Fridays After Five - Revision history

FokkerTISM: replace link to FA5 - the old one just redirects to some Indonesian spam gambling site

2025-08-28T22:39:33Z

replace link to FA5 - the old one just redirects to some Indonesian spam gambling site

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	* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B1tpwlfKHz8yrG6zPL7Trt1TLcC9Eoiv?usp=sharing Download the Videos]		* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B1tpwlfKHz8yrG6zPL7Trt1TLcC9Eoiv?usp=sharing Download the Videos]
	* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rPqlYqWV4&list=PL1FubDWhRfPpNtU4GFh60yOQHtXJbosaw Watch them on YouTube]		* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rPqlYqWV4&list=PL1FubDWhRfPpNtU4GFh60yOQHtXJbosaw Watch them on YouTube]
	* [~~http~~://www.~~sprintpavilion~~.com/events-tickets/~~fridays-after-five-line-up~~ Fridays After Five at the ~~Sprint~~ Pavilion]		* [https://www.tingpavilion.com/events-tickets/fridaysafter5 Fridays After Five at the Ting Pavilion]

	== Sources ==		== Sources ==

Hurtful Truth Level at 12:47, 30 October 2024

2024-10-30T12:47:19Z

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Amanitie: Added category

2024-09-26T14:11:57Z

Added category

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Hurtful Truth Level: /* Today */

2024-08-14T00:23:29Z

Today

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	==Today==		==Today==
	Chris stopped attending Fridays After Five by the following year, possibly out of fear of being recorded again, with no further sightings of him at the event being reported. Instead he began hanging out at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and various [[conventions]].		Chris stopped attending Fridays After Five by the following year, possibly out of fear of being recorded again, with no further sightings of him at the event being reported. Instead he began hanging out at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and various [[conventions]].

			In the [[2020s]], the [[carpetbagger]] [[Geno Samuel]] began selling shirts with "WANT WOMAN!" printed on it. Chris was unhappy about it and posted a comment in [[February 2024]] asking to stop selling the shirt.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref>

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

FromtheWordsofBR at 00:17, 14 August 2024

2024-08-14T00:17:16Z

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	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]

	'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Blanca Weiss\|Ken]][[Clyde Cash the kid video\|tucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].		'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Blanca Weiss\|Ken]][[Clyde Cash the kid video\|tucky]] (under the name '''Friday After 5''') from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].

	Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.		Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

	== 18 June Sighting==		Fridays After Five is marketed as a family-friendly gathering, but Chris acted rather inappropriately at the events. He infamously wore shirts with sexual/questionable phrases, as well as exposing his [[muscle bra]] adorned with the phrase "WANT WOMAN!".

			==18 June Sighting==
	{{-}}		{{-}}
	[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]		[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]
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	This time, the troll managed to take a picture of Chris, who appears to be wearing three [[Pokéwalker of Fail\|Pokéwalkers of Fail]]. Two are red and white, and a custom painted one is barely visible underneath his arm. He also has what looks like a small bottle of hand sanitizer tucked into his belt. Chris [[The GAMe PLACe\|has been known]] to immediately follow up any handshake with using hand sanitizer on himself. Chris is also holding a [[Attraction Sign\|small piece of paper]] between his legs in both photographs, proving even further that he hasn't learned a single thing in the past seven years.		This time, the troll managed to take a picture of Chris, who appears to be wearing three [[Pokéwalker of Fail\|Pokéwalkers of Fail]]. Two are red and white, and a custom painted one is barely visible underneath his arm. He also has what looks like a small bottle of hand sanitizer tucked into his belt. Chris [[The GAMe PLACe\|has been known]] to immediately follow up any handshake with using hand sanitizer on himself. Chris is also holding a [[Attraction Sign\|small piece of paper]] between his legs in both photographs, proving even further that he hasn't learned a single thing in the past seven years.

	Chris's response to this sighting, delusional as always:<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]: E-mails sent around the time of the FAF sightings</ref>		In an [[Jackie E-mails\|e-mail]] to [[Jackie]], Chris made a response to this sighting, delusional as always:<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3]]: E-mails sent around the time of the FAF sightings</ref>
	{{quoteboxred\|I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion ''[sic]'', obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion ''[sic]'' during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive I'd [[Blanca Weiss\|recognize him on future sight]].}}		{{quoteboxred\|I lured out one last Friday at the Pavillion ''[sic]'', obviously. I SHOULD have gone after him in pursuit, but the only plan I had programmed in my head in response is take their picture with my DSi. I have reprogrammed my mind to pursue after lure, yell for a policeman, and have him arrested for Taking Photographs at the Pavillion ''[sic]'' during Fridays After 5. On their Triangular, Red Column, they have a rules list, which includes, "No Cameras or Videotaping are Permitted". I am positive I'll lure out the same guy from Last Friday; I only got a brief look at his face, but I am positive I'd [[Blanca Weiss\|recognize him on future sight]].}}
	Note how he says he's going to have the troll arrested for taking photographs, while [[Chris and reality\|in the same sentence]] noting how he had[[Chris and hypocrisy\| been taking pictures himself]] the whole time.		Note how he says he's going to have the troll arrested for taking photographs, while [[Chris and reality\|in the same sentence]] noting how he had[[Chris and hypocrisy\| been taking pictures himself]] the whole time.
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	==Today==		==Today==
	As of ~~[[September 2015]]~~, no further sightings of ~~Chris~~ at the event ~~have been~~ reported~~, and it is likely that he stopped attending out of fear of being recorded~~. Instead he began hanging out at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and various [[conventions]].		Chris stopped attending Fridays After Five by the following year, possibly out of fear of being recorded again, with no further sightings of him at the event being reported. Instead he began hanging out at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and various [[conventions]].

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Elbow-Greased Strongman at 17:52, 13 August 2024

2024-08-13T17:52:54Z

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	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]

	'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Clyde Cash the kid video\|~~Kentucky~~]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].		'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Blanca Weiss\|Ken]][[Clyde Cash the kid video\|tucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].

	Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.		Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

WarnerBro: /* 18 June Sighting */

2024-07-10T00:32:56Z

18 June Sighting

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	According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.		According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

	Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love Quest\|old tricks]]. Like the [[attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[hair\|bald]] spot.		Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love Quest\|old tricks]]. Like the [[attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autism\|autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[hair\|bald]] spot.

	Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork\|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena\|drawing Flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with his famous Autistic Chicken Dance - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].		Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork\|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena\|drawing Flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with his famous Autistic Chicken Dance - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].

Gray Deign: replacing dead link with archive

2022-10-27T02:10:49Z

replacing dead link with archive

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	[[Image:Dancing.gif\|thumb\|185px\|right\|Chris <s>exhibiting elbow spasms</s> attempting to dance. Note the man on the bottom-right shaking his head in disbelief.]]		[[Image:Dancing.gif\|thumb\|185px\|right\|Chris <s>exhibiting elbow spasms</s> attempting to dance. Note the man on the bottom-right shaking his head in disbelief.]]

	On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a [[trolls\|good Samaritan]] ([[YouTube]] name [~~http~~://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.		On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a [[trolls\|good Samaritan]] ([[YouTube]] name [https://web.archive.org/web/20100623080602/https://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.

	According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.		According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

PsychoNerd054 at 02:02, 25 January 2022

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	{{Quote\|they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their ~~[[Laughs Under Lucricities\|~~gross, uncool amusement]].\|Chris, referring to the trolls at FA5.}}		{{Quote\|they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their gross, uncool amusement.\|Chris, referring to the trolls at FA5.}}

	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]

Ivandevon at 04:31, 27 April 2021

2021-04-27T04:31:40Z

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	'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Clyde Cash the kid video\|Kentucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].		'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Clyde Cash the kid video\|Kentucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].

	Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.		Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

	== 18 June Sighting==		== 18 June Sighting==
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	==Today==		==Today==
	As of [[September 2015]], no further sightings of Chris at the event have been reported, and it is likely that ~~Chris no longer goes there in~~ fear of being recorded ~~again~~. ~~He now spends his time~~ at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and [[~~OmegaCon~~]].		As of [[September 2015]], no further sightings of Chris at the event have been reported, and it is likely that he stopped attending out of fear of being recorded. Instead he began hanging out at [[Cville Pride]], [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and various [[conventions]].

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]

	'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Clyde Cash the kid video\|~~Kentucky~~]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].		'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert series that takes place in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and Owensboro, [[Blanca Weiss\|Ken]][[Clyde Cash the kid video\|tucky]] from spring until fall. In [[June 2010]], [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] was recorded there, [[C-Ya Later\|enjoying real life for once]].

	Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.		Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010\|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, Chris has attended the event since at least 4 June 2010. Chris first alludes to his knowledge of Fridays After Five in the 2009 video "[[Rollin' and Trollin']]", in which he stands outside the Charlottesville Pavilion and mentions how [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] play there every Friday night.

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	According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.		According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

	Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love Quest\|old tricks]]. Like the [[attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[hair\|bald]] spot.		Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love Quest\|old tricks]]. Like the [[attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this [[autism\|autistic]] man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging [[hair\|bald]] spot.

	Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork\|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena\|drawing Flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with his famous Autistic Chicken Dance - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].		Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s - mostly [[pedofork\|severely underage]] - Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena\|drawing Flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi, and trying to dance with his famous Autistic Chicken Dance - with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].

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	[[Image:Dancing.gif\|thumb\|185px\|right\|Chris <s>exhibiting elbow spasms</s> attempting to dance. Note the man on the bottom-right shaking his head in disbelief.]]		[[Image:Dancing.gif\|thumb\|185px\|right\|Chris <s>exhibiting elbow spasms</s> attempting to dance. Note the man on the bottom-right shaking his head in disbelief.]]

	On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a [[trolls\|good Samaritan]] ([[YouTube]] name [~~http~~://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.		On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a [[trolls\|good Samaritan]] ([[YouTube]] name [https://web.archive.org/web/20100623080602/https://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public.

	According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.		According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[China\|Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[homos\|gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail\|PokéWalker]]. At some point, Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity\|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra]], which he had apparently seen fit to write [[Love Quest\|"WANT WOMAN!"]] on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the [[Medallion of Fail]] - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

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	{{Quote\|they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their ~~[[Laughs Under Lucricities\|~~gross, uncool amusement]].\|Chris, referring to the trolls at FA5.}}		{{Quote\|they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their gross, uncool amusement.\|Chris, referring to the trolls at FA5.}}

	[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]		[[File:WantWoman.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]