Hooker incident - Revision history

Master: /* Clyde call */

2026-06-24T08:38:43Z

Clyde call

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	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.
	<br><font color="#~~4682B4~~">'''~~Chris~~:'''</font> [''~~[[Barbara Chandler\|Barbara]]~~ prompting ~~him, indistinct~~''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.		<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> [''prompting Chris''] Tell 'em.
			<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more [[JERKS\|evil men]] in this world.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more [[JERKS\|evil men]] in this world.
	<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I don't know who you think you are.		<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I don't know who you think you are.

FromtheWordsofBR at 00:49, 24 June 2026

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	==Background==		==Background==
	After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. ~~However~~, his father [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] called the [[jerkop\|police]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents]]</ref>		After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. Chris was unamused, and so were his parents; his father [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] called the [[jerkop\|police]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents]]</ref>

	Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts~~. Chris was unamused~~. [[Barbara Chandler\|His mother]] joined in on the call, and she demanded Clyde (and Bryan) stop harassing them.		Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. [[Barbara Chandler\|His mother]] joined in on the call, and she demanded Clyde (and Bryan) stop harassing them.

	==Post-date call==		==Post-date call==
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	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> [[Chris and sex\|Sex]] is not true love, Chris.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> [[Chris and sex\|Sex]] is not true love, Chris.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']
	<br>[''~~indistinct talking in background - likely Bob?~~'']		<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''prompting Chris''] Keep his nose out of our business.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.

WarnerBro: /* Background */

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Background

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	==Background==		==Background==
	After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. However, his father [[Bob]] called the [[jerkop\|police]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents]]</ref>		After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. However, his father [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]] called the [[jerkop\|police]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents]]</ref>

	Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused. [[Barbara Chandler\|His mother]] joined in on the call, and she demanded Clyde (and Bryan) stop harassing them.		Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused. [[Barbara Chandler\|His mother]] joined in on the call, and she demanded Clyde (and Bryan) stop harassing them.

FromtheWordsofBR: /* Clyde call */

2025-07-25T04:51:47Z

Clyde call

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	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find [[Sweetheart from the ground up\|true love]].		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find [[Sweetheart from the ground up\|true love]].
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> [[Chris and sex\|Sex]] is not true love, Chris.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> [[Chris and sex\|Sex]] is not true love, Chris.
	<br>[''~~Chris~~ talking in ~~the~~ background~~, indistinct~~'']		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh'']
			<br>[''indistinct talking in background - likely Bob?'']
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Yeah.

Eamoo at 21:19, 2 June 2025

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			:''This article is about the time prostitutes were sent to Chris' house by trolls. For the time Chris visited a hooker, see [[Mia Hamm]]''.

	The '''hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]] [[Carlos Chantor\|prostitutes]] to [[14 Branchland Court]] on 19 [[March 2009]] so Chris would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].		The '''hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of [[boyfriend-free girl\|boyfriend-free]] [[Carlos Chantor\|prostitutes]] to [[14 Branchland Court]] on 19 [[March 2009]] so Chris would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Background */

2025-06-02T13:14:11Z

Background

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	==Background==		==Background==
	After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity, ~~and~~ his ~~parents~~ called the [[jerkop\|police]] ~~afterwards~~.		After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. However, his father [[Bob]] called the [[jerkop\|police]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents]]</ref>

	Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused~~, and later got~~ [[Barbara Chandler\|~~his~~ mother]] ~~to ward~~ Clyde (and Bryan) ~~off~~.		Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused. [[Barbara Chandler\|His mother]] joined in on the call, and she demanded Clyde (and Bryan) stop harassing them.

	==Post-date call==		==Post-date call==

PsychoNerd054 at 12:43, 2 June 2025

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	==Background==		==Background==
	After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity~~. Chris literally started crying~~ and his parents called the [[jerkop\|police]].		After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity, and his parents called the [[jerkop\|police]] afterwards.

	Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused, and later got [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] to ward Clyde (and Bryan) off.		Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused, and later got [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] to ward Clyde (and Bryan) off.

FromtheWordsofBR at 05:04, 25 October 2024

2024-10-25T05:04:43Z

Amanitie: /* Post-date call */

2024-10-23T13:06:49Z

Post-date call

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	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?
	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[~~Sarah May~~\|Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[PandaHalo\|Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see.
	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.

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	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?
	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[Sarah May\|Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> I see.
	<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.		<br><font color="#CD5555">'''Emily:'''</font> Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.
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	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Hey, why don't you take care of yourself, too, Chris, okay?		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> Hey, why don't you take care of yourself, too, Chris, okay?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.


	==Clyde call==		==Clyde call==

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	After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[jerkop\|police]].		After Chris's failed [[date with Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 19 March, Chris came home only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity. Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[jerkop\|police]].

	Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date as well as his ~~antipathy~~ towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused, and later ~~gets~~ [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] to ward Clyde off.		Shortly after they were turned in, Chris had a phone call with [[Emily]], where she criticized him for constantly touching her during their date, as well as his behavior towards the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. [[Clyde Cash]] showed up near the end, and later called Chris again, taking responsibility for the escorts. Chris was unamused, and later got [[Barbara Chandler\|his mother]] to ward Clyde (and Bryan) off.

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	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, who is this?		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Uh, who is this?
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> It's Clyde.		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> It's Clyde.
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, I see		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, I see.
	<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> You want to say "hi" to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh, I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How, how’d that work out for you?		<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:'''</font> You want to say "hi" to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh, I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How, how’d that work out for you?
	<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being, being sent over, and, uh, they re—, and they reported them to the [[Jerkop\|police]], and they got turned in, and, uh...yeah, we did not appreciate that.		<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being, being sent over, and, uh, they re—, and they reported them to the [[Jerkop\|police]], and they got turned in, and, uh...yeah, we did not appreciate that.
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	{{Quote\|Something else that has piqued my curiousity [sic], from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D\|"[[JenkinsJinkies]]"<ref>[[User talk:JenkinsJinkies]]</ref>}}		{{Quote\|Something else that has piqued my curiousity [sic], from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D\|"[[JenkinsJinkies]]"<ref>[[User talk:JenkinsJinkies]]</ref>}}

	On 12 [[April 2012]], a leaked [[Facebook]] post revealed that Chris had lost [[Virgin with rage\|his virginity]]. The post made suggestions--later confirmed--that Chris had indeed hired a [[Mia Hamm\|hooker]].		On 12 [[April 2012]], a leaked [[Facebook]] post revealed that Chris had lost [[Virgin with rage\|his virginity]]. The post made suggestions - later confirmed - that Chris had indeed hired a [[Mia Hamm\|hooker]].

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==