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	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, was openly racist and homophobic to others, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because [[Chris and remorse\|he was sorry for his actions]], but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, was openly [[Chris and race\|racist]] and [[Homos\|homophobic]] to others, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because [[Chris and remorse\|he was sorry for his actions]], but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
	* [[Chris and the law\|Jail]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."		* [[Chris and the law\|Jail]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."
	* [[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.		* [[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.

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	===Public places===		===Public places===
	* [[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, was openly racist and homophobic to others, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.		* [[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, was openly racist and homophobic to others, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because [[Chris and remorse\|he was sorry for his actions]], but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
	* [[Chris and the law\|Jail]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."		* [[Chris and the law\|Jail]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."
	* [[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.		* [[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.

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	* [[For G4s Web Soup\|Web Soup]] — When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.		* [[For G4s Web Soup\|Web Soup]] — When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
	* [[Sonic Boom Protests\|Downsized SEGA]] — On Feb 2, 2015, Chris took credit for SEGA's downsizing, stating that him and his 'pale-arm crusaders', with their boycotting, had damaged SEGA enough to force them to close office. This is despite the fact that "normal market forces" had been the supposed cause, literally ''nobody'' is joining Chris on his fight against blue arms, and SEGA is the publisher of all ''Sonic'' games. This gives some nicely- needed recent perspective on the size of his ego.		* [[Sonic Boom Protests\|Downsized SEGA]] — On Feb 2, 2015, Chris took credit for SEGA's downsizing, stating that him and his 'pale-arm crusaders', with their boycotting, had damaged SEGA enough to force them to close office. This is despite the fact that "normal market forces" had been the supposed cause, literally ''nobody'' is joining Chris on his fight against blue arms, and SEGA is the publisher of all ''Sonic'' games. This gives some nicely- needed recent perspective on the size of his ego.
	* [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Forces]] — In November 2017, after playing through the newest Sonic game, Chris unlocked customizable options for the avatar section. One of these included eyes with ~~Heterochromia~~. Chris immediately assumed the unlockable was inspired by him since "[his] right eye Is green, while [his] left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."		* [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|Sonic Forces]] — In November 2017, after playing through the newest Sonic game, Chris unlocked customizable options for the avatar section. One of these included eyes with [[heterochromia]]. Chris immediately assumed the unlockable was inspired by him since "[his] right eye Is green, while [his] left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."

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FromtheWordsofBR at 22:09, 11 March 2025

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	*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.		*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
	*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.		*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.
	*[[Michael Snyder]] — Chris has long held enmnity towards him for rightfully banning him from The GAMe PLACe because of his antics. During the [[This is how the Trial went\|July 2012 trial]], Chris had the gall to call him a "Thieving liar", even though Snyder was far more lenient as he didn't want him to have a felony on his record, which would have risked a contempt of court and the plea bargain be invalidated. Even as late as [[Magfest#2018\|January 2018]], he still held serious animosity towards him.		*[[Michael Snyder]] — Chris has long held enmnity towards him for rightfully banning him from The GAMe PLACe because of his antics, not caring that it was his fault in the first place, even going on to develop a paranoid delusion that Michael Snyder's the ringleader of a conspiracy hellbent on persecuting him because he's autistic. After the fallout from the [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin\|Simonla]] and [[The Wallflower\|Wallflower]] incidents, Chris rekindled his efforts to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe as part of getting back to the real world and failed miserably. This has lead Chris to throw anti-Semitic slurs (e.g., calling him a "[[South Park\|Jew]]"), and attempting [[6 June 2010\|vehicular assault]] [[28 October 2011\|at least twice]]. During the [[This is how the Trial went\|July 2012 trial]], Chris had the gall to call him a "Thieving liar" before the judge, even though Snyder was far more lenient as he didn't want him to have a felony on his record, which would have risked a contempt of court and the plea bargain be invalidated. Even as late as [[Magfest#2018\|January 2018]], he still held serious animosity towards him.

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Makuchi: /* Other */ Chris's vocabulary is very much relevant to his ego as it showcases how self-centered he is.

2024-12-27T17:39:17Z

Other: Chris's vocabulary is very much relevant to his ego as it showcases how self-centered he is.

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	[[Unban contracts]] — Chris demands the likes of GameStop and Best Buy to unban him for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|incidents]] over there, even though they had every right to ban him for his conduct. Not only that but he also demands that they do not call the [[Jerkops\|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law\|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), and he believes that not signing would prove that that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a" b****". He even goes as far as to say that his ban from those places is "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse\|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh\|and]] [[Megan\|forget]]"), and that the ban is a human rights violation because he's a lesbian transwoman.		[[Unban contracts]] — Chris demands the likes of GameStop and Best Buy to unban him for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|incidents]] over there, even though they had every right to ban him for his conduct. Not only that but he also demands that they do not call the [[Jerkops\|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law\|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), and he believes that not signing would prove that that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a" b****". He even goes as far as to say that his ban from those places is "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse\|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh\|and]] [[Megan\|forget]]"), and that the ban is a human rights violation because he's a lesbian transwoman.
	*[[Affirmations List]] - A three-page-long list Chris wrote in [[March 2021]] of his positive traits, it consists of thoroughly delusional assessments for stroking his own ego.		*[[Affirmations List]] - A three-page-long list Chris wrote in [[March 2021]] of his positive traits, it consists of thoroughly delusional assessments for stroking his own ego.
			*[[Chris and English\|His vocabulary]] - The whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, but Chris has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall by crafting a mutilated lexicon that makes sense only to him, forcing people who want to communicate with him to understand his bastardized vocabulary as opposed to Chris having to talk normally and understand regular speech.

	==In the comic==		==In the comic==

Hurtful Truth Level at 16:13, 3 December 2024

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	===Public places===		===Public places===
	*[[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.		*[[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
	*[[Chris and the law\|~~Prison~~]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."		*[[Chris and the law\|Jail]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."
	*[[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.		*[[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.
	*[[The End Games]] - Chris's behavior at this card game shop was only slightly better than his behavior at the GAMe PLACe, with him generally acting like he was some sort of important celebrity. He would loudly sing and wail to his own music, pretended his [[imaginary friends]] were his bodyguards, and would allegedly throw outbursts over things like him accidentally dropping his [[medallion]]. Much like before, after many antics, he would be banned from the store, partly for getting into an argument with a game judge, and partly for arguing with the store manager after his store sign with Sonichu on it was thrown away and he was told that Sonichu was not a real Pokémon character. Chris would demand several times to be unbanned, saying that he needed help playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' and that it would help bring the [[Dimensional Merge]], but the store wouldn't budge. Chris then angrily claimed that "They Sullied their reputation BAD" when they banned him, and anonymously sent them a letter with a drawing of a [[creepy stare]].		*[[The End Games]] - Chris's behavior at this card game shop was only slightly better than his behavior at the GAMe PLACe, with him generally acting like he was some sort of important celebrity. He would loudly sing and wail to his own music, pretended his [[imaginary friends]] were his bodyguards, and would allegedly throw outbursts over things like him accidentally dropping his [[medallion]]. Much like before, after many antics, he would be banned from the store, partly for getting into an argument with a game judge, and partly for arguing with the store manager after his store sign with Sonichu on it was thrown away and he was told that Sonichu was not a real Pokémon character. Chris would demand several times to be unbanned, saying that he needed help playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' and that it would help bring the [[Dimensional Merge]], but the store wouldn't budge. Chris then angrily claimed that "They Sullied their reputation BAD" when they banned him, and anonymously sent them a letter with a drawing of a [[creepy stare]].

Makuchi: /* With people */

2024-12-02T20:22:50Z

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	*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.		*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
	*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.		*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.
	*[[Michael Snyder]] — Chris has long held enmnity towards him for rightfully banning him from The GAMe PLACe because of his antics. During the [[This is how the Trial went\|July 2012 trial]], Chris had the gall to call him a "Thieving liar", even though Snyder was far more lenient as he didn't want him to have a felony on his record, which would have risked a contempt of court and the plea bargain be invalidated. Even as late as [[Magfest#2018\|~~Magfest~~ 2018]], he still held serious animosity towards him.		*[[Michael Snyder]] — Chris has long held enmnity towards him for rightfully banning him from The GAMe PLACe because of his antics. During the [[This is how the Trial went\|July 2012 trial]], Chris had the gall to call him a "Thieving liar", even though Snyder was far more lenient as he didn't want him to have a felony on his record, which would have risked a contempt of court and the plea bargain be invalidated. Even as late as [[Magfest#2018\|January 2018]], he still held serious animosity towards him.

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Makuchi: /* With people */

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	*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.		*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
	*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.		*[[Jackie]] — In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic\|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special.
			*[[Michael Snyder]] — Chris has long held enmnity towards him for rightfully banning him from The GAMe PLACe because of his antics. During the [[This is how the Trial went\|July 2012 trial]], Chris had the gall to call him a "Thieving liar", even though Snyder was far more lenient as he didn't want him to have a felony on his record, which would have risked a contempt of court and the plea bargain be invalidated. Even as late as [[Magfest#2018\|Magfest 2018]], he still held serious animosity towards him.

	===Online===		===Online===

FromtheWordsofBR at 05:47, 30 October 2024

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	===Public places===		===Public places===
	*[[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.		*[[The GAMe PLACe]] — Chris, a regular patron, acted as if he owned the store. He was rude to the other customers and staff, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager (and later owner), [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place, first temporarily for going into the back room without permission, then permanently after yelling at a kid. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place\|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place in his area that had [[The Eye of Judgment\|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
	*[[Chris and the law\|Prison]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."		*[[Chris and the law\|Prison]] — During his time in jail following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism\|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him. Later on, after being sent to jail following the [[Affair with Mother\|incestuous affair]], Chris writes a [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021\|letter]] saying that his "... life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible..."
	*[[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]] ~~in which~~ he maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] ~~after fleeing a Gamestop which he had been banned from previously due to~~ the ~~[[Sonic Boom Protests\|vandalisation]] of one of their Sonic Boom displays~~, he had went on to say that he in fact was the victim of the whole situation in a ~~lengthy Facebook post~~.		*[[GameStop]] — Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]], where he was ordered to get out of a [[GameStop]] he was previously banned from for vandalizing their ''[[Sonic Boom Protests\|Sonic Boom]]'' displays and then maced a [[JERKS\|male]] [[Manajerks\|employee]] on the way out, he had went onto Facebook to say that ''he'' in fact was the victim of the whole situation.
			*[[The End Games]] - Chris's behavior at this card game shop was only slightly better than his behavior at the GAMe PLACe, with him generally acting like he was some sort of important celebrity. He would loudly sing and wail to his own music, pretended his [[imaginary friends]] were his bodyguards, and would allegedly throw outbursts over things like him accidentally dropping his [[medallion]]. Much like before, after many antics, he would be banned from the store, partly for getting into an argument with a game judge, and partly for arguing with the store manager after his store sign with Sonichu on it was thrown away and he was told that Sonichu was not a real Pokémon character. Chris would demand several times to be unbanned, saying that he needed help playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' and that it would help bring the [[Dimensional Merge]], but the store wouldn't budge. Chris then angrily claimed that "They Sullied their reputation BAD" when they banned him, and anonymously sent them a letter with a drawing of a [[creepy stare]].

	===With people===		===With people===
	*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] — One of Chris's first crushes. Chris made the small booklet ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in an attempt to win her over on her 21st birthday. The booklet was merely a major ego trip, talking more about him and less about her, with the two of them replaced with Sonichu and Rosechu. He later cast her in his Sonichu comic and having her break up with [[Wes Iseli]] before disposing her when she was married away to [[William Spicer]].		*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] — One of Chris's first crushes. Chris made the small booklet ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in an attempt to win her over on her 21st birthday. The booklet was merely a major ego trip, talking more about him and less about her, with the two of them replaced with Sonichu and Rosechu. He later cast her in his Sonichu comic and having her break up with [[Wes Iseli]] before disposing her when she was married away to [[William Spicer]].
	*[[Megan Schroeder]] — For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things, and not the fact that she realised that Chris saw her as [[Women's rights\|nothing more than a]] [[sex toy]]. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was, somehow believing that [[~~Trolls~~]] posting pictures of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] on the Internet was worse than a so-called "friend" sexually harassing and drawing porn of you. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.		*[[Megan Schroeder]] — For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things, and not the fact that she realised that Chris saw her as [[Women's rights\|nothing more than a]] [[sex toy]]. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was, somehow believing that [[trolls]] posting pictures of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] on the Internet was worse than a so-called "friend" sexually harassing and drawing porn of you. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
	*[[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] — Thanks to Chris's various run-ins with the law, Chris has a very skewed view of law enforcement. After being tossed out of [[Mal-Wart\|~~Wal-Mart~~]] and [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], he deemed that security guards were evil and just trying to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and prevent him from completing his [[Love Quest]]. However, following his arrest on [[28 October 2011]], Chris has now assumed that ''all'' law enforcement is evil and has gone out of his way to make sure they never take him into any sort of custody again.		*[[Jerkop\|Jerkops]] — Thanks to Chris's various run-ins with the law, Chris has a very skewed view of law enforcement. After being tossed out of [[Mal-Wart\|Walmart]] and [[Get-Tar Region\|Target]], he deemed that security guards were evil and just trying to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and prevent him from completing his [[Love Quest]]. However, following his arrest on [[28 October 2011]], Chris has now assumed that ''all'' law enforcement is evil and has gone out of his way to make sure they never take him into any sort of custody again. [[26 December 2014\|That hasn't worked]] [[Jail Saga\|out for him]].
	*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]: [[Joshua Martinez]] used the identity of the ''High School Musical'' star to troll Chris by pretending "Vanessa" wanted to ride his [[duck]]. The fact that Chris actually believed a ''bona fide'' celebrity wanted to give him her [[china]] speaks volumes about his hubris.		*[[Vanessa Hudgens]] - [[Joshua Martinez]] used the identity of the ''High School Musical'' star to troll Chris by pretending "Vanessa" wanted to ride his [[duck]]. The fact that Chris actually believed a ''bona fide'' celebrity wanted to give him her [[china]] speaks volumes about his hubris.
	*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation\|The Sonichu promotional video]] — In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents a drawing made by himself as a better version.		*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation\|The Sonichu promotional video]] — In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents a drawing made by himself as a better version.
	*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.		*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] — Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary franchises like ''Super Mario Bros'', ''Donkey Kong'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Star Fox'', would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
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	===Contests===		===Contests===
	*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] — In an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself. He even got the character's name wrong initially and left it in.		*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] — In an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself. He even got the character's name wrong initially and left it in. When he inevitably lost, he whined on the [[Adult Swim posts\|Adult Swim forums]] that his commercial was better than any of the other entries they accepted.
	*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] — In his reviews of the top 10 videos, Chris highly praised his entry and claimed it was the best. After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process, including loading the contest with fake votes for him and bribing his [[Cole Smithey\|stepbrother]] to vote for him. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the PlayStation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.		*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] — In his reviews of the top 10 videos, Chris highly praised his entry and claimed it was the best. After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process, including loading the contest with fake votes for him and bribing his [[Cole Smithey\|stepbrother]] to vote for him. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the PlayStation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
			*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After rumors circulated that whoever won this particular contest would end up becoming a playable character in a ''Guitar Hero'' game, trolls voted for Chris's entry en masse in the hopes that he would end up appearing in ''World Tour''. Alas, this was not the case, but Chris did end up winning the contest anyway, which undoubtedly raised his ego. Chris claimed that he would share his prize, a $400 GameStop certificate, with his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church congregation]],<ref>[[CWC Update 28 December 2008]]</ref>; however, he only gave $180 to his church, with the remaining money being used on himself.

	===Other===		===Other===
	* [[Greene County Conspiracy\|Greene County School Board]] — In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a ~~Realtor~~ to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.		* [[Greene County Conspiracy\|Greene County School Board]] — In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
	[[Unban contracts]] — Chris demands the likes of GameStop and Best Buy to unban him for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|incidents]] over there, even though they had every right to ban him for his conduct. Not only that but he also demands that they do not call the [[Jerkops\|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law\|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), and he believes that not signing would prove that that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a" b****". He even goes as far as to say that his ban from those places is "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse\|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh\|and]] [[Megan\|forget]]"), and that the ban is a human rights violation because he's a lesbian transwoman.		[[Unban contracts]] — Chris demands the likes of GameStop and Best Buy to unban him for his [[Sonic Boom Protests\|incidents]] over there, even though they had every right to ban him for his conduct. Not only that but he also demands that they do not call the [[Jerkops\|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law\|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), and he believes that not signing would prove that that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a" b****". He even goes as far as to say that his ban from those places is "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse\|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh\|and]] [[Megan\|forget]]"), and that the ban is a human rights violation because he's a lesbian transwoman.
	*[[Affirmations List]] - A three-page-long list Chris wrote in [[March 2021]] of his positive traits, it consists of thoroughly delusional assessments for stroking his own ego.		*[[Affirmations List]] - A three-page-long list Chris wrote in [[March 2021]] of his positive traits, it consists of thoroughly delusional assessments for stroking his own ego.