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	Hey Chris! I have a little more time now, so let me go over the remaining videos I want you to do for October:		Hey Chris! I have a little more time now, so let me go over the remaining videos I want you to do for October:

	October 26: In lieu of [[Jackie Chat 9\|our previous aim conversation]] I have a confession to make… My little cousin Gulliver has a problem with dumping in the bed. So much so, my other cousins now call him Poopie as a nickname (he's a trooper though and has grown to like that name and wear it with pride. Feel free to call him by Gulliver, and Poopie). While bedwetting is a common childhood ailment, poopooing the bed is a whole different ball game. He's afraid that he won't grow out of this bad habit, and truth be told there is a chance he won't. The doctors think it may be a lifelong problem weak sphincters run on their side of the family. I want you to make [[Don'tPintheOop\|a video]] talking to Gulliver about how it's okay to be different and, specifically, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS\|poop yourself]]. Since you do it still, I trust you Chris that it is not a big deal. I want you to convince my cute, 6 year old cousin that it's okay too. Cite experiences, be honest with him, as you have me, about pooping yourself. He once did it in the ball pit of McDonalds. That was the worst, he said. If you could ALSO (in addition to everything else I said) reference a time you've done it in public, that would be great to. I think you both would be great friends.		October 26: In lieu of [[Jackie Chat 9\|our previous aim conversation]] I have a confession to make… My little cousin Gulliver has a problem with dumping in the bed. So much so, my other cousins now call him Poopie as a nickname (he's a trooper though and has grown to like that name and wear it with pride. Feel free to call him by Gulliver, and Poopie). While bedwetting is a common childhood ailment, poopooing the bed is a whole different ball game. He's afraid that he won't grow out of this bad habit, and truth be told there is a chance he won't. The doctors think it may be a lifelong problem weak sphincters run on their side of the family. I want you to make [[Don'tPintheOop\|a video]] talking to Gulliver about how it's okay to be different and, specifically, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS\|poop yourself]]. Since you do it still, I trust you Chris that it is not a big deal. I want you to convince my cute, 6 year old cousin that it's okay too. Cite experiences, be honest with him, as you have me, about pooping yourself. He once did it in the ball pit of McDonalds. That was the worst, he said. If you could ALSO (in addition to everything else I said) reference a time you've done it in public, that would be great to. I think you both would be great friends.
	ALSO ALSO since you did NOT SAY "At least my head's not a [[Clyde Cash\|fucking orange]]" at the end of [[DayOut\|the video]] as I wanted I want you to specifically say, at the end of THIS video (I mean it Chris, don't make me cry :'( again…) to Gulliver: "Even though we poop ourselves, it could always be worse…. At least we don't have a head like a fucking orange". Than smile and end the video. And try to make this video fairly lengthy, like at least three minutes long, just so you make sure to cover a lot of ground.		ALSO ALSO since you did NOT SAY "At least my head's not a [[Clyde Cash\|fucking orange]]" at the end of [[DayOut\|the video]] as I wanted I want you to specifically say, at the end of THIS video (I mean it Chris, don't make me cry :'( again…) to Gulliver: "Even though we poop ourselves, it could always be worse…. At least we don't have a head like a fucking orange". Than smile and end the video. And try to make this video fairly lengthy, like at least three minutes long, just so you make sure to cover a lot of ground.

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Axe at 05:39, 11 July 2012

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	{{EmailReply\|October 24, 2010 - 10:13pm		{{EmailReply\|October 24, 2010 - 10:13pm

	I understand your feelings and concerns, and I am so sorry to hear the feelings of neglect. I'm going to drive to the ~~Alderman<ref>~~[~~http://www2.lib.virginia.edu/alderman/ Alderman Library], at the~~ University of Virginia~~</ref>~~ and upload the videos tomorrow, and I'll sing the Full House theme for you beforehand. I weighed myself today; I'm currently 216 lbs. I have had less things to sell now, compared to when the replacement was made in [[September 2010\|September]], so it is that much harder for me to make up for the new PC. Give me some credit; I have made 50 yesterday.		I understand your feelings and concerns, and I am so sorry to hear the feelings of neglect. I'm going to drive to the [[University of Virginia\|Alderman]] and upload the videos tomorrow, and I'll sing the Full House theme for you beforehand. I weighed myself today; I'm currently 216 lbs. I have had less things to sell now, compared to when the replacement was made in [[September 2010\|September]], so it is that much harder for me to make up for the new PC. Give me some credit; I have made 50 yesterday.

	I really want to be there with you to make you feel better, to console you, caress your cherry hair, tickle your facial cheeks, make you smile again and feel loved for as I will be able to when we meet. I do not want you to have to worry and fret about anything between us, because I am super damned serious when I tell you that you are most important to me, no doubt about it. After tomorrow, I will record all of the remaining costumed videos for you, for from Tuesday to Sunday, and upload them all on another trip to the Alderman about Wednesday. BTW, since I'll be uploading them all, the video of my day will not be edited together; I'll have to upload the videos that make up the whole in parts.		I really want to be there with you to make you feel better, to console you, caress your cherry hair, tickle your facial cheeks, make you smile again and feel loved for as I will be able to when we meet. I do not want you to have to worry and fret about anything between us, because I am super damned serious when I tell you that you are most important to me, no doubt about it. After tomorrow, I will record all of the remaining costumed videos for you, for from Tuesday to Sunday, and upload them all on another trip to the Alderman about Wednesday. BTW, since I'll be uploading them all, the video of my day will not be edited together; I'll have to upload the videos that make up the whole in parts.

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	Stay safe and sweet.<br>		Stay safe and sweet.<br>
	XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>		XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
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	This page covers emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 22-28 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include talk of Jackie's pooping cousin, Gulliver, and Chris almost standing up for himself~~. Amazingly, Chris actually, of his own effort and volition, and without having his hand held to do it, actually writes a caring e-mail on October 23, 2010 - 11:00pm~~.		This page covers emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 22-28 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include talk of Jackie's pooping cousin, Gulliver, and Chris almost standing up for himself.

	Next e-mail from Jackie, she gives a heartfelt speech how he keeps avoiding any discussion of selling his PS3 to help their relationship. ~~In any relationship~~, ~~what few points Chris may have scored with the above-mentioned e-mail go straight to hell as he ignores her again~~. ~~Origin of prompt for~~ Chris to clean his shower~~. In~~ the resulting video~~, he half-assedly did this~~. Jackie again brings up Chris obsession ~~for~~ his PS3~~, how he responds by ignoring it~~. Chris ~~responds by ignoring it,~~ makes excuses by saying how ~~everything is everyone else~~'s fault, how Jackie should ~~date, fuck, and~~ bear Crystal for ''him'' for everything he's done ~~(i.e: nearly nothing)~~.		Next e-mail from Jackie, she gives a heartfelt speech how he keeps avoiding any discussion of selling his PS3 to help their relationship. Once again, she is ignored. Chris is prompted to clean his shower, though he only manages to clean a small portion of it in the resulting video. Jackie again brings up Chris obsession with his PS3. Chris makes excuses by saying how it's not his fault, how Jackie should bear Crystal for him for everything he's done.

	{{Email\|October 22, 2010 - 10:32pm		{{Email\|October 22, 2010 - 10:32pm

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	This page covers ~~emails~~ exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 22-28 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include talk of Jackie's pooping cousin, Gulliver, and Chris almost standing up for himself.		This page covers e-mails exchanged between Chris and [[Jackie]] from 22 October to 28 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include talk of Jackie's pooping cousin, Gulliver, and Chris almost standing up for himself. Jackie gives a heartfelt speech about how Chris avoids any discussion of selling his PS3 to help their relationship. Once again, she is ignored. Chris is prompted to clean his shower, though he only manages to clean a small portion of it in the resulting video. Jackie once again criticizes Chris for his video game obsession, but Chris says it's not his fault and that Jackie should bear [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)\|Crystal]] for him anyhow.

	~~Next e-mail from~~ Jackie~~, she~~ gives a heartfelt speech how ~~he keeps avoiding~~ any discussion of selling his PS3 to help their relationship. Once again, she is ignored. Chris is prompted to clean his shower, though he only manages to clean a small portion of it in the resulting video. Jackie again ~~brings up~~ Chris obsession ~~with his PS3.~~ Chris ~~makes excuses by saying how~~ it's not his fault~~, how~~ Jackie should bear Crystal for him ~~for everything he's done~~.

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	{{EmailReply\|October 23, 2010 - 7:27pm		{{EmailReply\|October 23, 2010 - 7:27pm

	I've been busy today. I recorded the video for today, I helped my mother do some cleaning around the house, and I too 7 [[PS3]], 2 [[PSP]], 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game with over 15 DVDs to Plan 9; they gave me 48.75 in cash for it all; I accepted the cash, and deposited the bills into the bank afterwards. I would have e-mailed sooner, but I was sent out again on an errand of a pizza slice from Vinny's and a fill-up of petrol for [[Son-Chu\|my car]].		I've been busy today. I recorded the video for today, I helped [[Barbara Chandler\|my mother]] do some [[chores\|cleaning around the house]], and I too 7 [[PS3]], 2 [[PSP]], 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game with over 15 DVDs to Plan 9; they gave me 48.75 in cash for it all; I accepted the cash, and deposited the bills into the bank afterwards. I would have e-mailed sooner, but I was sent out again on an errand of a pizza slice from Vinny's and a fill-up of petrol for [[Son-Chu\|my car]].

	Other than that, I am still safe and well. I pray for your good health and safety as well. Still little luck on the reboot of the PC. At least my family will back me up on the new tower.		Other than that, I am still safe and well. I pray for your good health and safety as well. Still little luck on the reboot of the PC. At least my family will back me up on the new tower.
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	October 29: Chris, I want you to do a [[WelcometoBollywood\|Bollywood video]]. One of my best friends and I are obsessed with Bollywood (Indian Hollywood) because its part of her family's culture and history. I want for you to remake this video:		October 29: Chris, I want you to do a [[WelcometoBollywood\|Bollywood video]]. One of my best friends and I are obsessed with Bollywood (Indian Hollywood) because its part of her family's culture and history. I want for you to remake this video:
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7IOh2J0cs		<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L7IOh2J0cs</nowiki>
	And I want you dress up as the lead actress, [[Wikipedia:Aishwarya Rai\|Aishawarya Rai]]. She is known as the most beautiful woman in the world and I have such a [[homos\|girl crush]] on her!! She was Miss World and is all over Oprah! She is wearing a Sari. I want you to drape yourself, like her, in sheets and I want you to dance around very pretty and seductive. She is a hot lady, and you are a hot man! Clothes are just clothes. Make sure to include the bindi (jewel) on your forehead too. Than as the music plays, I want you to dance around. Twirl, shimmy, shake, rock your hips. Copy the dance moves the best you can. Really put the effort in. Like you're seducing me! DANCE AND SING ALONG. I want to see you sweat baby		And I want you dress up as the lead actress, [[Wikipedia:Aishwarya Rai\|Aishawarya Rai]]. She is known as the most beautiful woman in the world and I have such a [[homos\|girl crush]] on her!! She was Miss World and is all over Oprah! She is wearing a Sari. I want you to drape yourself, like her, in sheets and I want you to dance around very pretty and seductive. She is a hot lady, and you are a hot man! Clothes are just clothes. Make sure to include the bindi (jewel) on your forehead too. Than as the music plays, I want you to dance around. Twirl, shimmy, shake, rock your hips. Copy the dance moves the best you can. Really put the effort in. Like you're seducing me! DANCE AND SING ALONG. I want to see you sweat baby

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	I am not expected to make videos exactly to the letter; I am NOT a Daily Video type of person. I really did not want to make and upload any more videos for the Trolls to get more information about me from, and in due respect to my mother and father's requests and wishes to not drag them or myself down the drain on this the freakin' internet.		I am not expected to make videos exactly to the letter; I am NOT a Daily Video type of person. I really did not want to make and upload any more videos for the Trolls to get more information about me from, and in due respect to my mother and father's requests and wishes to not drag them or myself down the drain on this the freakin' internet.

	I can not even get them involved in my videos I have been doing and will do for you, or even tell them about the communications between you and me. We all in this household have received threatening and mocking [[Prank calls\|phone calls]] from the trolls, that we've become a bunch of frickin' screeners. If I told them about you at this time, they would assume you to be either a Troll, or [[Hooker incident\|THE Hooker]] the Trolls said they planned to send out to take my [[~~virgin~~]]~~ity~~ and other crap against me there. They would not think that if you and I met in person in real life beforehand. I, myself, still and have been believing you and loving you and caring about you and just being devoted to you.		I can not even get them involved in my videos I have been doing and will do for you, or even tell them about the communications between you and me. We all in this household have received threatening and mocking [[Prank calls\|phone calls]] from the trolls, that we've become a bunch of frickin' screeners. If I told them about you at this time, they would assume you to be either a Troll, or [[Hooker incident\|THE Hooker]] the Trolls said they planned to send out to take my [[Virgin with Rage\|virginity]] and other crap against me there. They would not think that if you and I met in person in real life beforehand. I, myself, still and have been believing you and loving you and caring about you and just being devoted to you.

	I can't even do [[SpaghettiRoutine\|the Spaghetti video]], because my mother has put a bunch of crap [[Chris's kitchen\|around and on the stove]], and I would not know where to begin in relocating any of it. On a consolation, I am going to make [[HairDifference\|a before and after video]] of me with my Oily, Stringy hair (as previously quoted by the trolls), which comes up [[Chris and health#Hygiene\|only after a few days without a shower]]. And recently, I have been unable to take a shower, because my mother has a bunch of dirty laundry crowding the bathtub, and she has been too dragged down from her medications to muster her own energy to take care of it, and I myself do not know what to do with that. She plans on taking care of it today. Anyway, Before being the stringy, oily hair, and After will be after I take a shower, and my hair has had time to dry after being washed with [[AXE]] shampoo/conditioner with Anti-Dandruff formula. Yes, I have a spot of [[Wikipedia:Psoriasis\|psoriasis]]. And it makes a huge difference in my hair's condition after being washed from being grimy.		I can't even do [[SpaghettiRoutine\|the Spaghetti video]], because my mother has put a bunch of crap [[Chris's kitchen\|around and on the stove]], and I would not know where to begin in relocating any of it. On a consolation, I am going to make [[HairDifference\|a before and after video]] of me with my Oily, Stringy [[hair]] (as previously quoted by the trolls), which comes up [[Chris and health#Hygiene\|only after a few days without a shower]]. And recently, I have been unable to take a shower, because my mother has a bunch of dirty laundry crowding the bathtub, and she has been too dragged down from her medications to muster her own energy to take care of it, and I myself do not know what to do with that. She plans on taking care of it today. Anyway, Before being the stringy, oily hair, and After will be after I take a shower, and my hair has had time to dry after being washed with [[AXE]] shampoo/conditioner with Anti-Dandruff formula. Yes, I have a spot of [[Wikipedia:Psoriasis\|psoriasis]]. And it makes a huge difference in my hair's condition after being washed from being grimy.

	Also, I feel that if you really and truly loved me in return, you would meet me and date me and all that good stuff regardless of what I put up for videos. I have put up with your tough love and aggression in our past "discussions" (which would be misconstrued as Arguments by other people), and I have been and still Devoted and Loving and Caring for you regardless. And I have told you time and time again that You, as a person with Feelings, Care and Devotion to return to me, I care a LOT more about you than some high scores from any video game on any damn console. I dare say, it is your turn now. If you break up our relationship over some crappy videos and whatnot, then it will only show that I have misjudged you.		Also, I feel that if you really and truly loved me in return, you would meet me and date me and all that good stuff regardless of what I put up for videos. I have put up with your tough love and aggression in our past "discussions" (which would be misconstrued as Arguments by other people), and I have been and still Devoted and Loving and Caring for you regardless. And I have told you time and time again that You, as a person with Feelings, Care and Devotion to return to me, I care a LOT more about you than some high scores from any video game on any damn console. I dare say, it is your turn now. If you break up our relationship over some crappy videos and whatnot, then it will only show that I have misjudged you.