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	{{Quote\|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Chris and his Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}		#REDIRECT [[Harvey Birdman commercial]]

	In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

	* Himself
	* His eternal rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
	* [[~~Sonichu]]~~
	* <span style="font-size: xx-small;">...Harvey Birdman~~</span>~~

	The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the seventeen-minute ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' presentation Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.

	Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim posts\|Adult Swim forums]] (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.

	~~The~~ commercial appears in somewhat poor quality on Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)\|DVD]], but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original [[YouTube]] account some time prior to October 31, [[2007]].

	~~==Appearance==~~

	Chris's weight has fluctuated wildly, and during this period in his life he actually wasn't that [[fat]]. Not as fat as now, anyway. Also, if Chris were to record this today, he would almost certainly tear off his [[glasses]] for maximum effect.

	~~==Chris's entry==~~

	~~{{Infobox/video~~
	~~\| name = Harvey Birdman Commercial~~
	~~\| video = {{#ev:youtube\|l_b7S4i99JI}}~~
	~~\| stardate = 24 [[February 2005]]~~
	~~\| subject = {{Television\|text}}; Contest~~
	~~\| style = {{Comedy\|text}}, {{Crazy\|text}}~~
	~~\| shirt = {{ClassicShirt\|text}}~~
	~~\| other = {{Leaked\|[[DVD\|Leaked]]}}~~
	~~\| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance\|So Need a Cute Girl]]~~
	~~\| next = [[Pixelated_PS3#Video\|Pixelated PS3]]~~
	}}
	~~=== Transcript ===~~

	HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

	Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] [''[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"''] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

	~~Let Harvey Birdman work for you!~~

	~~[''rapidly displays two custom cards depicting himself and [[Sonichu]]'']~~

	~~[[Chris and his ego\|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]].~~

	~~{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]\|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]\|}}~~
	~~{{CWC on TV}}~~
	~~{{References}}~~
	~~[[Category:Contests]]~~
	~~[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]~~
	~~[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007\| 2005-02-24~~]]

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2015-01-04T02:52:38Z

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	HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!		HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

	Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] [''[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"''] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!		Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] [''[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"''] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!
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	[[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]].		[[Chris and his ego\|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]].

	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]\|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]\|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]\|}}

FromtheWordsofBR at 01:03, 31 December 2014

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	HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!		HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

	Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] ''~~<nowiki>[</nowiki>~~[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!		Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] [''[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"''] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

	Let Harvey Birdman work for you!		Let Harvey Birdman work for you!

Dynamic Dragon at 15:40, 9 April 2014

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	{{Quote\|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Chris and his Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}

	In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:		In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

Dynamic Dragon: /* Transcript */

2014-04-09T15:38:46Z

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech ~~Impediment~~\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!		HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

	Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!		Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

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2013-04-01T18:34:06Z

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	HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech Impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!		HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech Impediment\|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me... a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

	Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!		Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert\|Stephen Colbert]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shigeru Miyamoto\|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"]'' and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry\|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

	Let Harvey Birdman work for you!		Let Harvey Birdman work for you!

Eamoo at 12:16, 12 January 2012

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	{{Quote\|~~I Detest the Harvey Birdman Commercial! Well, I do! :smileymad:~~ My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}

	In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:		In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

Eamoo at 12:15, 12 January 2012

2012-01-12T12:15:44Z

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	{{Quote\|I Detest the Harvey Birdman Commercial! Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>		{{Quote\|I Detest the Harvey Birdman Commercial! Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}

	In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:		In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

Eamoo at 12:15, 12 January 2012

2012-01-12T12:15:32Z

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			{{Quote\|I Detest the Harvey Birdman Commercial! Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Ego\|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!\|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown\|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>

	In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:		In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law\|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment\|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

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	{{CWC on TV}}		{{CWC on TV}}
			{{References}}
	[[Category:Contests]]		[[Category:Contests]]
	[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]		[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
	[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007\| 2005-02-24]]		[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007\| 2005-02-24]]

PowerThrills: Not actually in the video.

2011-10-06T04:00:32Z

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	[[Chris and his Ego\|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]]. ~~Thank you very much! [''Nazi salute'']~~		[[Chris and his Ego\|This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production]].

	{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]\|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]\|}}		{{succession\|label=[[List of videos\|Chris's videos]]\|prevlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]\|nextlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]\|}}