JenkinsJinkies - Revision history

WarnerBro at 22:08, 17 April 2026

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	JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.		JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.

	{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin ~~With Rage~~\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}		{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}

	As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.		As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.

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	As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>		As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>

	As if it weren't obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls' wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.		As if it weren't already obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls' wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.

	{{quote\|I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to [[ Miyamoto emails\| PAY AirFare]] or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.\|JuniorJenkins, [[Trollin Train#Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)\|Trollin Train]]}}		{{quote\|I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to [[ Miyamoto emails\| PAY AirFare]] or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.\|JuniorJenkins, [[Trollin Train#Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)\|Trollin Train]]}}

WarnerBro at 20:29, 13 March 2026

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	'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a [[BlueSpike\|bi-curious teenager]] from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]].		'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a [[BlueSpike\|bi-curious teenager]] from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]].

	Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. On a related note, the handle "JenkinsJinkies" may be derived from ''{{w\|A Pup Named Scooby-Doo}}'', which retained Velma's famous "Jinkies!" catchphrase and gave Daphne a butler named Jenkins; since the series originally aired from 1988 to 1991, it's not hard to believe that Chris watched it as a child. ("Junior" himself confirmed that he derived the "Jinkies" from ''Scooby-Doo'', at least.) In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]], perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris.		Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. On a related note, the handle "JenkinsJinkies" may be derived from ''{{w\|A Pup Named Scooby-Doo}}'', which retained Velma's famous "Jinkies!" catchphrase and gave Daphne a butler named Jenkins; since the series originally aired from 1988 to 1991, it's not hard to believe that Chris watched it as a child. ("Junior" himself confirmed that he derived the "Jinkies" from ''Scooby-Doo'', at least.) In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]] at the time, perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris.

	Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.		Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the character {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.

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Master at 09:30, 27 February 2026

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	==References==		==References==
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	JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.		JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.

	{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old [[~~homos~~\|~~sodomite]] who~~ had gay sex at the age of seven and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}		{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}

	As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.		As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.

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	'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a [[BlueSpike\|bi-curious teenager]] from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]]. Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. On a related note, the handle "JenkinsJinkies" may be derived from ''{{w\|A Pup Named Scooby-Doo}}'', which retained Velma's famous "Jinkies!" catchphrase and gave Daphne a butler named Jenkins; since the series originally aired from 1988 to 1991, it's not hard to believe that Chris watched it as a child. In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]], perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris. Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.		'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a [[BlueSpike\|bi-curious teenager]] from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]].

			Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. On a related note, the handle "JenkinsJinkies" may be derived from ''{{w\|A Pup Named Scooby-Doo}}'', which retained Velma's famous "Jinkies!" catchphrase and gave Daphne a butler named Jenkins; since the series originally aired from 1988 to 1991, it's not hard to believe that Chris watched it as a child. ("Junior" himself confirmed that he derived the "Jinkies" from ''Scooby-Doo'', at least.) In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]], perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris.

			Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.

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	{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old [[homos\|sodomite]] who had gay sex at the age of seven and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}		{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old [[homos\|sodomite]] who had gay sex at the age of seven and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}

	As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris thought she should. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.		As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.

	Chris believed playing a troll who was [[Chris and reality\|legitimately]] afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince [[Clyde Cash]] himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several [[/cwc/\|lesser]] trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.		Chris believed playing a troll who was [[Chris and reality\|legitimately]] afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince [[Clyde Cash]] himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several [[/cwc/\|lesser]] trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.
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	As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.		As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.

	Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls ~~dont~~ have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of Goodwill.		Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls don't have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of a bathroom at Goodwill.

	As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>		As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>
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	Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of [[Patti Chandler]] and seven-year-old Christopher Chandler, as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not and Jenkins was roundly mocked.		Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of [[Patti Chandler]] and seven-year-old Christopher Chandler, as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not and Jenkins was roundly mocked.

	In another memorable event, Jenkins unsubtly asked for the numbers of the hookers [[Bryan Bash]] sent to Chris's house because Chris wanted sexy time.		In another memorable event, Jenkins unsubtly asked for the numbers of the hookers [[Bryan Bash]] [[Hooker incident\|sent to Chris's house]] because Chris [[Mia Hamm\|wanted sexy time]].

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	==The End==		==The End==
	Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on ~~TrollinTrain~~ about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trollin Train forums they would mistake him for a troll and subsequently [[Chris and the law\|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely that Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the Trollin Train forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].		Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on Trollin Train about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trollin Train forums they would mistake him for a troll and subsequently [[Chris and the law\|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely that Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the Trollin Train forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].

	==See also==		==See also==

WarnerBro at 16:47, 24 August 2024

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	'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a bi-curious teenager from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]]. Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]], perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris. Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.		'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born 16 July [[1995]]), was Chris's [[Disguises\|trollsona]] from [[May 2010\|May]] to [[August 2010]]. According to the elaborate backstory which Chris concocted for the character, he is a [[BlueSpike\|bi-curious teenager]] from Boston, who happens to be staying with a distant relative who lives across the street from [[14 Branchland Court\|Chris's house]] in [[Ruckersville]]. Jenkins is also said to have two male friends that they are very close to, both 16 years old at the time of the characters appearance on the [[Trollin Train\|Trollin Train forum]], who are called Jerry and Dino. These names could be a reference to the 1940s and 50s comedy duo: {{w\|Martin and Lewis}}, consisting of actors and singers {{w\|Dean Martin\|Dean (Dino) Martin}} and {{w\|Jerry Lewis}}. These reflect on Chris's life growing up, in which he was exposed to easy listening and swing music from his parents. On a related note, the handle "JenkinsJinkies" may be derived from ''{{w\|A Pup Named Scooby-Doo}}'', which retained Velma's famous "Jinkies!" catchphrase and gave Daphne a butler named Jenkins; since the series originally aired from 1988 to 1991, it's not hard to believe that Chris watched it as a child. In January 2009, Jenkins says that he had sexual relations and intercourse with his friend Jerry. This is an unusual story to tell from Chris considering his [[Homos\|negative views towards homosexuality]], perhaps showing Chris's own homosexual thoughts or fantasies. However, this may have just been to attempt to throw the trolls off and hide Jenkins' true identity as Chris. Chris appeared in a video, [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]], pretending to be Jenkins to prove his character to the trolls. In this video, Chris's elaborate disguise for this devious persona that fooled the world was accomplished by simply throwing a shirt over his head (making him unintentionally resemble the {{w\|Cobra Commander}}) and slightly deepening his voice.

	==CWCki==		==CWCki==

WarnerBro: /* Trollin Train */

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	As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.		As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.

	Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls dont have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of Goodwill.		Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls dont have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of Goodwill.

	As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>		As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>

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	==The End==		==The End==
	Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on TrollinTrain about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trollin Train forums they would mistake him for a troll and subsequently [[Chris and the ~~Law~~\|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely that Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the Trollin Train forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].		Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on TrollinTrain about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trollin Train forums they would mistake him for a troll and subsequently [[Chris and the law\|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely that Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the Trollin Train forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].

	==See also==		==See also==

Cereally at 10:09, 4 August 2023

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	JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.		JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.

	{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin ~~With Rage~~\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}		{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin with rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}

	As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.		As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.

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	JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.		JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked\|"PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked"]], a bait-page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris and the [[Trollin Train\|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies\|talk page]] and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.

	{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old [[~~homos~~\|~~sodomite]] who~~ had gay sex at the age of seven and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}		{{quote\|I lost my young [[Virgin With Rage\|virginity]] with a [[Merried Seinor Comic\|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes\|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED\|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.\|JenkinsJinkies, the fourteen-year-old boy who [[Homos\|had gay sex]] at the age of [[Pedofork\|seven]] and lost his [[virgin]]ity to a high school student beforehand; who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Court\|across the street]] from Chris.}}

	As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.		As JenkinsJinkies, Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Coffee Place#Amanda\|Amanda]], a part-time [[Manajerk\|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob Chandler\|Bob]], and other "[[Merried Seinor Comic\|seinors]]" with the adequate respect Chris [[Chris and his ego\|thought she should]]. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.

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	As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.		As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies' marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train\|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naïve\|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.

	Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls dont have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of Goodwill.		Chris, not the fact that understanding that most trolls dont have grand introductions to trolling an autistic manchild, made [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV\|a video]] applying for the Trollin Train. In the video, he puts on an obviously fake deep voice and wears his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] shirt over his head, all in the middle of Goodwill.

	As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>		As Junior Jenkins, Chris decided to write a story to go with his induction into the Trollin Train about how he supposedly experienced sexual intercourse for the first time; what resulted was a truly horrifying and borderline-[[Pedofork\|criminal]] text about how another child at summer camp supposedly had his way with Junior.<ref>[[Trollin_Train#Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)\|Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived.]]</ref>