Hello, Juffalo - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 02:52, 9 January 2026

2026-01-09T02:52:56Z

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	"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.		"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

FromtheWordsofBR at 23:37, 8 January 2026

2026-01-08T23:37:07Z

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	"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.		"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

	Chris tries hard to act like a {{w\|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", ~~which is apparently~~ a ~~Juggalo~~ term ~~for superficial~~ posers who ~~don't understand~~ the ~~depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music~~.		Chris tries hard to act like a {{w\|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", a term used by ICP fans to describe posers who claim to be Juggalos, despite clearly not being a part of the fanbase or general scene (which, ironically, fits Chris in this instance).

	This is the second time [[Homos\|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].		This is the second time [[Homos\|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].

Makuchi at 04:28, 2 August 2025

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	[[Category:Kodak camera videos\|2009-12-18]]		[[Category:Kodak camera videos\| 2009-12-18]]

Makuchi at 02:13, 2 August 2025

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			[[Category:Kodak camera videos\|2009-12-18]]

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

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	[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4-cent_garbage.com\|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers\|MAKES ME HAPPY]]		[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins'']
			[[4-cent_garbage.com\|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers\|MAKES ME HAPPY]]
	[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]		[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
	Say what you will of me,		Say what you will of me,
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	I'll never give another second to them other hoes!		I'll never give another second to them other hoes!

	[''Chris struggles to ~~keep along~~ the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:'']		[''Chris struggles to follow the chorus, which repeats twice, then makes retarded poses while slurring:'']
	Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!		Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus! Lotus!

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

2023-11-15T15:57:47Z

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	[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4-cent_garbage.com\|MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY]]		[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4-cent_garbage.com\|MASS MURDER]] [[Twin Falling Towers\|MAKES ME HAPPY]]
	[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]		[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
	Say what you will of me,		Say what you will of me,

Zillachu at 18:26, 12 September 2023

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	[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[~~4CentGarbage~~.com\|MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY]]		[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4-cent_garbage.com\|MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY]]
	[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]		[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
	Say what you will of me,		Say what you will of me,

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

2023-09-12T18:26:25Z

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	["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']		["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']
	<poem>		<poem>
	And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."		And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless.

	I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus		I got love for my homies, members of the Lotus
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	[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY		[''mumbling stops, shouting of chorus begins''] [[4CentGarbage.com\|MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY]]
	[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]		[[Chris and death\|DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY]]
	Say what you will of me,		Say what you will of me,

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

2023-09-12T18:25:44Z

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	[[Captain's Log\|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.		[[Captain's Log\|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.

	[''~~Background audio~~ begins playing'']		["Juggalo Family" ''begins playing'']
	<poem>		<poem>
	And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."		And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."

Zillachu: /* Transcript */

2023-09-12T18:25:24Z

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	[[Captain's Log\|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.		[[Captain's Log\|Captain's Rockin' LOG]], fans! And we're rockin' it...out loud, with "Juffalo Family" for my gal pal.

			[''Background audio begins playing'']
	<poem>		<poem>
	And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."		And you want to know if I'll trade ten Juggalos, for a hundred mainstream fans, and I said, "I wouldn't trade ten Juggalos for a hundred ''thousand'' mainstream fans; ten Juggalos is priceless."

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	{{quote\|Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work?\|CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.}}		{{quote\|Fuckin' Chris Chan, how does he work?\|CorruptedGamingShow making a reference to an ICP meme.}}
			[[File:126499951987.jpg\|thumb\|400px\|]]
	"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.		"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

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	"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.		"'''Hello, Juffalo'''" (or "'''Hello, Juffalo.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on 18 [[December 2009]], where [[Chris]] performs "{{w\|Tales from the Lotus Pod\|Juggalo Family}}" by {{w\|Dark Lotus}}, a supergroup featuring members of the {{w\|Insane Clown Posse}}, and fucks up the lyrics constantly.

	Chris tries hard to act like a {{w\|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", ~~which is apparently~~ a ~~Juggalo~~ term ~~for superficial~~ posers who ~~don't understand~~ the ~~depth and complexity of literally clowny rap music~~.		Chris tries hard to act like a {{w\|Juggalo}} by painting his face like a [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]]-themed clown (note the rosy red cheeks, which instead make him look like a human-cockatiel hybrid abomination) and imitating stereotypes of gangster subculture. He is close to having no flow, spending the majority of the time either mumbling the lyrics or not even reciting them at all. In other words, ''Chris can't even get being part of one of the most infamous fanbases in music right!'' He also gives a shout-out to "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo Juffalos]", a term used by ICP fans to describe posers who claim to be Juggalos, despite clearly not being a part of the fanbase or general scene (which, ironically, fits Chris in this instance).

	This is the second time [[Homos\|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].		This is the second time [[Homos\|Chris wore makeup]], with the first time being shown in [[War Paint Video]].