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BaboonRancher23: Removed Jesus Possession Disclaimer

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Removed Jesus Possession Disclaimer

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	{{Protip\|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this for any reason''.}}		{{Protip\|The caller of this phone call is attempting to give money to Chris in jail. No matter how good your intentions may be, ''do not do this for any reason''.}}

Ivandevon at 04:42, 3 May 2023

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> So how's everything else been going for you, other than, y'know, the troubles of, obviously being stuck in there?		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> So how's everything else been going for you, other than, y'know, the troubles of, obviously being stuck in there?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, well everything th- everything metaphysically and inter-dimensionally and all that's working out, and, just- I've been- My body and I, we've been working it out		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, well everything th- everything metaphysically and inter-dimensionally and all that's working out, and, just- I've been- My body and I, we've been working it out...




			<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Mmkay, that's good. Do you know, um, when your next court date is or anything like that? Are you, um, are you pretty hopeful about all that stuff or do you, um, you have help with that kind of stuff?

Ivandevon: /* The Call */

2023-05-03T04:37:07Z

The Call

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Good. I'm doin' okay, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Good. I'm doin' okay, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.

	[''Chris is inaudible at first but gradually becomes louder.'']		[''Chris is inaudible at first but gradually becomes louder starting around the 1:30 mark.'']

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-

Ivandevon at 04:35, 3 May 2023

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	* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.		* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.

	This is the only one of Chris's recorded jail calls which was released to the public in full without any cuts, although Chris's voice is inaudible for the first 90 seconds ~~due to audio issues~~.		This is the only one of Chris's recorded jail calls which was released to the public in full without any cuts, although Chris's voice is inaudible for the first 90 seconds.

	==The Call==		==The Call==

Ivandevon at 04:34, 3 May 2023

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	* The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.		* The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.
	* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.		* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.

			This is the only one of Chris's recorded jail calls which was released to the public in full without any cuts, although Chris's voice is inaudible for the first 90 seconds due to audio issues.

	==The Call==		==The Call==

Jimmy747: /* Transcript */

2023-04-11T00:16:39Z

Transcript

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Pardon my French.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Pardon my French.

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Unintelligible'']

			<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Laughs M'kay, um, so funnily enough, you wanna know something weird? Um, right after we started talking, your videos started getting recommended to me on youtube. It's so weird, it's like after we had our first phone call, y- like, that was the only time, even though I had already watched a metric shitton of videos about you on that other channel. Like, now your videos are starting to get on my recommended laughs.

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Unintelligible'']

			<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, that algorithm's got me pegged, haha.

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Unintelligible'']

			<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> So how's everything else been going for you, other than, y'know, the troubles of, obviously being stuck in there?

			<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh, well everything th- everything metaphysically and inter-dimensionally and all that's working out, and, just- I've been- My body and I, we've been working it out

Elamea: /* Transcript */

2022-07-16T08:55:55Z

Transcript

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Right.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Right.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean- To just to offer comparison, look at the episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3, where Rainbow Dash was about to get tested to be to be entered into The Wonderbolts. But she was- but she ~~was kind of [''Unintelligible''], they~~ had to figure it out through the, uh, the ~~fairies~~ learning ~~the~~ teaching methods, and then they found that ~~[''Unintelligible''] Looking~~ down on everything.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I mean- To just to offer comparison, look at the episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3, where Rainbow Dash was about to get tested to be to be entered into The Wonderbolts. But she was- but she just had no knowledge. They had to figure it out through the, uh, the various learning and teaching methods, and then they found that Rainbow Dash can learn for herself by being up in the sky, looking down on Earth- on everything.

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, that's actually a great. Uhm. That's a great point that's absolutely true. My son ,uhm, didn't respond well to video learning. Uhm, I think most kids kinda struggled with it but he in particular was too distracted, so.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah, that's actually a great. Uhm. That's a great point that's absolutely true. My son ,uhm, didn't respond well to video learning. Uhm, I think most kids kinda struggled with it but he in particular was too distracted, so.

PsychoNerd054 at 21:50, 8 June 2022

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Ivandevon: /* The Call */

2022-04-09T15:08:48Z

The Call

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> [''coughs''] Hey, good afternoon Christine. How you doin' today?		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> [''coughs''] Hey, good afternoon Christine. How you doin' today?

	[''Chris ~~says something which~~ is ~~extremely faint and unintelligible~~'']		[''Chris is inaudible.'']

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Oh yeah, goin' through it?		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Oh yeah, goin' through it?

	[''Chris ~~says something~~'']		[''Chris is inaudible.'']

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Good. I'm doin' okay, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Good. I'm doin' okay, um, December was a bit of a rough month. Um... had a few deaths, people I know, just- in rapid succession, so I've kind of been depressed, but... um, y'know I'm just tryin' to, tryin to stay positive.

	[''Chris ~~speaks. He~~ is ~~faint~~ at first but gradually becomes louder.'']		[''Chris is inaudible at first but gradually becomes louder.'']

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-

Paigeee: My interpretation of something Chris says that originally said "unclear"

2022-01-29T13:56:06Z

My interpretation of something Chris says that originally said "unclear"

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	[''Chris speaks. He is faint at first but gradually becomes louder.'']		[''Chris speaks. He is faint at first but gradually becomes louder.'']

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on ~~[''unclear'']~~ earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> ...C-197 on that earth... or otherwise, if that was unavailable, your souls get reincarnated and you're somebody else on... part of the C-197 earth at this point, because we don't have much time left on this one. I mean, I even heard on the radio about more and more [[COVID-19\|children getting inf- infected]], so that's an obvious sign right there. And another one-

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Yeah.

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	* Chris attempts to give parenting advice for the caller regarding how he can help his son during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, with reference to [[My Little Pony]].		* Chris attempts to give parenting advice for the caller regarding how he can help his son during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, with reference to [[My Little Pony]].
	* The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.		* The caller talks about plans to send Chris money.
	* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth ~~Englehardt~~]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.		* In addition, Chris tells him to contact [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] by making an account on the Onion Farms.

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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Sure. Yeah, I can do that.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Sure. Yeah, I can do that.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Is that you can also go onto OnionFarms. Contact [[Other enablers\|Kenneth ~~Englehardt~~]], send him the link. After you've confirmed it for yourself just tell him [''Unintelligible''] site's back up. You can go there, you can donate money to Christine again.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Yeah. Is that you can also go onto OnionFarms. Contact [[Other enablers\|Kenneth Engelhardt]], send him the link. After you've confirmed it for yourself just tell him [''Unintelligible''] site's back up. You can go there, you can donate money to Christine again.

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Sorry, give me one second here. What was the name you just said?		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Sorry, give me one second here. What was the name you just said?

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Alright, well I said that you can tell Kenneth. ~~Englehardt~~.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Oh. Alright, well I said that you can tell Kenneth. Engelhardt.

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Can you spell that for me?		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Can you spell that for me?
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	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay. So yeah, I'll absolutely help you out and, uhm, if I don't get on the site t-, uh, tomorrow I'll send it in the mail and you'll get it either way.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> Okay. So yeah, I'll absolutely help you out and, uhm, if I don't get on the site t-, uh, tomorrow I'll send it in the mail and you'll get it either way.

	<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahkay. And yeah, definitely recommend that you get in contact with Kenneth ~~Englehardt~~ on Onion Farms. He's a decent guy- he's a decent guy, a good person for the most part. Even though he may have qualms at times, he's more of a neutral good.		<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Ahkay. And yeah, definitely recommend that you get in contact with Kenneth Engelhardt on Onion Farms. He's a decent guy- he's a decent guy, a good person for the most part. Even though he may have qualms at times, he's more of a neutral good.

	<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> M'kay well I mean if he's doin' alright by ya, I trust him. I mean, I don't know- you've, you've kind of befriended some of the people who, y'know used to run the websites and stuff so.		<font color="#8A0808">'''Zombo:'''</font> M'kay well I mean if he's doin' alright by ya, I trust him. I mean, I don't know- you've, you've kind of befriended some of the people who, y'know used to run the websites and stuff so.