also during that year, Chris began taking MTF hormones, eliminating what was left of his sex drive.

	~~{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}~~

	[[Image:1256079873949.jpg\|thumb\|Anatomical analysis of the [[Giant Penis Comic\|traced penis]].]]		[[Image:1256079873949.jpg\|thumb\|Anatomical analysis of the [[Giant Penis Comic\|traced penis]].]]

Dogmeat General: replaced "while in the slammer, or when or if he ever gets out" with "since his stay in the slammer". He's out now.

2023-07-06T20:22:05Z

replaced "while in the slammer, or when or if he ever gets out" with "since his stay in the slammer". He's out now.

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	During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.		During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.

	Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would part him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'd get support to get the operation ~~while~~ in the ~~slammer, or when or if he ever gets out~~.		Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would part him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammmer.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in ~~the~~ ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in some ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]

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	{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}		{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

	{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I actually do Not [[Mass debating\|fap]]; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}

	'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when ~~Chris~~ [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3\|engaging in prone masturbation]] in his teen years, and from when he [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]
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	During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.		During the infamous [[incest call]] and the [[Incest fallout chat leaks]], Chris revealed, [[Honest Content\|in excruciating detail]], that he had been having sex with his own mother through a variety of means, including penile penetration. Chris claimed that his duck still worked just fine, despite using estrogen supplements for years before having sex with Barb, and that he wore condoms during these encounters, despite the fact that she is well past the age of getting pregnant and that neither of them have STIs.

	Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would ~~part~~ him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the ~~slammmer~~.		Prior to going to jail, Chris had contemplated [[Transgender#Interest in sexual reassignment surgery\|gender reassignment surgery]], a medical procedure which would rid him of his duck for good. However, due to [[Financhu Crisis\|the financial issues facing the Chandler household]], it seems unlikely that Chris would be able to afford one, and it's not likely that he'll get support to get the operation since his stay in the slammer.

	==References by Chris==		==References by Chris==

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	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]

	Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying ~~45°~~ angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.		Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes\|horrifying 35° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease\|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee\|chordee]]. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle\|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate ''Jackass''.

	[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]		[[File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG\|Modified dildo harness Chris began using in 2014 to tuck the duck.\|thumb\|200px]]

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	{{quote\|~~ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19~~ AM~~): sorry, it is limp.~~\|Chris, ~~on his duck.<ref>~~[[~~Vanessa IRC Chat 3~~]]~~</ref>~~}}		{{quote\|I'VE. GOT. A. GOD. DAMN. MOTHER. FUCKIN'. 6 INCH. COCK. WITH. 4 INCH. DI-AM-A-TER ''BALLS''!\|Chris, [[Chris humps his PS3\|while humping his PS3]]}}

	{{quote\|~~MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china\|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!~~!!\|Chris, [[I ~~Am The TRUE~~, ~~Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs~~, ~~Ands or Buts~~]]}}		{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

			{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}

	'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>		'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego\|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS\|males]], and [[Silvana\|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickle]]s.) This neologism was originally thought to be a [[Chris and English\|misspelling]] of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>
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	==Chris and his duck==		==Chris and his duck==

	{{quote\|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!\|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

	[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]		[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|180px\|Indeed a monster.]]
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	As of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit\|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his [[transgender]]ism. It is common for transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathed ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender. In 2016, Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to try to magically convert his duck into [[china]]. In July of that year, he grew tired of waiting and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to try freeing the vagina, which naturally failed. Also during that year, Chris began taking MTF hormones, eliminating what was left of his sex drive.		As of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit\|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his [[transgender]]ism. It is common for transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathed ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender. In 2016, Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to try to magically convert his duck into [[china]]. In July of that year, he grew tired of waiting and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to try freeing the vagina, which naturally failed. Also during that year, Chris began taking MTF hormones, eliminating what was left of his sex drive.

	~~{{quote\|I actually do Not fap; Not for Years, believe me. And certainly Never Nowadays Ever.\|Chris, January 2018<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>}}~~

	[[Image:1256079873949.jpg\|thumb\|Anatomical analysis of the [[Giant Penis Comic\|traced penis]].]]		[[Image:1256079873949.jpg\|thumb\|Anatomical analysis of the [[Giant Penis Comic\|traced penis]].]]