Future message from Crystal W Chandler - Revision history

Hurtful Truth Level at 09:19, 12 December 2025

2025-12-12T09:19:07Z

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	{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}

	On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The enabler (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].		On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The enabler (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

			In his last known message to Chris, [[The Captain]] reached out asking about the person's identity. Chris's response is unknown.<ref>[[On The Captain]]</ref>

	==Video==		==Video==

Hurtful Truth Level: this seems like enabling rather than trolling

2025-12-11T17:41:19Z

this seems like enabling rather than trolling

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	{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}

	On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The ~~troll~~ (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].		On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The enabler (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

	==Video==		==Video==
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	*[[Magical Man]]		*[[Magical Man]]
	*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] (2007)		*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] (2007)
			{{References}}
	{{Fantasies}}		{{Fantasies}}

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Tweets */

2025-12-11T17:40:13Z

Tweets

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	{{quotebox\|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}}		{{quotebox\|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

	In July 2020, Chris ([[Spirit possession\|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) ~~[[July 2020 social media posts\|~~tweeted about the video]], ~~implying~~ that he still thought it was genuine.		In July 2020, Chris ([[Spirit possession\|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) tweeted about the video, showing that he still thought it was genuine.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref>

	==See Also==		==See Also==

KingClark at 06:48, 3 September 2023

2023-09-03T06:48:47Z

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	[''Camera backs away.'']		[''Camera backs away.'']

	Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so [[Chris and sex\|she made a pleasant investment- investment]] and got my [[Lovely Weather\|mother]] pregnant. I am a ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Fluorescent Adolescent~~\|fluorescent adolescent]]~~, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.		Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so [[Chris and sex\|she made a pleasant investment- investment]] and got my [[Lovely Weather\|mother]] pregnant. I am a {{w\|Fluorescent Adolescent}}, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.

	[[Star Wars\|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]].		[[Star Wars\|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]].

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2023-09-03T06:48:12Z

Transcript

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	[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.'']		[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.'']

	...parties. [[Random-access humor\|And please don't sniff those gnarly]] ~~[[Wikipedia:~~Sharpie (marker)\|Sharpies]].		...parties. [[Random-access humor\|And please don't sniff those gnarly]] {{w\|Sharpie (marker)\|Sharpies}}.

	==Tweets==		==Tweets==

KingClark: /* Tweets */

2022-04-27T13:02:09Z

Tweets

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	{{quotebox\|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}}		{{quotebox\|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

	In July 2020 Chris ([[Spirit possession\|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) [[July 2020 social media posts\|tweeted about the video]], implying that he still thought it was genuine.		In July 2020, Chris ([[Spirit possession\|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) [[July 2020 social media posts\|tweeted about the video]], implying that he still thought it was genuine.

	==See Also==		==See Also==

Resrsc: archive

2021-09-14T00:22:56Z

Necromaster: Minor joke about the hostage style of the video

2020-10-19T22:10:51Z

Minor joke about the hostage style of the video

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	{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}

	On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The troll, role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].		On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The troll (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

	==Video==		==Video==

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2020-09-28T23:50:06Z

Transcript

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	Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather\|mother]] pregnant. I am a [[Wikipedia:Fluorescent Adolescent\|fluorescent adolescent]], a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.		Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so [[Chris and sex\|she made a pleasant investment- investment]] and got my [[Lovely Weather\|mother]] pregnant. I am a [[Wikipedia:Fluorescent Adolescent\|fluorescent adolescent]], a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.

	[[Star Wars\|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]].		[[Star Wars\|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|Crystal]].

KingClark at 23:48, 28 September 2020

2020-09-28T23:48:51Z

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	{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}		{{quote\|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.\|Chris}}

	On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The troll, role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and - most concerningly - a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].		On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The troll, role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

	==Video==		==Video==

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	\| name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future		\| name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future
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	\| stardate = 3 April 2019		\| stardate = 3 April 2019
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