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2020-07-29T17:41:51Z

redundant, directed to emails template

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	Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. ~~[[lie\|~~She says she will]].		Chris asks someone named Susan Hannifan to vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. She says she will.

	In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.		In another e-mail, Chris calls in a favor from Cole, requesting that he vote for his [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] entry. Cole asks him to first convince Barb to tell him the identity of his biological father. This chore is begrudgingly carried through, with minimal effort of course. Cole is never given the true identity of his biological father, and Chris never receives his vote.

Darkbind at 00:05, 5 November 2016

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	The following email was written by Chris on 9 [[July 2014]]<ref>http://~~cwckiforums~~.~~com~~/threads/2014-july-10-chris-cries-over-aspergers.4221/page-2#post-279873</ref> and leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] the day afterwards.<ref>http://~~cwckiforums~~.~~com~~/threads/2014-july-10-chris-cries-over-aspergers.4221/</ref>		The following email was written by Chris on 9 [[July 2014]]<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-july-10-chris-cries-over-aspergers.4221/page-2#post-279873</ref> and leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] the day afterwards.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-july-10-chris-cries-over-aspergers.4221/</ref>

	<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">I've just finished watching a movie on Netflix, "[[:Wikipedia:Mary and Max\|Mary and Max]]". It's about a		<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">I've just finished watching a movie on Netflix, "[[:Wikipedia:Mary and Max\|Mary and Max]]". It's about a

Canine: /* 2008 */ removed name

2016-03-30T23:27:05Z

2008: removed name

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	Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters = FBI agents. He asks his Reverend to help him verify the identity of the women he meets online. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen ~~Nicole Wallace~~, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.		Chris thinks Fox News will actually care enough about him that they'll attempt to take down the ED page. He also believes that Reporters = FBI agents. He asks his Reverend to help him verify the identity of the women he meets online. He sends another email to [[Robert Simmons V]]. He talks about how ED is losing its power (apparently) and about how Meg from [[Family Guy]] is, in his eyes, pretty. Meg is meant to be an ugly character, but Chris can't catch on to this. He sends yet another Email. this time to Kathleen, who he believes, using his amazing Autism logic, had sex with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], and since she's seventeen, this means that Jason is a [[pedofork]]. It should be noted that in certain states of [[America]], the age of consent is 16, and that the only reason he thinks they had sex was because they were in a relationship.

	'''September'''		'''September'''

NegaCWC: /* Blanca Emails */

2014-07-25T11:21:32Z

Blanca Emails

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	{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}		{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}

			==References==
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	{{Emails}}		{{Emails}}
	[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]		[[Category:E-mails]] [[Category:Historical Documents]]

NegaCWC: /* 2013 */ Emails leaked on the CWCki forums

2014-07-25T11:20:41Z

2013: Emails leaked on the CWCki forums

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 Stay Safe,
 Christian W. Chandler
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Canine: New email /* Chris */

2013-05-04T23:00:52Z

New email Chris

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	Chris claims to his Reverend that he has repented after being trolled by Blanca; in response, she sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.		Chris claims to his Reverend that he has repented after being trolled by Blanca; in response, she sets him up with [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Somebody has stolen Chris's [[YouTube]] account, and a troll seems to forget how YouTube messaging works and ends up revealing to Chris this fact.

			=== 2013 ===

			'''May'''

			Someone under the name [[Anna\|mormonjesus]] dropped the following email in a rizon IRC channel. Its authenticity is not established, but it seems reminiscent of Chris' writing.
			<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
			Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words "Magick" and "Pagan" in this religion(?).

			I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that "God" is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.

			But I prattle or digress.

			So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)

			Sent from my iPhone
			Stay Safe,
			Christian W. Chandler
			</div>

	==Megan==		==Megan==

Grandma Nazi at 04:12, 13 August 2012

2012-08-13T04:12:14Z

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	An email is sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], which does a magnificent job of showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Chris tells Mary that in exchange for killing any meeting between the two and the continued ~~distribution~~ of [[Sonichu News Dash]], he will stop [[Attraction Sign\|note-hanging]] and find more [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] for both Mary and another administrator, Susan Hannifan. Mary ignores his requests, stressing the importance of a meeting. The meeting occurred on 9 February.		An email is sent to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], which does a magnificent job of showcasing Chris's humongous [[ego]]. Chris tells Mary that in exchange for killing any meeting between the two and the continued distribuftion of [[Sonichu News Dash]], he will stop [[Attraction Sign\|note-hanging]] and find more [[Scale of Respect\|respect]] for both Mary and another administrator, Susan Hannifan. Mary ignores his requests, stressing the importance of a meeting. The meeting occurred on 9 February.

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	Image:BlancaFake01.jpg\|"Blanca"		Image:BlancaFake01.jpg\|"Blanca"
	Image:BlancaFake02.jpg\|"~~Bonzai~~!"		Image:BlancaFake02.jpg\|"Bonsai!"
	Image:Jiggy.jpg\|"Jiggliami"		Image:Jiggy.jpg\|"Jiggliami"

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	{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}		{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}

	After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety ~~(LOL IRONY)~~ Chris pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[~~[love quest~~\|agenda's]] success.		After a bit of flirting and advice about [[Dox\|internet safety]] Chris pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[Love Quest\|agenda's]] success.

	{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}		{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}
	To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small ~~Bonzai~~ tree.		To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small Bonsai tree.

	Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[~~true~~ and ~~honest~~\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]		Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[True and Honest\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]

	As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.		As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.
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	{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}		{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}

	~~'''September 2008'''~~
	~~{{main\|Blanca Emails, September 2008}}~~

Jaekssss: /* Blanca Emails */

2012-08-13T01:22:36Z

Blanca Emails

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	{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}		{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}

			'''September 2008'''
			{{main\|Blanca Emails, September 2008}}

Jaekssss: /* Blanca Emails */

2012-08-13T01:20:37Z

Blanca Emails

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	{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}		{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}

	After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety (LOL IRONY) ~~chris~~ pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[[love quest\|agenda's]] success.		After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety (LOL IRONY) Chris pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[[love quest\|agenda's]] success.

	{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}		{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}
	To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small ~~bonzai~~ tree.		To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small Bonzai tree.

	Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[true and honest\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]		Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[true and honest\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]

	As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.		As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.
	It takes only sentences, and ~~chris~~ is FULL-ON raging about [[4-cent garbage\|the ED trolls]], offering Blanca something not many (lol oops) will see out of ~~sonichu~~: DELETED SCENES.		It takes only sentences, and Chris is FULL-ON raging about [[4-cent garbage\|the ED trolls]], offering Blanca something not many (lol oops) will see out of Sonichu: DELETED SCENES.

	{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}		{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}

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	{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}		{{Quote\|It has been brought to my attention that some of my haters are putting the pain in your YouTube Profile Comments. I felt it was my duty to warn you myself; I hope you do not let those nasty comments get to you. They're just blowing off steam from their jealousy or whatever. }}

	After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety (LOL IRONY) ~~chris~~ pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[[love quest\|agenda's]] success.		After a bit of flirting and advice about internet safety (LOL IRONY) Chris pops the question below as a measure to ensure his[[love quest\|agenda's]] success.

	{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}		{{Quote\|I understand how you feel. Are you and I still growing friends?}}
	To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small ~~bonzai~~ tree.		To which she responds with an attached picture of "herself" holding a small Bonzai tree.

	Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[true and honest\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]		Chris then decides that outright lies and understatements are all fair in the world of email love, and offers his mother and father's home phone as a medium of contact, considering she seemed [[true and honest\|to be buying into his autistic "game".]]

	As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.		As usual, Chris decides the best way to get revenge on the aforementioned trolls would be to draw the events of the previous few months in a comic.
	It takes only sentences, and ~~chris~~ is FULL-ON raging about [[4-cent garbage\|the ED trolls]], offering Blanca something not many (lol oops) will see out of ~~sonichu~~: DELETED SCENES.		It takes only sentences, and Chris is FULL-ON raging about [[4-cent garbage\|the ED trolls]], offering Blanca something not many (lol oops) will see out of Sonichu: DELETED SCENES.

	{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}		{{Quote\|And, DELETED SCENE, Jason tells Rosechu, "That's right go. Go, and play with your Pickle." Then he chucks a Real Vegetable Pickle, and it hits Rosie on the head, as she carries Sonichu. She pauses, Sonichu stands still next to her on his own, she picks up the pickle on the floor, quivers a moment, then becomes enrage with fires of fury. She turns around, takes a few steps towards Jason, pauses, bends down to unzip her boots, looks back to Sonichu and tells him to get ready (for her quick striptease). She jumps high out of her boots, goes into an aerial spin jump, undoes her skirt, tosses that to Sonichu, he catches it. Then her shirt. Then she lands five feet in front of her boots, in nothing but her C-Cup Bra and panties. She shouts to Jason, "I've got three shocking bits for you, Jerk!" She undoes her bra from the front, reveals her left breast, then her right and tosses the bra back to Sonichu. She jumps, ninja warrior stance in mid-air, drops her panties to the floor under her... pounces onto Jason's face, her vagina opening landing on his nose, her legs wrapped tight around his head. She squeezes his head with her legs, rubbing her pussy in his face with fury. After half-a-minute, jumps off him, lands between her panties and her boots on floor, her naked butt and back, facing Jason, who is alive, but fainted, his hood is down, revealing his face, with dizzy spiral in his eye. She turns her head and looks at him, like a bull after taking down its opponent. Then she collects her panties and boots; walks victoriously with Sonichu holding the rest of her clothes back to the elevator. She would clothe herself on the way down with her Sweet Bolt in awe of her, and turned on. }}