Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3 - Revision history

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	<br>'''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.		<br>'''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, BlueSpike.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, [[BlueSpike]].
	<br>''(end of recording)''		<br>''(end of recording)''

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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I'm talking about a ''division''.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, I'm talking about a ''division''.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> A division of the army to protect... Chris, this is very bizarre, I'm just gonna say, I mean... It just seems like, you know, if you can't take care of a little dark magic, then, you know, something's wrong with your city, but, you know, I think I'm just- I don't really care for the comic, you already know that, and so-		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> A division of the army to protect... Chris, this is very bizarre, I'm just gonna say, I mean... It just seems like, you know, if you can't take care of a little dark magic, then, you know, something's wrong with your city, but, you know, I think I'm just- I don't really care for the comic, you already know that, and so-
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well the police on their own cannot handle the dark magic, so therefore that's where we come in to handle that dark magic.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Well, the police on their own cannot handle the dark magic, so therefore that's where we come in to handle that dark magic.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> So you basically give these um, hedgehog things extraordinary power within, so they can do whatever they want without warrants or you know, or being held responsible for what they do... Right?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> So you basically give these um, hedgehog things extraordinary power within, so they can do whatever they want without warrants or you know, or being held responsible for what they do... Right?
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I grant them the immunity...		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I grant them the immunity...
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor.
	<br>''(Chris hangs up)''		<br>''(Chris hangs up)''
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? sigh Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. [[Emily\|Emery]]?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? [''sigh''] Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. [[Emily\|Emery]]?
	<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Emily:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!		<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Emily:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.

Cereally at 09:17, 12 July 2023

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	*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMW1FbnBrUnk0YnM/edit?usp=sharing MP3 of the phone call]		*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMW1FbnBrUnk0YnM/edit?usp=sharing MP3 of the phone call]

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FromtheWordsofBR at 17:20, 1 July 2023

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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor.
	<br>''(Chris hangs up)''		<br>''(Chris hangs up)''
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? sigh Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. Emery?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? sigh Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. [[Emily\|Emery]]?
	<br><font color="#FF0066">'''~~Female~~:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!		<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Emily:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.
	<br><font color="#FF0066">'''~~Female~~:'''</font> Ok, well anyways, I'm calling him back.		<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Emily:'''</font> Ok, well anyways, I'm calling him back.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Alright. If- if he like, asks about the Emery thing, I'm just gonna say, oh that's Emery my cat. phone rings Emeril Lagasse. Oh boy. Chris's voice mail Seriously? I'm gonna leave a message.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Alright. If- if he like, asks about the Emery thing, I'm just gonna say, oh that's Emery my cat. ''(phone rings)'' Emeril Lagasse. Oh boy. ''(Chris's [[voicemail greeting]])'' Seriously? I'm gonna leave a message.
	<br>'''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.		<br>'''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.

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	[[Jack Thaddeus]] ~~called~~ Chris ~~for a third time~~ on 31 [[December 2009]], ~~commenting~~ on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger\|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego\|"Captain of da CWCipedia vessel"]].		'''Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3''' is the third and final call between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], occurring on 31 [[December 2009]]. In this call, Jack comments on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger\|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego\|"Captain of da CWCipedia vessel"]].

	Also, from this call, it is revealed that Jack is a [[Chris and fashion\|snappy dresser]] and a [[homo]].		Also, from this call, it is revealed that Jack is a [[Chris and fashion\|snappy dresser]] and a [[homo]].

	==The Call==		==The Call==

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	\| Stardate = 31 [[December 2009]]		\| Stardate = 31 [[December 2009]]
	\| Featuring = [[Jack Thaddeus]]		\| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Jack Thaddeus]]
	\| Saga =		\| Saga = [[Saga#CWCipedia_Saga_.284_May_2009_.E2.80.93_26_June_2010.29\|CWCipedia]], {{Asperchu\|text}}
	\| previous =		\| Subject = {{Comics\|text}}, {{Trollsicon\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}, {{Homos\|text}}
	\| next =		\| Other = {{Audio\|text}}, {{Reason\|text}}
			\| previous = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
			\| next = Final
	}}		}}


	==Transcript==		==Transcript==
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, BlueSpike.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, BlueSpike.
			<br>''(end of recording)''
	~~-END OF RECORDING-~~

	==External links==		==External links==

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			''(phone ringing)''
	''(~~Phone Ringing~~)''		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello?
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Hey Chris it's Jack.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Hey Chris it's Jack.
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, Jack, I was expecting you.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yes, Jack, I was expecting you.
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	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do not regularly treat them like that.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I do not regularly treat them like that.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Regularly? You shouldn't ever treat them like this!		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Regularly? You shouldn't ever treat them like this!
			<br>''(long pause)''
	''(long pause)''

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway— But, no, anyways...		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway— But, no, anyways...
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Look, Chris, you...		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Look, Chris, you...
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	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Underneath the introduction box... it IS underneath the introduction box- it says "Welcome to the CWCipedia, the Online Encyclopedia," that's the introduction, and then there's the ad!		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Underneath the introduction box... it IS underneath the introduction box- it says "Welcome to the CWCipedia, the Online Encyclopedia," that's the introduction, and then there's the ad!
	<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, but, it's in the big white box, right next to the introduction image.		<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> No, but, it's in the big white box, right next to the introduction image.
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor. Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? sigh Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. Emery?		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor.
			<br>''(Chris hangs up)''
			<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? sigh Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. Emery?
	<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Female:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!		<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Female:'''</font> He was still on! He was still connected!
	<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.		<br><font color="#04B45F">'''Jack:'''</font> No he wasn't. He wasn't there.

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	[[Jack Thaddeus]] called Chris for a third time on 31 [[December 2009]], commenting on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger\|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego\|"Captain of da CWCipedia vessel"]].		[[Jack Thaddeus]] called Chris for a third time on 31 [[December 2009]], commenting on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements\|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger\|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego\|"Captain of da CWCipedia vessel"]].

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find and replace for the win

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	~~''(Phone Ringing)''~~


	''(Phone Ringing)''		''(Phone Ringing)''

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