January 2015 Facebook posts - Revision history

Makuchi: /* Off My Rocker?! */

2024-12-05T05:28:47Z

Off My Rocker?!

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	===Off My Rocker?!===		===Off My Rocker?!===
	Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by [https://web.archive.org/web/20150112231350/wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ one particular article] posted by Wii U Daily:		Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by [https://web.archive.org/web/20150112231350/wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ one particular article] posted by Wii U Daily and proceeded to go on a tirade over [[JERKS]]:

	{{quotebox\|10 January 2015		{{quotebox\|10 January 2015

Waffle525: Fixing typo

2023-04-10T15:32:12Z

Fixing typo

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	* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court\|house]].		* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court\|house]].
	* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.		* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
	* 7 January - Chris calls on his ~~fandase~~ to cut down an annoying tree branch.		* 7 January - Chris calls on his fanbase to cut down an annoying tree branch.
	* 8 January - Chris accuses [[Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.		* 8 January - Chris accuses [[Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.
	* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.		* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.

FromtheWordsofBR at 20:36, 2 November 2022

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	===Off My Rocker?!===		===Off My Rocker?!===
	Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by ~~one particular article (http~~://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/~~#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook)~~ posted by Wii U Daily:		Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by [https://web.archive.org/web/20150112231350/wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ one particular article] posted by Wii U Daily:

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	===~~Sussie's Meaning~~ of ~~Life...and Why Trolls are Bad~~===		===The Amazing World of Chris-Chan===
	Chris calls out the [[trolls]] through a ''The Amazing World of Gumball'' clip, a show that airs on the same network as ''Sonic Boom''. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/791048307656317 Link here].		Chris calls out the [[trolls]] through a ''The Amazing World of Gumball'' clip, a show that airs on the same network as ''Sonic Boom''. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/791048307656317 Link here].

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	GOOD GRIEF!!!}}		GOOD GRIEF!!!}}

	===~~Good Lord~~, ~~He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!~~===		===Our Minds Are a Blank, Too===
	Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, looped over and over again.		Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, looped over and over again.

4CentUser: /* Baby, Chris Was Born This Way */

2021-01-02T13:02:53Z

Baby, Chris Was Born This Way

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	{{quotebox\|9 January 2015		{{quotebox\|9 January 2015
	[[File:Nohomo.jpg\|thumb\|left]]		[[File:Nohomo.jpg\|thumb\|left]]
	The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#~~Chris the lesbian~~\|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck\|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}		The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Lesbianism\|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck\|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}

	===Boo to Discrimination===		===Boo to Discrimination===

Trombonista at 18:57, 26 March 2016

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	I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.		I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

	SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!		SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}
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	===A No-Contact Order Apparently Goes Both Ways===		===A No-Contact Order Apparently Goes Both Ways===

Trombonista at 20:47, 7 November 2015

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	This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.		This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.
	I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.		I have registered the 3DS card through my Club Nintendo account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

	SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!		SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!

Asperhes: /* Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His! */ broken link

2015-08-13T20:31:14Z

Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!: broken link

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	===Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!===		===Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!===
	Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, ~~depicting the camera turning to his drawing, which is~~ looped over and over again~~. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/794466973981117 Link here]~~.		Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, looped over and over again.

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Asperhes: /* Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His! */

2015-08-13T20:29:49Z

Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!

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	===Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!===		===Good Lord, He's Trying to Make Our Heads As Screwed Up as His!===
	Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, depicting the camera turning to his drawing, which is looped over and over again~~. Unfortunately, the animated "Droste effect" doesn't work, likely due to the fact that we don't actually zoom into said part of the picture (to make no mention of Chris's art skills)~~. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/794466973981117 Link here].		Chris posts a motion version of the crazy drawing, depicting the camera turning to his drawing, which is looped over and over again. [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/794466973981117 Link here].

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Asperhes: /* He Hasn't Forgotten Us! */

2015-08-13T20:28:05Z

He Hasn't Forgotten Us!

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	===He Hasn't Forgotten Us!===		===He Hasn't Forgotten Us!===
	Chris defames the CWCki for the first time in a while, posting a crazy drawing depicting his head with the top cut off and replaced with a similar scene of him with his head cut off, and so on. This is an attempt at the [[wikipedia:Droste effect\|Droste effect]], named after a design on an old box of Droste cocoa powder. He then absurdly mentions the "unrequited" hatred that CWCki denizens have for him. An unrequited hatred would mean he didn't hate us back. [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=793753884052426 Link here].		Chris defames the CWCki for the first time in a while, posting a crazy drawing depicting his head with the top cut off and replaced with a similar scene of him with his head cut off, and so on.

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	[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Chris attempts the Droste effect.]]		[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|Chris attempts the Droste effect.]]
	In case anyone was wondering what is on my mind. "My Mind Is a Blank" (Not that you care. I have been very stressed).		In case anyone was wondering what is on my mind. "My Mind Is a Blank" (Not that you care. I have been very stressed).

Asperhes: /* Baby, Chris Was Born This Way */

2015-07-13T16:51:37Z

Baby, Chris Was Born This Way

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	The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian\|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck\|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}		The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian\|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck\|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}

	Chris seems to imply he is considering [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery sex reassignment surgery] with "no operation '''yet'''". How Chris would afford this extremely expensive procedure is not clear, especially since the events of February 2015 will most likely make him lose his [[tugboat]].

	===Boo to Discrimination===		===Boo to Discrimination===