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	Although he has defined the term "jerk" to mean all men save him and his father, the usage of the term seems to apply to any person who gets in the way of Chris doing something that he wants to do. If Chris wants [[china]] and can't get it because the object of his affection has a significant other, that significant other is a jerk. Chris wanted to win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], but [[Adam Stackhouse]] got in the way, therefore he is a jerk — allegedly because he broke the rules of the contest and used music, actually because he spoiled Chris's plans for sex with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Whether your intention was to obstruct Chris's efforts or not, you are a jerk for presenting a barrier to his goal.		Although he has defined the term "jerk" to mean all men save him and his father, the usage of the term seems to apply to any person who gets in the way of Chris doing something that he wants to do. If Chris wants [[china]] and can't get it because the object of his affection has a significant other, that significant other is a jerk. Chris wanted to win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], but [[Adam Stackhouse]] got in the way, therefore he is a jerk — allegedly because he broke the rules of the contest and used music, actually because he spoiled Chris's plans for sex with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Whether your intention was to obstruct Chris's efforts or not, you are a jerk for presenting a barrier to his goal.

	Even being more talented than Chris, or more socially well-adjusted (no great feat, considering Chris) is enough to make one a jerk in [[~~The~~ Creepy ~~Stare~~\|Chris's eyes]]. Men with girlfriends did not specifically intend to cock-block Chris; they only did what well-adjusted people do and asked out a girl they liked. Adam Stackhouse simply made a good video for a competition he wanted to win and had no intention of thwarting an autistic's plans to seduce his best friend (again, the ''PaRappa'' Showdown). In Chris's [[Chris and his ~~Ego~~\|self-centered]] way of thinking, though, [[Kick the Autistic\|they were all out to get him]].		Even being more talented than Chris, or more socially well-adjusted (no great feat, considering Chris) is enough to make one a jerk in [[Creepy stare\|Chris's eyes]]. Men with girlfriends did not specifically intend to cock-block Chris; they only did what well-adjusted people do and asked out a girl they liked. Adam Stackhouse simply made a good video for a competition he wanted to win and had no intention of thwarting an autistic's plans to seduce his best friend (again, the ''PaRappa'' Showdown). In Chris's [[Chris and his ego\|self-centered]] way of thinking, though, [[Kick the Autistic\|they were all out to get him]].

	==Use as a prefix/suffix==		==Use as a prefix/suffix==

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	[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]		[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]
	[[File:Standing up to a bully-min.jpg\|thumb\|[[Robbie Sonee]] and [[Cerah Rosey]] face down a jerk.]]		[[File:Standing up to a bully-min.jpg\|thumb\|[[Robbie Sonee]] and [[Cerah Rosey]] face down a jerk.]]
	'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[~~niggos~~]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.		'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[Chris and Race#Black_people\|black]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.

	Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "MALE" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.		Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "MALE" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.

Booby Chandler: Chris hates Trump and Trump is now the current president

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Chris hates Trump and Trump is now the current president

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	# [[Jesus]]		# [[Jesus]]
	# [[God]]		# [[God]]
	# The [[George W. Bush\|former]] [[Barack Obama\|Presidents of]] [[~~Pmurt~~\|the United States]]		# The [[George W. Bush\|former]] [[Barack Obama\|Presidents of]] [[Joe Biden\|the United States]]
	# [[Molvanîa\|All the World Leaders]]		# [[Molvanîa\|All the World Leaders]]
	# ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.		# ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.

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	[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]		[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]
			[[File:Standing up to a bully-min.jpg\|thumb\|[[Robbie Sonee]] and [[Cerah Rosey]] face down a jerk.]]
	'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.		'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.

Eamoo: August 2025 social media posts

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August 2025 social media posts

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	==Chris as the embodiment of JERK==		==Chris as the embodiment of JERK==
	[[wikipedia\|Wiktionary]] defines a [[wiktionary:jerk\|jerk]] as "a person with [[Chris and anger\|unlikable]] or [[Chris and his ego\|obnoxious]] [[Chris and race\|qualities]] and [[Women's rights\|behavior]], [[Death threats\|typically]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|mean]], [[Christian Love Day (video)\|self-centered]] or [[List of places that have banned Chris\|disagreeable]], and [[Honor roll\|often not very intelligent]]." Ironically, or perhaps better put, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritically]], Chris's actions make him more deserving of the term "jerk" than most people he applies it to.		[[wikipedia\|Wiktionary]] defines a [[wiktionary:jerk\|jerk]] as "a person with [[Chris and anger\|unlikable]] or [[Chris and his ego\|obnoxious]] [[Chris and race\|qualities]] and [[Women's rights\|behavior]], [[Death threats\|typically]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean\|mean]], [[Christian Love Day (video)\|self-centered]] or [[List of places that have banned Chris\|disagreeable]], and [[Honor roll\|often not very intelligent]]." Ironically, or perhaps better put, [[Chris and hypocrisy\|hypocritically]], Chris's actions make him more deserving of the term "jerk" than most people he applies it to.

			In August 2025 he acknowledged this, saying "I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.
			I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk."<ref>[[August 2025 social media posts]]</ref>

	==The list of males Chris doesn't hate==		==The list of males Chris doesn't hate==

PsychoNerd054 at 00:08, 31 March 2025

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	However, in the same [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|annotations]], Chris confusingly states that his [[noviophobia]] is "Out-Of-Date". He goes on to say that he only hates trolls and "da haytahs" now, but also states that he is cool with the "Hating 99% of the World's Men" theory. In any case, the list is at least applicable to ''some'' point in Chris's biography, even if he "got over it".		However, in the same [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)\|annotations]], Chris confusingly states that his [[noviophobia]] is "Out-Of-Date". He goes on to say that he only hates trolls and "da haytahs" now, but also states that he is cool with the "Hating 99% of the World's Men" theory. In any case, the list is at least applicable to ''some'' point in Chris's biography, even if he "got over it".

	==~~References~~==		==See Also==
	~~<references />~~		*[[Chris and gender]]

			{{References}}
	{{Sexuality}}		{{Sexuality}}
	{{CWC-isms}}		{{CWC-isms}}

	[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]		[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Makuchi at 22:02, 13 August 2024

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	'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.		'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.

	Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "~~male~~" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.		Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "MALE" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.

	Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, and [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part to Chris having very few male friends growing up. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is any better]].		Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, and [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part to Chris having very few male friends growing up and often being bullied during his [[Manchester High School\|high school]] days, the vast majority of whom were male. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is any better]].

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Hurtful Truth Level at 03:53, 2 July 2024

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	Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.		Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.

	Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, and [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part to Chris having very few male friends growing up~~, with his parents often bribing other children (usually girls) to hang out with their son since they had no idea how to care for an autistic child~~. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is any better]].		Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, and [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part to Chris having very few male friends growing up. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is any better]].

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Amanitie: He didn’t truly understand this in the formative years of the hatred

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He didn’t truly understand this in the formative years of the hatred

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	Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.		Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.

	Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television~~, and the fact that most men are physically and economically more attractive than he is~~. It's also owed in part ~~due~~ to ~~the fact that~~ Chris ~~had~~ very few male friends growing up, with his parents often bribing other children (usually girls) to hang out with their son since they had no idea how to care for an autistic child. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is ~~actually that much~~ better]].		Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, and [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part to Chris having very few male friends growing up, with his parents often bribing other children (usually girls) to hang out with their son since they had no idea how to care for an autistic child. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is any better]].

	==Use as a denominator==		==Use as a denominator==

Sorades at 08:09, 24 June 2024

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	Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.		Chris's original reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], but over time this also involved Chris's beliefs that all men act like they stereotypically do in cartoons, ignorant that cartoons are usually meant to be exaggerations. In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His behavior as he shifted over into a [[transgender]] identity also suggests that he has a lot of self-hatred about being born a man, or at least that he's felt so frustrated by perceived slights that other men have put against him that he no longer identifies as one.

	Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, ~~and~~ [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television. It's also owed in part due to the fact that Chris had very few male friends growing up, with his parents often bribing other children (usually girls) to hang out with their son since they had no idea how to care for an autistic child. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is actually that much better]].		Chris's misandry seems to stem from a number of factors, including [[Chris and his ego\|internally placing himself above others]], his initial [[Homos\|homophobia]], his deep-seated jealousy of other men who would take all his possible [[sweetheart]]s away from him, [[Chris and gender\|his cartoonish understanding of gender roles]] based on a lifetime of watching television, and the fact that most men are physically and economically more attractive than he is. It's also owed in part due to the fact that Chris had very few male friends growing up, with his parents often bribing other children (usually girls) to hang out with their son since they had no idea how to care for an autistic child. Of course, for Chris's dislike of men and decision to identify as a woman, [[Women's rights\|that's not to say that his understanding of women is actually that much better]].

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	[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]		[[Image:Getting Aquainted Chemistry Class.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Notice how Chris refrained from asking any JERKS, including himself.]]
			[[File:Standing up to a bully-min.jpg\|thumb\|[[Robbie Sonee]] and [[Cerah Rosey]] face down a jerk.]]
	'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.		'''JERK''' was [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop\|jerkops]], at the time of his discovery. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler\|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black\|Jack Black]]). Chris has since retired the term.