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	{{quote\|~~I’d~~ lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience ~~I’ve~~ endured.\|}}		{{quote\|I'd lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I've endured.\|}}

	'''"For My True Love, I Would…"''' is a poem by Chris, written on 30 [[2007#December\|December 2007]]. This poem provides early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex.		'''"For My True Love, I Would…"''' is a poem by Chris, written on 30 [[2007#December\|December 2007]]. This poem provides early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex.
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	For My True Love, I Would…		For My True Love, I Would…
	<br>A message from ~~what’s~~ left of my heart and soul,		<br>A message from what's left of my heart and soul,
	<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007		<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

	For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, ~~I’d~~ lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and [[Chris and sex\|give it to her]] with the [[Dating Education\|learned lonely experience]] ~~I’ve~~ endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.		For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I'd lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and [[Chris and sex\|give it to her]] with the [[Dating Education\|learned lonely experience]] I've endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.

	==Analysis==		==Analysis==
	This "poem" has one of the highest concentrations of lies out of any of Chris's literary works. Chris claimed to [[30 Push-Ups\|be strong]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|be able to provide for her]], [[White knight\|listen to her]], [[Sarah Jackson\|and be loyal to her]]. [[Chris and his ~~ego~~\|Chris's ego]] at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. He also showed that he believes that McDonald's is a great place for a first date, because what woman ''wouldn't'' want to be treated to a cheap, greasy hamburger with a creepy, smelly man-child?		This "poem" has one of the highest concentrations of lies out of any of Chris's literary works. Chris claimed to [[30 Push-Ups\|be strong]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|be able to provide for her]], [[White knight\|listen to her]], [[Sarah Jackson\|and be loyal to her]]. [[Chris and his Ego\|Chris's ego]] at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. He also showed that he believes that McDonald's is a great place for a first date, because what woman ''wouldn't'' want to be treated to a cheap, greasy hamburger with a creepy, smelly man-child?

	In addition to being a lethal injection of falsehoods, this poem also gives us a brief look into Chris's perverted mind. This poem was likely written with the intention that a potential [[sweetheart]] would read it and fall for him. Chris likely believed that promising sex would impress a woman (apparently, being willing to have sex with a woman is a very rare trait among males). Though falling far short of impressing any woman, this poem still has a purpose: to show how fixed Chris is on sex. [[Audiobooks\|Companionship my ass]].		In addition to being a lethal injection of falsehoods, this poem also gives us a brief look into Chris's perverted mind. This poem was likely written with the intention that a potential [[sweetheart]] would read it and fall for him. Chris likely believed that promising sex would impress a woman (apparently, being willing to have sex with a woman is a very rare trait among males). Though falling far short of impressing any woman, this poem still has a purpose: to show how fixed Chris is on sex. [[Audiobooks\|Companionship my ass]].

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	==Analysis==		==Analysis==
	This "poem" has one of the highest concentrations of lies out of any of Chris's literary works. Chris claimed to [[30 Push-Ups\|be strong]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|be able to provide for her]], [[White ~~Knight~~\|listen to her]], [[Sarah Jackson\|and be loyal to her]]. [[Chris and his ego\|Chris's ego]] at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. He also showed that he believes that McDonald's is a great place for a first date, because what woman ''wouldn't'' want to be treated to a cheap, greasy hamburger with a creepy, smelly man-child?		This "poem" has one of the highest concentrations of lies out of any of Chris's literary works. Chris claimed to [[30 Push-Ups\|be strong]], [[Monthly Tugboat\|be able to provide for her]], [[White knight\|listen to her]], [[Sarah Jackson\|and be loyal to her]]. [[Chris and his ego\|Chris's ego]] at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. He also showed that he believes that McDonald's is a great place for a first date, because what woman ''wouldn't'' want to be treated to a cheap, greasy hamburger with a creepy, smelly man-child?

	In addition to being a lethal injection of falsehoods, this poem also gives us a brief look into Chris's perverted mind. This poem was likely written with the intention that a potential [[sweetheart]] would read it and fall for him. Chris likely believed that promising sex would impress a woman (apparently, being willing to have sex with a woman is a very rare trait among males). Though falling far short of impressing any woman, this poem still has a purpose: to show how fixed Chris is on sex. [[Audiobooks\|Companionship my ass]].		In addition to being a lethal injection of falsehoods, this poem also gives us a brief look into Chris's perverted mind. This poem was likely written with the intention that a potential [[sweetheart]] would read it and fall for him. Chris likely believed that promising sex would impress a woman (apparently, being willing to have sex with a woman is a very rare trait among males). Though falling far short of impressing any woman, this poem still has a purpose: to show how fixed Chris is on sex. [[Audiobooks\|Companionship my ass]].

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	<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007		<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

	For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the [[~~Chris and sex~~\|learned lonely experience]] I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.		For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and [[Chris and sex\|give it to her]] with the [[Dating Education\|learned lonely experience]] I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.

	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

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	<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007		<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

	For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.		For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the [[Chris and sex\|learned lonely experience]] I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.

	==Analysis==		==Analysis==

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	<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007		<br>by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007

	For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.		For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and [[Power\|lift her up in]] sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china\|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck\|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share [[Chris and death\|my condolences]] accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.

	==Analysis==		==Analysis==