Fangs - Revision history

PsychoNerd054: /* Gallery */

2025-05-17T23:14:49Z

Gallery

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	File:SackboyChris.jpg\|Chris's vampiric [[LittleBigPlanet]] avatar.		File:SackboyChris.jpg\|Chris's vampiric [[LittleBigPlanet]] avatar.
	File:Chris Memoji fangs.jpeg\|The fangs return in emoji form.		File:Chris Memoji fangs.jpeg\|The fangs return in emoji form.
			File:Chris's new teeth 17 May 2025.png\|Chris's teeth in 17 May 2025.
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Amanitie: /* Wisdom teeth */

2024-09-21T23:09:48Z

Wisdom teeth

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	==Wisdom teeth==		==Wisdom teeth==
	Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He ~~keeps~~ them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and ~~also~~ made a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card with them on it. He also thought [[Julie]] would be impressed by this fact, letting her know that "I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of alcohol.",<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref> seemingly unaware that since teeth are hard and solid objects, they shouldn't ~~require~~ to be preserved in anything. Being the [[Autism\|bizarre]] [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|narcissist]] that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short stories, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a card game says a lot about him.		Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He kept them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and made a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card with them on it. He also thought [[Julie]] would be impressed by this fact, letting her know that "I still have them preserved in a jar with a dash of alcohol.",<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref> [[Honor roll\|seemingly unaware that since teeth are hard and solid objects, they shouldn't need to be preserved in anything]]. Being the [[Autism\|bizarre]] [[Chris and his ego\|narcissist]] that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short stories, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a card game says a lot about him.

			The fate of the teeth following the [[2014 house fire]] remains unknown.

	==Appearances==		==Appearances==

KingClark at 02:53, 12 July 2024

2024-07-12T02:53:44Z

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	~~== Sources ==~~		{{References}}
	~~<references/>~~

	==See also==		==See also==

AAE: /* The Horror */

2024-07-08T11:35:49Z

The Horror

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	==The Horror==		==The Horror==
	Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.		Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside, or any words that come out of it.

	[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|300px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|300px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

KingClark at 00:48, 8 July 2024

2024-07-08T00:48:03Z

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	[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg\|center\|500px]]		[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg\|center\|500px]]
	Chris describes his teeth as '''~~Fangs~~'''. He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009\|afraid to show them]].		Chris describes his teeth as '''fangs'''. He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009\|afraid to show them]].

	==The Horror==		==The Horror==

KingClark: /* The Horror */

2024-07-08T00:47:49Z

The Horror

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	==The Horror==		==The Horror==
	Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's ~~'''~~fangs~~'''~~ are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.		Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's fangs are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

	[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|300px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|300px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

KingClark at 00:45, 8 July 2024

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	[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg\|center\|500px]]		[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg\|center\|500px]]
	He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009\|afraid to show them]].		Chris describes his teeth as '''Fangs'''. He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009\|afraid to show them]].

	==The Horror==		==The Horror==
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	==Powers==		==Powers==
	{{quote\|They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me.\|Chris <ref>[[~~Sonichu_Girls~~#~~Your_understanding_me_fukky_~~.~~281_January_2009~~.29]]</ref> }}Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.		{{quote\|They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like fangs of a vampire, dpg [sic] or something to me.\|Chris <ref>[[Sonichu Girls#Your understanding me_fukky .281 January 2009.29]]</ref>}}

	Ironically, Chris's ~~[[wikipedia:~~Canine tooth\|canine teeth]] are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). Though flat canines can be genetic, the canine teeth can gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing--something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.		Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.

			Ironically, Chris's {{w\|Canine tooth\|canine teeth}} are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). Though flat canines can be genetic, the canine teeth can gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing – something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.

	Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009 and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011\|Son-]][[Son-Chu\|Chu]], [[26 December 2014\|mace]] and a [[Baseball bat]]. Even then, Chris still believes his canines to be actual "fangs", even going as far as depicting his Memoji with them.		Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009 and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011\|Son-]][[Son-Chu\|Chu]], [[26 December 2014\|mace]] and a [[Baseball bat]]. Even then, Chris still believes his canines to be actual "fangs", even going as far as depicting his Memoji with them.
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	==Appearances==		==Appearances==
	[[File:SonichuFangs.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Chris opts to make his fangs appear to be more "adorable" than "menacing" in the comic.]]		[[File:SonichuFangs.jpg\|right\|thumb\|200px\|Chris opts to make his fangs appear to be more "adorable" than "menacing" in the comic.]]
	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''': In this video, Chris stated that wasn't afraid to show [[Gregg Mays]] his "fangs." He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth--in particular, ~~his~~ [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|2 front teeth]].		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''': In this video, Chris stated that wasn't afraid to show [[Gregg Mays]] his "fangs." He then leaned toward the camera for a close-up of his upper teeth – in particular, [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend\|his two front teeth]].
	* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''': Chris did not clearly show his "fangs" in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his "faaannngggsss [[Chris and Anger\|only when he has to]]." He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see them as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up.		* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''': Chris did not clearly show his "fangs" in this video, but rather mentioned how he was prepared to show his "faaannngggsss [[Chris and Anger\|only when he has to]]." He started to lean forward into the camera while presumably baring his teeth (one cannot clearly see them as the video quality is so poor), but he then swung back to his original posture instead of going for a full close-up.
	* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''': Here, Chris threatened [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Clyde Cash]] by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera.		* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''': Here, Chris threatened [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Clyde Cash]] by punching a doll, baring his teeth, and damaging his camera.
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	* [[Chris and health]]		* [[Chris and health]]

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	{{Fantasies}}		{{Fantasies}}
	{{CWC-isms}}		{{CWC-isms}}

	[[Category:Physical characteristics]]		[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
	[[Category:CWC-isms]]		[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Dysprosium19 at 19:56, 7 January 2023

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	Ironically, Chris's [[wikipedia:Canine tooth\|canine teeth]] are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). Though flat canines can be genetic, the canine teeth can gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing--something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.		Ironically, Chris's [[wikipedia:Canine tooth\|canine teeth]] are so blunt and rounded that they almost look like incisors (front teeth). Though flat canines can be genetic, the canine teeth can gradually become blunted over the course of a lifetime, since they are involved in chewing--something Chris does a lot. Despite not even having reached middle age, Chris's teeth are already extremely blunt, meaning they would make for even less effective weaponry than the contents of the human mouth already do.

	Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009, and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011\|Son-]][[Son-Chu\|Chu]], [[26 December 2014\|mace]] and a [[Baseball bat]]. Even then, Chris still believes his canines to be actual "fangs", even going as far as depicting his Memoji with them.		Perhaps realizing this, Chris stopped baring his fangs after 2009 and has since upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]], [[28 October 2011\|Son-]][[Son-Chu\|Chu]], [[26 December 2014\|mace]] and a [[Baseball bat]]. Even then, Chris still believes his canines to be actual "fangs", even going as far as depicting his Memoji with them.

	==Wisdom teeth==		==Wisdom teeth==

OrangeJuice at 03:21, 7 April 2021

2021-04-07T03:21:52Z

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	Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.		Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

	[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|~~200px~~\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|300px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

	==Powers==		==Powers==

OrangeJuice at 01:55, 7 April 2021

2021-04-07T01:55:19Z

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	Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.		Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye\|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards\|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity\|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|effects]] as [[Biological clock\|well]]).<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health\|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

	[[File:~~Fangs~~.png\|left\|thumb\|200px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:BearingFangs.png\|left\|thumb\|200px\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

	==Powers==		==Powers==