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Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Other mentions of Target */

2026-02-05T21:29:08Z

Other mentions of Target

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	{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}		{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

	In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|''My Little Pony'' G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he ~~physically~~ attempted to hide the products like ~~how~~ he ~~did~~ with things featuring [[Sonic Boom Protests\|the blarms]] or [[Brassieres For Males\|"topless male nudity"]].		In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|''My Little Pony'' G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he merely attempted to physically hide the products like he has done with things featuring [[Sonic Boom Protests\|the blarms]] or [[Brassieres For Males\|"topless male nudity"]].

	In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>		In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>

Elbow-Greased Strongman: /* Other mentions of Target */

2026-02-05T17:37:36Z

Other mentions of Target

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	{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}		{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

	In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|''My Little Pony'' G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he physically attempted to hide the products.		In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|''My Little Pony'' G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he physically attempted to hide the products like how he did with things featuring [[Sonic Boom Protests\|the blarms]] or [[Brassieres For Males\|"topless male nudity"]].

	In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>		In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>

Ayumu Kasuga: /* In Chris's own words */

2025-11-17T20:40:33Z

In Chris's own words

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	So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).\|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}		So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).\|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

			Chris then retold the story in his [[2007]] [[DVD]] slideshow:<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 9]]</ref>
			{{quotebox\|And lastly, I had a One-Day stand at the newly built Target....The [[Manajerks]] there instituted the "[[Virginia is for Virgins]]" law against me. But I blew them off. Then in my quake, the Jerkop Soldier, Bagget caught wind and intercepted me. The battle was great, and the chips blew in his favor. And eventually... he grabbed me by my pants' rear beltline, pinned me on the floor, hog-tied me and scraped the forhead above the left side of my left eye against the rough carpet, and I was wounded with frictional burn, tears and blood. They dragged me to their vehicle, and drove me to their hideout by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. I was stewing above a hot pot of boiling shame and lonliness, when my family came in to rescue me. [[Chris and coping\|Later, I was issued a rematch against Bagget, and with strong words of Voluntarity and Valour, and some Psychic Punches to his gut and jaw, I won that battle against that Jerkop of all Jerkops]].}}

	The correspondence with [[Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing court case, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer\|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.		The correspondence with [[Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing court case, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer\|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Other mentions of Target */

2024-12-07T00:54:42Z

Other mentions of Target

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	Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.		Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.

	In [[August 2009]], Chris was ~~[[Kacey Call 4\|~~goaded]] by [[Kacey]] to consider applying for jobs around his area, and settled on Target as his choice. Chris initially stated he received an e-mail rejecting his application, allegedly because "they got enough people as it is right now."<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> However, things seemed to work out the [[September 2009\|next month]], as he managed to snag a job interview at the store. Following that, Chris failed to get a hold of his interviewer and allegedly received another rejection e-mail,<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]</ref> eventually conceding that he wasn't hired. This would be the final time that Chris ever attempted applying for a job. It's unknown if this was the result of the management not wanting to hire him based off the previous incidents (if this was the same location), a particularly poor showing at the interview, or knowing Chris, some combination of the two.		In [[August 2009]], Chris was goaded by [[Kacey]] to consider applying for jobs around his area, and settled on Target as his choice.<ref>[[Kacey Call 4]]</ref> Chris initially stated he received an e-mail rejecting his application, allegedly because "they got enough people as it is right now."<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> However, things seemed to work out the [[September 2009\|next month]], as he managed to snag a job interview at the store. Following that, Chris failed to get a hold of his interviewer and allegedly received another rejection e-mail,<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]</ref> eventually conceding that he wasn't hired. This would be the final time that Chris ever attempted applying for a job. It's unknown if this was the result of the management not wanting to hire him based off the previous incidents (if this was the same location), a particularly poor showing at the interview, or knowing Chris, some combination of the two.

	Chris visited Target on 16 [[November 2014]], as part of his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], where he apparently planned to vandalize any ''Sonic Boom''-related stock that they had. However, he found out that they kept copies of the games in a locked case and, clearly forgetting any lessons learned nine years prior, settled for raging at a couple of employees over the store's decision to stock the games.		Chris visited Target on 16 [[November 2014]], as part of his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], where he apparently planned to vandalize any ''Sonic Boom''-related stock that they had. However, he found out that they kept copies of the games in a locked case and, clearly forgetting any lessons learned nine years prior, settled for raging at a couple of employees over the store's decision to stock the games.
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	{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}		{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

	In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|My Little Pony G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he physically attempted to hide the products.		In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|''My Little Pony'' G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he physically attempted to hide the products.

	In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>		In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>

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	'''Target''', or '''Get-Tar Region''' as Chris refers to it in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]], is an [[America]]n-based retail store, with some locations in Chris's state of Virginia.		'''Target''', or '''Get-Tar Region''' as Chris refers to it in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]], is an [[America]]n-based retail store, with some locations in Chris's state of Virginia.

			For Chris, it is most well known for an infamous incident from [[2005]] in which he was kicked out in humiliating fashion over his refusal to listen to store management after they had asked him to stop loitering.

	==July 2005 incident==		==July 2005 incident==

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	[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]		[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]

	'''Target'', or '''Get-Tar Region''' as Chris refers to it in [[Sonichu (~~comics~~)\|''Sonichu'' comics]], is an [[America]]n-based retail store, with some locations in Chris's state of Virginia.		'''Target''', or '''Get-Tar Region''' as Chris refers to it in [[Sonichu (comic)\|''Sonichu'' comics]], is an [[America]]n-based retail store, with some locations in Chris's state of Virginia.

	==July 2005 incident==		==July 2005 incident==

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	[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]		[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]
	[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]		[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]
	On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]</ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png\|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png\|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

	==In Chris's own words==		'''Target'', or '''Get-Tar Region''' as Chris refers to it in [[Sonichu (comics)\|''Sonichu'' comics]], is an [[America]]n-based retail store, with some locations in Chris's state of Virginia.

			==July 2005 incident==
			On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local Target store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]</ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png\|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png\|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

			===In Chris's own words===
	Chris described the incident in an entry to [[CWC's Diary]].		Chris described the incident in an entry to [[CWC's Diary]].

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	So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).\|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}		So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called [[Bagget]] (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor\|funny]] it was).\|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic genius}}

	==In Chris's ~~comics~~==		The correspondence with [[Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing court case, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer\|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

			[[LoveYouLongTime]] offered another perspective of the incident:

			{{quote\|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the [[jerkop]]s, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the Law\|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.\|[[LoveYouLongTime]]}}

			===In the comic===
	The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Sub-Episodes 7 and 8 of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming Target as "the '''Get-Tar Region'''" (which causes many newstarters to the series to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center\|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers\|Transformer]].		The incident distressed Chris so greatly that he adapted it into Sub-Episodes 7 and 8 of [[Sonichu 4\|''Sonichu'' #4]], entitled "Off-Target." "Cleverly" renaming Target as "the '''Get-Tar Region'''" (which causes many newstarters to the series to think Chris is talking about the guitar retail chain [[Wikipedia:Guitar Center\|Guitar Center]]), the story seems surprisingly faithful to what really happened that day, at least until the sword-fight and the part where his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)\|imaginary twin sister]] saves him from a [[Transformers\|Transformer]].

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	In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he writes [[Barbara Chandler\|his own mother]] out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.		In another example of how selfish Chris really is, he writes [[Barbara Chandler\|his own mother]] out of the story, and has Crystal rescue him instead. That's gratitude for you.

	The [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place\|correspondence with Jackie]] revealed that in the ensuing trial, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer\|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook. In reality, the charges were likely dropped due to insufficient evidence, and/or the state just not considering the case to be worth pursuing, due to the comparatively minor nature of the charges and Chris being a first-time offender who could fall back on the [[autism]] card. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charges were "Disorderly Conduct" and "Trespassing"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.		==Other mentions of Target==

	==~~The real story==~~
	{{quote\|I'm sure you all remember the Target incident. Where he got "hog tied" by the [[jerkop]]s, had his pants pulled down, face rubbed against the carpet and cried a tear of blood? Yeah, about that. First, he was kicked out within a few days to a week of Target opening. That's just sad. When he was approached by management to leave, he ignored them. When they kept pressing, he finally back talked them and called them jerkops. When the cops came, guess what Chris did....[[Chris and the Law\|He tried to fucking run.]] Hence why he was hog tied and I'm sure in that struggle his pants just happened to come off.\|[[Emily]]}}

	~~==Recent years~~==
	Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.		Chris evidently started shopping at Target again an indeterminate amount of time after the incident, either through the store employees agreeing to drop the ban, or just forgetting about it.

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Recent years */

2024-12-06T20:31:39Z

Recent years

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	{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}		{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

			In [[July 2021]], Chris claimed to [[The Knights of CWC]] group that he had gone to Target to hunt down the [[G5\|My Little Pony G5]] toys to magically phase them out of existence.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Triggered by MLP G5 Toys]]</ref> How much of this is wishful thinking on Chris's part is unclear, or if he physically attempted to hide the products.

	In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>		In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Recent years */

2024-12-06T20:20:20Z

Recent years

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	{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}		{{quote\|I walked back by him again as he was in line at the food avenue to get the shitty Pizza Hut pasta and he was just muttering really loudly. Couldn’t make out what he was saying... I kept looking around hoping to see him shopping around but never saw him again...}}

			In [[December 2024]], Chris tried to promote his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' as if they were being sold at retail shops such as Target. To effect this, he brought his custom boxed toys in, set them on shelves in place of actual stock, and photographed the displays to post on social media. He also hashtagged toy company Hasbro while promoting the "merged" figures.<ref>[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing]]</ref>

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

Zillachu at 18:24, 15 November 2023

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	[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]		[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|The [[Charlottesville]] branch of Target, [[January 2010]].]]
	[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]		[[File:TargetCVille.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Another view of the same store as it appeared in [[April 2015]].]]
	On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]<ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png\|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png\|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>		On 20 July [[2005]], Chris felt it'd be a great idea to head down to his local '''Target''' mall store, located in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]],<ref>[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Target/@38.1290053,-78.4433583,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b47708aa5b9cff:0xbb6cfb3bb4faf80b!8m2!3d38.1290011!4d-78.4407834!16s%2Fg%2F1trxfk_j?entry=ttu Google Maps page for the Target in question.]</ref> and continue his [[Love Quest]] there. After being told to leave because he was loitering and disturbing customers, Chris fought back and was eventually restrained, handcuffed at his wrists and ankles, and even worse, cuffed to a wheelchair like a [[slow-in-the-minds\|slow-in-the-mind]]. Chris was charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct in the aftermath of the incident, though the state ultimately decided against taking the case to trial.<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png\|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref><ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png\|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref>

	==In Chris's own words==		==In Chris's own words==