Hard Love Quest - Revision history

Amanitie at 14:57, 21 November 2024

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MathevsEff at 21:13, 15 March 2019

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	==The Poem==		==The Poem==
	<center>'''[[Chris and rape\|Hard Love]] [[Love Quest\|Quest]]''' <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2)]</ref><br>		<center>'''[[Chris and rape\|Hard Love]] [[Love Quest\|Quest]]'''<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2)]</ref><br>
	''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>		''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>
	January 18, 2004''<br><br>		January 18, 2004''<br><br>

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Analysis */

2015-10-18T23:58:02Z

Analysis

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	Bad, but certainly not the worst of Chris's poetry.		Bad, but certainly not the worst of Chris's poetry.

	One would expect that Chris would get progressively lazier as he wrote the poem, but Chris's drive for perfection amazes us as usual. He used a full-circle ending, repeating sad and lonesome...C from the first line. Whether this is a intentional literary technique or Chris being lazy as usual is debatable. Judging from the fact that Chris [[A Week With Christian Chandler\|slept through English class]], he probably never learned any traditional poetic technique, hence this is likely just an example of Chris's amazing capacity for laziness. Chris also seems to have forgotten what the point of view is, switching from third person to first person halfway though the poem. ~~Proofread much, Chris?~~		One would expect that Chris would get progressively lazier as he wrote the poem, but Chris's drive for perfection amazes us as usual. He used a full-circle ending, repeating sad and lonesome...C from the first line. Whether this is a intentional literary technique or Chris being lazy as usual is debatable. Judging from the fact that Chris [[A Week With Christian Chandler\|slept through English class]], he probably never learned any traditional poetic technique, hence this is likely just an example of Chris's amazing capacity for laziness. Chris also seems to have forgotten what the point of view is, switching from third person to first person halfway though the poem.

	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

Ultimate Paragon: /* The Poem */

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The Poem

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	Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,		Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
	boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.		boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
	As I sit and [[sigh]],		As I sit and [[stress sigh\|sigh]],
	[[~~The~~ Creepy ~~Stare~~\|I watch the girls go by]].		[[Creepy stare\|I watch the girls go by]].
	Afraid of a lame intersecption,		Afraid of a lame intersecption,
	I sit out in the open without hesitation.		I sit out in the open without hesitation.

CWCTime: /* The Poem */ updated archive link

2014-07-09T14:46:58Z

The Poem: updated archive link

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	==The Poem==		==The Poem==
	<center>'''[[Chris and rape\|Hard Love]] [[Love Quest\|Quest]]''' <ref>[http://archive.~~cogsdev~~.~~org~~/cwcville//SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2)]</ref><br>		<center>'''[[Chris and rape\|Hard Love]] [[Love Quest\|Quest]]''' <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2)]</ref><br>
	''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>		''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>
	January 18, 2004''<br><br>		January 18, 2004''<br><br>

FishDicks at 17:44, 8 April 2014

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	'''"Hard Love Quest"''' is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on 18 January [[2004]] and published the next month in the second issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. In addition to being incredibly self-pitying to the point where it would make an emo kid vomit, the poem also has bad spelling and grammar, improper punctuation and capitalization, and no sense of rhythm or meter. A terrible poem in every conceivable regard.		'''"Hard Love Quest"''' is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on 18 January [[2004]] and published the next month in the second issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. In addition to being incredibly self-pitying to the point where it would make an emo kid vomit, the poem also has [[Chris and English\|bad spelling and grammar]], [[Chris and Writing\|improper punctuation and capitalization]], and no sense of rhythm or meter. A terrible poem in every conceivable regard.

	Note: The poem's title is presumably supposed to mean "A Love Quest Which Is Difficult", not "A Quest For Some [[Homos\|Hard Love]]".		Note: The poem's title is presumably supposed to mean "A Love Quest Which Is Difficult", not "A Quest For Some [[Homos\|Hard Love]]".

TrammatPusher: /* Analysis */ lol no

2013-10-28T02:35:36Z

Analysis: lol no

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	Bad, but certainly not the worst of Chris's poetry.		Bad, but certainly not the worst of Chris's poetry.

	~~Chris originally seems to have gone free-verse for the rhyming scheme and meter, but about halfway though the poem, he built a rhyming pattern and at least attempted a consistent meter.~~ One would expect that Chris would get progressively lazier as he wrote the poem, but Chris's drive for perfection amazes us as usual. He used a full-circle ending, repeating sad and lonesome...C from the first line. Whether this is a intentional literary technique or Chris being lazy as usual is debatable. Judging from the fact that Chris [[A Week With Christian Chandler\|slept through English class]], he probably never learned any traditional poetic technique, hence this is likely just an example of Chris's amazing capacity for laziness. Chris also seems to have forgotten what the point of view is, switching from third person to first person halfway though the poem. Proofread much, Chris?		One would expect that Chris would get progressively lazier as he wrote the poem, but Chris's drive for perfection amazes us as usual. He used a full-circle ending, repeating sad and lonesome...C from the first line. Whether this is a intentional literary technique or Chris being lazy as usual is debatable. Judging from the fact that Chris [[A Week With Christian Chandler\|slept through English class]], he probably never learned any traditional poetic technique, hence this is likely just an example of Chris's amazing capacity for laziness. Chris also seems to have forgotten what the point of view is, switching from third person to first person halfway though the poem. Proofread much, Chris?


	==Fan videos==		==Fan videos==

Eamoo at 11:47, 16 May 2012

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	'''"Hard Love Quest"''' is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on January ~~18,~~ [[2004]] and published the next month in the second issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''. In addition to being incredibly self-pitying to the point where it would make an emo kid vomit, the poem also has bad spelling and grammar, improper punctuation and capitalization, and no sense of rhythm or meter. A terrible poem in every conceivable regard.		'''"Hard Love Quest"''' is a poem by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. It was written on 18 January [[2004]] and published the next month in the second issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. In addition to being incredibly self-pitying to the point where it would make an emo kid vomit, the poem also has bad spelling and grammar, improper punctuation and capitalization, and no sense of rhythm or meter. A terrible poem in every conceivable regard.

	Note: The poem's title is presumably supposed to mean "A Love Quest Which Is Difficult", not "A Quest For Some [[Homos\|Hard Love]]".		Note: The poem's title is presumably supposed to mean "A Love Quest Which Is Difficult", not "A Quest For Some [[Homos\|Hard Love]]".
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