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	Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].		Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

	If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,~~500~~,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = 0.~~014~~ [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].		If one uses the recently passed number of 8 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 4,000,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = 0.016 [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

	==Uses by Chris==		==Uses by Chris==

Y0h 513nn R3n at 12:09, 21 May 2019

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	{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris, demonstrating his mathematical prowess<ref>[[Megan ~~Emails~~, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris, demonstrating his mathematical prowess<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]		[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]

Buick lesabre at 03:25, 19 April 2019

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	{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris, demonstrating his mathematical prowess<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]		[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]

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	[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]		[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]

	The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will ~~[[lie\|~~already have a boyfriend]], making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].		The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will already have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].

	Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].		Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

Boythestoy at 03:49, 2 December 2016

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	Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].		Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

	If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = ~~[[Honor roll\|~~0.014]] [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].		If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = 0.014 [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

	==Uses by Chris==		==Uses by Chris==

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Boomhauer at 19:01, 3 January 2015

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	{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS\|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage\|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter\|children]].\|Chris<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

	[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris]]		[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg\|thumb\|Get used to it, Chris.]]

	The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will [[lie\|already have a boyfriend]], making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].		The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will [[lie\|already have a boyfriend]], making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].
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	Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].		Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

	If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = 0.014 [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].		If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = [[Honor roll\|0.014]] [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

	==Uses by Chris==		==Uses by Chris==

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	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Chris and mathematics]]
	*[[Chris and sex]]		*[[Chris and sex]]
	*[[Noviophobia]]		*[[Noviophobia]]

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	Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].		Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

	If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = [[Honor roll\|0.014]] [[JERKS#~~The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate~~\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].		If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.000000000004 = [[Honor roll\|0.014]] [[JERKS#The list of males Chris doesn't hate\|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

	==Uses by Chris==		==Uses by Chris==
	*Chris appears to have coined the term in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. It shows up in a couple of the middle issues of the newsletter, during one of his self-pitying advertisements for his [[Love Quest]] and in his collection of [[Sonichu'~~s_News_Dash~~#Chris~~.27s_dating_tips~~\|dating tips]].		*Chris appears to have coined the term in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. It shows up in a couple of the middle issues of the newsletter, during one of his self-pitying advertisements for his [[Love Quest]] and in his collection of [[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's dating tips\|dating tips]].
	*In Chris's letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' concerning ''[[Sprung]]'', he says the game helped him forget his "fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor."		*In Chris's letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' concerning ''[[Sprung]]'', he says the game helped him forget his "fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor."
	*In an [[~~Megan_Emails~~,~~_Aug~~-~~Dec_2007~~#~~Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself~~\|e-mail]] to [[Megan]] about his angry freak-out at [[the GAMe PLACe]] (inspired by Megan kissing a friend of hers), Chris blames the Boyfriend Factor for his insane hatred of other men.		*In an [[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself\|e-mail]] to [[Megan]] about his angry freak-out at [[the GAMe PLACe]] (inspired by Megan kissing a friend of hers), Chris blames the Boyfriend Factor for his insane hatred of other men.
	*Chris mentioned it in [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], his first [[YouTube]] address, when talking about the early days of his sweetheart search.		*Chris mentioned it in [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], his first [[YouTube]] address, when talking about the early days of his sweetheart search.
	*In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris says his Sweetheart Search "started with the realization of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor."		*In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris says his Sweetheart Search "started with the realization of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor."
	*A series of [[~~White_knight_E~~-mails#~~September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist~~\|white knight e-mails]] from September 2008 includes repeated complaints about the Boyfriend Factor.		*A series of [[White knight E-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist\|white knight e-mails]] from September 2008 includes repeated complaints about the Boyfriend Factor.
	*In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)\|IRC chat]] with his fans in December 2008, Chris listed the Boyfriend Factor among many impediments to his quest for a girlfriend.		*In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)\|IRC chat]] with his fans in December 2008, Chris listed the Boyfriend Factor among many impediments to his quest for a girlfriend.
	*Comic Chris whines about the Boyfriend Factor when he's battling the [[B-Manajerk]] in [[~~Sonichu_3~~#Sub-~~Episode_4~~:~~_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22~~\|Sub-Episode 4]].		*Comic Chris whines about the Boyfriend Factor when he's battling the [[B-Manajerk]] in [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"\|Sub-Episode 4]].
	*Chris's cartoon version of [[Robert Simmons V]] mentions the Boyfriend Factor in his interview on KCWC in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].		*Chris's cartoon version of [[Robert Simmons V]] mentions the Boyfriend Factor in his interview on KCWC in [[Sonichu 7\|''Sonichu'' #7]].

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