Jason Kendrick Howell message - Revision history

WarnerBro: /* Context */

2026-03-03T04:58:16Z

Context

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	On the 12th, Clyde then declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, the creator of Chris's page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009\|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.		On the 12th, Clyde then declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, the creator of Chris's page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009\|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.

	Apparently, Chris ~~did not~~ see the second revelation message~~, thinking~~ it was Jason falsely using another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was then new to the scene.		Apparently, Chris either didn't see the second revelation message or incorrectly believed it was Jason falsely using another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was then new to the scene.

	Chris proceeded to send the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde. Unaware of any of this, the real Jason checked his phone messages, and this is what he got...		Chris proceeded to send the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde. Unaware of any of this, the real Jason checked his phone messages, and this is what he got...

WarnerBro: /* See also */

2024-10-09T03:15:22Z

Cereally: /* The Message */

2023-07-27T04:35:18Z

The Message

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	==The Message==		==The Message==
	{{Tardrage\|2=~~[[Death threats\|deadly]]~~}}		{{Tardrage\|1=border:7px dashed #ff8800\|2=dangerous}}

	{{Infobox/Audiofile		{{Infobox/Audiofile
	\| name = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell		\| name = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell

Cereally: /* External links */

2023-07-26T08:10:06Z

External links

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	*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective] - Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message.		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective] - Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message.

	{{~~ClydeCashSaga~~}}		{{MiyamotoSaga}}
	{{CWC-isms}}		{{CWC-isms}}

	[[Category: CWC-isms]]		[[Category: CWC-isms]]

Cereally: /* The Message */

2023-07-26T08:09:50Z

The Message

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	\| featuring = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine		\| featuring = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine
	\| subject = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}		\| subject = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}
	\| saga = {{~~Clyde~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Miyamoto\|text}}
	}}		}}

Y0h 513nn R3n: /* Alternative transcriptions */

2023-04-11T13:39:24Z

Alternative transcriptions

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	[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg\|thumb\|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]		[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg\|thumb\|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]

	There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "''I pray'' you dead" or "''I'll break'' you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video\|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY [[Dragon Ball\|NAPPA]] (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment\|communications]] [[Chris and ~~English~~\|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.		There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "''I pray'' you dead" or "''I'll break'' you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video\|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY [[Dragon Ball\|NAPPA]] (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment\|communications]] [[Chris and oratory\|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.

	==Legacy==		==Legacy==

Gray Deign: replacing a dead link and removing another

2022-11-09T00:25:45Z

replacing a dead link and removing another

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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]		*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]
	*[~~http://db.tt/TZ56D6xe Audio mirror]~~		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective] - Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message.
	*A Jason Retrospective <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1~~], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-~~41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]</s>~~ Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message. ~~-DEAD LINKS~~

	{{ClydeCashSaga}}		{{ClydeCashSaga}}

PsychoNerd054: /* External links */

2022-01-11T02:23:46Z

External links

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	*A Jason Retrospective <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]</s> Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message. -DEAD LINKS		*A Jason Retrospective <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)]</s> Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message. -DEAD LINKS

			{{ClydeCashSaga}}
	{{CWC-isms}}		{{CWC-isms}}

	[[Category: CWC-isms]]		[[Category: CWC-isms]]

PsychoNerd054: Video has nothing to do with Miyamoto

2022-01-11T02:23:09Z

Video has nothing to do with Miyamoto

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	\| featuring = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine		\| featuring = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine
	\| subject = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}		\| subject = {{Rage\|text}}, {{Violence\|text}}, {{Website\|text}}
	\| saga = {{Clyde~~\|text}} {{Miyamoto~~\|text}}		\| saga = {{Clyde\|text}}
	}}		}}

Superspongebobbros: /* Alternative transcriptions */

2021-01-04T06:13:01Z

Alternative transcriptions

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	[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg\|thumb\|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]		[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg\|thumb\|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]

	There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "''I pray'' you dead" or "''I'll break'' you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video\|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment\|communications]] [[Chris and English\|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.		There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "''I pray'' you dead" or "''I'll break'' you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger\|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video\|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY [[Dragon Ball\|NAPPA]] (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment\|communications]] [[Chris and English\|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.

	==Legacy==		==Legacy==

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	*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]		*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]
	*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]		*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
	*[[Chris and ~~Anger~~]]		*[[Chris and anger]]
	*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.		*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.
	*[[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.		*[[Sonichu 10\|''Sonichu'' #10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.