Jail Letter - 16 November 2021 - Revision history

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	* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.		* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.
	* Chris states that there is a bidet in his cell. Due to the unlikeliness of such a luxurious item being in a jail cell, many have theorized that this means Chris is washing his ass in the sink.		* Chris states that there is a bidet in his cell. Due to the unlikeliness of such a luxurious item being in a jail cell, many have theorized that this means Chris is washing his ass in the sink.
			*The guards require Chris to shower every day, meaning he is probably cleaner than he has ever been.
	==Chris's Response==		==Chris's Response==
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	[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]		[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]

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	Notable statements include:		Notable statements include:
	* Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by highlighting a Portal". ~~Given Chris~~'~~s past behavior, this could perhaps mean either drawing on the walls or trying to punch holes in them~~.		* Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by highlighting a Portal". He later mentioned that he had drawn an arch with a pen that was big enough he could've gone through it.<ref>[[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots Part 2‎‎]]</ref>
	* Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."		* Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
	* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.		* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.

PsychoNerd054 at 21:48, 8 June 2022

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	[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]		[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]

	On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth ~~Englehardt~~]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref> The letter consists of the [[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021\|ten questions asked by "Joe Mama"]], finally revealed here.		On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref> The letter consists of the [[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021\|ten questions asked by "Joe Mama"]], finally revealed here.

	In the letter, Chris claims that his body "has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight (most likely due to having a diet with less junk food in it and having to resort to exercise to alleviate his boredom).		In the letter, Chris claims that his body "has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight (most likely due to having a diet with less junk food in it and having to resort to exercise to alleviate his boredom).

PsychoNerd054: /* Chris's Response */

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Chris's Response

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	{{quotebox\|2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?		{{quotebox\|2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?
			[[File:ChrisBidet.jpg\|thumb\|150px\|What Chris is likely doing with his "bidet".]]

	I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.		I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.
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	3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?		3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

	~~[[File:ChrisBidet.jpg\|thumb\|What Chris is likely doing with his "bidet".]]~~
	Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish\|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready\|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}		Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish\|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready\|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}

PsychoNerd054: /* Chris's Response */

2022-04-26T04:20:20Z

Chris's Response

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	3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?		3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

			[[File:ChrisBidet.jpg\|thumb\|What Chris is likely doing with his "bidet".]]
	Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish\|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready\|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}		Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish\|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready\|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}

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More accurate envelope

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	\| county = Orange, VA		\| county = Orange, VA
	\| zip = 22960-2807		\| zip = 22960-2807
	\| date = 17 ~~November '21~~		\| date = 17 NOV 2021 PM 5 L
	\| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg\|150px\|center]]		\| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg\|150px\|center]]
	\| center = Kenneth Engelhardt.		\| center = Kenneth Engelhardt.
			\| upperright = [American flag stamp]
			\| postage =
	}}		}}
	{{quotebox\|① Hey, Kenneth.		{{quotebox\|① Hey, Kenneth.

PsychoNerd054 at 02:52, 25 January 2022

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	Laugh, Scoff, or Jest as thou May and likely Will, but Know that in this, while my answers remain hand over heart honest and direct, I am Trolling You ALL Back in this as well.		Laugh, Scoff, or Jest as thou May and likely Will, but Know that in this, while my answers remain hand over heart honest and direct, I am Trolling You ALL Back in this as well.

	~~[[Laughs Under Lucricities\|~~L U L Z ]]		L U L Z

	Also, you May or May Not read about it in my published →②		Also, you May or May Not read about it in my published →②

KingClark at 22:47, 14 January 2022

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	[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]		[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Chris has revealed that he has been sent to solitary confinement on at least one occasion.]]

Larry the Larryhog at 05:03, 13 January 2022

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	Notable statements include:		Notable statements include:
	* Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by ~~hilighting~~ a Portal". Given Chris's past behavior, this could perhaps mean either drawing on the walls or trying to punch holes in them.		* Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by highlighting a Portal". Given Chris's past behavior, this could perhaps mean either drawing on the walls or trying to punch holes in them.
	* Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."		* Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
	* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.		* Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.