Fuck Quest - Revision history

Apostrophe: wasn't a ton of salvageable crap here, merged what i could

2010-02-04T02:03:33Z

wasn't a ton of salvageable crap here, merged what i could

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	~~{{deletion}}~~		#REDIRECT [[Love Quest]]
	~~{{merge\|Love Quest}}~~
	~~[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get him laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail, indeed.]]~~
	[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]


	[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart\|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal\|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex\|laid]] — he is even willing to accept one night stands.

	~~==Methods==~~

	According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica'' game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. The existence of the new medallion was confirmed in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎]] video.

	~~==Desperation showing==~~

	Chris's open intentions have shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail\|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content\|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.

	Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.

	It did not take long for Chris to return to the Internet, as he eventually grew impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of [[trolls\|boyfriend-free girls]] that want to become his true [[sweetheart]].

	~~==Has the Fuck Quest worked?==~~

	~~No.~~

	~~==References==~~
	~~<references />~~

	~~==See also==~~
	*[[Love Quest]]

	~~==External links==~~
	*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]
	*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]

	~~[[Category:Chris-chan~~]]

BanjoSplice at 03:21, 5 January 2010

2010-01-05T03:21:38Z

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	[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart\|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal\|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex\|laid]] - he is even willing to accept one night stands.		[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart\|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal\|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex\|laid]] — he is even willing to accept one night stands.

	==Methods==		==Methods==
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	==Desperation showing==		==Desperation showing==

	Chris's open intentions ~~has~~ shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail\|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content\|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.		Chris's open intentions have shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail\|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content\|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.

	Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.		Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.

Clydec: 38 revisions

2010-01-03T19:49:26Z

38 revisions

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(No difference)

VanKrause: /* Desperation showing */

2009-12-25T04:15:19Z

Desperation showing

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	Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.		Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.

	~~For those [[trolls]] who eagerly await~~ for Chris to return to the Internet, ~~they need only remember that Chris will~~ eventually ~~grow~~ impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of [[trolls\|boyfriend-free girls]] that want to become his true [[sweetheart]].		It did not take long for Chris to return to the Internet, as he eventually grew impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of [[trolls\|boyfriend-free girls]] that want to become his true [[sweetheart]].

	==Has the Fuck Quest worked?==		==Has the Fuck Quest worked?==

VanKrause: /* Desperation showing */

2009-12-25T04:12:58Z

Desperation showing

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	==Desperation showing==		==Desperation showing==

	Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants ~~pussy~~ and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail\|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content\|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.		Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail\|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content\|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.

	Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.		Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎\|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎\|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl\|women]] to come down and meet him.

VanKrause: Doing that thing I do

2009-12-22T08:31:49Z

Doing that thing I do

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	{{merge\|Love Quest}}		{{merge\|Love Quest}}
	[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get ~~himself~~ laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail indeed.]]		[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get him laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail, indeed.]]
	[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]		[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]

VanKrause at 01:04, 15 December 2009

2009-12-15T01:04:17Z

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			{{merge\|Love Quest}}
	[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get himself laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail indeed.]]		[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get himself laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail indeed.]]
	[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]		[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]
	~~<center>{{Ongoing}}</center>~~

	[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart\|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal\|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex\|laid]] - he is even willing to accept one night stands.		[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart\|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal\|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex\|laid]] - he is even willing to accept one night stands.

Champthom at 10:44, 24 November 2009

2009-11-24T10:44:25Z

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	[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get himself laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail indeed.]]		[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg\|thumb\|Chris believes wearing one of these will get himself laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail indeed.]]
	[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]		[[Image:Fuck quest large.png\|thumb\|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles\|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]

VanKrause: I see. Sorry, and thanks for correcting me

2009-11-21T00:22:58Z

I see. Sorry, and thanks for correcting me

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	*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]		*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]
	*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]		*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]
	~~not~~

	[[Category:Chris-chan]]		[[Category:Chris-chan]]

VanKrause: not a cwcism

2009-11-20T23:47:03Z

not a cwcism

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	*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]		*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]
	*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]		*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]
			not
	~~{{CWC-isms}}~~

	[[Category:Chris-chan]]		[[Category:Chris-chan]]