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HurdyGurdsen at 23:33, 10 December 2025

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	Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.		Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.

	Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia\|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[art]]istic in drawing or [[Lego\|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon\|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls\|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School\|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School\|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler\|my father]] raised me on the classics, including ~~[[Niggos\|~~Jazz]]. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).		Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia\|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[art]]istic in drawing or [[Lego\|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon\|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls\|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School\|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School\|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler\|my father]] raised me on the classics, including Jazz. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).

	Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.		Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.
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	I was honestly confused when I said that dumb and stupid thing.		I was honestly confused when I said that dumb and stupid thing.

	Anyway, it has been decided unanimously among myself that I would go back to hanging by myself at the Alderman Library on tuesday and thursday afternoons as of [[~~Niggos~~\|Martin Luther King Jr]]'s birthday, next tuesday to resume my enduring and lonesome [[Sweetheart]] Search.		Anyway, it has been decided unanimously among myself that I would go back to hanging by myself at the Alderman Library on tuesday and thursday afternoons as of [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|Martin Luther King Jr]]'s birthday, next tuesday to resume my enduring and lonesome [[Sweetheart]] Search.

	I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."		I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."

The cosmos: add [sic] to "untill"

2016-05-26T19:01:24Z

add [sic] to "untill"

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	No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill you were at least 18 before [[Sex\|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}		No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill ''[sic]'' you were at least 18 before [[Sex\|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}

	{{quoteboxred\|January 29 at 4:33pm		{{quoteboxred\|January 29 at 4:33pm

Letter Z: Changed a link which needed to be changed.

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	On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free ~~girls~~]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].		On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris]]'s '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girl]]s from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].

	{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}		{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}

Ultimate Paragon at 23:47, 20 December 2014

2014-12-20T23:47:24Z

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	{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}		{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}

	Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|lay a finger]] on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.		Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious [[pedofork\|17-year-old girl who "loves to party"]] and Chris promising he would not [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|lay a finger]] on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.

	== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==		== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==

Chaosakita at 04:40, 12 November 2013

2013-11-12T04:40:44Z

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	I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.		I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.

	Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage\|lonesome sap]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|wallowing in my own filth of shame]], killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the ~~[[Sonichu 10\|~~violent ~~images]]~~, taunts me ever so.		Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage\|lonesome sap]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|wallowing in my own filth of shame]], killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the violent imaget, taunts me ever so.

	But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.		But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.
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	I hope you've read my profile, because I've read yours. :)		I hope you've read my profile, because I've read yours. :)

	I've also enjoyed ~~[[Niggos\|~~Jessica Alba]]'s performance in "[[Wikipedia:Into the Blue (2005 film)\|Into the Blue]]" on [[PSP\|UMD]] and Blu-Ray; she was strong when she freed herself from the handcuffs and punched the lights out of the pirates. I've also enjoyed "[[Wikipedia:Good Luck Chuck\|Good Luck Chuck]]".		I've also enjoyed Jessica Alba's performance in "[[Wikipedia:Into the Blue (2005 film)\|Into the Blue]]" on [[PSP\|UMD]] and Blu-Ray; she was strong when she freed herself from the handcuffs and punched the lights out of the pirates. I've also enjoyed "[[Wikipedia:Good Luck Chuck\|Good Luck Chuck]]".

	Anyhoo, Danielle, I find you really cute, [[honest]] and neat. If I may, I would like to meet you for a soda or coffee and [[Sex\|get to know you better through a pleasant conversation]].		Anyhoo, Danielle, I find you really cute, [[honest]] and neat. If I may, I would like to meet you for a soda or coffee and [[Sex\|get to know you better through a pleasant conversation]].
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	If you'd still like the "Girlfriend Brittney" skin for your phone, I still do not have a pic of her.}}		If you'd still like the "Girlfriend Brittney" skin for your phone, I still do not have a pic of her.}}

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NegaCWC: He he

2013-03-26T07:52:45Z

He he

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	{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}		{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}

	Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.		Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not [[ShecameforCWC.JPG\|lay a finger]] on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.

	== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==		== Christina Katherine Trevillian ==

Themilkshark at 00:48, 27 January 2012

2012-01-27T00:48:46Z

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	On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].		On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].

			{{quote\|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, "Please Be Mine", and on the inside, "My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in."}}

	Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.		Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.

BeauNydle: /* Other */

2012-01-23T06:39:37Z

Other

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	I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.		I wish y'all would be my friends again, and as much as I'd like to ask y'all to, I wouldn't want to start anything bad.

	Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage\|lonesome sap]], wallowing in my own filth of shame, killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the [[Sonichu 10\|violent images]], taunts me ever so.		Anyway, I've just been a [[Virgin with rage\|lonesome sap]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|wallowing in my own filth of shame]], killing time trying to make new friends, yet not hearing anything back. And societies' constant lovey-dovey illustrations, while so much better than the [[Sonichu 10\|violent images]], taunts me ever so.

	But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.		But I'm probably killing time away typing this message, but I am typing it because I care about you, Vanessa, as the greatest friend I could ever have that got away. Please come back.

Anonybot at 14:05, 5 October 2011

2011-10-05T14:05:36Z

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	On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from ~~9-30~~ January [[2008]].		On 31 [[May 2009]], [[Chris's]] '''[[Facebook]]''' account was hacked and found to contain several communications with [[boyfriend-free girls]] from the [[Charlottesville]] area. This is Chris's TRUE and HONEST correspondence with these women (and occasionally men) from 9–30 January [[2008]].

	Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.		Notable messages include Chris talking with a rambunctious 17-year-old girl who "loves to party" and Chris promising he would not lay a finger on her (until she turned 18, at least), a young man threatening Chris for messaging his lady friend, and a woman who actually accepted Chris's invitation for a coffee but was rejected by Chris when he found out she's a single mother.
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	Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.		Please don't let the age difference deter our friendship; if it makes you feel better, you may think of me as an exchange student you're getting to know.

	Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia\|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[~~Art\|artistic~~]] in drawing or [[Lego\|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon\|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls\|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School\|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School\|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler\|my father]] raised me on the classics, including [[Niggos\|Jazz]]. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).		Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling on telling you a bit about me. I'm 5'10", nearsighted (so I wear [[Pedo-Glasses\|glasses]]), my favorite color is blue, both of my eyes were blue, but I had pink eye in the right one and had to take eyedrops which [[Heterochromia\|changed its color to green]]. I like to be [[art]]istic in drawing or [[Lego\|building]]; I have pages of my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon\|electric-hedgehog Pokemon]], [[Sonichu]] and the cast of characters in his world, as well as a few comic books I've put together of me and Sonichu (BTW, DO NOT FALL for the web pages that talk ill about me; they're just [[Trolls\|cyber bullies]]). I play [[video games]] often; favorites are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Guitar Hero]]. I've earned [[Honor Roll]] throughout my [[Providence Middle School\|Middle]] and [[Manchester High School\|High Schools]], and graduated from H.S. I've already mentioned my [[CADD]] degree I've earned from [[PVCC]] (I've also made the [[Mary Lee Walsh\|Dean]]'s List there). I like all kinds of music; [[Bob Chandler\|my father]] raised me on the classics, including [[Niggos\|Jazz]]. But I've found a good liking towards light rock and Pop ([[Britney Spears]] is choice).

	Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.		Currently, I like watching the programming on Cartoon Network's [[Adult Swim]](tm). I enjoy "[[Family Guy]]", "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]", "Robot Chicken" and "Lucy, The Daughter of The Devil" is a funny show. I also watch the classics I've grown up with myself sometimes, like Charlie Brown, [[Transformers]], Smurfs and the classic [[My Little Pony]] shows to name a few.

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	{{quotebox\|January 28 at 12:43pm		{{quotebox\|January 28 at 12:43pm

	No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill you were at least 18 before [[Sex\|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}		No, nothing like what you may be thinking; I just wanted to be friends with you; I'd wait untill ''[sic]'' you were at least 18 before [[Sex\|taking it further]]. Also, I CAN party; I just don't get invited much. There's nothing wrong with simply meeting for a pleasant conversation and soda pop; I promise I would not lay a finger on you.}}

	{{quoteboxred\|January 29 at 4:33pm		{{quoteboxred\|January 29 at 4:33pm