I am STRAIGHT - Revision history

Ayumu Kasuga at 18:21, 21 January 2026

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	Chris follows this up with a 10-minute dissertation on how he [[Women's rights\|deeply loves, respects, and understands women]], insisting also that he wants to have sex with them. He seems to assume that heterosexuality demands more than a superficial physical attraction to women to be credible. In his attempt to laud the qualities of women, Chris ascribes to them numerous qualities, including having superior power, agility, and coping skills than men. Also, [[Plush Breasts\|boobies]] and [[china]]s.		Chris follows this up with a 10-minute dissertation on how he [[Women's rights\|deeply loves, respects, and understands women]], insisting also that he wants to have sex with them. He seems to assume that heterosexuality demands more than a superficial physical attraction to women to be credible. In his attempt to laud the qualities of women, Chris ascribes to them numerous qualities, including having superior power, agility, and coping skills than men. Also, [[Plush Breasts\|boobies]] and [[china]]s.

	Chris did these videos in a failed attempt to appease [[Clyde Cash]] to have his website restored.<ref>[[Gregg_Mays_E-mails#It_is_I.2C_Jason_Kendrick_Howell.21_If_you_ever_want_to_see_your_beloved_site_restored.2C_you_must_meet_my_demands._.E2.80.94_January_12.2C_2009]]</ref>		Chris did these videos in a failed attempt to appease [[Clyde Cash]] to have his website restored.<ref>[[Gregg_Mays_E-mails#It_is_I.2C_Jason_Kendrick_Howell.21_If_you_ever_want_to_see_your_beloved_site_restored.2C_you_must_meet_my_demands._.E2.80.94_January_12.2C_2009]]</ref> The first part is no longer on the channel, while the second part remains.

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Makuchi at 22:26, 12 August 2025

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Makuchi: /* Part 2 */

2024-08-28T07:18:34Z

Part 2

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	[[Chris and his ego\|You know who I am]]. But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around [''farts''] on the Internet about—against me. [''inhales deeply'']		[[Chris and his ego\|You know who I am]]. But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around [''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|farts]]''] on the Internet about—against me. [''inhales deeply'']

	So, I tell y—so, I tell you for sure and for true that ''I'' am ''straight''. I could te—and I can tell you why from a lifetime of stories, but I'll tell it to you in just a few short minutes.		So, I tell y—so, I tell you for sure and for true that ''I'' am ''straight''. I could te—and I can tell you why from a lifetime of stories, but I'll tell it to you in just a few short minutes.

Cereally at 12:25, 4 August 2023

2023-08-04T12:25:08Z

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	== References ==		== References ==
	<references/>		<references/>

			{{MiyamotoSaga}}

	{{Captain's Log}}		{{Captain's Log}}

	~~{{Clyde Saga}}~~

	[[Category:Captain's log entries\| 2009-01-12]]		[[Category:Captain's log entries\| 2009-01-12]]

Resrsc: /* Part 2 */

2021-09-07T01:52:44Z

Part 2

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	\| name = I am STRAIGHT Part 2		\| name = I am STRAIGHT Part 2
	\| ~~video~~ = ~~{{#ev:youtube\|~~4_za09_kjZA}}		\| ytid = 4_za09_kjZA
	\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]		\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}

Resrsc: /* Part 1 */

2021-09-07T01:52:22Z

Part 1

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	\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]		\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}

KingClark: /* Part 2 */

2021-06-02T12:34:04Z

Part 2

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	Anyway… most of my friends in my life… have been ''female''. I've had only few ''male'' acquaintances. And they've definitely turned me off—the majority of them—because they are rude, crude, and inconsiderate… causing wars and such.		Anyway… most of my friends in my life… have been ''female''. I've had only few ''male'' acquaintances. And they've definitely turned me off—the majority of them—because they are rude, crude, and inconsiderate… causing wars and such.

	[[Image:Women are.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|A lesson Chris refuses to learn]]		[[Image:Women are.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|A lesson Chris refuses to learn.]]

	''But''… women are ''so'' kind and sweet. And you don't have to look at any… pict—any—any of 'em in bikinis or in the ''nude''… to know—to—to—not s—to fail to see the attrac—to fail to see the ''beauty'' in each and every… wonderful woman. But inside that beauty they all have ''caring'' qualities—the majority of them. Y’know, between them and me and the majority of the world… we all just want to be understood! [''sigh''] And I understand the ladies. I understand the women.		''But''… women are ''so'' kind and sweet. And you don't have to look at any… pict—any—any of 'em in bikinis or in the ''nude''… to know—to—to—not s—to fail to see the attrac—to fail to see the ''beauty'' in each and every… wonderful woman. But inside that beauty they all have ''caring'' qualities—the majority of them. Y’know, between them and me and the majority of the world… we all just want to be understood! [''sigh''] And I understand the ladies. I understand the women.

KingClark: /* Transcript */

2020-11-23T06:44:42Z

Transcript

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	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

	[[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|You know who I am]]. But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around [''farts''] on the Internet about—against me. [''inhales deeply'']		[[Chris and his ego\|You know who I am]]. But I have randomly decided to make this video because I am sick of all the false accusations and rumors and slanders that have been going around [''farts''] on the Internet about—against me. [''inhales deeply'']

	So, I tell y—so, I tell you for sure and for true that ''I'' am ''straight''. I could te—and I can tell you why from a lifetime of stories, but I'll tell it to you in just a few short minutes.		So, I tell y—so, I tell you for sure and for true that ''I'' am ''straight''. I could te—and I can tell you why from a lifetime of stories, but I'll tell it to you in just a few short minutes.

KingClark at 06:44, 23 November 2020

2020-11-23T06:44:15Z

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	\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]		\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}
			\| style = {{Reason\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1\|I am STRAIGHT Part 1]]		\| previous = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1\|I am STRAIGHT Part 1]]

KingClark: /* Description */

2020-11-23T06:43:25Z

Description

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	\| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009#Video\|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]		\| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009#Video\|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]
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	{{quote\|''Boobies!'' ''Vaginas''. Mmm....}}		{{quote\|''Boobies!'' ''Vaginas''. Mmm...}}

	=== Transcript ===		=== Transcript ===

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	\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]		\| stardate = 12 [[January 2009]]
	\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}		\| subject = {{Homos\|text}}
			\| style = {{Reason\|text}}
	\| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt\|text}}		\| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt\|text}}
	\| previous = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1\|I am STRAIGHT Part 1]]		\| previous = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1\|I am STRAIGHT Part 1]]