Father Call - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:50, 19 February 2026

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HurdyGurdsen at 23:30, 10 December 2025

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	* Matthew again questions Chris on his lifestyle and asks him to take his pulse. Chris discovers his pulse to be 84 per minute; Kacey overhears this and tells Chris that with his history of heart trouble and unhealthy eating, such a pulse indicates a serious problem. Chris doesn't seem at all bothered by him possibly risking death, which really annoys Kacey and causes her to storm off.		* Matthew again questions Chris on his lifestyle and asks him to take his pulse. Chris discovers his pulse to be 84 per minute; Kacey overhears this and tells Chris that with his history of heart trouble and unhealthy eating, such a pulse indicates a serious problem. Chris doesn't seem at all bothered by him possibly risking death, which really annoys Kacey and causes her to storm off.
	* Chris bizarrely attempts to make himself look better by boasting that he's American-born and bred, and has never even left the country, somehow thinking this will impress a man who fought in Iraq. Matt points out that not only is this irrelevant since Kacey and Liquid Chris are also American, but true patriots also wouldn't make videos mocking national tragedies.		* Chris bizarrely attempts to make himself look better by boasting that he's American-born and bred, and has never even left the country, somehow thinking this will impress a man who fought in Iraq. Matt points out that not only is this irrelevant since Kacey and Liquid Chris are also American, but true patriots also wouldn't make videos mocking national tragedies.
	* Matt decides to test Chris's memory and asks him various details about Kacey; Chris gets her favorite color vaguely right, has no idea what her favorite flower is, and takes forever to remember which of her family members died on 9/11 (which should've been easy for Chris because Matt told him ''earlier in the conversation''). Matt tells Chris that he must be [[naïve]] to think he would have any chance with Kacey; Chris gets ''really'' annoyed by Matthew's usage of ~~[[Niggos\|~~the dreaded "N" word]] and actually implies that he would try to kick Matthew's ass were they in the same room. At least, until Matthew reminds him [[Kick the Autistic\|which of the two was formerly in the USMC]], causing Chris to quickly backtrack on his threats.		* Matt decides to test Chris's memory and asks him various details about Kacey; Chris gets her favorite color vaguely right, has no idea what her favorite flower is, and takes forever to remember which of her family members died on 9/11 (which should've been easy for Chris because Matt told him ''earlier in the conversation''). Matt tells Chris that he must be [[naïve]] to think he would have any chance with Kacey; Chris gets ''really'' annoyed by Matthew's usage of the dreaded "N" word and actually implies that he would try to kick Matthew's ass were they in the same room. At least, until Matthew reminds him [[Kick the Autistic\|which of the two was formerly in the USMC]], causing Chris to quickly backtrack on his threats.
	* Out of nowhere, Chris suddenly brings up his experience of being restrained by his [[Bruce Johnson\|elementary school principal]] and teachers. This is probably yet another attempt to gain sympathy, but Matthew just considers it more evidence that Chris has serious problems, and points out how hypocritical it is for him to accuse Liquid of being the crazy one.		* Out of nowhere, Chris suddenly brings up his experience of being restrained by his [[Bruce Johnson\|elementary school principal]] and teachers. This is probably yet another attempt to gain sympathy, but Matthew just considers it more evidence that Chris has serious problems, and points out how hypocritical it is for him to accuse Liquid of being the crazy one.
	* Matt brings up Chris's first meeting with Kacey (and her sister), and accuses him of acting in an inappropriate "touchy-feely" manner, which Chris just flat-out denies being true. This leads to Matthew questioning Chris on where he would take Kacey on a date, and in turn how much he would tip the server. Chris's response indicates that he believes the "15% rule" [[Autism\|to be a cast-iron rule]], rather than just a rough guideline for tipping.		* Matt brings up Chris's first meeting with Kacey (and her sister), and accuses him of acting in an inappropriate "touchy-feely" manner, which Chris just flat-out denies being true. This leads to Matthew questioning Chris on where he would take Kacey on a date, and in turn how much he would tip the server. Chris's response indicates that he believes the "15% rule" [[Autism\|to be a cast-iron rule]], rather than just a rough guideline for tipping.

Master at 03:32, 7 November 2025

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You can call it, like, you know, a stepping-stone in the right direction of, uh, me movin- me moving out and- and all that, but seriously, though, I am very strong-willed, and I feel like, and I feel that I could, that when- that- I could- I would be able to take care of Kacey.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You can call it, like, you know, a stepping-stone in the right direction of, uh, me movin- me moving out and- and all that, but seriously, though, I am very strong-willed, and I feel like, and I feel that I could, that when- that- I could- I would be able to take care of Kacey.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> You're avoiding my question. Why are you on, I think it's actually called Social Security. Why do you get it? I mean, I'm a pretty strong Republican, we don't really like that whole welfare thing. We work, and if we can't work, we go join the military. That's what I did.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> You're avoiding my question. Why are you on, I think it's actually called Social Security. Why do you get it? I mean, I'm a pretty strong [[Chris and politics\|Republican]], we don't really like that whole welfare thing. We work, and if we can't work, we go join the military. That's what I did.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I understand that. You see, I'm [[Autism\|high-functionally autistic]].		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. I understand that. You see, I'm [[Autism\|high-functionally autistic]].

PsychoNerd054 at 12:54, 23 April 2025

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	{{~~Protip~~\|Matthew was not [[Liquid Chris]], it was in reality a minor troll who was asked to do the role.}}		{{Misinfo\|Matthew was not [[Liquid Chris]], it was in reality a minor troll who was asked to do the role.}}
	[[Image:Md.PNG\|thumb\|Chris's drawing of <s>Guile</s> Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]		[[Image:Md.PNG\|thumb\|Chris's drawing of <s>Guile</s> Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]

Mangolover887: /* Summary */

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Summary

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background, as well as constant typing sounds every so often. A turret from the game can briefly be heard ~~at approximately~~ 1 hour and ~~20 minutes~~ in.		* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background, as well as constant typing sounds every so often. A turret from the game can briefly be heard 1 hour, 22 minutes and 22 seconds in.
	* A couple times, Matthew whispers portions of his sentences after saying them, in a possible exhibition of [[Wikipedia:palilalia\|palilalia]]. Palilalia often appears in individuals with autism or other developmental disabilities.		* A couple times, Matthew whispers portions of his sentences after saying them, in a possible exhibition of [[Wikipedia:palilalia\|palilalia]]. Palilalia often appears in individuals with autism or other developmental disabilities.
	* Chris [[Stress sigh\|sighs]] constantly during the call – to the point where Matthew points out the constant sighing ''3 times''.		* Chris [[Stress sigh\|sighs]] constantly during the call – to the point where Matthew points out the constant sighing ''3 times''.

Marliamore95: Included possibility of Matthew's palilalia as well as noting where it comes up in the call

2025-02-05T20:41:28Z

Included possibility of Matthew's palilalia as well as noting where it comes up in the call

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	==Summary==		==Summary==
	* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background, as well as constant typing sounds every so often. A turret from the game can briefly be heard at approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes in.		* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background, as well as constant typing sounds every so often. A turret from the game can briefly be heard at approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes in.
			* A couple times, Matthew whispers portions of his sentences after saying them, in a possible exhibition of [[Wikipedia:palilalia\|palilalia]]. Palilalia often appears in individuals with autism or other developmental disabilities.
	* Chris [[Stress sigh\|sighs]] constantly during the call – to the point where Matthew points out the constant sighing ''3 times''.		* Chris [[Stress sigh\|sighs]] constantly during the call – to the point where Matthew points out the constant sighing ''3 times''.
	* The call begins with Chris talking to Kacey and making some rather dubious-sounding claims about his weightlifting prowess, saying he [[11042009 51 50\|just got done lifting 50 pounds]] 51 times with each arm, a total of 102 reps according to Chris. Kacey doesn't bother to question Chris on the truth of these claims, and instead hands the phone over to her father, Matthew.		* The call begins with Chris talking to Kacey and making some rather dubious-sounding claims about his weightlifting prowess, saying he [[11042009 51 50\|just got done lifting 50 pounds]] 51 times with each arm, a total of 102 reps according to Chris. Kacey doesn't bother to question Chris on the truth of these claims, and instead hands the phone over to her father, Matthew.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> He's not, Chris, screw this.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> He's not, Chris, screw this.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> I don't want to get in trouble for beating the shit out of this faggot anyway.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> I don't want to get in trouble for beating the shit out of this faggot anyway. [''repeats 3x in a whisper'']

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [''long pause''] I'm gonna go, this is too much for me. You can finish this off, Dad.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [''long pause''] I'm gonna go, this is too much for me. You can finish this off, Dad.

Marliamore95: /* Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36) */ fixed the formatting on the previous edit

2025-02-05T20:31:51Z

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Okay, so what are you saying? I could [[Kick the Autistic\|whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky]] if I wanted to. (repeats in a whisper, "naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to") Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Okay, so what are you saying? I could [[Kick the Autistic\|whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky]] if I wanted to. [''repeats in a whisper, "naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to"''] Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well. I would be able to defend myself.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well. I would be able to defend myself.

Marliamore95: /* Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36) */ Added the fact that Matthew whispered this under his breath after he said it

2025-02-05T20:30:20Z

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I... no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Okay, so what are you saying? I could [[Kick the Autistic\|whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky]] if I wanted to. Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Okay, so what are you saying? I could [[Kick the Autistic\|whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky]] if I wanted to. (repeats in a whisper, "naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to") Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well. I would be able to defend myself.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well. I would be able to defend myself.

Got2Hands at 08:24, 25 September 2024

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	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Her beautiful face.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Her beautiful face.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And her blue-green eyes are like a pair of swimming pools that I would just ~~like~~ to swim around and bathe myself in.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. And her blue-green eyes are like a pair of swimming pools that I would just love to swim around and bathe myself in.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> [''extremely uncomfortable laughter'']		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> [''extremely uncomfortable laughter'']

FromtheWordsofBR at 00:03, 5 September 2024

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It could have been maybe because she did not mention her favorite flower yet. But she did tell me her favorite color. It was a shade, it was a blue-green shade. So turquoise is ''close''.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It could have been maybe because she did not mention her favorite flower yet. But she did tell me her favorite color. It was a shade, it was a blue-green shade. So turquoise is ''close''.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Can you remember anything? Okay, I bet you don't even remember some of the stuff I just said today. You probably don't even remember who in my family ~~dies~~ in 9/11, do you? I just said that, what, half an hour ago?		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Can you remember anything? Okay, I bet you don't even remember some of the stuff I just said today. You probably don't even remember who in my family died in 9/11, do you? I just said that, what, half an hour ago?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You, you said that your daughter, that your daughter was giving blood in New York, right by the 9/11 site.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You, you said that your daughter, that your daughter was giving blood in New York, right by the 9/11 site.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> To about a hundred beats per minute.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> To about a hundred beats per minute.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Uh-huh. So what's your heart rate right now?		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Uh-huh. Okay, what's your heart rate right now?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright... [''~~long silence~~''] Alright~~, let me find~~ that...~~yeah~~. It's approximately, it is approximately eighty-four right now.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright...

			[''Long pause as Chris goes to check his heart rate. Typing from Matthew can be heard occasionally.'']

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''grunts, talks quietly''] Alright... then we multiply that by six... [''counts quietly''] Yeah... it's approximately, it is approximately eighty-four right now.

	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Eighty-four from just sitting around?!		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Eighty-four from just sitting around?!

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I've been listening. Chris, that's a serious medical condition. ~~What~~ are you talking about? Normally your heart doesn't beat that fast unless you've done exercise.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I've been listening. Chris, that's a serious medical condition. Uh-, uh, what are you ''talking'' about? Normally... your heart doesn't beat that fast unless you've done ''exercise.''

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> That's like ~~[[Wikipedia:arrhythmia~~\|arrhythmia]] or ~~[[Wikipedia:tachycardia~~\|tachycardia]]. What are you doing?		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> That's like {{w\|arrhythmia}} or {{w\|tachycardia}}. What-, what are you doing?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, right, you know, well, I did get a little bit of [[stress]] from some of the conversation.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, right, you know, well, I did get a little bit of [[stress]] from some of the conversation.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Stress doesn't do that. That's like a serious medical condition. And I heard you talk to my dad, you don't listen to anything I say when I worry about you. You still go to [[McDonald's]], and I told you those salads aren't healthy. I bet you haven't even lost one pound. ~~Don~~'t you care that I think you're gonna die? [''Chris stammers briefly in response''] That you're probably going to lose motion in your body if you don't exercise enough? This is important to me!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Stress doesn't do that! That's like a serious medical condition. And I heard you talk to my dad, you don't listen to anything I say when I worry about you. You still go to [[McDonald's]], and I told you those salads aren't healthy. I bet you haven't even lost one pound. I mean, don't you care that I think you're gonna die? [''Chris stammers briefly in response''] That you're probably going to lose motion in your body if you don't exercise enough? This is important to me!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. It is.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. It is.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> ~~What~~'re you going to do~~? You~~'re gonna die before ~~you're~~ thirty.		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Like, what're you going to do if you're gonna die before thirty?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] Hm. [''pause, then sigh'']		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''pause''] Hm. [''pause, then sigh'']
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	<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hmph.		<font color="#009966">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hmph.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> If anything, that means you have way too much caffeine in your system. If you have something that high. ~~That~~'s either, you can get that from smoking, from too much fat, from too much caffeine...		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> I mean, if anything, that means you have way too much caffeine in your system. If you have something that high. I mean, that's either, you can get that from smoking, from too much fat, from too much caffeine...

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yeah.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hm. Yeah.
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	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> It's not like I didn't... Less is not none! Fast food is bad! Period at the end!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> It's not like I didn't... Less is not none! Fast food is bad! Period at the end!

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''On the defensive''] ~~Yeah~~, ~~but that was~~ like once a week! Once in a week!		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''On the defensive''] I go to McDonald's, like, once a week! Once in a week!

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Once a week is ~~bad~~! Don't eat any! None!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Once a week is ''BAD!'' Don't eat ''any! None!''

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, I won't go there anymore. I won't go [[McDonald's]] anymore.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, well, I won't go there anymore. I won't go to [[McDonald's]] anymore.

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Or any fast food!		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Or any fast food!
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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. I will not go to any fast food, I...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright. I will not go to any fast food, I...

	<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Whatever. It's not like you haven't lied to me before~~. You~~'re just probably lying to me now. Dad, I can't deal with this ~~anymore…~~		<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> Whatever. It's not like you haven't lied to me before, you're just probably lying to me now. Dad, I can't deal with this anymore, ''I can't deal with this!!'' [''she storms away'']

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'M NOT LYING TO YOU! I promise you! I promise you! I promise you, Kacey. I promise you.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'M NOT LYING TO YOU! I promise you! I promise you! I promise you, Kacey. I promise you.