Jack Thaddeus - Revision history

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	{{quote\|Listen, Bro, I can dig Chrissy hasslin' u for his accounts back. I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him. Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.:D And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy Power. Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies. And I'll nix his French with my alt. address. :D LULZ LULZ LULZ\|Chris tries, and fails to imitate troll speak<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Listen, Bro, I can dig Chrissy hasslin' u for his accounts back. I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him. Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.:D And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy Power. Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies. And I'll nix his French with my alt. address. :D LULZ LULZ LULZ\|Chris tries, and fails to imitate troll speak<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}

	Jack was horrified by Samantha's email, and asked if she'd been doing drugs or hanging out with "Maurice, Jamal & those other ~~[[Niggos\|~~Niggers]]?" Chris ceased impersonating Samantha after this. Jack and "Sam" started talking about troll plots, including getting rid of Chris's welfare money by showing [[Rollin' and Trollin']] to the "welfare people." Jack also talked about [[Liquid Chris]] going to the anime convention Otakon, and sent Sam a video from Liquid. Chris was angered by this video, and responded in [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]], starting the now beloved [[Liquid Chris]] [[Saga]].		Jack was horrified by Samantha's email, and asked if she'd been doing drugs or hanging out with "Maurice, Jamal & those other Niggers?" Chris ceased impersonating Samantha after this. Jack and "Sam" started talking about troll plots, including getting rid of Chris's welfare money by showing [[Rollin' and Trollin']] to the "welfare people." Jack also talked about [[Liquid Chris]] going to the anime convention Otakon, and sent Sam a video from Liquid. Chris was angered by this video, and responded in [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]], starting the now beloved [[Liquid Chris]] [[Saga]].

	Chris, as Sam, sent Jack an email asking to give Chris more time to lose his virginity, as it would be "unfair" to give him a strict time limit.		Chris, as Sam, sent Jack an email asking to give Chris more time to lose his virginity, as it would be "unfair" to give him a strict time limit.

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	Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.		Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.

			==The Calls==
			The Jack Thaddeus calls are a trio of calls between Chris and Jack that occurred throughout [[December 2009]]. Throughout the calls, Jack rants to Chris about his lifestyle, his work ethic, his comics, and whatever else is on his mind.

			These calls have a mixed reception among Christorians, as many feel while Jack does present some valid points, he often tries too hard to get under Chris's skin and almost comes off like a [[weening\|ween]] as a result. Indeed, despite Jack making a lot of insulting comments toward him, Chris seems to let him go in one ear and out the other, as he doesn't have a lot of reactions beyond going "okay", "I see", and sighing. That being said, Jack does show less vitriol towards Chris in his final call with him, though ironically it's Chris who starts showing more agitation.

			===Call 1===
			{{Main\|Jack Thaddeus Phone Call}}

			Jack calls Chris to rant about his [[mailbag]]s, the [[Sonichu (comic)\|comics]], and his [[Chris and health\|health]]. Chris remains monosyllabic and uninterested throughout, but he does manage to make two solid burns towards Jack, firstly when Jack called him out for not meeting [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in Washington (Chris pointed out his e-mails from "Shigeru" weren't from Nintendo's official e-mail department), and secondly when Jack has him guess why his parents kicked him out of his house (Chris retorted, "Probably 'cause they couldn't stand you?" ...though when Jack threatened to put more gay ads on the CWCipedia afterwards, he promptly folded).

			===Call 2===
			{{Main\|Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2}}

			Jack calls Chris again to reprimand him for his health, money management, and views on [[Asperger syndrome]], and also hypothesize that Jack's mother may have performed surgery on [[Bob Chandler\|Chris's father]].

			===Call 3===
			{{Main\|Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3}}

			Chris has Jack call him so they can have a discussion about the advertisements on CWCipedia. Chris wants to have the ads removed and/or placed into a different spot instead of the main page, but Jack tries to explain why he can't do that. Ironically, despite Jack being less abrasive towards Chris this time, Chris is more combative than in the other calls; he is unable to accept that he has no control over Jack's ads, and eventually hangs up on him out of nowhere.

	==Calling Out==		==Calling Out==

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	'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.		'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PlayStation Network\|PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[Homos\|gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.

	During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.		During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.
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Cereally at 00:39, 23 October 2023

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	'''Jack Thaddeus''', also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.		'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.

	During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.		During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.

Cereally at 04:25, 17 October 2023

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	'''Jack Thaddeus''', also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.		'''Jack Thaddeus''', also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.

	During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''~~Adf~~-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.		During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.

	==PSN Hacking==		==PSN Hacking==

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	==PSN Hacking==		==PSN Hacking==
	In [[July 2009]], Chris came in contact with a young woman named '''Samantha Thaddeus''', and they quickly became friends. After gaining his trust, Samantha convinced Chris to give her his [[Club Nintendo]] and [[PSN]] accounts, shortly before hacking into the PSN account, just like [[BlueSpike\|two]] [[Clyde Cash\|previous]] trolls. This enraged Chris, and he made a [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_oxycleanfanatic2264\|short video]] addressed to her, referring to her by her online username '[[BILLY MAYS\|oxycleanfanatic2264]]'. Samantha refused to give the account back, and continued taunting Chris through emails.		In [[July 2009]], Chris came in contact with a young woman named '''Samantha Thaddeus''', and they quickly became friends. After gaining his trust, Samantha convinced Chris to give her his [[Club Nintendo]] and [[PSN]] accounts, shortly before hacking into the PSN account, just like [[BlueSpike\|two]] [[Clyde Cash\|previous]] trolls. This enraged Chris, and he made a [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Naïve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_oxycleanfanatic2264\|short video]] addressed to her, referring to her by her online username "[[BILLY MAYS\|oxycleanfanatic2264]]." Samantha refused to give the account back, and continued taunting Chris through emails.

	This drove him insane, and he started spamming her inbox, sending her 108 emails all repeating the phrase 'God will reign down with a Vengance upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts.'.		This drove him insane, and he started spamming her inbox, sending her 108 emails all repeating the phrase, "God will reign down with a Vengance [sic] upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts." Eventually, Chris started getting emails from a man named Jack Thaddeus, Samantha's father. He challenged Chris to a duel, a showdown where whoever lost their virginity first would win. He claimed that he was a virgin, despite having a wife and daughter. Chris agreed to this deal, and said to Jack that he would have sex in the next week. Jack made more rules, telling Chris that it had to be a real girl instead of a doll, and that he had to recreate the sex act seen in [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Chris agreed to both of these terms, but inevitably was unable to meet them, and resorted to other measures.
	Eventually, Chris started getting emails from a man named Jack Thaddeus, Samantha's father. He ~~challenges~~ Chris to a duel, a showdown where whoever ~~loses~~ their virginity first ~~wins~~. He ~~claims~~ that he is a virgin, despite having a wife and daughter. Chris agreed to this deal, and ~~says~~ to Jack that he ~~will~~ have sex in the next week. Jack ~~makes~~ more rules, telling Chris that it ~~has~~ to be a real girl instead of a doll, and that he ~~has~~ to recreate the sex act seen in [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Chris ~~agrees~~ to both of these terms, but inevitably is unable to meet them, and ~~resorts~~ to other measures.

	Chris ~~starts~~ emailing Samantha, ~~and asks~~ if he ~~can~~ hack into her email account. She ~~agrees~~ to these terms, but only if Chris ~~ships~~ her a bottle of ~~OxiClean~~. Chris ~~agrees~~ to this, but never actually ~~does this~~. Chris then ~~starts~~ emailing Jack, impersonating Samantha poorly.		Chris started emailing Samantha, asking if he could hack into her email account. She agreed to these terms, but only if Chris would ship her a bottle of OxyClean. Chris agreed to this, but never actually did it. Chris then started emailing Jack, impersonating Samantha poorly.

	{{quote\|Listen, Bro, I can dig Chrissy hasslin' u for his accounts back. I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him. Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.:D And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy Power. Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies. And I'll nix his French with my alt. address. :D LULZ LULZ LULZ\|Chris tries, and fails to imitate troll speak<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|Listen, Bro, I can dig Chrissy hasslin' u for his accounts back. I have da plan on how to REALLY mess with him. Give me back a couples of his account; that way he can't get them ALL from you.:D And besides that, he ain't hasslin' me as much now that he has YOU, da Bigger Man of This Era with dat Heavy Power. Besides, I am fondin' over his Creatures Classic I noticed he had; I'm a sucker for those space monkies. And I'll nix his French with my alt. address. :D LULZ LULZ LULZ\|Chris tries, and fails to imitate troll speak<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}

	Jack is horrified by Samantha's email, and ~~asks~~ if she's been doing drugs or hanging out with 'Maurice, Jamal & those other Niggers?'. Chris ~~reverts to normal~~ after this. Jack and 'Sam~~' start~~ talking about troll plots, including getting rid of Chris's welfare money by showing [[Rollin' and Trollin']] to the 'welfare people'. Jack ~~starts talking~~ about [[Liquid Chris]] going to the anime convention Otakon, and ~~sends~~ Sam a video from Liquid. Chris was angered by this video, and responded in [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]], starting the now beloved [[Liquid Chris]] [[Saga]].		Jack was horrified by Samantha's email, and asked if she'd been doing drugs or hanging out with "Maurice, Jamal & those other [[Niggos\|Niggers]]?" Chris ceased impersonating Samantha after this. Jack and "Sam" started talking about troll plots, including getting rid of Chris's welfare money by showing [[Rollin' and Trollin']] to the "welfare people." Jack also talked about [[Liquid Chris]] going to the anime convention Otakon, and sent Sam a video from Liquid. Chris was angered by this video, and responded in [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]], starting the now beloved [[Liquid Chris]] [[Saga]].

	Chris, as Sam, ~~sends~~ Jack an email asking to give Chris more time to lose his virginity, as it would be 'unfair' to give him a strict time limit.		Chris, as Sam, sent Jack an email asking to give Chris more time to lose his virginity, as it would be "unfair" to give him a strict time limit.

	{{quote\|He's so retarded, that he needs LOOONG TIME to generate a GOOD Idea\|Chris, trying to get Jack to give him more time<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|He's so retarded, that he needs LOOONG TIME to generate a GOOD Idea\|Chris, trying to get Jack to give him more time<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]</ref>}}

	Jack violently ~~refuses~~, not understanding Sam's logic. He then ~~invites~~ Sam to a secret troll [[IRC]] chat, which Chris ~~enters~~ under the pseudonym 'Bill Riley'<ref>[[IRC (23 July 2009)]]</ref>. Notable moments include Chris, pretending to be a troll, asking if trolls could force Chris to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Jack ~~appears~~ in the chat, ~~and talks~~ about his plot to get Chris to [[Chris humps his PS3\|hump his PS3]], mentioning that Chris ~~has~~ to make the video in 12 hours or he ~~will~~ report the PSN account and get it banned. After witnessing this in the chat, Chris actually produced the video, [[Chris humps his PS3\|humping the PS3 for 8 minutes straight]] while repeatedly pleading to get his accounts back. Jack leaked the video on [[4chan]].		Jack violently refused, not understanding Sam's logic. He then invited Sam to a secret troll [[IRC]] chat, which Chris entered under the pseudonym "Bill Riley".<ref>[[IRC (23 July 2009)]]</ref> Notable moments include Chris, pretending to be a troll, asking if trolls could force Chris to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. Jack appeared in the chat, talking about his plot to get Chris to [[Chris humps his PS3\|hump his PS3]], mentioning that Chris had to make the video in 12 hours or he would report the PSN account and get it banned. After witnessing this in the chat, Chris actually produced the video, [[Chris humps his PS3\|humping the PS3 for 8 minutes straight]] while repeatedly pleading to get his accounts back. Jack leaked the video on [[4chan]].

	After the video was made, Jack refused to give the PSN accounts back, and also ~~states~~ that he knew Chris was Sam. He then ~~asks~~ Chris to make another video, where he sings the song [[OK2BGay]]. Chris ~~accepts~~ this, but ~~lashes~~ out at Jack.		After the video was made, Jack refused to give the PSN accounts back, and also stated that he knew Chris was Sam. He then asked Chris to make another video, where he sings the song [[OK2BGay]]. Chris accepted this, but lashed out at Jack.

	{{quote\|I'll do your song, but PLEASE, just answer this for me; WHAT was the ORIGIN of your Wanting to Troll the shit out of me? And DO NOT SAY, because I KILLED ANYONE, because I FUCKING NEVER HAVE; THEY KILLED THEMSELVES. What have I ever Done To You to make you Turn against me? WHAT THE FUCK?!\|Chris<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}		{{quote\|I'll do your song, but PLEASE, just answer this for me; WHAT was the ORIGIN of your Wanting to Troll the shit out of me? And DO NOT SAY, because I KILLED ANYONE, because I FUCKING NEVER HAVE; THEY KILLED THEMSELVES. What have I ever Done To You to make you Turn against me? WHAT THE FUCK?!\|Chris<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}
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	I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW; WHY MY NAME IN THE MUD; THERE ARE WORSE AND BETTER PEOPLE THAN ME, EVEN AS OF 2004. IN THE LONGEST TIME AS WELL, WHAT THE FUCK?!\|Chris<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}		I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW; WHY MY NAME IN THE MUD; THERE ARE WORSE AND BETTER PEOPLE THAN ME, EVEN AS OF 2004. IN THE LONGEST TIME AS WELL, WHAT THE FUCK?!\|Chris<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}

	Jack in response, ~~asks~~ Chris who the very first troll is, saying that it would answer Chris's question. Chris ~~sends~~ an email to both [[Katie Bay]] and [[LoveYouLongTime]] to try and get their help, but he never figured it out.		Jack in response, asked Chris who the very first troll was, saying that it would answer Chris's question. Chris sent an email to both [[Katie Bay]] and [[LoveYouLongTime]] to try and get their help, but he never figured it out.

	Chris made the video requested by Jack, titling it '[[It's UGH!]]', where he ~~sings~~ in a disgusted manner about it being okay to be gay. Jack was disappointed by this video, and asked Chris to sing it with more pride. Chris delivered this video, but wore an absurd disguise, and added many anti-gay messages into the video. Jack ~~requests another remade version~~, but Chris never ~~ends up making it~~, declaring that he ~~does~~ not care ~~for~~ the PSN accounts.		Chris made the video requested by Jack, titling it "[[It's UGH!]]," where he sang in a disgusted manner about it being okay to be gay. Jack was disappointed by this video, and asked Chris to sing it with more pride. Chris delivered this video, but wore an absurd disguise and added many anti-gay messages into the video. Jack requested that Chris remake the video again, but Chris never followed through, declaring that he did not care about the PSN accounts.

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