Homos - Revision history

WarnerBro at 21:47, 13 September 2026

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	In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action\|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)\|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.		In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action\|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)\|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.

	As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:		As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:

	{{quote\|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!\|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010\|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}		{{quote\|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!\|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010\|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}
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	===Defenses against becoming a homo===		===Defenses against becoming a homo===
	[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|stomping on vibrators and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]]]		[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|stomping on vibrators and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]]]
	It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster\|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. ~~The fact that she is~~ a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and [[china]].		It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster\|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. Her being a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and [[china]].

	When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>		When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>
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	Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children\|children]] of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324174526/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.		Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children\|children]] of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324174526/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.

	In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.		In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a [[Chris and pornography\|porn]] DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.

	{{quote\|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo\|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.\|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}		{{quote\|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo\|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.\|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}

WarnerBro at 21:42, 13 September 2026

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	Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony\|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender\|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra\|male bodies]], and his [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being "freaked out."<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being "mislabeled" as a homo.		Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony\|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender\|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra\|male bodies]], and his [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being "freaked out."<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being "mislabeled" as a homo.

	Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)\|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used "homo" exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Ivy\|demonstrably]] [[Jackie\|false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality\|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal~~-pals~~\|women]].		Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)\|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used "homo" exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Ivy\|demonstrably]] [[Jackie\|false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality\|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal pal\|women]].

	Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)\|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:		Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)\|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:
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	It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.		It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.

	The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.		The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Chris's comic self]] travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system — so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.

	A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon cactus that Chris mistook for a [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:		A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon cactus that Chris mistook for a [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:

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	{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}		{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}
	{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]] in [[2010]]...<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}
	{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|~~Chris in~~ [[2020~~]], flaunting his [[bisexuality~~]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|... and [[2020]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg\|thumb\|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]		[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg\|thumb\|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]

FurryChristorian789 at 16:59, 16 April 2026

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	On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|the homos can go die in explosions]]."		On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|the homos can go die in explosions]]."

			It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.

	The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.		The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.

PsychoNerd054 at 12:44, 13 June 2025

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	{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men, and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}		{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}
	{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}
	{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|Chris in [[2020]], flaunting his [[bisexuality]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|Chris in [[2020]], flaunting his [[bisexuality]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}

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Lesbianism

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	On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage \|Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry\|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor\|DOMA]] deliberations. In it, he reiterated his support for lesbians and his disapproval of "the damn homosexual males".		On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage \|Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry\|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor\|DOMA]] deliberations. In it, he reiterated his support for lesbians and his disapproval of "the damn homosexual males".

	By 14 [[August 2014]], Chris's [[transgender]] status had proceeded to coming out as a "lesbian-identified male." In his coming out post, he posted a picture of himself holding an LGBT flag, but stated that "I support the LBT fully; the G.[ay] M.[ale]s are fortunate to be on this boat.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]</ref>" On 31 [[October 2014]], Chris spent that [[Halloween]] at a gay bar dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian",<ref>[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality, in that visiting a gay bar was THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions in the past that he would never do in his life.		By 14 [[August 2014]], Chris's [[transgender]] status had proceeded to coming out as a "lesbian-identified male." In his coming out post, he posted a picture of himself holding an LGBT flag, but stated that "I support the LBT fully; the G.[ay] M.[ale]s are fortunate to be on this boat."<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]</ref> On 31 [[October 2014]], Chris spent that [[Halloween]] at a gay bar dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian",<ref>[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality, in that visiting a gay bar was THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions in the past that he would never do in his life.

	Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' lesbian deuteragonist Chloe Price.		Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' lesbian deuteragonist Chloe Price.

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	~~==Sources==~~		{{References}}
	~~<references/>~~

	{{Sexuality}}		{{Sexuality}}
	[[Category:Homos]]		[[Category:Homos]]

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Shifting stance

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	Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' lesbian deuteragonist Chloe Price.		Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' lesbian deuteragonist Chloe Price.

	==Shifting ~~stance~~==		==Shifting Stance on Gay People==
	[[File:CWC's FB like on news about gay men, April 2017.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris likes a news item about gay men, April 2017.]]		[[File:CWC's FB like on news about gay men, April 2017.png\|thumb\|200px\|Chris likes a news item about gay men, April 2017.]]

PsychoNerd054: More detail is went into this in the Hermaphrodite page, and it's somewhat outdated

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More detail is went into this in the Hermaphrodite page, and it's somewhat outdated

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	When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>		When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>

	Chris has also encouraged women to not [[Alcohol\|drink]], [[Tobacky\|smoke]], or be physically abused while pregnant, as this could cause the baby to be born homosexual, as if Homosexuality is like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. <ref>[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay\|Mailbag #5]]</ref> Chris is also convinced that his chances of becoming homosexual have been raised because he did not engage in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160630043451/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education] old CWCki Dating Education archive</ref> hence his oft-stated regret that he did not get [[dating education]] classes in high school, and his recommendation that they be made available for the youth of today.		Chris has also encouraged women to not [[Alcohol\|drink]], [[Tobacky\|smoke]], or be physically abused while pregnant, as this could cause the baby to be born homosexual, as if Homosexuality is like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. <ref>[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay\|Mailbag #5]]</ref> Chris is also convinced that his chances of becoming homosexual have been raised because he did not engage in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160630043451/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education] old CWCki Dating Education archive</ref> hence his oft-stated regret that he did not get [[dating education]] classes in high school, and his recommendation that they be made available for the youth of today.

	Considering the myriad of habits Chris has cultivated which are highly atypical for a straight male, it seems certain that he has been at the very least sexually confused. He is demonstrably very aggressive and insecure about it.

	==Lesbianism==		==Lesbianism==

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	{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men, and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]".}}		{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men, and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}
	{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}
	{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|Chris in [[2020]], flaunting his [[bisexuality]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|Chris in [[2020]], flaunting his [[bisexuality]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}

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	In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action\|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)\|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.		In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action\|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)\|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.

	As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:		As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:

	{{quote\|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!\|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010\|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}		{{quote\|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!\|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010\|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}
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	===Defenses against becoming a homo===		===Defenses against becoming a homo===
	[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|stomping on vibrators and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]]]		[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg\|thumb\|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator\|stomping on vibrators and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]]]
	It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster\|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. ~~The fact that she is~~ a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and [[china]].		It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail\|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster\|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. Her being a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and [[china]].

	When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>		When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters\|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid\|Mailbag #4]]</ref>
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	Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children\|children]] of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324174526/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.		Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)\|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children\|children]] of [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324174526/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.

	In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.		In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a [[Chris and pornography\|porn]] DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.

	{{quote\|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo\|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.\|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}		{{quote\|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo\|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.\|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}

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	Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony\|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender\|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra\|male bodies]], and his [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being "freaked out."<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being "mislabeled" as a homo.		Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony\|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender\|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra\|male bodies]], and his [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being "freaked out."<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being "mislabeled" as a homo.

	Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)\|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used "homo" exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Ivy\|demonstrably]] [[Jackie\|false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality\|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal~~-pals~~\|women]].		Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)\|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used "homo" exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Ivy\|demonstrably]] [[Jackie\|false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality\|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal pal\|women]].

	Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)\|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:		Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)\|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:
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	It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.		It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.

	The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.		The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)\|Chris's comic self]] travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system — so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.

	A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon cactus that Chris mistook for a [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:		A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon cactus that Chris mistook for a [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:

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	{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}		{{Misinfo\|It should be noted that Chris used this term interchangeably with gay men and trans women he perceived as being just gay men. He referred to the ones he saw as authentic women as "[[hermaphrodite\|hermaphrodites]]". One should note the context of the conversations he was in whilst using these terms to determine what he was referring to.}}
	{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I Am Straight; [[China\|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts\|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck\|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.\|[[Chris]] in [[2010]]...<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}
	{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|~~Chris in~~ [[2020~~]], flaunting his [[bisexuality~~]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|I'm bisexual trans woman! And I, I lick pussy and suck cocks!\|... and [[2020]].<ref>[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet#July 2023 Leaks]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg\|thumb\|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]		[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg\|thumb\|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]

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	On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|the homos can go die in explosions]]."		On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country\|the homos can go die in explosions]]."

			It should also be noted that his homophobia was not limited exclusively to his digital escapades. As documented, Chris casually expressed homophobia at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (much to the disapproval of a card tournament organizer), particularly because he assumed the store's [[Manajerks\|manager]] [[Michael Snyder]] and owner's son Tito were homosexual, upon hearing them joke around and exchange sarcastic romantic comments.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Similarly, a homosexual card player named Eric was the target of hostility from Chris, the former even fearing for his life but [[Daniel Mimms]] doubted that Eric was under any real threat.

	The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.		The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the law\|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay\|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung\|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.