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WarnerBro at 10:46, 18 September 2026

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	Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his failed attempts to take down the ED page:		Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his failed attempts to take down the ED page:

	{{quotebox\|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. [[sigh]] Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity\|my person]], [[Chris and sex\|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies\|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash\|my compassion]], [[heart level\|my heart]], [[Chris and religion\|my soul]], [[autism\|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level\|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls\|cruelty]], such [[pickle\|mockery]], such [[homos\|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism\|being]].		{{quotebox\|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. [[sigh]] Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity\|my person]], [[Chris and sex\|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies\|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash\|my compassion]], [[heart level\|my heart]], [[Chris and religion\|my soul]], [[autism\|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level\|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of Megan and Anna, and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls\|cruelty]], such [[pickle\|mockery]], such [[homos\|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism\|being]].

	For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.		For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.
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	Christian Weston Chandler.}}		Christian Weston Chandler.}}

	Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.		Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[trolls\|troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

	Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message\|blamed ED for all of this]].		Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder\|Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message\|blamed ED for all of this]].

	By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.		By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.
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	{{quotebox\|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level\|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.		{{quotebox\|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level\|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

	Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs\|Do you dare?]]		Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[trolls\|troll]] me any further. [[fangs\|Do you dare?]]

	Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler		Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

WarnerBro at 02:19, 28 August 2026

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	==Chris discovers ED==		==Chris discovers ED==
	Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref name="anna">[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, which he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.<ref name="anna" />		Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref name="anna">[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, which he would later call "Dark [[Parody\|Parodic]] Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.<ref name="anna" />

	Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed because it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit]] the page.		Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed because it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit]] the page.

WarnerBro: /* Later developments */

2026-08-09T02:45:19Z

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	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

	Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother\|incest scandal]] from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>		Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[Redemption Arc\|redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother\|incest scandal]] from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

	==Sources==		==Sources==

WarnerBro: /* Later developments */

2026-04-17T22:13:22Z

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	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

	Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother]] ~~scandal~~ from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>		Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother\|incest scandal]] from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

	==Sources==		==Sources==

WarnerBro: /* See also */

2026-03-18T03:43:06Z

WarnerBro: /* Later developments */

2026-03-12T15:47:44Z

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	In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki\|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.		In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki\|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.

	As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>		As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[Chris and reality\|reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

WarnerBro: /* Later developments */

2026-02-27T03:51:23Z

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	As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>		As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by ~~touching the poop~~, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by attempting to confront them, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

	Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother]] scandal from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>		Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother]] scandal from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Later developments */

2026-02-20T02:53:12Z

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	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

			Chris failed to learn his lesson over the failure of his information overload strategy. In [[February 2026]], he again revealed more embarrassing personal details of his life, in a futile attempt to prop up his [[redemption arc]] narrative, meant to distract the public from his [[Affair with Mother]] scandal from 2021.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

	==Sources==		==Sources==

Dodo Conservative: /* ED discovers Chris */

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	==ED discovers Chris==		==ED discovers Chris==
	In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at ~~{{w\|~~Something Awful}}, a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran\|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon, later identified as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years, it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>		In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran\|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon, later identified as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years, it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

	==Chris discovers ED==		==Chris discovers ED==

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	ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]], following [[4-cent_garbage.com\|4chan]] and {{w\|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls\|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of "fan art" depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle\|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.		ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]], following [[4-cent_garbage.com\|4chan]] and {{w\|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls\|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of "fan art" depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle\|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.

	In ~~complete violation of common sense~~, Chris added [[Honest Content\|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder\|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the "information overload" overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.		In attempted retaliation for the page, Chris added [[Honest Content\|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder\|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the "information overload" overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.

	==ED discovers Chris==		==ED discovers Chris==
	In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at {{w\|Something Awful}}, a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the ~~good~~ people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran\|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon, later identified as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years, it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>		In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at {{w\|Something Awful}}, a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!\|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran\|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon, later identified as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years, it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

	==Chris discovers ED==		==Chris discovers ED==
	Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref name="anna">[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, which he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.<ref name="anna" />		Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref name="anna">[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, which he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms\|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.<ref name="anna" />

	Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed ~~on the grounds that~~ it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit]] the page.		Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed because it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica\|edit]] the page.

	After a considerable amount of ~~bitching~~, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:		After a considerable amount of complaining, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

	{{quotebox\|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34\|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle\|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!		{{quotebox\|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34\|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle\|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!
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	P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}		P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

	Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his ~~tard rage~~:		Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his failed attempts to take down the ED page:

	{{quotebox\|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. [[sigh]] Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity\|my person]], [[Chris and sex\|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies\|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash\|my compassion]], [[heart level\|my heart]], [[Chris and religion\|my soul]], [[autism\|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level\|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls\|cruelty]], such [[pickle\|mockery]], such [[homos\|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism\|being]].		{{quotebox\|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. [[sigh]] Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity\|my person]], [[Chris and sex\|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies\|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash\|my compassion]], [[heart level\|my heart]], [[Chris and religion\|my soul]], [[autism\|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level\|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls\|cruelty]], such [[pickle\|mockery]], such [[homos\|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism\|being]].
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	[[Image:Drycow.PNG\|thumb\|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]		[[Image:Drycow.PNG\|thumb\|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

	For several months ~~prior to~~ the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC\|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.		For several months before the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC\|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

	"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.		"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.
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	As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>		As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events\|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

	Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, ~~it is very likely that~~ he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.		Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, he would likely have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.

	==Sources==		==Sources==