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	We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.		We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.

	Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs~~. The~~ tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis.		Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs - the tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis. Meanwhile, his arms are drawn painfully twisted the wrong way around, [[Biology\|something that would surely cause a dislocation in real life]].

	The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.		The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

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	{{quote\|I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).\|Ivy's response to a question in [[Ivy Q&A]]}}		{{quote\|I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).\|Ivy's response to a question in [[Ivy Q&A]]}}

	The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''''Sonichu'' Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] ~~adaptation~~) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[Chris and sex\|wedding night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[April 2009\|29 April 2009]]. Besides being a true masterpiece of romance and artistic integrity, it's also notable for having a probable outline of Chris's [[Duck\|penis]]. Shakespeare would be proud.		The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''''Sonichu'' Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]]) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[Chris and sex\|wedding night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[April 2009\|29 April 2009]]. Besides being a true masterpiece of romance and artistic integrity, it's also notable for having a probable outline of Chris's [[Duck\|penis]]. Shakespeare would be proud.

	==Story==		==Story==

Clockwork Hydra: /* Gallery */

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	Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg\|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the "romantic" dinner and dessert planned.		Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg\|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the "romantic" dinner and dessert planned.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg\|This is a "penthouse suite". Also, bathroom air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!		Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg\|This is a "penthouse suite". Also, bathroom air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
	Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing ~~shirt~~ was probably a big help too.		Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically-changing outfit was probably a big help, too.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.		Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.		Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.

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2022-01-25T00:48:20Z

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	==Story==		==Story==
	[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question. (Along with realistically-proportioned ~~testiclesh~~.)]]		[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question. (Along with realistically-proportioned testicles.)]]

	Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.		Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.

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	Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.		Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.		Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as ~~furfags~~ than as real people.		Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg\|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!		Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg\|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
	Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg\|Lines [[Things Chris has ripped off\|stolen]] from Home Movies. Lines that were intentionally unromantic!		Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg\|Lines [[Things Chris has ripped off\|stolen]] from Home Movies. Lines that were intentionally unromantic!

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			{{quote\|I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).\|Ivy's response to a question in [[Ivy Q&A]]}}

	The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''''Sonichu'' Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[Chris and sex\|wedding night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[April 2009\|29 April 2009]]. Besides being a true masterpiece of romance and artistic integrity, it's also notable for having a probable outline of Chris's [[Duck\|penis]]. Shakespeare would be proud.		The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''''Sonichu'' Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[Chris and sex\|wedding night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[April 2009\|29 April 2009]]. Besides being a true masterpiece of romance and artistic integrity, it's also notable for having a probable outline of Chris's [[Duck\|penis]]. Shakespeare would be proud.

	{{quote\|I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).\|Ivy's response to a question in [[Ivy Q&A]]}}

	==Story==		==Story==
	[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question.]]		[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question. (Along with realistically-proportioned testiclesh.)]]

	Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.		Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.

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	[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question.]]		[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|thumb\|The Giant Penis in question.]]

	Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular.). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"~~. (~~Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old). Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter ~~(because who wouldn't want to read a porn comic that had their father in it?)~~		Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.

	We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]])~~, (~~Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and ~~consists~~ of a "romantic" $10 meal).		We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.

	Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness ~~(and almost in length)~~ to his legs. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] ~~speed lines inexplicably~~ whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. ~~A disturbingly~~ intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum (he was probably tracing that, too) still visible as a half-circle, complete with ~~pubes to go with his amazing duck, using the speedlines to conceal the~~ half-finished pubes ~~(that go off at different angles)~~. ~~Also, the misshapen head~~ of ~~the~~ penis ~~is the same size as his actual head~~.		Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs. The tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis.

	The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform — Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share ~~the~~ solemn ~~thought~~ of ~~thanking~~ [[~~Christian Weston Chandler~~\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.		The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

	The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10-chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Cola\|CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen\|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from ''Home Movies''. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and Ivy isn't drawn with a ring at any point. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.		The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10 chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Cola\|CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen\|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from ''Home Movies''. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and Ivy isn't drawn with a ring at any point. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.
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	We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.		We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.

	Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs~~. The~~ tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis.		Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs - the tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis. Meanwhile, his arms are drawn painfully twisted the wrong way around, [[Biology\|something that would surely cause a dislocation in real life]].

	The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.		The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

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	Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg\|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the "romantic" dinner and dessert planned.		Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg\|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the "romantic" dinner and dessert planned.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg\|This is a "penthouse suite". Also, bathroom air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!		Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg\|This is a "penthouse suite". Also, bathroom air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
	Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing ~~shirt~~ was probably a big help too.		Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically-changing outfit was probably a big help, too.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.		Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.		Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.

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	Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.		Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg\|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.		Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg\|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as ~~furfags~~ than as real people.		Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg\|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.
	Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg\|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!		Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg\|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
	Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg\|Lines [[Things Chris has ripped off\|stolen]] from Home Movies. Lines that were intentionally unromantic!		Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg\|Lines [[Things Chris has ripped off\|stolen]] from Home Movies. Lines that were intentionally unromantic!

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	Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular.). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"~~. (~~Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old). Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter ~~(because who wouldn't want to read a porn comic that had their father in it?)~~		Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic\|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies\|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)\|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating\|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.

	We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]])~~, (~~Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and ~~consists~~ of a "romantic" $10 meal).		We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor\|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment\|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)\|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.

	Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness ~~(and almost in length)~~ to his legs. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] ~~speed lines inexplicably~~ whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. ~~A disturbingly~~ intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum (he was probably tracing that, too) still visible as a half-circle, complete with ~~pubes to go with his amazing duck, using the speedlines to conceal the~~ half-finished pubes ~~(that go off at different angles)~~. ~~Also, the misshapen head~~ of ~~the~~ penis ~~is the same size as his actual head~~.		Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes\|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs. The tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis.

	The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform — Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share ~~the~~ solemn ~~thought~~ of ~~thanking~~ [[~~Christian Weston Chandler~~\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.		The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy\|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style\|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion\|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

	The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10-chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Cola\|CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen\|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from ''Home Movies''. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and Ivy isn't drawn with a ring at any point. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.		The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10 chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Cola\|CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen\|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from ''Home Movies''. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and Ivy isn't drawn with a ring at any point. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.
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