I am Alive - Revision history

Makuchi at 04:39, 2 August 2025

2025-08-02T04:39:39Z

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PsychoNerd054: Removing rumor about Bella.

2025-07-12T18:22:34Z

Removing rumor about Bella.

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	Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.		Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.

	And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. ~~[[Isabella Loretta Janke\|~~You don't rape a hamster!]]		And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster!

	And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.		And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.

FromtheWordsofBR at 02:24, 25 July 2024

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	~~[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]~~		{{Honest}}
	[[Image:~~Fkinglie~~.~~png~~\|thumb\|~~right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response~~.]]		[[Image:FutureCWC.jpg\|thumb\|Thinning by the day.]]

	'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ~~ads~~ claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.		'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to ads on the [[CWCipedia]] claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.

	Note that ~~the~~ [[~~ShecameforCWC.JPG~~]] [[~~parody~~]] ad with [[Affair with Mother\|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]] had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.		Note that an ad [[parody]]ing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], with [[Affair with Mother\|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]], had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.

	In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.		In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.

	==Part 1==		==Part 1==

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===
			[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]
			[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, [[Affair with Mother\|this]] elicits no response.]]

	[''[[sigh]]''] C-Log, February 4th, [[2010]].		[''[[sigh]]''] C-Log, February 4th, [[2010]].

	First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid [[Mao]] and his ~~stupid~~ advertisements. Don't ''[sic]'' I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and [[Chris and Health\|healthy]]~~. [[Image:FutureCWC.jpg\|thumb\|Thinning by the day.]] That's for the announcements~~.		First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid [[Mao]] and his... advertisements. Don't ''[sic]'' I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and [[Chris and Health\|healthy]].

	~~So...~~ I~~'ll~~ admit [[Alec]] has a sizable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had—I originally had permission for using [[Simonchu]] in my comics from [[Evan]], but then he took it away, [[Simonla]] was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh... I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today—or later on.		As for the announcements, uh, I admit [[Alec]] has a sizable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had—I originally had permission for using [[Simonchu]] in my comics from [[Evan]], but then he took it away, [[Simonla]] was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh... I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today—or later on.

	''[[sigh]]'' I apologize to Alec for calling him [[naïve]] multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao—here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go.		''[[sigh]]'' I apologize to Alec for calling him [[naïve]] multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao—here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing! Shoo. There you go.

Cereally: /* Transcript */

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Transcript

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	Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.		Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.

	And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. [[Isabella Loretta ~~Jane~~\|You don't rape a hamster!]]		And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. [[Isabella Loretta Janke\|You don't rape a hamster!]]

	And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.		And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.

Cereally: /* Part 1 */

2023-08-12T00:59:53Z

Part 1

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	Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.		Uhh... I just been—forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck.

	And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster!		And I apologize to Alec for—for taking [[Asperchu]] and his—rec—and his recreated characters... for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa—there'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother... hmm. I apologize for [[Basement Rosechus\|accusing him for female entrapment]] and, uh, rumors about [[rape]]. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to—he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham—giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. [[Isabella Loretta Jane\|You don't rape a hamster!]]

	And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.		And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but [[Mass debating\|real life]] just happens, though. That's my only excuse, real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates.

KingClark at 23:13, 2 January 2022

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	[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]		[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|200px\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]
	[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]		[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]

KingClark at 23:12, 2 January 2022

2022-01-02T23:12:15Z

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	'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.		'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.

	Note that the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] [[parody]] ad with [[~~Incest~~\|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]] had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.		Note that the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] [[parody]] ad with [[Affair with Mother\|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]] had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.

	In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.		In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.

KingClark at 23:11, 2 January 2022

2022-01-02T23:11:56Z

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	[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]		[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]
	[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]		[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]

	'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.		'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.

Resrsc: archive

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KingClark at 23:25, 28 August 2021

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	[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]		[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]

	'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.		'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.

	Note that the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] [[parody]] ad with an ~~oedipal~~ Chris and [[Barbara]] had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.		Note that the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] [[parody]] ad with [[Incest\|an Oedipal Chris]] and [[Barbara]] had been up for three days and he never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead ''right next to it.'' Some fellow Christorians have theorized that perhaps nudity and matriphilia are calmly accepted around the Chandler household, while others propose that Chris is too dense to realize that the woman depicted is meant to be his mother.

	In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.		In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]], Alec told Chris that the ads would be removed from CWCipedia on the condition that Chris would apologize for specific things – Alec had Chris writing them down, and in this video, Chris is literally reading a script in an emotionless, particularly insincere manner, on camera. While Chris obviously half-assed yet another precious task given to him, the trolls honored their end of the deal and nevertheless removed the ads from CWCipedia.

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	[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]		[[Image:RIP Chris Chan.JPG\|thumb\|left\|Apparently, this is all it takes to get a video...]]
	[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]		[[Image:Fkinglie.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|...but surprisingly, this elicits no response.]]

	'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.		'''I am Alive''' (officially '''02042010 - I am Alive.MOV''') is a two-part video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler\|Chris]] on 5 [[February 2010]]. In reaction to the ads claiming that he died, Chris made this video to dispel those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse\|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement.

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