Jack Thaddeus Phone Call - Revision history

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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> People told you that that picture of that Guido wasn't Clyde, but you didn't listen. Remember back then?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> People told you that that picture of that Guido wasn't Clyde, but you didn't listen. Remember back then?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, you're- that was just one of- that was- that was actually... fucking comedy gold, man. I- I- I am actually not- I actually- I'm proud of you for not listenin' to, ya know, advice of other people, and, you know, just- just being the ''dumb shit'' that you are and just making that video of you, having a picture of that Guido from the Jersey ~~shore~~. Ahaha. Ohh... You're a funny guy, Chris. But, okay, I'll- I'll...		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, you're- that was just one of- that was- that was actually... fucking comedy gold, man. I- I- I am actually not- I actually- I'm proud of you for not listenin' to, ya know, advice of other people, and, you know, just- just being the ''dumb shit'' that you are and just making that video of you, having a picture of that Guido from the ''Jersey Shore''. Ahaha. Ohh... You're a funny guy, Chris. But, okay, I'll- I'll...
	<br>[''Chris makes a noise to make sure that we still know he has a pulse'']		<br>[''Chris makes a noise to make sure that we still know he has a pulse'']
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You can, you know- I'm- we're gonna have- we're not- I'm not hanging up. We're having our talk right now, Chris, so don't- don't fuckin' try and rush me, okay?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You can, you know- I'm- we're gonna have- we're not- I'm not hanging up. We're having our talk right now, Chris, so don't- don't fuckin' try and rush me, okay?

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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> That's not a fucking- okay, okay, you seem to have a problem with storytelling. CWCville- the defense of CWCville doesn't mean shit if there's no story, and you need certain main characters. A bunch of fucking secondary characters doesn't do shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> That's not a fucking- okay, okay, you seem to have a problem with storytelling. CWCville- the defense of CWCville doesn't mean shit if there's no story, and you need certain main characters. A bunch of fucking secondary characters doesn't do shit.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] is a main- Sonichu and Rosechu are the main characters.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] is a main- Sonichu and Rosechu are the main characters.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Then why do you have so many fucking other characters? The only character I like is [[Punchy]] Sonichu, and that's because he reminds me of Clyde. [''long pause''] What?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Then why do you have so many fucking other characters? The only character I like is [[Punchy]] Sonichu, and that's because he reminds me of Clyde. [''Chris sighs; a long pause ensues''] What?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing. Nothing. Anyway... Mmm.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing. Nothing. Anyway... Mmm.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> People told you that that picture of that Guido wasn't Clyde, but you didn't listen. Remember back then?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> People told you that that picture of that Guido wasn't Clyde, but you didn't listen. Remember back then?
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will admit that I could be bette- I could be more fit.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will admit that I could be bette- I could be more fit.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I want you to admit that you are fat, and that you have a problem, and that you need to work on it. [''strange noises of discombobulation''] Never mind, I'm- I'm pretty sure you and... [[Kim]] or someone, she's all- alright with that, because she seems like the type that would, you know... be a... fuckin'... you know, bossy-boss. But are you fit, Chris? Yes or no.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I want you to admit that you are fat, and that you have a problem, and that you need to work on it. [''strange noises of discombobulation''] Never mind, I'm- I'm pretty sure you and... [[Kim]] or someone, she's all- alright with that, because she seems like the type that would, you know... be a... fuckin'... you know, bossy-boss. But are you fit, Chris? Yes or no.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] No.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Do not say- good. Good, we got somewhere. You are fat. Now... that's the first step in ''fixing'' the problem. Now, you actually have to ''do something'', and by "something", I mean "get out of the house and"- nah, never mind; I don't give a shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Do not say- good. Good, we got somewhere. You are fat. Now... that's the first step in ''fixing'' the problem. Now, you actually have to ''do something'', and by "something", I mean "get out of the house and"- nah, never mind; I don't give a shit.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.

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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Merry Christmas to you, Fatty Fatfat!		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Merry Christmas to you, Fatty Fatfat!

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	{{quote\|Take your problems head on. Do not fucking dodge them. I just read that from a fortune cookie. Except I added the fucking part because Chinese people don't curse a lot.\|Jack Thaddeus, His Holiness the Dalai Lama}}		{{quote\|Take your problems head on. Do not fucking dodge them. I just read that from a fortune cookie. Except I added the fucking part because Chinese people don't curse a lot.\|Jack Thaddeus, His Holiness the Dalai Lama}}

	~~{{quote\|[''[[Stress sigh\|sigh]]''] My blood is not made of gravy.\|Chris, shattering the basis of every belief that we've ever held about him}}~~		On 4 [[December 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] '''called [[Chris]]''' to discuss the recent events involving Chris's statements about [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's]], [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] and his [[Sonichu's Edge\|Parkay]].

	In [[December 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] called [[Chris]], to discuss the recent events involving Chris's statements about [[Asperger syndrome\|Asperger's]], [[Sonichu 9\|''Sonichu'' #9]] and his [[Sonichu's Edge\|Parkay]].

	Most of the call, Jack reprimands Chris and tells him he has a problem with making his [[comic]]s, his [[health]] and his [[mailbag]]. Chris remains monosyllabic and uninterested throughout, except to silence Jack with two fairly solid burns. Rather than angering Chris, this call seems to have inflicted a lot of [[stress]] on Chris, which will cause him to take a [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008\|Power Nap]].		Most of the call, Jack reprimands Chris and tells him he has a problem with making his [[comic]]s, his [[health]] and his [[mailbag]]. Chris remains monosyllabic and uninterested throughout, except to silence Jack with two fairly solid burns. Rather than angering Chris, this call seems to have inflicted a lot of [[stress]] on Chris, which will cause him to take a [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008\|Power Nap]].
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	It's important to note that this is the first time we see Chris actually being able to counter-insult properly. While some may see this as proof that he is, in fact, growing as a person, the laws of probability state that if a person continuously rambles off ridiculously stupid statements, there is a minute possibility that one of them will actually come out as really clever. He then proves this by apologizing.		It's important to note that this is the first time we see Chris actually being able to counter-insult properly. While some may see this as proof that he is, in fact, growing as a person, the laws of probability state that if a person continuously rambles off ridiculously stupid statements, there is a minute possibility that one of them will actually come out as really clever. He then proves this by apologizing.

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			\| Stardate = 4 [[December 2009]]
			\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Jack Thaddeus]]
			\| Subject = {{Comics\|text}}, {{Trollsicon\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}, {{Homos\|text}}
			\| Saga = [[Saga#CWCipedia_Saga_.284_May_2009_.E2.80.93_26_June_2010.29\|CWCipedia]]
			\| Other = {{Audio\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
			\| previous = n/a
			\| next = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
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			{{quote\|[''[[Stress sigh\|sigh]]''] My blood is not made of gravy.\|Chris, shattering the basis of every belief that we've ever held about him}}

	==Transcript==		==Transcript==

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just replying to-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just replying to-
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?</font>		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?</font>
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:''' No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-</font>		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:''' No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-</font>

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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! No, shut up, I'm pissed at you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! No, shut up, I'm pissed at you.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know what? [''Chris talks over Jack''] No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know what? [''Chris talks over Jack''] No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> What-what? What? What?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> What-what? What? What?
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I- I told you it was in the name "David Crass"! You really think I'm stupid enough to put my name as Jack Thaddeus?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I- I told you it was in the name "David Crass"! You really think I'm stupid enough to put my name as Jack Thaddeus?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, wait, okay, okay, I just found it. Okay, I just found it.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, wait, okay, okay, I just found it. Okay, I just found it.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Now read it out to me. Read it out to me.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Now read it out to me. Read it out to me!
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. “Dear Chris, why is [[Rosechu]] so useless?”		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. “Dear Chris, why is [[Rosechu]] so useless?”
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Now answer it. Why is she so useless?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Now answer it. Why is she so useless?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, she is not useless.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, she is not useless.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> [''laughter''] Okay~~, okay~~, so, so what did she do in the last, uh, comic? In this- in this comic right here.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> [''laughter''] Okay! Okay, so, so what did she do in the last, uh, comic? In this- in this comic right here.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] She took down some ~~Punislavs~~ and some [[Jerkops]]... with her lightning blade.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] She took down some [[Punislav]]s and some [[Jerkops]]... with her lightning blade.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Everybody else was doing that. Her lightning- no, and then she got kidnapped! How is it that she's able to apparently fight these people, and then suddenly get kidnapped.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Everybody else was doing that. Her lightning- no, and then she got kidnapped! How is it that she's able to apparently fight these people, and then suddenly get kidnapped.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It just happened. It happened from behind her. She does not have eyes in the back of her head.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> It just happened. It happened from behind her. She does not have eyes in the back of her head.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It just happened. Oh! She got taken from behind. I see that's- she got taken from... [''trails off''] Also Punislavs? That's kinda- Slavs, you know that Slavs are an ethnic group? That's kinda I'm just saying Chris-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It just happened. Oh! She got [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass\|taken from behind]]. I see that's- she got taken from... [''trails off''] Also Punislavs? That's kinda- Slavs, you know that Slavs are an ethnic group? That's kinda I'm just saying Chris-
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''interrupting''] Well, would you rather I called it a “slave?”		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''interrupting''] Well, would you rather I called it a “slave?”
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yes, that might be nice. That might be nice. What, you think that all black- that "slaves"- that "slave" has suddenly become a bad word? It makes more sense, Chris. If they're fuckin'- God dammit. You know what? You know what? You know what, you should be talking to Vivian about this shit, because I'm just saying. I mean- but, anyways. Why is Rosechu not a useless piece of shit? And also, why is your plot so fucking convoluted and unnecessarily complicated? You make characters, and then you retcon them into the fucking story, and then they disappear. They play no role.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yes, that might be nice. That might be nice. What, you think that all black- that "slaves"- that "slave" has suddenly become a bad word? It makes more sense, Chris. If they're fuckin'- God dammit. You know what? You know what? You know what, you should be talking to Vivian about this shit, because I'm just saying. I mean- but, anyways. Why is Rosechu not a useless piece of shit? And also, why is your plot so fucking convoluted and unnecessarily complicated? You make characters, and then you retcon them into the fucking story, and then they disappear. They play no role.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] They did play a role; they helped in defending the city of [[CWCville]].		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] They did play a role; they helped in defending the city of [[CWCville]].
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> That's not a fucking- okay, okay, you seem to have a problem with storytelling. CWCville- the defense of CWCville doesn't mean shit if there's no story, and you need certain main characters. A bunch of fucking secondary characters doesn't do shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> That's not a fucking- okay, okay, you seem to have a problem with storytelling. CWCville- the defense of CWCville doesn't mean shit if there's no story, and you need certain main characters. A bunch of fucking secondary characters doesn't do shit.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, [[Sonichu]] is a main- Sonichu and Rosechu are the main characters.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, [[Sonichu (character)\|Sonichu]] is a main- Sonichu and Rosechu are the main characters.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Then why do you have so many fucking other characters? The only character I like is [[Punchy]] Sonichu, and that's because he reminds me of Clyde. [''long pause''] What?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Then why do you have so many fucking other characters? The only character I like is [[Punchy]] Sonichu, and that's because he reminds me of Clyde. [''long pause''] What?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing. Nothing. Anyway... Mmm.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Nothing. Nothing. Anyway... Mmm.
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Your parents really failed... at teaching you manners.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Your parents really failed... at teaching you manners.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... well... please continue.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... well... please continue.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> ''Yous'' called it Parkay. Now that's hilarious, because... Parkay is a brand of butter, and you're like butter in that you're a fat piece of shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> ''Yous'' called it Parkay. Now that's hilarious, because... Parkay is a brand of butter, and ''you're'' like butter in that you're a fat piece of shit!
	<br>[''Chris gives one of his infamous sighs, which Jack then mockingly imitates'']		<br>[''Chris gives one of his infamous sighs, which Jack then mockingly imitates'']
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I forg- I-		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I forg- I-
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You could be healthier? Okay, yeah... you could be healthier if your fuckin' blood wasn't made of gra''vy''.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You could be healthier? Okay, yeah... you could be healthier if your fuckin' blood wasn't made of gra''vy''.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] My blood is not made of gravy.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] My blood is not made of gravy.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It's not? It's not. Then why... why do you... have to take four fucking breaks in... the video, just running for ten minutes? I can run for ten minutes without a break, and I can then go up a flight of stairs, after running ten minutes without a break, and make it to the top... you know, faster than you did.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It's not? It's not. Then why... why do you... have to take four fucking breaks in... [[Sonichu's Edge\|the video]], just running for ten minutes? I can run for ten minutes without a break, and I can then go up a flight of stairs, after running ten minutes without a break, and make it to the top... you know, faster than you did.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, then.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, then.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?
	<br>[''Chris is now officially on a roll'']		<br>[''Chris is now officially on a roll'']
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Oooh! That earns you... two more gay ads! ...You little sassy-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Oooh! That earns you... '''two''' more gay ads! ...You little sassy-
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> thingy... guy. You gonna apologize?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> thingy... guy. You gonna apologize?
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Yeah.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Yeah.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I am not going to interrupt.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And I am not going to interrupt.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Anyways... grow some balls, get some initiative, ''fucking'' promote the ''shit'' out of Sonichu...		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> Anyways... grow some balls, get some initiative, ''fucking'' promote the ''shit'' out of ''Sonichu''...
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> ...Vivian's gonna rape me... with the... strap-on, because she's crazy- oh, wait, I was reading an e-mail. Umm... yeah.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack''':</font> ...Vivian's gonna rape me... with the... strap-on, because she's crazy- oh, wait, I was reading an e-mail. Umm... yeah.

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	''[The call starts mid-conversation.]''		''[The call starts mid-conversation.]''
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm just replying to-		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, re-I'm just, uh, replying to-
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! ~~Shut~~ up, I'm pissed at you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! No, shut up, I'm pissed at you.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know what? [''Chris talks over Jack''] No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> What-what? What? What?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> What-what? What? What?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm like, whatever. It's a mislabel.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm like, whatever. It's a mislabel.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, oh! No, it's cute. It's cute! You think that- you think that Asperger's- people with Asperger's are trying to take the quote/unquote “limelight” away from people with [[autism]]. What- how- why... why is that- that's like saying, "People with cancer are trying to take the limelight away from people with AIDS," ...although, you'd probably like that considering you hate the [[homos]].		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, oh! No, it's cute. It's cute! You think that- you think that Asperger's- people with Asperger's are trying to take the quote/unquote “limelight” away from people with [[autism]]. What- how- why... why is that- that's like saying, "People with cancer are trying to take the limelight away from people with AIDS," ...although, you'd probably like that considering you hate the [[homos]].
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oy vey.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Jews\|Oy vey]].
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know, a friend of mine has AIDS. He's gay.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know, a friend of mine has AIDS. He's gay.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I feel bad for him. And he has my sympathy- he has my pity.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I feel bad for him. And he has my sympathy- he has my pity.

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	==Transcript==		==Transcript==
	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just replying to-		''[The call starts mid-conversation.]''
			<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Um, I'm just replying to-
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You're listening to the radio in the background.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> You're listening to the radio in the background.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Why- who the fuck still listens to radio?! I mean, I- I li- I listen to NPR, but, you know, otherwise, who the fuck cares?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Why- who the fuck still listens to radio?! I mean, I- I li- I listen to NPR, but, you know, otherwise, who the fuck cares?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well- well, that's John Tesh.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah, well- well, that's [[John Tesh]].
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Who the fuck is John Tesh?! Sounds like a fag!		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Who the fuck is John Tesh?! Sounds like a fag! [''pause''] Anyways...
	<br>[''~~after a pause, they~~ simultaneously ~~say "Anyways~~...~~", and, afterward, Chris~~ quietly sighs'']		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''simultaneously with Jack''] Anyway... [''quietly sighs'']
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, you fucker! Anyways- God!- parkour: eh, you seem to really not understand parkour.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, you fucker! Anyways- God!- parkour: eh, you seem to really not understand parkour.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay.
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... well... please continue.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hmm... well... please continue.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> ''Yous'' called it Parkay. Now that's hilarious, because... Parkay is a brand of butter, and you're like butter in that you're a fat piece of shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> ''Yous'' called it Parkay. Now that's hilarious, because... Parkay is a brand of butter, and you're like butter in that you're a fat piece of shit.
	<br>[''Chris gives one of his infamous sighs, which Jack then ~~mocks~~'']		<br>[''Chris gives one of his infamous sighs, which Jack then mockingly imitates'']
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I forg- I-		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, well, I forg- I-
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You really- do you really think- do you really think you're healthy? Do you ''really'' think- do ''you'' think you're healthy?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You really- do you really think- do you really think you're healthy? Do you ''really'' think- do ''you'' think you're healthy?
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You could be healthier? Okay, yeah... you could be healthier if your fuckin' blood wasn't made of gra''vy''.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You could be healthier? Okay, yeah... you could be healthier if your fuckin' blood wasn't made of gra''vy''.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] My blood is not made of gravy.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] My blood is not made of gravy.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It's not? It's not. Then why... why do you... have to take four fucking breaks in... the video, just running for ten minutes? I can run for ten minutes without ~~taking~~ a break, and I can then go up a flight of stairs, after running ten minutes without a break, and make it to the top... you know, faster than you did.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> It's not? It's not. Then why... why do you... have to take four fucking breaks in... the video, just running for ten minutes? I can run for ten minutes without a break, and I can then go up a flight of stairs, after running ten minutes without a break, and make it to the top... you know, faster than you did.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, then.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Alright, then.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty fucking awesome.
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, I- I- I was just- oh, are you physically fit?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, I- I- I was just- oh, are you physically fit?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will admit that I could be bette- I could be more fit.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I will admit that I could be bette- I could be more fit.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I want you to admit that you are fat, and that you have a problem, and that you need to work on it. [''strange noises of discombobulation''] Never mind, I'm- I'm pretty sure you and... [[Kim]] ~~(???)-~~ she's all- alright with that, because she seems like the type that would, you know... be a... fuckin'... you know, bossy-boss. But are you fit, Chris? Yes or no.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I want you to admit that you are fat, and that you have a problem, and that you need to work on it. [''strange noises of discombobulation''] Never mind, I'm- I'm pretty sure you and... [[Kim]] or someone, she's all- alright with that, because she seems like the type that would, you know... be a... fuckin'... you know, bossy-boss. But are you fit, Chris? Yes or no.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Do not say- good. Good, we got somewhere. You are fat. Now... that's the first step in ''fixing'' the problem. Now, you actually have to ''do something'', and by "something", I mean "get out of the house and"- nah, never mind; I don't give a shit.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Do not say- good. Good, we got somewhere. You are fat. Now... that's the first step in ''fixing'' the problem. Now, you actually have to ''do something'', and by "something", I mean "get out of the house and"- nah, never mind; I don't give a shit.

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	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just replying to-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm just replying to-
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> I'm pissed at you! No! Shut up, I'm pissed at you.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sigh''] Okay, is this because I haven't picked up?
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No- well, yes! That's actually- you get a point. Okay, you get- you get a gold star, just like you would if you were in a retard class, which you probably were in, because, well, you're Chris. Anyways, um, so, yeah, apparently, you're all butthurt about people calling you- saying that you have Asperger's which is pretty funny considering that, you know, it pisses you off, so-
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Whatever.
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm like, whatever. It's a mislabel.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm like, whatever. It's a mislabel.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, oh! No, it's cute. It's cute! You think that- you think that Asperger's- people with Asperger's are trying to take the quote/unquote “limelight” away from people with [[autism]]. What- how- why... why is that- that's like saying, "People with cancer are trying to take the limelight away from people with AIDS," ...although, you'd probably like that considering you hate the [[homos]].		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, oh! No, it's cute. It's cute! You think that- you think that Asperger's- people with Asperger's are trying to take the quote/unquote “limelight” away from people with [[autism]]. What- how- why... why is that- that's like saying, "People with cancer are trying to take the limelight away from people with AIDS," ...although, you'd probably like that considering you hate the [[homos]].
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ~~Maybe~~.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oy vey.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know a friend of mine has AIDS. He's gay.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> You know, a friend of mine has AIDS. He's gay.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I feel bad for him. And he has my sympathy- he has my pity.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, I feel bad for him. And he has my sympathy- he has my pity.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> But he's gay Chris!		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> But he's ''gay'', Chris!
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I know. I, uh- I assumed that because you know, you said he had gay- he had AIDS.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I know. I, uh- I assumed that because you know, you said he had gay- he had AIDS.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, you assume- you assume that everybody that has AIDS is gay. Wow. Wow, Chris. Wow, that's- way to fuckin', you know, fall into the fuckin' pit of stupid. You know, a lot of people have AIDS, not just gay people. Actually, more straight people have AIDS than gay people. But, anyways, I'm pissed at you for multiple reasons. First of all, the comic sucks. Second of all, the video you did sucks. You know, [[Vivian]]'s been yelling at me saying I'm interfering; I'm interfering. I didn't do shit, okay? So, you know. That- that bitch is crazy, so you know. Also, you didn't fuckin' answer my letter that I sent to you.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, you assume- you assume that everybody that has AIDS is gay. Wow. Wow, Chris. Wow, that's- way to fuckin', you know, fall into the fuckin' pit of stupid. You know, a lot of people have AIDS, not just gay people. Actually, more straight people have AIDS than gay people. But, anyways, I'm pissed at you for multiple reasons. First of all, the comic sucks. Second of all, the video you did sucks. You know, [[Vivian]]'s been yelling at me saying I'm interfering; I'm interfering. I didn't do shit, okay? So, you know. That- that bitch is crazy, so you know. Also, you didn't fuckin' answer my letter that I sent to you.