Emily Date Conversation Transcript - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR: Moving to more recognizable/searchable page

2022-06-20T00:13:11Z

Moving to more recognizable/searchable page

Mr Poneglyph: a link of a mirror on the internet archive has been added

2022-03-19T18:43:20Z

a link of a mirror on the internet archive has been added

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	==External links==		==External links==
	* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cp60dr0bpnwt6g6/Operation+Picklesuit+VIRGINia.wav Full audio]		* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cp60dr0bpnwt6g6/Operation+Picklesuit+VIRGINia.wav Full audio]
			* [https://archive.org/details/operation-picklesuit-virginia The Full Audio on the Internet Archive]

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PsychoNerd054: /* External links */

2022-01-05T01:49:08Z

External links

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	* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cp60dr0bpnwt6g6/Operation+Picklesuit+VIRGINia.wav Full audio]		* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cp60dr0bpnwt6g6/Operation+Picklesuit+VIRGINia.wav Full audio]

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	[[Category:Historical Documents]]		[[Category:Historical Documents]]
	[[Category:Trolling]]		[[Category:Trolling]]
	[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]		[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

FokkerTISM: /* Cast */ better for this article than the emily one

2020-10-16T03:11:27Z

Cast: better for this article than the emily one

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	<font color="#545454">'''Bob'''</font> – [[Robert Chandler]], the proud [[Internet]] lumberjack. Possible love interest to Emily, though he is apparently nothing more than a slave to Chris.		<font color="#545454">'''Bob'''</font> – [[Robert Chandler]], the proud [[Internet]] lumberjack. Possible love interest to Emily, though he is apparently nothing more than a slave to Chris.

			==Video==

			This short clip contains the only footage known to exist.
			<center>{{#ev:youtube\|kaLvsLHTsOw}}</center>

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

Methalowiec at 19:13, 4 October 2020

2020-10-04T19:13:24Z

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	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don't think we have that.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> I don't think we have that.

	<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And, they uh-they have uh English translations of everything on it, but they have programs that originate all over the world. [unintelligible] So you see how [[~~Molvania~~\|the rest of the world]] looks at [[United States of America\|the U.S.]]		<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> And, they uh-they have uh English translations of everything on it, but they have programs that originate all over the world. [unintelligible] So you see how [[Molvanîa\|the rest of the world]] looks at [[United States of America\|the U.S.]]

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah.

	<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So you see what they're saying about us and what's going on over there. Half the time I find out things that are happening in the United States, that somebody in Germany or [[~~Molvania~~\|Russia]] or [[China]] or in [[Anime\|Japan]]-		<font color="#545454">'''Bob:'''</font> So you see what they're saying about us and what's going on over there. Half the time I find out things that are happening in the United States, that somebody in Germany or [[Molvanîa\|Russia]] or [[China]] or in [[Anime\|Japan]]-

	<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [laughs] That's always nice.		<font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> [laughs] That's always nice.

Zillachu: /* Summary */

2020-09-09T00:22:43Z

Summary

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	* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.		* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
	* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.		* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.
	* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt ~~several times~~, and fails ~~several times~~.		* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt on multiple occasions, and fails every single time.
	* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].		* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].
	* Bob reveals his patchy medical history.		* Bob reveals his patchy medical history.

Zillachu: /* Summary */

2020-05-26T13:59:41Z

Summary

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], run a mic check.		* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], wire Emily with a microphone and run a mic check.
	* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.		* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
	* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.		* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.

Zillachu: /* Summary */

2020-05-26T13:58:40Z

Summary

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	* Emily attempts to escape.		* Emily attempts to escape.
	* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the former.		* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the former.
	* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea, ~~and eventually~~ gives up~~, seemingly too timid~~ to ~~mount~~ any ~~kind~~ of defense.		* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea while Emily agrees with the idea, much to Chris's protests.
			* Chris gives up trying to make any sort of defense against the Pickle Man's logic.
	* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.		* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.
	* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.		* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.

Zillachu: /* Summary */

2020-05-26T13:57:19Z

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	* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.		* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.
	* Emily attempts to escape.		* Emily attempts to escape.
	* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was		* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the former.
	being haunted by the former.
	* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea, and eventually gives up, seemingly too timid to mount any kind of defense.		* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea, and eventually gives up, seemingly too timid to mount any kind of defense.
	* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.		* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.
	*Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.		* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.

	==Cast==		==Cast==

Zillachu: /* Summary */

2020-05-26T13:57:03Z

Summary

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	*The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], run a mic check.		* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax\|Barb]], run a mic check.
	*Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.		* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
	*Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.		* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.
	*Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt several times, and fails several times.		* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt several times, and fails several times.
	*Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].		* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].
	*Bob reveals his patchy medical history.		* Bob reveals his patchy medical history.
	*Bob points out that Chris doesn't pay that much attention to him, Chris struggles to find an explanation for why.		* Bob points out that Chris doesn't pay that much attention to him, Chris struggles to find an explanation for why.
	*Finally, Chris gets a whole minute in which to talk. The [[Amnyfest Ring]] makes an appearance.		* Finally, Chris gets a whole minute in which to talk. The [[Amnyfest Ring]] makes an appearance.
	*Chris asks why [[University of Virginia\|UVA]] doesn't have a [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter.		* Chris asks why [[University of Virginia\|UVA]] doesn't have a [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter.
	*Chris brings up his [[Heterochromia\|pink-eye]].		* Chris brings up his [[Heterochromia\|pink-eye]].
	*Bob goes back to his health problems.		* Bob goes back to his health problems.
	*Bob and Chris mention their [[Cherokee]] heritage.		* Bob and Chris mention their [[Cherokee]] heritage.
	*Chris flirts.		* Chris flirts.
	*Chris fails at flirting.		* Chris fails at flirting.
	*Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression.		* Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression.
	*Chris talks about [[Sailor Moon]].		* Chris talks about [[Sailor Moon]].
	*Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.		* Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.
	*Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes\|Sonic competition]].		* Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes\|Sonic competition]].
	*Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.		* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.
	*Emily attempts to escape.		* Emily attempts to escape.
	*The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle]] ~~Man~~ arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the former.		* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit\|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash\|CLYDE CASH]]." A random passerby stops to complement Pickle Man's costume while Chris tries to explain that he was
			being haunted by the former.
	* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea, and eventually gives up, seemingly too timid to mount any kind of defense.		* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension at the idea, and eventually gives up, seemingly too timid to mount any kind of defense.
	*Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.		* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.
	*Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.		*Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.