Greene County Conspiracy - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* Analysis */

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Analysis

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	Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].		Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].

	Chris, with his [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.		Chris, with his [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic, then - after many years with no interaction with him - going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

	[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]
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	*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.		*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.
	*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.		*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.
	*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally antagonize and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences.		*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally antagonize and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences for no apparent gain.
	*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.		*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.
	*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.		*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.

WarnerBro: /* Analysis */

2026-04-11T18:50:36Z

Analysis

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	Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].		Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].

	Chris, with his [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.		Chris, with his [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

	[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Video */

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Video

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	\| ytid = HrdY2OWNKn0		\| ytid = HrdY2OWNKn0
	\| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]		\| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]
	\| subject = {{Autism\|[[Stress\|Life]]}}		\| subject = {{Autism\|[[Stress\|Life]]}}, {{Reality\|text}}
	\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}		\| style = {{Tragedy\|text}}, {{Rage\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}
	\| saga = {{Game Place\|text}}		\| saga = {{Game Place\|text}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 05:26, 5 August 2025

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Makuchi at 04:49, 2 August 2025

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	[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]		[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
	[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010\| 2010-05-08]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010\| 2010-05-08]]
			[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2010-05-08]]

Hurtful Truth Level at 08:17, 1 June 2025

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	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]\|nextlink=[[05142010]]}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]\|nextlink=[[05142010]]}}
	~~{{Education}}~~
	{{Videos}}		{{Videos}}

	[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]		[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]


	[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010\| 2010-05-08]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2010\| 2010-05-08]]

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Michael Snyder's reply */ removing reply, restore if Chris had reacted to it. Otherwise comment on talk page if disagree

2025-03-25T00:31:12Z

Michael Snyder's reply: removing reply, restore if Chris had reacted to it. Otherwise comment on talk page if disagree

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	And for everybody el-, as for everybody else... Peace.		And for everybody el-, as for everybody else... Peace.
	{{-}}		{{-}}

	~~==Michael Snyder's reply==~~
	{{quotebox\|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.<br>
	~~Signed,<br>~~
	~~That goddamn Michael Snyder}}~~

	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

Zillachu: /* Analysis */

2023-11-05T22:25:54Z

Analysis

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	*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.		*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.
	*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.		*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.
			*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally antagonise and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences.
	*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.		*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.
	*If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.		*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.

	Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].		Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].

Resrsc: archive

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Ivandevon: /* Analysis */

2021-06-28T04:53:08Z

Analysis

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	*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.		*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.
	*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.		*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.
	*If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place.		*If the board hated Chris so much, then they would have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.

	Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].		Using the board as a not-so-convenient excuse to ignore the fact that he himself is the only consistent factor in his unbroken series of failures, he goes on to muse that they bribed [[Michael Snyder]] (years later again) to ban him from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. There is no "evidence" yet linking them to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the [[Jerkop\|Jerkops]], or the 15,000 some-odd people of Greene County who somehow spontaneously decided not to be Chris's friends for no reason. Chris seems to restrain himself from [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|calling Snyder a "greedy Jew"]], stopping after "greedy". He ends the video by wishing that they, Michael Snyder, and the [[trolls]] would all go to hell for playing [[Kick the Autistic]].

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	Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].		Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].

	Chris, with his [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.		Chris, with his [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville, VA\|Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

	[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]

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	{{Infobox/video		{{Infobox/video
	\| name = Greene County Conspiracy		\| name = Greene County Conspiracy
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~HrdY2OWNKn0}}		\| ytid = HrdY2OWNKn0
	\| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]		\| stardate = 08 [[May 2010]]
	\| subject = {{Autism\|[[Stress\|Life]]}}		\| subject = {{Autism\|[[Stress\|Life]]}}

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	'''100_2178.MOV''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 8 [[May 2010]] in which [[Chris]], lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. The video gives Christorians a look into how utterly detached Chris was from [[Chris and ~~Reality~~\|reality]] at this stage in his life.		'''100_2178.MOV''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 8 [[May 2010]] in which [[Chris]], lonely and lost at the bottom of a depression-well, reflects on the state of his life. The video gives Christorians a look into how utterly detached Chris was from [[Chris and reality\|reality]] at this stage in his life.

	==Analysis==		==Analysis==
	Chris made this video after coming home alone from an ~~EXTREME ACTION SPORTS~~ show to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp ~~the~~ tickets ~~in front of the stadium~~ and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].		Chris made this video after coming home alone from an Evolution Extreme Action Sports show held at the {{w\|John Paul Jones Arena}}<ref>[https://blueridgelife.com/2010/03/24/battlefield-fords-evolution-extreme-action-sports/ Battlefield Ford's Evolution Extreme Action Sports]</ref>, to which he had won 4 tickets from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church\|church]]'s "Young Adult Social Group", he was forced to scalp his tickets and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple" (who probably haven't even got a [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV\|pimped out PS3 controller]]) while handsomer, happier, less [[Autism\|autistic]] men did flips on motorcycles for the roaring crowd. This situation causes Chris to reflect introspectively on his life, or at the very least complain about the latest faults that have occurred since [[Jackie E-mails\|he and Jackie broke apart]].

	Chris, with his [[Chris and his Ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.		Chris, with his [[Chris and his Ego#Persecution complex\|victim complex]], inexplicably blames the Greene County school board (which tried to pull him out of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] when he was a child) for heading a conspiracy to keep him in his "autistic shell" – first by supposedly trying to institutionalize him for being autistic then, after many years with no interaction with him, going so far as to pay a realtor over $9,000<ref>A rough estimate of a realtor's fee, given an appraised home value of $161,200 and [http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/11/60minutes/main2790865.shtml a realtor's commission of 6%].</ref> to keep his [[14 Branchland Court\|family's house]] in [[Ruckersville]] from selling so that his family would have to move back to a town where he had fewer friends after high school.

	[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|This is what Chris actually believes.]]		[[File:ThePatriots1.png\|thumb\|[[Metal Gear Solid\|This]] is what Chris actually believes.]]
	He is not aware that:		He is not aware that:
	*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.		*About 19 other students in the district were also autistic<ref>Assuming autism is distributed uniformly, that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US-autism-6-17-1996-2007.png roughly 1%] of the population was autistic, and that there were 2,000 students in the Green County school district at the time. [http://www.localschooldirectory.com/district-schools/039/Greene-County-Public-Schools-District/VA There are now around 3,000.]</ref> and weren't paid special attention to by the school board.
	*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.		*Every member of that board works a full-time [[Chris's resume\|job]] and many also have children. Therefore, none of them would have the motivation to [[Trolls\|hound]] Chris for a decade.
	*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally ~~antagonise~~ and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences.		*It would be in the worst interests of the board to intentionally antagonize and conspire against Chris and his family; if such evidence was true, everyone involved would have been putting themselves at great risk of legal consequences.
	*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.		*All his supposed friends from Chesterfield County (with whom he admits to have had little interaction outside of school<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref>) have long since moved on with their lives, are now similarly indisposed, and would have nothing to gain by spending time with him even if all of them were neighbors.
	*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.		*If the board hated Chris so much, then they ''would'' have tried to expel him in the first place. They would also have welcomed his family's decision to leave town instead of conspiring to bring him back.
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	Laugh all you want, trolls! Because... I don't give a ''damn''. You're all just immature, [[naïve]], condescending, soulless ''monsters''. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|You don't ''care'' about others]], you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life! You [[Death threats\|threaten]] me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.		Laugh all you want, trolls! Because... I don't give a ''damn''. You're all just immature, [[naïve]], condescending, soulless ''monsters''. [[Chris and hypocrisy\|You don't ''care'' about others]], you only care about yourselves. You only care about getting your own laughs and kicks, because you don't h- you don't have your own social life! You [[Death threats\|threaten]] me from ha- from trying to seek one of my own, by scaring me on the Internet and whatnot.

	Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all the people that were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s then that forced us to have to move back here, '''sit and spin...''' Hell.		Including Clyde Cash, you can all go to hell. And all the people that were on the Greene County School Board during the 1990s then that forced us to have to move back here, [''sticks middle finger up and down''] '''sit and spin...''' Hell.

	And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell, too!		And Michael Snyder, I hope you go to Hell, too!