Honor roll - Revision history

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	Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>		Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

	[[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] stated in a [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins\|call]] with [[ThePCAssassins]] that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob ~~was~~ either ~~mistaken~~, ~~lying~~ or ~~progressing into senility~~. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.		[[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] stated in a [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins\|call]] with [[ThePCAssassins]] that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob either misunderstood their question, or simply forgot about it at his old age. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===

WarnerBro at 20:17, 13 March 2026

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	On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.		On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

	Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects, he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[Chris and ~~computers~~\|computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.		Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects, he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[Chris and electronics\|computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.

	One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.		One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.
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	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===
	{{Main\|Manchester High Leaks}}		{{Main\|Manchester High Leaks}}
	In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. These documents revealed that, despite one or more teachers giving him high marks that he indisputably did not deserve (possibly out of pity or their own incompetence), Chris got a D+ (72%) in English for the spring 1999 semester, and got low scores in at least two other classes. Extrapolating backwards from his English report card, however, his grade for fall 1998 was a relatively decent 84%, probably a B. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed honor roll status.		In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. These documents revealed that, despite one or more teachers giving him high marks that he indisputably did not deserve (possibly out of pity, their own incompetence, or both), Chris got a D+ (72%) in English for the spring 1999 semester, and got low scores in at least two other classes. Extrapolating backwards from his English report card, however, his grade for fall 1998 was a relatively decent 84%, probably a B. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed honor roll status.

	==Notes and references==		==Notes and references==
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	*[[Chris and mathematics]]		*[[Chris and mathematics]]
	*[[Manchester High School]]		*[[Manchester High School]]
			*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
	*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]		*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]
	*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

	{{HighSchoolSaga}}		{{HighSchoolSaga}}

WarnerBro: /* Truthfulness of the claim */

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	On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.		On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

	Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.		Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects, he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[Chris and computers\|computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.

	One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[~~Destruction Of Chris's House~~\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.		One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[2014 house fire\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.

	Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>		Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

	[[Bob]] stated in a [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins\|call]] with [[ThePCAssassins]] that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.		[[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] stated in a [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins\|call]] with [[ThePCAssassins]] that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Truthfulness of the claim */

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	Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>		Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

	[[Bob]] stated in a ~~prank~~ call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>~~[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11] -~~ 11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.		[[Bob]] stated in a [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins\|call]] with [[ThePCAssassins]] that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===

PsychoNerd054: hammers in picket sign No fun allowed. LOL

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*hammers in picket sign* No fun allowed. LOL

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	{{~~protip~~\|As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll~~. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status~~.}}		{{Misinfo\|As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll.}}

	{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}		{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}

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	{{protip\|As of ~~2025~~, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}		{{protip\|As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}

	{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}		{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}

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	{{protip\|As of ~~2024~~, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}		{{protip\|As of 2025, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}

	{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}		{{quote\|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]\|[[Spanish\|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}

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	{{quote\|HONOR ROLL MY ASS\|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}		{{quote\|HONOR ROLL MY ASS\|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}

	Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds\|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[~~Trolls~~\|past behavior]], [[~~Vanessa Hudgens~~\|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English\|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego\|self]]-[[Chris and reality\|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.		Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds\|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[Chris and...\|past behavior]], [[Naive\|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English\|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego\|self]]-[[Chris and reality\|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible, as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

	In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb\|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.		In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb\|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.
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	On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.		On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

	Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality ~~spin-off~~]] in the first place.		Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.

	One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.		One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.
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	Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>		Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

	[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>~~http~~://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.		[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11] - 11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===

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	*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)\|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].		*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)\|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
	*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile\|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.		*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile\|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
	*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Aspergers]].		*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Asperger syndrome\|Aspergers]].
	*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.		*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
	*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].		*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].

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	On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.		On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

	Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[~~Stress~~\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality spin-off]] in the first place.		Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality spin-off]] in the first place.

	One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.		One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.

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	{{quote\|HONOR ROLL MY ASS\|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}		{{quote\|HONOR ROLL MY ASS\|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}

	Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds\|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[~~Trolls~~\|past behavior]], [[~~Vanessa Hudgens~~\|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English\|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego\|self]]-[[Chris and reality\|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.		Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[Manchester High School\|high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds\|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[Chris and...\|past behavior]], [[Naive\|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English\|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego\|self]]-[[Chris and reality\|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status whenever and wherever possible, as it is one of the most easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

	In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb\|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.		In actuality, available information about his grades and behavior in the classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb\|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.
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	On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.		On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]," he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

	Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality ~~spin-off~~]] in the first place.		Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Chris and stress\|laziness]], [[naïve\|naïveté]], [[Chris and his ego\|egotism]], [[Chris and anger\|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex\|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast. Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)\|low-quality recolor]] in the first place.

	One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.		One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards\|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House\|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House\|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.
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	Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>		Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards\|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls\|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

	[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>~~http~~://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.		[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11] - 11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll\|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

	===June 2014 leaks===		===June 2014 leaks===

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	*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)\|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].		*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)\|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
	*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile\|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.		*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile\|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
	*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Aspergers]].		*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)\|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Asperger syndrome\|Aspergers]].
	*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.		*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement\|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
	*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].		*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].

Honor roll - Revision history

FromtheWordsofBR at 22:56, 13 March 2026

WarnerBro at 20:17, 13 March 2026

WarnerBro: /* Truthfulness of the claim */

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Truthfulness of the claim */

PsychoNerd054: *hammers in picket sign* No fun allowed. LOL

PsychoNerd054 at 03:23, 11 February 2025

PsychoNerd054 at 03:21, 11 February 2025

FromtheWordsofBR at 05:45, 13 November 2024

Amanitie: /* Where Chris has claimed honor roll status */ Disambiguated link

WarnerBro: /* Truthfulness of the claim */

PsychoNerd054: hammers in picket sign No fun allowed. LOL